The Scum Shou’s Survival Guide

Chapter 36: The emperor is my bamboo horse

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Ye Ming is like falling into an ice cave, the person in front of him has never felt so terrifying for a moment.

If I promise him, I will be that shameful male queen and let my parents and relatives disappoint him! Let the family be ashamed of him! No promise... He is a dead person, his parents will be devastated by his death, and he will never see the light of day again in his life.

He seemed to be standing on the edge of a cliff, whether he was going forward or backward, it was a dead end.

Li Zechen felt the trembling body of the person in his arms, and felt pity in his heart, but he did not show the slightest emotion on his face. If he softened, this person would definitely find a way to reject him again.

You better not reject me... because I am very, very unwilling to treat you the second way.

Li Zechen folded his arms, wrapped Ye Ming again, then got up and disappeared into the night, and returned to the palace not long after. He gently put Ye Ming on the bed, stretched out his hand a little, Ye Ming gasped suddenly, and only then did he realize that he could speak.

Ye Ming's face was pale, he hurriedly sat up with his arms up, just wanted to kneel down and beg, remembering Li Zechen's previous request, he held back, looked up at him, his lips trembling: "Your Majesty..."

Li Zechen stretched out his hand to cover Ye Ming's mouth gently, and said softly, "Wenqing doesn't have to rush to give me an answer, you can think slowly, I will wait for you."

He took Ye Ming in his arms and looked into his eyes seriously, with a hint of hope and longing in his eyes: "However, you shouldn't disappoint me, right?"

Ye Ming's body was extremely stiff, and he didn't dare to move. Li Zechen's voice was as gentle as ever, but it fell into his ears, but it was like a soul-chasing voice.

This person is like a fierce tiger, approaching you quietly step by step. Maybe this tiger looks like a docile and harmless big cat in front of you, but if you really piss him off, he may not care about it. Hesitantly opened his mouth to tear you to pieces.

And myself, not only can't gamble, but also has nowhere to escape.

Li Zechen patted Ye Ming's back gently, and said soothingly, "It's getting late, it's time to rest."

When Ye Ming heard Li Zechen said he was going to rest, he suddenly relaxed, let out a sigh of relief, lowered his eyes and said stiffly, "I respectfully send the emperor."

In any case, as long as he can temporarily avoid this person... Li Zechen was beside him, as if a mountain was pressing on him, making him breathless.

Li Zechen showed a helpless smile, raised his eyebrows slowly and said, "I said I was leaving? You just want to hide from me?"

Ye Ming looked at him with some trepidation. If he didn't leave, would he still stay here for the night? !

Li Zechen clapped his palm, and soon an eunuch and palace maid came in, and he said, "You guys should wait for the son to wash."

"Yes." The palace maids responded, and then respectfully said to Ye Ming, "Please come with your servant."

Ye Ming stood there and didn't move, he looked at Li Zechen, his eyes struggled and panicked, but Li Zechen just looked at him with a smile... Ye Ming felt like it had been a long time, or maybe it was only after a while, he finally gritted his teeth and turned around with the palace maid leave.

The maids and eunuchs had already prepared the hot water. There were jade pedals beside the wooden barrels, petals were floating on the water, and incense was lit beside them... They respectfully changed Ye Ming's clothes, and asked softly, "If you need it, sir. Slaves serve, just call."

After saying that, he bowed his head and walked out.

Ye Ming saw them go out, walked into the wooden barrel with bare feet, and started to take a bath comfortably.

[Ye Ming: Ah... I really enjoyed it. It would be even better if someone gave me a back massage at this time.]

[888: You can ask someone to give you a back massage. There are ten people waiting for you outside, just waiting for your call, hehe.]

[Ye Ming: ... Cough, forget it.]

After all, he should be very reluctant now! How could he be in the mood to ask the little girl to give him a back massage? No, it's absurd, absurd... Hold back!

Although he couldn't ask someone to rub his back and massage, Ye Ming was still very comfortable. The bath water was probably made from precious traditional Chinese medicine.

Although he didn't say a word, every once in a while, eunuchs came in to help him refill and change water, and they served him well without any orders.

Ye Ming lowered his head and leaned against the wooden barrel. He closed his eyes and enjoyed it, but he couldn't live or die! Until he was about to fall asleep, in a daze, as if someone reached out and picked him up from the water.

The man moved very gently, holding his back with one hand and his knee with the other, letting him lean against his arms.

Ye Ming's head swayed a bit, his chin slammed into the man's chest, he opened his eyes hazy, stunned for a while, looked up and found that Li Zechen was holding him, and his eyes suddenly showed shock, shame, etc. Waiting for his expression, his face was blushing as if it was about to burn, and he stretched out his hand to push Li Zechen away.

Li Zechen tightened his hands, preventing Ye Ming from getting out of his embrace, showing a helpless and doting smile: "If I don't come, you won't come out overnight?"

Ye Ming bit his lower lip, his eyes glowed with water, and his voice trembled slightly: "Please let the emperor let the minister down, and the minister can go by himself..." Being held in Li Zechen's arms in this way made him feel ashamed.

Li Zechen sighed, then hugged Ye Ming and sat down on the soft side next to him, with a low voice: "Are you so afraid of seeing me?"

After all, he didn't care that the water on Ye Ming's body wet his clothes, so he hugged him with one hand, took the silk towel next to him with the other, and wiped the water on Ye Ming's body.

It was obviously just a very common move, but Ye Ming felt extremely embarrassed when he thought of how Li Zechen thought of him, while he was a big man, but was held in his arms by another man, but he didn't dare to struggle too much. , can only let Li Zechen wipe it for him.

Li Zechen carefully dried Ye Ming's body, not even letting go of the gaps between his toes. He looked at the person in his arms, his body was blushing. Because of the soaking for too long, the skin was wrinkled white, and he felt distressed and helpless.

Seeing that Ye Ming was so embarrassed that his lips were about to bleed, Li Zechen finally took a piece of clothes and wrapped him, put him on the bed, and sighed, "Don't move, just sleep."

Finally getting rid of the embarrassing situation just now, Ye Ming clutched his clothes tightly and looked at Li Zechen anxiously.

Li Zechen looked at Ye Ming's appearance of alienation and fear, and couldn't help but sighed softly, feeling depressed. He really didn't want Ye Ming to be so afraid of him, but he was able to get this person by any means, but he couldn't control his heart.

Couldn't keep him from being afraid of himself.

It's a pity that there is no better way for him. Everyone thinks that as the Supreme Being, he can get anything he wants.

But no one knows that he can't even get the person he loves - such a simple thing.

Li Zechen took off the wet clothes just now, revealing a thin and powerful figure with broad shoulders and narrow waist. Then he took the clean robe on the shelf next to him and put it on with his arms stretched out. Then he lay down next to Ye Ming in his clothes and stretched out his hand. Yi Lao pulled him into his arms.

He whispered in his ear, "Don't be afraid, I'm just holding you."

Although Li Zechen said this, and he really did not act excessively, Ye Ming's nose was the breath of a man, and he was tightly shackled in that fiery embrace. Even through his clothes, the temperature seemed to melt him. How can I fall asleep without incident

Ye Ming kept his eyes open like this, but Li Zechen seemed to really plan to fall asleep. He closed his eyes and quickly let out a gentle and even breathing sound.

I don't know how long it took, Ye Ming couldn't hold it anymore, his eyelids trembled, and he finally fell asleep.

When he woke up the next day, Li Zechen was no longer by his side.

After Ye Ming finished grooming and had breakfast, he sat in the room with a gloomy expression and didn't go anywhere.

[Ye Ming: When ordinary men say that I can't hold you and I can't get in, 99% of the time is a lie.]

[888: ?]

[Ye Ming's voice is painful: But Li Zechen is the one percent exception.]

[888:…]

So are you disappointed

Ye Ming is also living a peaceful life. Every day, the extravagant life of the palace 'tortures' him. Even if he wears silk and satin, eats delicacies from mountains and seas, and goes in and out of slaves and maids, Ye Ming also owes him a feeling that God owes him. Eight million looks like.

As an emperor, Li Zechen is extremely majestic in front of others, even if the tone is slightly serious, some people kneel down and beg the emperor to relieve his anger, but in front of Ye Ming, he is always gentle and considerate, and no matter what face Ye Ming gives him, how cold he is, he also No impatience.

Even more, he never urged or forced him, just served him delicious food and drink, hugged him to sleep every night, that is, kissed him, and never made the last step.

After ten days like this, Ye Ming felt that it was suitable to eliminate a little blackening value. Li Zechen was not a complete book. On the contrary, he had a lot of black spots on his body.

When Li Zechen came back that night, the two had dinner as usual, and Li Zechen hugged Ye Ming to sleep.

Ye Ming looked at the man in front of him, he pursed his lips tightly, it seemed that he was struggling for a long time, and finally he rarely took the initiative to speak, "Your Majesty... do you really like this minister so much?"

Since direct refusal is invalid, it is better to save the country with a curve.

During this period of time, Ye Ming had been indifferent. Although he was still extremely respectful, he always kept a distance from him as much as possible, and he would never ask such a thing. Li Zechen was excited, Ye Ming was willing to talk to him and ask him, which was also good. signs.

He replied without hesitation, "Yes."

Ye Ming's face was a little red. He couldn't understand why Li Zechen was so obsessed with him. He tried to put this into the relationship between men and women. He said silently for a moment: "But I think that the emperor doesn't really like him that much."

Li Zechen showed a slightly hurt expression and said in a low voice, "Are you still questioning my intentions for you?"

He almost took out his heart and showed it to this man.

Ye Ming didn't actually doubt it. As an emperor, treating him like this can be said to be extremely favored and tolerated in every possible way. No one has been more affectionate than Li Zechen after several previous dynasties, but he still couldn't bear his affection.

Ye Ming opened his lips slightly, his voice was soft, and his eyes were bright: "I wish to win the heart of one person, and the white head will not be separated... In fact, I agree with this sentence very much, and I feel that if I really like someone, I can't let it go. others."

If he married his cousin, he would definitely not hurt her heart by taking a concubine, but Li Zechen...

Ye Ming fixedly looked at him: "But the emperor's harem is not only a minister, the emperor's harem is three thousand, how can you dare to say that you only like a minister? The emperor's liking is just impulsive, and the world is notorious for being impulsive. , the minister is not worth it for the emperor."

Yes, Li Zechen's harem is not empty!

After he ascended the throne, out of the need to consolidate his power, like the previous emperors, he selected as many women as he did before, filling the harem. Now there are dozens of concubines and concubines in the palace, although not many, but not too few.

However, he never let these women appear in front of Ye Ming.

After listening to Ye Ming's words, Li Zechen was slightly startled, and then smiled.

Instead of showing any flustered expression, he seemed very happy that Ye Ming could mention this to him. He hugged Ye Ming tightly and said emotionally in his ear: "Wen Qing is jealous?"

Ye Ming can care about his women, which is good news for Li Zechen, at least it means that Ye Ming is no longer blindly resisting. If he doesn't care about him at all, how can he care if there are other women in his harem

So... In fact, Ye Ming also cares about him a little bit

[Ding, Li Zechen's blackening value is -15, the current blackening value is 70]

Ye Ming didn't expect Li Zechen to react like this. He couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed and lowered his voice: "The emperor's so-called like is like this... Is it..."

Li Zechen lowered his head and covered his lips, and kissed him deeply.

Ye Ming made a whimpering sound when he was kissed, and remembered that Li Zechen treated himself like other women, and was even more ashamed and angry.

Li Zechen looked at Ye Ming's blushing face, and finally could not bear to make him sad, he let go reluctantly, and said with a low laugh: "I have never touched them, I only want you, I used to be, It is now, and it will be in the future.”

Ye Ming looked at him in disbelief: "How is it possible..."

Li Zechen had a smile in his eyes, and his voice was indifferent: "Is this impossible? Does anyone dare to care where I rest?" He is not one of those cowardly and useless emperors. In this palace, he speaks every word, even his mother, Don't dare to speak irresponsibly to him.

As an emperor, if you can't do whatever you want and be controlled by others everywhere, what's the point.

Ye Ming felt even more incomprehensible and opened his eyes wide, "Then why do you accept them..."

Li Zechen stared into Ye Ming's eyes and said affectionately: "I accept them, but I want to wait until I marry you, and those people outside can talk less. If you don't like it, I will wait until we get married. Find an opportunity to expel them from the palace."

Li Zechen has been plotting against Ye Ming for a long time, and he has always been far-sighted in his work.

Although he didn't intend to have those women, as an emperor, if the harem was empty, it was inevitable that some people would criticize him. Then he would put Ye Ming as the queen under pressure, and he would only make Ye Ming suffer more infamy for him.

But it was different when there were women in the harem. Even if those people called him absurd, they wouldn't label Ye Ming as a disaster for the country and the people, and there would be much less resistance to having a male queen.

He planned for several years, just wanted to have Ye Ming openly and aboveboard, and minimize the damage to Ye Ming, so he never hurriedly confessed to Ye Ming before standing firm. He will take action against Ye Ming.

As for those women, they were just a stepping stone he had prepared for marrying a man.

Ye Ming was shocked beyond words. He thought this would make Li Zechen think twice and shake him, but who would have gotten such a shocking answer! Li Zechen actually did this for him... But he was not moved much, instead he felt that Li Zechen was terrifying, and his character was too cold, cruel and deep.

Those women... how innocent

And all of this made Ye Ming feel a deep sense of guilt, as if he was the sinner who brought disaster to the country and the people!

Li Zechen caressed Ye Ming's cheek gently, and said softly, "Now you can rest assured, I only have you in my heart."

Ye Ming was speechless. Li Zechen's move had been planned for many years, and he started planning this matter long before his confession. How could he find a reason to shake him? His heart was getting heavier and he was almost unable to breathe.

Li Zechen kissed Ye Ming lightly, pressed his face into his arms, and smiled: "Go to sleep, don't think about it."

[Ye Ming: emmmm... This kid is a little out of place.]

[888: You just found out?]

[Ye Ming: I have never seen such a level of Liu Xiahui in the world. Although this level of concentration is worthy of admiration, how innocent are those beauties? All of them are like flowers and jade, and the emperor will become a resentful woman in the deep palace without sleeping, which is pitiful!]

[888: Who is to blame...]

[Ye Ming: Of course it's his fault! As a white lotus that is pure and unstained, I must lead by example and let him feel the fear of being dominated by the three-view guard!]

[888:…]

How dare this person tell others to lead by example? ?

Ye Ming was trapped in the deep palace. When he thought that the 'Qi Mingyan' at home outside had been in a coma for more than ten days, his mother washed his face in tears, and his father was so anxious that he could still live there.

However, Li Zechen, as always, went out early and returned late every day. When he had time, he would accompany Ye Ming in the palace, or let Ye Ming read to him.

Although he didn't force Ye Ming, Ye Ming didn't take it lightly. The delay would have no effect on Li Zechen, but he couldn't afford it.

Seeing Ye Ming unhappy, Li Zechen felt pity in his heart, but he couldn't let Ye Ming leave the palace. He just tried to tease him. All the tributes in the palace were sent to Ye Ming's palace. The degree is the best in the entire palace, and Ye Ming will use the rest before being assigned to other palaces.

It was raining outside that day, and Ye Ming didn't step out of the door all day.

When he saw Li Zechen coming back, he glanced at him indifferently, then lowered his eyes and stopped looking at Li Zechen, sitting there motionless, which was considered a silent resistance.

Li Zechen sighed, walked over and supported Ye Ming's shoulder, lowered his head and said in his ear, "Wenqing, aren't you happy?"

Ye Ming pursed his lips and did not speak. He turned his head slightly, avoiding Li Zechen's approach.

Li Zechen's eyes darkened. These days, he had been coaxing Ye Ming in a low voice, wishing he could show him his heart, but Ye Ming was unmoved at all, and he was inevitably a little frustrated.

The greatness of this world is not the king's land and the coast of the land is not the king's ministers, why do I need to be so troublesome if I want someone, I could have ordered it directly... It's just because it's you, I can't bear to feel wronged, so I always worry about your intentions, but you are Not at all dismissive.

Li Zechen paused, seemed to think of something, and said casually: "My secret guard told me that Zuo Yu went to visit you a few days ago. He seemed very worried about you, and went everywhere to seek medical advice for you."

Ye Ming was stunned for a moment. Zuo Yu was Zuo Yifang's older brother and his classmate and friend. The two had always had a good relationship. It wasn't surprising that Zuo Yu would care about him so much.

However, Li Zechen was a little tasteful, "He is not from your family, but he is more active than your family. He cares about you so much, doesn't he like you too?"

Ye Ming has been very sensitive to this aspect recently. He felt bad when he heard Li Zechen's words, and said seriously, "He is just a friend of the minister, and because of his in-laws, he only cares a little more."

Li Zechen nodded and said in a light voice: "He had better not have other thoughts, but I think he is too busy, he doesn't do his own thing well, and he runs around all day, so I'll find him something to do next time. Do better."

Zuo's family is a family of military generals, and Zuo Yu is currently serving in the Imperial Forest Army. If Li Zechen really finds trouble for him, it is not a matter of a word.

Ye Ming looked ugly, Zuo Yu just cared more about himself, Li Zechen thought he was not pleasing to the eye and would be implicated innocently.

This kind of love made him shudder.

He always thought that Li Zechen was more capable than Li Zeyuan and would be a good emperor. Moreover, Li Zeyuan's actions against the palace were rebellious, so he always supported him... But Li Zechen's behavior during this period only made him feel more and more absurd. , It is completely the work of the faint! Disappointingly chilling.

Have you misunderstood him

For the past ten or so days, Ye Ming has been thinking about his own situation every moment, thinking about what to do, and now, he can no longer have any luck. Li Zechen will never change his mind, and it is absolutely impossible for him to agree to be his queen.

Procrastinating like this won't do you any good, and it won't change anything. Instead, it will only make things more difficult to control.

At this moment, he finally had a decision in his heart!

A look of determination flashed in Ye Ming's eyes, he suddenly stood up from the bed, walked slowly to Li Zechen, raised his clothes and knelt down, looking at him with burning eyes.

Li Zechen also looked at Ye Ming. He could have stopped it, but this time he did not stop it. He looked into Ye Ming's eyes and had a bad premonition in his heart, as if he already knew what Ye Ming was going to say next. what he did not want to accept.

Ye Ming said slowly: "The emperor once gave the minister two choices, and now the minister has figured it out."

Li Zechen's eyes became cold for the first time, and he interrupted, "You don't have to answer now, I said that you are not in a hurry."

"No." Ye Ming's voice was clear and firm, his eyes were bright, and he said in a deep voice, "I already have the answer in my heart, and it doesn't make any sense to wait any longer."

He kowtowed three times, very hard, and made a "dong dong dong" sound, and blood oozes faintly from his forehead, Ye Ming's eyes were determined, and he said every word: "I can't be your queen."

If you don't be a queen, you will die.

But he would rather be a dead man! You can't be Li Zechen's queen, and make the world laugh at her!

Yifang, I'm sorry, I can't marry you, I hope you can meet better people in the future...

Parents, the child is not filial and cannot accompany you... But if you know all this, you will understand and support me.

Although I'm just a scholar with no power, but I'm also arrogant, how can I be that ridiculous male queen? Disloyalty, filial piety, unrighteousness... If it is not as good, it would be better if there is no such person as Qi Mingyan in this world!

Li Zechen stood up abruptly, his hands behind his back, the blue veins on the back of his hands burst out, and he tried his best to restrain, but his eyes still showed anger.

He waited for so long, tried his best, kept low, and spared no expense... but in the end he only got such an answer.

If someone else dared to provoke him like this, he would not tolerate it, but... the person in front of him is different, so even though Li Zechen was extremely angry at this moment, he still controlled himself tightly.

Li Zechen's voice was cold and he said slowly, "You can think about it again..."

I give you a chance to change your mind.

Ye Ming smiled, his eyes were bright, and his voice did not hesitate, "This is the answer of this minister, and it will not be changed again."

Li Zechen's eyes suddenly turned cold, is this your answer? This is your answer!

You'd rather die than be my queen, right? !

The air was heavy and oppressive.

Suddenly, Li Zechen reached out and grabbed Ye Ming and threw Ye Ming on the bed, looking at him with dark eyes, his voice gloomy: "Okay! Then I will fulfill you."

[Ding, Li Zechen's blackening value is +20, the current blackening value is 90]