After Qing Jingfeng hid Luo Binghe, the demon king of chaos, for more than ten days, the disciples finally couldn't bear the harassment, and begged Shen Qingqiu to bring this person "to avoid the limelight for a while".
Ning Yingying whispered: "Master, I hate Baizhan Peak. I hate it, hate it, hate it! They are so rude, and the mountain gate has been trampled several times!"
Ming Fan complained with tears in his eyes: "Master... I really didn't say it this time! This disciple swears, you believe me!" He glanced at Luo Binghe nervously, and suggested, "If you don't, let Junior Brother Luo go out. Let’s have a few games with them. After fighting enough, they won’t come to harass Qingjing Peak!”
Luo Binghe remained unmoved, and said indifferently, "I don't have much time to discuss business affairs with Master, how can I have a chance to exchange ideas with this group of wild monkeys."
Shen Qingqiu modestly shook the fan without saying a word.
Your so-called "discussing business affairs" turns out to be researching new dishes, scrubbing the tableware, tables and chairs in the bamboo hut, and selling tricks regardless of the occasion and time...
Ming Fan burst into tears and snorted, "Master—you can do it—the people from Anding Peak are no longer willing to help us build the mountain gate. Every time the disciples go up and down the mountain for hundreds of miles, they pay for themselves—"
Shen Qingqiu was so annoyed by him howling.
In the end, in the midst of Ming Fan's gratitude and Ning Yingying's reluctance, he finally showed mercy and did a good deed, and Zunjia moved out of Qingjing Peak.
So he was very depressed.
Damn, what the hell is this!
Junior Brother A condones his minions (… ) to hit Senior Brother’s door, and he will not pay after the fight;
Senior Brother suffered economic losses, and asked Junior Brother b's department to allocate public funds, but Junior Brother b refused to approve it;
The apprentice not only did not have the selfless spirit of devoting to the collective, but instead drove the master down the mountain.
It's the opposite!
Luo Binghe looked very happy. As long as he sticks to Shen Qingqiu, he will be the same wherever he goes, without a group of unsightly Tian Tian hanging around, it is more in line with him.
He took Shen Qingqiu's arm and said happily, "Master, where are we going next?"
Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and glanced at the way he was wrapping his arms, unable to bear to look directly.
Really... more and more girly.
Just like two little girls picking mushrooms go out together hand in hand╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯
The artificial thunder Shen Qingqiu built for himself was absolutely down. He asked back, "Is there any place you want to go?"
Luo Binghe thought for a while and said, "Why don't we go to the places we've been before and see what it's like now."
So, the two came to the first stop after being "expelled" from the Cang Qiong faction, Shuanghu City.
Originally, Yu Jian came out, and it took less than a stick of incense to reach it, but Luo Binghe did not know what he had done, and insisted on pulling him to the carriage.
Sit and sit, Shen Qingqiu doesn't care what happens. Unexpectedly, after the two got into the car, Luo Binghe kept staring at him with anticipation and shyness that he thought he was hiding well.
There was not much space in the car, so Shen Qingqiu could not avoid it, and he was horrified by his warm eyes.
wipe.
Does this... do you mean to play with car shock
Don't even think about it, as a teacher will not accept you!
It's the opposite!
Luo Binghe stared at him for a long while, seeing that he didn't say anything special, obviously not understanding, and slowly lowered his head.
He matched his fingers and said a little disappointedly: "Master... Don't you remember?"
Shen Qingqiu found sadly that now his daily mental work can basically start with six dots.
He said, "Remember? Remember what?"
Luo Binghe was disappointed: "When the master brought the Qingjing Peak disciples down the mountain to experience the experience, let me and the master ride together..."
Luo Binghe remembers such a distant past event so clearly!
But Shen Qingqiu had forgotten about it.
Luo Binghe sighed, "As expected, I don't remember."
In contrast, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help feeling guilty, beckoned, let Luo Binghe come over, rubbed his face, and said, "Master, I forgot about it for a while, I'm sorry."
Luo Binghe ate the candy, satisfied, the corners of his lips curled up, and said, "Mm. The kindness that Shizun has treated me is far more than that. How can I remember them all?"
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Don't make up his mind to be so loving and such a holy father, okay? He really just simply doesn't remember and can't bear this halo! ! !
Shuanghu City Chengmen Avenue.
The two roamed the streets leisurely. Among the dazzling array of vendors on both sides, a colorful pennant fluttered in the wind. Shen Qingqiu was first attracted by it, his gaze moved down, and moved to the face of the stall owner under his banner. The stereotyped smile of "if it seems to be invisible, it seems to be elegant and gentle, but it is actually cold and distant" suddenly froze. .
Luo Binghe was so perceptive, he immediately said, "Why, Master, do you know anyone?"
There is a small table crowded with people, like a fortune-teller's fortune-telling booth. Sitting behind the table was a beautiful and slender girl, who raised her head and fluttered her hair, and had a face-to-face with Shen Qingqiu, as if she had swallowed a pound of arsenic.
But when he turned his eyes and turned to Luo Binghe's face, his love for this appearance immediately surpassed everything, and his eyes flashed brightly, and he took the initiative to greet, "Immortal Master, stay safe!"
Shen Qingqiu said, "Long time no see. Madam's demeanor is even better than in the past."
That beautiful girl was Madam Meiyin. She waved away the fascinated male guests at the small table, vacated the space, and said with a smile: "The immortal master is now full of spring breeze, how is it? Did the slave's last words come true?"
Luo Binghe blinked and said with a smile: "Master, you and this lady seem to have a good relationship."
Although he had a smile on his face, Shen Qingqiu's teeth were sore when he heard it.
Speaking of which, Luo Binghe and Mrs. Meiyin, who were supposed to be a pair of dog and man and woman who had been 419 countless times, were now sitting opposite each other with incomparable integrity.
He smiled dryly: "It's very shallow. It's very shallow. After years of separation, I don't want to see you again in the rivers and lakes. Madam actually started such a business in Shuanghu City."
Madam Meiyin hummed, "It's not all thanks to the Immortal Master who came to patronize Nu's house with Your Excellency last time."
Luo Binghe suddenly said, "Which Immortal Master?"
Shen Qingqiu's smile froze for the second time.
Madam Meiyin complained and said: "Don't blame the slave family for scolding people behind their back, how could they have treated the two immortal masters badly at first, and the other one was good, as soon as they came up, they knocked down half of the slave family's cave dwelling, and I was shocked. Most of the sisters left. Later, I met again several times, and I didn't leave any thin face. After so many years of mixing with the slave family, this is the first time I have seen such a ruthless man. I don't understand Fengyue and gentleness. spit!"
You were spat, Liu Qingge. You were actually spat!
Only who can do this kind of violence, Luo Binghe still didn't understand, looked at him: "Master, is it Liu... Uncle? When did you and him come out alone?"
Seeing the blue veins on his forehead throbbing faintly, Shen Qingqiu coughed dryly, "That's all during your... absence."
Luo Binghe squeezed the palm of his hand and said, "Could you please tell this disciple in detail, you, Liu... Uncle, and this beautiful and beautiful charming monster, got together and did everything in the end. what?"
Shen Qingqiu was already familiar with coaxing him, and the steps were as follows: 1. Calmly first said, "You are not as beautiful as you." 2. Before Madam Meiyin's twitching smile, she reassured: "I really didn't do anything."
Madam Meiyin thought that she didn't add enough fuel to the fire, and said aside: "Although she gave the fairy a charmer before she left, but according to the coldness of that person, it must not be a big deal. ."
What is Charming Yao Mixiang? You can tell by the name.
Medicine in spring!
Luo Binghe's color suddenly changed: "'What did you do'?"
… Heaven and earth conscience, really did nothing!
There's no such thing as helping!
Speaking of which, Shen Qingqiu made a decisive decision on that day after it was determined that Liu Qingge had been caught by Charming Monster.
He said, "Brother Liu, come on. You have to take a step ahead!"
Liu Qingge grabbed the collar of the back of his neck and said sternly, "What's the matter?! What's the matter?!"
Shen Qingqiu looked back and was startled.
If it was said that Liu Qingge's face was just a red blush, now it is burning Lianyun, blushing and thick neck can scare people to death.
He hurriedly said: "Don't be impulsive! Junior Brother Liu! You are calm! You are meditating here, Senior Brother will go and release Huang Gongzi and the others first, and then come back to find you. Don't worry, I will never come back during this time, you You can do whatever you want, no one else will know."
After he finished speaking, he left, and Liu Qingge put a hand on his shoulder like a steel claw: "What are you running for!"
Damn it's still entangled!
Junior Brother Liu, Lord Liu Feng, brother! I'm trying to avoid it and give you time and space to solve it yourself.
Don't tell me you don't even understand this hint!
Live for so many years!
The knot is tied to the brain!
Shen Qingqiu said: "Senior brother staying here, isn't it useless."
Liu Qingge sneered and said, "You beat me up and let me vent my anger. It's very useful!"
This is not something that can be done with a single meal. Shen Qingqiu said: "Junior brother, why are you so irritable, don't let that charm poison control your mind."
Liu Qingge's handsome face was red and white, as if he was in a panic, and he didn't know what to do. He grabbed Shen Qingqiu blankly, but didn't let go.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Shen Qingqiu thought to himself, Baizhan Peak is a violent group that only knows how to fight and kill all day long. Everyone is obsessed with practicing and fighting. Liu Qingge grew up in this tradition. Maybe he is really retarded in this respect. In this case, I don't even know how to fuck, so I feel deeply for a while.
When it comes to coaxing people, Shen Qingqiu is a good player, and he is not disturbed in the face of danger: "Junior Brother Liu, come and come, do you remember, how did you know me?"
Of course, the original text did not describe in detail how the two cannon fodders forged their sons. Shen Qingqiu was just trying to divert his attention.
If it was normal, Liu Qingge would definitely not be so tidy, but now he is pulling him, and he can barely hold it in a daze.
Shen Qingqiu: "..."
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Turns out they didn't know each other.
Is it because Liu Qingge beat him back then, and he beat him very well, so he just asked himself to stay and beat him to vent his anger
Shen Qingqiu let out an "oh", led him to the depths of the cave, and asked again, "Then did I call back later?"
Liu Qingge burned so badly that he didn't forget to add a conceited "hum": "How is that possible."
very good.
Shen Qingqiu put his hand on his shoulder and patted: "Then Senior Brother is going to get it back now."
Then-
He kicked Liu Qingge into Madam Meiyin's bathing pool full of rose petals.
"that's it?"
"that's it."
Madam Meiyin bit her nails and said bitterly, "The rose pond of the slave family..."
Chen's house.
Since I came to Shuanghu City, I naturally had to find something to do. It is necessary to eliminate harm to the people or something. After inquiring about it, it turned out that something strange happened in the Chen residence. Back then, the ferocious skinning demon incarnated as the master's concubine Die'er and hid in the mansion. After being beaten to death on the spot, the wing she lived in has never been peaceful. Hearing ghosts and wolves crying every night was terrifying, and it has not been resolved for many years.
Chen Yuanwai is almost in his old age, with gray hair, and his ambition is still undiminished. A few years ago, Die'er was the only beautiful concubine who supported him, but now they are one on the left and one on the right, and there are two beautiful concubines. Daughter's Heart was not weakened by the fact that the Flayer had lurked around.
This old man is old, but his memory is not weak, and when he sees Shen Qingqiu, he knows how to shout "Shen Xianshi".
The aloofness of "Shen Xianshi" was the same as before. When he asked about the young man beside him, he finally pulled the corner of his mouth slightly, and Wen Wen replied, "It's my little apprentice back then."
Master Chen said with a smile: "No wonder it looks vaguely familiar. Now that I saw the immortal master and his beloved disciple, I was shocked to realize that so many years have passed."
After a few chats, it was naturally left to Luo Binghe, who returned to the role of the little secretary. Shen Qingqiu was so happy to stand aside and shut up and pretend to b.
Seeing Luo Binghe, the cool and arrogant Lord of the Demon Realm, as patient as a sweet little padded jacket, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help fluttering like a fairy, feeling good, and looking at him, he couldn't help but become more loving. And Luo Binghe was about to come back to look at him after saying a few words, but he couldn't turn back when he looked over. So, a pair of masters and apprentices began to "look at each other" in front of outsiders...
After a long while, Shen Qingqiu suddenly woke up.
How immoral this is!
On the way to the wing, Luo Binghe always wanted to hold his hand. As soon as Shen Qingqiu came here, he was sceptical about others, so he came to tease him, but he didn't let him lead him. If someone in the realm of self-cultivation or someone in the demon world sees this pair of masters and disciples using their own techniques to fight (da), fight (qing), make trouble (ma) make trouble (qiao), Make it nondescript, must vomit three liters of blood.
No one dared to approach the haunted room in the legend. The natural situation was very different. When Luo Binghe saw that there was finally no one there, he immediately clinged to him. "Master, I feel very uncomfortable."
The yard is still the same yard, it hasn't changed at all, but the yin qi is quite heavy. Shen Qingqiu listened while observing, humming twice in his nose, indicating that he knew.
Since the two started fooling around together (… ), Luo Binghe had to suffer 30 to 50 times a day. Talking to others a few more words will make him uncomfortable, eating less chopsticks will make him uncomfortable, taking a shower and taking a bath and letting him get out of the tub will also make him uncomfortable... His discomfort is like eating broad beans. It came with a click, and disappeared with a click.
"The disciple is smashing thorns in the endless abyss, but the master is in a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, hanging around with other men in the flower pond..."
What the hell is "another man", can't you just talk about a colleague or a classmate? !
And what the hell is "Wandering in the Flower Pond". What is there to be envious of when one person kicks another person into a cold puddle in the barren mountains and ridges where demons dance wildly!
When Tucao Crazy Demon was about to go online, Luo Binghe continued to whisper softly, "Does Master still remember what happened here?"
certainly!
This is not the place where he used the simple mode for the first time!
… well just kidding.
How could he not remember that this was the first time he had been pitted against Luo Binghe.
At that time, in order to save his life, he almost let the skinning devil hit Luo Binghe's Heavenly Spirit Cover. This is a relatively unkind thing to do, and now I feel frightened when I think about it, and Shen Qingqiu is embarrassed to think about it.
Standing at this former "crime scene", Shen Qingqiu felt ashamed, and he couldn't help softening a bit. The Tucao Maniac wilted as soon as it was about to go online. He backhanded and patted Luo Binghe on the cheek: "Don't be petty. Today, the master agreed to a request for you. For now, let's finish the evil thing here."
Luo Binghe was delighted: "Really?"
"When will Shizun..." Just as he was about to continue, Shen Qingqiu shut up in time to avoid the tragedy of slapping his face.
No matter when you say "when did you lie to you" or "when did you cheat on you", it is a proper self-defeating!
People really can't do bad things...
"Since the master said..." Luo Binghe blushed and took out pieces of red rope.
Hello bundled immortal cable, goodbye bundled immortal cable.
If you say you take it, you will take it, if you don't have a premeditated plan!
Seeing Shen Qingqiu's unbelievable expression, Luo Binghe didn't force it, he sighed, looked up at the sky, and said quietly, "Since that day, after saving the danger from the hands of the Skin Flayer, I don't know why, for several days and nights, the disciples will do strange things. Dream."
… What is a strange dream
Shen Qingqiu's mouth twitched.
Do you dream of washing your underwear after waking up
commit a sin. It turned out that he was still Luo Binghe's adolescent sexual enlightenment teacher!
The object of sexual enlightenment is very important to a person's life, if not the turbulent eldest sister, at least Wenxiu's skinny little sister next door.
Luo Binghe's life was so miserable that it was hard to describe in words, and the one who enlightened him was actually a leader!
Ju a sympathy tears!
But no matter how sympathetic he is, he will not give in. Even though there was not much left of this thing under Luo Binghe's soft grinding and hard bubbles, but if you can pick it up, you can count it!
What's more important is whether you can do the right thing first, there is a black fog condensing behind you. It's out, it's out!
Luo Binghe seemed to be unaware and said to himself, "To this day, my disciple is still troubled by this dream."
To say that I still believed it before, but now, Luo Binghe, who is very good at manipulating dreams, will still be "troubled". This lie is too brazen, he is simply brazen enough to be righteous and not afraid of being exposed. Shen Qingqiu put his hand on the Xiu Ya sword, preparing to pierce the black mist, he said: "So?"
Luo Binghe didn't turn his head back, he swung his right hand slightly, and the black mist let out a scream, as if the strong wind blew away a cloud of cooking smoke, and it disappeared without a trace in an instant, and the yin in the yard suddenly collapsed.
Without the unpleasant things that hinder love and romance, he said shyly: "So can I ask the master to condescend to cooperate, and let the disciple gently tie this bundle of immortal ropes, and tie it to make a tie. Go back, let the dream come true, and let the disciple have a wish for many years, and then you can feel at ease."
Tie up, Tie up, Tie up…
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Although the black mist had been dispersed, Shen Qingqiu felt that it was necessary to draw out the Xiu Ya sword.
The original purpose is to bundle play? !
It turned out that this was Luo Binghe's attempt to go straight to Shuanghu City!
"Master, you promised."
"roll!"
"Master, you treat me like this again..."
"Crying for nothing, it's useless to cry. Don't be ashamed outside, go go!"
Take back the foreword. Sure enough, for this little beast, what kind of soft-heartedness and sympathy are purely superfluous!
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