I, the Great Gallywix, am an inventive goblin.
Chirp.
The smartest engineer in the world should be Lord Ben Gallywix.
Although I have green skin, it doesn’t mean that I like to eat vegetables. On the contrary, I am a goblin who cannot live without meat, jiji.
Before every invention, I have to eat several pieces of barbecue fed to me by the succubus lady, so that I can have the motivation to design more innovative products.
Before I came to the Demon Cave, I was also an adventurer who loved to explore dangerous places.
I once had an apprentice, a human apprentice. What was his name
Leonardo? Leonardo
It doesn’t matter anyway. I call him Da Vinci, and his nickname is Xiaodazi.
But this shameful little apprentice actually plagiarized my design ideas!
Helicopters! Tanks! Heavy trucks! And giant crossbows for sieges!
Tsk, he actually made some changes on my drawing and said it was his own work. This guy makes me stamp my feet in anger whenever I think of him.
Not to mention this useless brat, he can't make it without my help anyway, it can only be a fantasy that exists in the sky.
How could a mere human be able to learn all of the goblins' precision operations and engineering
If you ask me what the thing I am most proud of is, it has to start with the intrusion of that damn, annoying, fat dwarf Bronzebeard.
I told him that I was making explosives in my cave, but he insisted on breaking in!
Chick! If it weren't for my jetpack, this little dwarf would have been blown to ashes!
I still remember that when we landed, Bronzebeard's face was full of panic and admiration for the great Lord Gallywix.
You have to know that I was his savior. Of course, he hugged my thighs with tears in his eyes and loudly praised my nobleness and greatness with his poor vocabulary.
Chirp, chirp, chirp!
After the explosion, most of the instruments in my laboratory were destroyed by this unexpected explosion.
It's a pity that I lost my beloved steam combat mecha which I was testing, and the VVVVVIP exclusive consumption card given to me by the succubus lady.
But the tolerant Lord Gallywix only lightly punished the rude Bronzebeard with a chain machine gun and taught him a little lesson.
Bronzebeard's small body was insignificant compared to my great invention, and he soon howled for mercy.
Chirp, chirp, chirp!
In view of Bronzebeard's sincere plea for mercy, I spared him and promised to help him complete the design that was originally impossible to complete.
It must be powerful yet easy to carry? It must be a portable weapon that has a high rate of fire and can shoot accurately!
It only took me three hours to draw up the design for this piece, but I’m convinced it’s the most perfect design in the world!
Bronzebeard, the one who hasn't gotten any ideas? With a head full of muscles, it's natural that he can't come up with such a brilliant idea!
This magical weapon, which later became world-famous, was actually created by me!
Bronzebeard, that guy with only strength, just used his unique dwarf skills to hammer out a few iron ingots!
Bronzebeard, that brainless guy, even wanted to name this artifact Angel and Demon. How stupid! So low-level.
Think about how nice the name I gave it is
"Ebony and Ivory"
Just this name? It already highlights my excellent literary accomplishment and elegant temperament as a goblin prince!
The Ebony borrows from the design of the Dwarven musket, but I have made some minor adjustments to the design? Adding a handle more suitable for human use? And at the same time reducing the size of the barrel while increasing the destructive power.
In this matter, I have to praise the enchanting skills of the dwarf next door!
Chirp!
Although I am unparalleled in the world and extremely intelligent, I cannot learn the enchantment skills of the dwarf next door. However, my mechanical engineering is the most critical!
After the finished product came out, even I was shocked by the power of ebony!
I held the ebony wood in my hand, aimed at the ceiling of the demon cave and fired a shot!
After a two-second delay? The powerful recoil almost made me fall to the ground!
The energy waves that shot out penetrated the rock layers on the surface of the cave and reached the ground!!!
You know, the devil's cave is three hundred meters underground!
The whole demon cave heard the gunshot!
Even I am confused!
It is indeed my masterpiece!
The White Ivory, a gun with a high rate of fire, is lightweight and does not require reloading like the Ebony, which is even more surprising!
In three seconds? Able to fire sixty energy bullets!
Twenty rounds per second! What a concept!
The enemy can be blasted into pieces with barrage of bullets in an instant!
If it weren't for the fact that the energy consumed is beyond the control of ordinary people, I would have wanted to take these two guns!
The dwarf next door also added a very interesting function to Ebony and White Ivory? Charged crystal.
When not in use, you can charge them, and then these two artifacts will give priority to using the energy stored in the charging crystals!
It is indeed my brilliant idea!
Twenty-six enchanted magic arrays have special effects such as exorcising evil, penetrating, and purifying. Coupled with my bullet-free mechanism design, the problems of power and loading bullets are perfectly solved!
This pair of guns made of ebony and white ivory cannot be made by any craftsman in the world alone!
Not to mention the precious forging materials, there are also the dwarf's top forging master, the enchantment of the gnome chief, and my genius design!
This is a miracle that cannot be replicated in history, and it is also the greatest single weapon!
Chirp!
Excerpted from "The Great Goblin Prince - The Personal Heroic Stories of Gallywix"
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"Stinky Bronzebeard! My battle mech! Armed tank! Individual combat helicopter! How are you going to compensate me?! Huh?! Speak!!!"
When the dusty goblin Gallywix returned to the laboratory, he saw the devastation at a glance, with the ground full of broken fragments of mechanical engineering.
Many of his beloved prototypes have become useless scraps.
He even kneeled on the ground childishly, holding a small rusty piece of paper in front of him and rubbing it. There was a faint lip print left by the succubus on it.
"Woo woo woo, my VIP card..."
"Well, since you're already in this state, why don't you accompany me to get that individual weapon out?"
Master Bronzebeard narrowed his eyes and patted the goblin on the back.
"Ji? Are you begging me? Are you begging me to accompany you
Then I will help you reluctantly, but!
You have to help me fix the things here later!"
As soon as the Earth Elf moved, it immediately stood up from the ground, with its hands on its waist and a proud look on its face.
"You stinky goblin, you wish for it. Old Bronzebeard is begging you? Bah!
I tell you, when I heard you say break up, I had an idea.
Dual guns! Two completely different styles of dual guns!
Don’t regret it when I go down in history.”
Bronzebeard turned around and began to smear some black gunpowder he had picked up on the paper that had been scorched yellow by the explosion.
The prototypes of two pistols of completely different styles appeared on this piece of paper which was temporarily used as a design drawing.
The goblin Gallywix turned his head away with disdain at first. All around him were ruins and rubble, nothing to see, and the atmosphere gradually became strange.
The green-skinned goblin heard a rustling sound slowly, and felt very depressed.
“What the hell is this damn stinky dwarf doing
Forget it, just take a look, then point out his mistakes and ridicule him!"
Curiosity in his heart drove him to take a look.
Once you see these two, you can't help yourself.
"Jiji, it turns out that dwarves are stupid!"
Gallywix stretched out his finger and pointed at the blueprint with his sharp nail.
“Here you need to calculate the coefficient of friction between the bullet and the barrel, and the speed at which the bullet flies out is also wrong!
Jiji, if you design it this way, it will explode after two shots!"
"Oh? What if I use a high-strength alloy? How about a manganese steel alloy
In this case, the metal fatigue coefficient will be much lower, right? "
“No, no, no, this has little to do with the material of the gun body, but there is a problem with the proportions of your gun body.
Jiji, look, if this part is lengthened by three centimeters, the friction coefficient between the bullet and the barrel will be reduced a lot."
"That's not right! If it's lengthened here, the weight will exceed the limit.
Besides, it’s impossible to make all the bullets manually, right
If we calculate based on this function, wouldn't the amount of bullets fired in a while be more than what a dwarf tribe can produce in a year?"
After a series of discussions, the two people with different opinions had differences in the design of the gun.
The two men argued until their faces turned red. If they hadn't been holding a large stack of drawings in their hands, they would have probably come to blows.
"Go, go, go! Let's go and ask the dwarf chief for justice! Do you dare?!"
"Jiji, no matter what you say, I am right. How could the dwarf chief take a liking to you if you are just pursuing the aesthetics of violence?"
The two men carried a pile of blueprints and walked towards the territory of the dwarfs in a heroic and confident manner.
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"Report to the clan leader, those two funny guys are here again!!!"
The dwarf guards guarding outside the village trotted and shouted towards the cave where the chief was.
"Oh, come if you want to. We live here and our neighbors are just visiting."
"Chief! They won't cause any trouble this time, will they
Last time, they trampled a lot of our mushroom fields."
"Oh, it's just a small matter. Harmony brings wealth."
The kind-looking dwarf chief gently waved the cane in his hand.
"Help me up. I'll go take a look."
The dwarf elder walked slowly, step by step, in an old and frail manner. His movements were as slow as a snail crawling on the ground.
Before I even reached the cave entrance, I could already hear the noisy voices of those two funny guys.
"Bullshit, suppressive fire is obviously the better idea."
"Jiji, what's the point of just suppressing with firepower if you can't hit anyone
The bullets will be used up in a short while. Do you really want people to carry several boxes of bullets with them as backup
What’s the point of being light?”
Several young dwarfs watched the two quarreling with curiosity, and their parents quickly hid the dwarfs.
"Don't look at them. These two people are not very smart."
"Mom, are they not eating well?"
"Yes, they don't eat well and are picky eaters. They don't eat the best green mushrooms we have here, so they become like this."
"Ah, then I won't be picky about food anymore."
"Good boy."
The two people who were fighting for victory wholeheartedly had no idea that they had become negative examples in the eyes of the dwarfs, and to some extent, they had cured the child's picky eating habit.
"Dwarf Chief! Come and judge the situation!"
As soon as Master Bronzebeard saw the dwarf chief, he immediately spread out the blueprint in his hand.
"Chief, look at mine first. Old Bronzebeard's drawings are a mess!"
"Uh, don't be so impatient. Explain slowly."
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After a long time, the two finally talked things out, but the dwarf chief was...
"Patriarch?"
Master Bronzebeard walked up to the dwarf chief and waved his hand gently.
"Hum~chiu~hum~chiu~"
The sound of even breathing reached Master Bronzebeard's ears.
"It's useless. The chieftain will fall asleep when the time comes, whether he is standing or sitting."
The dwarf guard who was watching the fun on the side gave a kind reminder with a look of anticipation.
"...Then we'll just wait!"
Master Bronzebeard and the goblin Gallywix looked at each other, then crossed their legs and sat on the ground.
Two hours later, the small bubble that appeared under the dwarf chief's nose burst with a pop, and he slowly stretched.
“Yawn, I slept well, uh hehe.
Huh? You guys are still here
Where were we just now? "
"Speaking of the design of these two guns."
Master Bronzebeard patiently handed over the drawings designed by the two.
The goblin Gallywix stood aside, saying nothing and holding his nose.
After a while, the dwarf chief's eyes lit up, as if thunder flashed in his eyes.
“Good design. Both are good designs.”
"We can't build four swords for one person, right
Isn’t this kind of functionality overlapping? "
The goblin Gallywix had long guessed that the amiable dwarf chief would say this, and the two men started arguing because they understood this.
"Chief, let's get serious. We all know what you are capable of."
Bronzebeard bent down sincerely and bowed to the dwarf leader.
The dwarf chief remained silent and slowly took off his shirt.
When he was shirtless, a row of skinny ribs were exposed.
He took a deep breath, and the muscles in his body swelled.
In a few seconds, he turned into a short, dwarf man.
His eyes were wide open, and he changed his slow pace and moved extremely quickly, like lightning.
The dwarf chief blew his beard, picked up a pen and began to scribble on the two people's drawings, while muttering confidently,
“The Kvist function here can be changed from using physical bullets to using energy bullets.
Added the energy gathering array, added the lightness array, added the evil-breaking array, added the sharpness array.
Not enough, not enough, not enough! "
He simply tore up the drawings the two had brought, dipped a thick brush in ink, and began to paint on the rock wall.
A large number of dazzling calculations and equations were written down one by one by the dwarf chief. The advantages of the two designs were taken into account at the same time, while the disadvantages were compensated by adding a large number of enchanted magic arrays.
In order to take into account the particularity of these two guns, different contrasting tones are also used in the design style.
When the brush left the rock wall, the design of ebony and white ivory was born!