The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Chapter 29: The system is not reliable

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Shen Qingqiu said, "Do you remember setting up a plant that is born once in a thousand years?"

"..." Shang Qinghua was speechless: "Your scope is too broad. I set this kind of thing not one thousand but eight hundred, okay?"

You know it yourself!

Shen Qingqiu sighed and said five words in his ear.

Shang Qinghua was horrified when he heard the words, and after a while, Shen Qingqiu spoke meaningfully.

Shen Qingqiu: "...What do you see me doing?"

"It's nothing." Shang Qinghua said, "I just think that you are really my loyal reader. I'm a little touched that you can dig out the settings that I will throw away when I run out of use."

"..." Shen Qingqiu said: "You can go down the mountain with me tomorrow to find the place where it was born."

Shang Qinghua said: "Tomorrow? Is this... a bit rushed?" He asked Ai, "Actually, I... can't remember its specific location and description. The full text is nearly 20 million words, and there is only one natural paragraph that mentions it. You let me think about it slowly, and I will tell you when I think about it."

Shen Qingqiu said earnestly: "Then when Luo Binghe comes back, and Mobei-Jun is subdued by him, then one will kill me and one will kill you, and it will not be too late for you to remember."

Shang Qinghua: "...Okay. I will definitely remember it tomorrow!"

Anyway, on Mount Anding, such trivial things as how to assign rooms to new disciples and customize school uniforms are not necessarily the only things that the Peak Master can do.

Shang Qinghua went back, pondered hard all night, racked his brains, and turned around in his head, and finally had a flash of light before dawn, and he marked a place on the map.

Shen Qingqiu saw the map, patted the table, carried him down the mountain and set off. A section of eating and drinking, a section of fun; a section of the sword, a section of driving. It should have been pleasant.

The only thing that was a little unpleasant was that Shang Qinghua was sitting in the driving seat and sighed.

"Why do I pay for the food, drink and lodging? Why do I take the carriage and I am the driver?"

Shen Qingqiu said in the car: "Don't be ashamed. The funds are public expenses, and the senior brother in charge gave them. You just took the money out of your pocket."

Thinking of the earnestness Yue Qingyuan told him before departure, Shang Qinghua felt extremely sad.

What is "Junior Brother Shang, during the travel period, Qingqiu will ask you. He is poisonous, and I hope you will take good care of him."

Can't even the names be so familiar! It's just that the place where I practiced when I was a child was far away, and I didn't treat it like a bamboo horse!

Compared with the closed disciples who were carefully cultivated by the peak master from the beginning, the outer disciples who climbed up by playing the palace scheming have no human rights.

So there is really no future for logistics.

As the author, Chico, who had tried his best to shape Shang Qinghua in the direction of the best bitch, finally felt the pain of the role.

Shang Qinghua said: "You have hands and feet, why don't you…

Shen Qingqiu felt the carriage lean forward abruptly, it seemed that Shang Qinghua suddenly reined in his horse, lifted the curtain, and asked alertly, "What's going on?"

The carriage was passing through a dense forest.

Surrounded by ancient trees, the fallen leaves are numerous, and the sunlight and sunlight are blocked by layers of branches and leaves, and it is difficult to see even a little spot of light.

Shen Qingqiu saw nothing out of the ordinary, and did not relax his vigilance, he said, "What the hell did you call me just now."

Shang Qinghua was still in shock: "I just saw a woman crawling on the ground like a snake! The carriage kept running and almost ran over!"

Sounds a little weird. Shen Qingqiu said: "That is indeed worth screaming."

The forest was quiet, and there was no abnormality for the time being. Shen Qingqiu didn't dare to take it lightly, instead of getting into the carriage, he sat in the driver's seat with Shang Qinghua, holding the sword in one hand, observing secretly, and grabbing a handful of melon seeds from the snack bag with the other, and stuffing it into Shang Qinghua: " Come on, go in and play."

Shang Qinghua can use it to make a messenger, but it's not very useful to use it to fight monsters. He also knew how good he was, so he honestly took the melon seeds and started eating them. The carriage took a step, and he took one. So, after a stick of incense, they finally... discovered a very serious problem.

The two silently looked at the familiar melon seed shells on the ground.

Shang Qinghua said: "Well, there is no doubt that the keeled melon seeds produced by Qiancaofeng from Cangqiong Mountain are ripe red in color and golden in the inner shell. It must be the pile I just ate."

Shen Qingqiu: "Knowing that selling melon seeds is your side business at An Dingfeng, that's enough."

Well, here comes the question. How did they turn back to where they were

The two looked at each other.

Ghost hitting the wall, a classic section of a vulgar giant, is really in front of them.

Shang Qinghua thought of an earthy way: "How about we drench the horse's eyes with a boy's urine?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "...A horse is also dignified, okay? Why do you use excrement to drench its eyes. Besides, in the wild mountains, where do you ask me to find a boy to pee?"

As soon as he said this, he found that Shang Qinghua was looking at him sincerely.

Shen Qingqiu: "What do you think I'm doing? I myself... I won't mention it for the time being. Shen Qingqiu's original character, you wrote it yourself, the appearance is pure and the heart is debauched, the desire to be harmonious all day long, the youth cheating, the youth looking for chickens, you think I am now Or a child?"

The role of Shang Qinghua seems to be similar.

Shen Qingqiu frowned and pondered, suddenly slapped his thigh.

He turned around and got into the carriage, and suddenly heard a ghost cry and wolf howl from Shang Qinghua outside the carriage.

Shen Qingqiu took what he was looking for, got out and shouted, "What?!"

Shang Qinghua was so frightened that he didn't even speak with punctuation: "As soon as you entered, I felt that something furry was rubbing against my neck. When I looked up, it was a clump of hair, and there was a big white face behind it. I couldn't see it clearly.

Shen Qingqiu raised his head, naturally he couldn't see anything, he thought to himself, no matter what this thing is, it's pretty good, he knows how to pick soft persimmons, he only dares to play with Shang Qinghua, who looks a little cowardly, and he doesn't dare to tease him. He patted him on the shoulder again: "No matter how scary things are, you wrote them yourself, so what are you afraid of!"

He unfolded the object in his hand, and it turned out to be a map.

Shang Qinghua said: "Brother, I thought you were so talented that you could create this map of Bai Lulin, you can see clearly, this is a map of the continent, the entire continent is on it, and even if Bai Lulin is marked, it is only as big as a dot. You can't find your way with it."

Shen Qingqiu said, "See for yourself, this place."

He pointed to the bottom of the map.

The Cangqiongshan faction dominates the east, Tianyiguan is located in the middle, and the south is the site of the Huanhua Palace.

The point of Bailu Forest just happened to be on the lavender border of Huanhua Palace.

Shang Qinghua suddenly realized: "Huanhua Palace has also included Bailu Forest into its sphere of influence? So we are not entering the ghost wall, but their palace protection formation?"

All major sects have their own formations in order to prevent miscellaneous people from making trouble. For example, the sky-climbing ladder of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, if they were ordinary people who didn’t know where to go, they would climb the 13,000 stone steps until they were half dead, and would never reach the top. They could only wait for the disciples to send them down.

Stuck here, with no one to guide me, I'm afraid I can only keep going in circles.

Shen Qingqiu knocked on the door: "System? Are you there?"

After a pause, there was no reply, and he knocked again: "Don't you mean 24-hour online service? Don't come out to give bad reviews!"

System: [Hello, the system has entered sleep mode and is now an intelligent agent. Please help yourself if you need service.]

Shen Qingqiu: "... What, dormant?"

He suddenly remembered that the system did not calculate the b value and various newly opened strange indexes for him these days.

Intelligent agent: [The total energy of the system "Luo Binghe" has been cut off, and the background maintenance update is in progress. The system will be activated when it is reconnected. I wish you a happy self-service period. thanks.]

It's already so painful now, will you break my eggs directly after you update the version - the point is not the original Luo Binghe or the total energy, I'll wipe it!

Shen Qingqiu wanted to ask further questions, but found that the agent had given these two sentences over and over again.

What kind of ghost intelligent agent, isn't this the same as Kou's automatic reply? You are too embarrassed to add the word "intelligent" in front of it!

Shen Qingqiu patted Shang Qinghua: "Knock on your system and see if it's still connected?"

Shang Qinghua blinked, and after a while: "It's under maintenance."

It turns out that Luo Binghe is not just the total energy of a system! As soon as he dropped the line, all the systems were paralyzed! This hang is just wide open!

This matter is serious, but it's not that serious. It’s good to think about it, you can’t brush nature and you can’t reduce it, which is equivalent to no taboos!

Shen Qingqiu was comforting himself when he suddenly noticed the bushes beside him instigating changes.

Shen Qingqiu snapped his fingers and shouted, "Come out!" The Xiu Ya sword around his waist was clearly unsheathed, and he followed the sword art in Shen Qingqiu's hand to control orders, slashing and slashing, but that thing was like a swimming fish, hiding in the bushes The loach in the bush was as slippery as it was, and could not hit a hundred thorns.

Suddenly, a dazzling light flashed in front of Shen Qingqiu's eyes. The thing shrieked sharply and slammed back several feet. The bushes had been chopped down to pieces, and it couldn't hide the thing.

He didn't make a big move just now, did he? It looks like it's just reflecting sunlight for a moment.

Shang Qinghua leaned over and said, "Is it afraid of light?"

Shen Qingqiu: "I'm really a female ghost!"

The two were about to discuss, when suddenly there was a very subtle footstep. This person's law is very good, if not for Shen Qingqiu's good cultivation, he would have almost missed it. Among the jungles and trees, a boy in white appeared.

The young man originally had the sword unsheathed, and his face was full of vigilance, but after seeing the person coming, he was surprised and hurriedly put away the sword and saluted.

"Junior noticed strange fluctuations around the enchantment, so I came here. I didn't know that Immortal Master Shen and Immortal Master Shang were here, and they were welcome."

Shen Qingqiu saw that he was quite handsome, but he was a little shy, and said politely, "Is that the young hero?"

The boy's feet slipped.

Shang Qinghua whispered in his ear: "...You are too disrespectful to others, this is Gongyi Xiao."

Gongyi Xiao was a little depressed. Although he was kicked from the top of the gold list by Luo Binghe, he was ranked second at any rate, and he achieved remarkable results. In addition, he was the most vocal about winning the championship before, and he often followed the old palace master to visit high-level officials of various factions. Shen Qingqiu didn't recognize him. quite unexpected.

Shen Qingqiu praised: "Sure enough, it is a boy who produces a hero."

Gongyi Xiao said: "Don't dare to be. The two peak masters came to the realm of Huanhua Palace, why didn't they tell you before? It's really uncomfortable to ignore the seniors."

This really regarded Bai Lulin as their home.

Shen Qingqiu said: "I have no intention of visiting Huanhua Palace, I just want to deal with an incident in Bailu Forest."

Gongyi Xiao was stunned for a moment, subconsciously asking what was going on, but finally his mind turned fast and he held back.

Shen Qingqiu firstly revealed that he was here to work in Bai Lulin, but he did not explain the purpose of the trip, and made it clear that he did not want to talk about it. ask questions. After all, he is the proud disciple of the old palace master for many years, so he is not so ky. It is too outrageous for the junior to question the behavior of the senior.

If you change someone, you must think about the two peak masters from the Cangqiong Mountain faction, and what is the purpose of sneaking around the boundaries of their sphere of influence. Or I think, growing in my yard, of course, is something of my house. It grows on the edge of the fence in my house, and that is also my house. Logic, it's that simple.

Shen Qingqiu wanted to send him away in a few words, but Gongyi Xiao hesitated for a while, and said, "Although I don't know what the two seniors are going to do, the juniors are not talented, so I dared to ask for help together."

With a smile on his face, Shen Qingqiu barely moved his lips, and muttered to his teammates, "It's better to take him along, anyway, he's someone who can fight."

Shang Qinghua, who couldn't fight, also muttered, "What if he doesn't let us take Sun Moon Lu Huazhi."

Shen Qingqiu was very rogue: "You are stupid. Then you can take it and leave, he will still be able to rob him, and it will be a matter of time to go back to his teacher and make a small report, then we would have slapped our ass and left. Are you waiting for them to catch them?"

Shang Qinghua: "What should we do if the two factions fight against each other?"

"The big things are worth fighting for. Besides, Sun Moon Lu Huazhi is used to save life. Old life and diplomatic relations, which one do you choose?"

Shang Qinghua said without hesitation, "Take him with you!"

Shen Qingqiu raised his head and decisively said to Gongyi Xiao, "Let's go!"

So, the coolie of driving is handed over to the younger generation.

While manipulating the reins, he curiously said, "Senior Shen, there is something I don't understand about this junior."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Please speak."

Gongyi Xiao said: "According to the senior's cultivation, it doesn't take a moment to break into the formation of this faction, and it can be done without knowing it. Why does it cause such a big fluctuation of spiritual power?"

cough cough. The reason is very simple, it's like you know the formula by heart, but you don't necessarily know how to answer the questions.

Shen Qingqiu said half-truthfully, "That wave was not generated when the formation was destroyed, but when dealing with a strange monster."

Gongyi Xiao was stunned for a moment: "A strange monster?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Actually, it's hard to tell if it's a monster, but it looks evil and doesn't look like a normal human being."

Gongyi Xiao said: "Near Bailu Forest, there are people in a radius of ten miles, but I have never heard of being infested by monsters. Even tigers and beasts have never existed."

Shen Qingqiu pondered: "Then what exactly is it? The face is draped, the bones are extremely soft, and the face is swollen like a corpse floating from hunger."

Gongyi Xiao said sincerely: "No matter what it is, it is best not to appear again. If it does appear, there is no need to trouble the two seniors to do it, and it will be better to leave it to the juniors."

The respect in these words is not false. Although he didn't know much about this senior Xiu Yajian, he had only seen one or two sides in the past, but at the last Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu's own disciple surpassed him to win the top spot, and he himself helped many Huanhua Palace disciples. To be honest, it is with great respect.

Shen Qingqiu saw that he was well-mannered, he should be a little bit modest, and his appearance was of the same style as Luo Binghe. He belonged to the kind of gentle and affectionate handsome, with a smile on his face, it was hard not to have a good impression on him.

Of course, he didn't notice this emotion at all, it can be described in one word: Aiwujiwu.

All he sighed was: Luo Binghe, alas, Luo Binghe. Today, running around is all because of fear of a Luo Binghe!