The Show Begins

Chapter 259: You evil beast, will you die?

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This song "Mythology of Stars and Moon" is tailor-made for this moment.

When she sang the part where she was gazing at you quietly, she burst out laughing.

Lai Yang also laughed. At this moment, the theater seemed to have turned into a honey pot. The shining lights seemed to melt the sugar walls, and even the wind blowing into the theater smelled of honey.

Tian Jing waved her hand, turned around and sat in the second row. As soon as she sat down, several men and women in the back row leaned over and called out "President Tian" quietly.

Her little face was stunned for a few seconds, turned pink, and after nodding, she gave Lai Yang an embarrassed look.

Lai Yang covered his mouth and laughed, then Yuan Shengda and Song Wen walked in together, closed the glass door and pulled the curtain.

The performance officially begins.

Li Dian, as the host, came on stage, gave a simple warm-up speech, and then spoke.

"Everyone has seen our performance poster. Tonight is Lai Yang's confession show. He wants to express his love for a certain girl through jokes. Thank you all for coming to support us."

After a pause, Li Dian continued, "I hope his next performance can not only impress the girl, but also make everyone think it's just dog food. At least the jokes have to be funny enough, don't you think?"

Everyone smiled and said yes. Then Li Dian looked backstage and raised his voice: "Then please welcome tonight's protagonist, Lai Yang~"

Bang!

All other lights in the theater suddenly went out, leaving only a spotlight shining on the microphone on the stage, forming a bright circle with a diameter of one meter.

Lai Yang came on stage amid applause. Tian Jing also applauded him, her bright eyes filled with watery tenderness.

"Thank you all for your support. As the host just said, tonight's joke is about confessing love to a girl. There will definitely be some dog food, but I can't guarantee whether it's funny or not."

There was a sigh from the audience, and Tian Jing also laughed and sighed~

Lai Yang spread his hands helplessly: "Everyone, please don't be like this. If you really don't think it's funny, then look at the ticket prices tonight and try to persuade yourself."

Hou Jun shouted from the last row, "So they're trying to trick the dogs in and then kill them?"

This remark did not offend anyone, but instead caused a burst of laughter.

At this time, someone shouted, "Who is that girl?"

As soon as the words came out, most people automatically looked at Tian Jing.

Lai Yang also looked at the crystal necklace on Tian Jing's neck. This small decoration was enough to prove her sincerity in this confession.

"Looking at everyone's eyes, I've basically guessed it. Yes, it's this beautiful lady with the crystal necklace. Even though she looks pretty, she is actually

It’s actually pretty bad.”

Lai Yang smiled and held the microphone in his hand and said.

"We first met on the rooftop of this building. Something happened to me at the time and I was in a bad mood. I almost planned to jump off the building. Then she appeared, as beautiful and demure as she was tonight. When I saw her, I suddenly felt that life was still beautiful. If she could talk to me, I wouldn't have to die. But the first thing she said was, Hey, can you die farther away? This building is mine. Oh~ damn!"

Yun Bin's employees couldn't help but burst out laughing, but then they felt it was inappropriate and quickly held it back.

"I was thinking at the time, why is she so rude? The key is that she doesn't look like someone who can say such a thing. It feels like a dying person suddenly sees Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is shining brightly, and then just stares at you for a while and says..."

Laiyang made an orchid finger gesture: "Evil beast, are you going to die or not?"

"Hahaha!"

"You said I should die or not? The world is suddenly filled with malice!"

Lai Yang smiled and shook his head, then continued pacing.

"And the most outrageous thing is, this building is really hers, so I could only shamelessly use my connections to invite her to the show. But on the first night she came, I fainted at the theater entrance due to hypoglycemia. Then something weird happened. She didn't take me back to the theater, but instead took me back to her house!?"

As he spoke, Lai Yang rubbed his hands together, put on a smug expression, looked at the stage floor, and imitated a female voice.

"Ah~ Laiyang, why are you dizzy? What should I do? Then... do you want to go back to the theater or go to my house? I will count to three. If you don't say anything, it means you are going to my house~ Three... Then let's go! This is your own will~"

“Hahaha~”

The scene burst into laughter. Tian Jing covered her mouth with her hands and stared at him with her beautiful eyes.

"And it was a coincidence that there was a power outage the night I went to her house. We were alone in a room. You know, I seemed to see Yue Lao carrying a power-off box, standing next to me and saying, 'Hey, brother, this is all I can do. I've already welded the door shut with red wire... er, no, I've welded it shut with steel bars. Come on~ muah~'"

Laiyang sighed with a smile, and his tone began to become deeper.

"Well, we got to know each other better later, and I took her to the Tang Dynasty City that Never Sleeps in Xi'an. When she put on her ancient costume, I found that I really fell in love with her. She was so beautiful. When she smiled, she was so charming that all the beauties in the palace pale in comparison."

Tianjing looked a little shy. At this moment, someone shouted, "What a huge pile of dog food!" and the whole audience laughed.

Lai Yang also smiled and continued; "I feel that

She is a modern person. If she were in ancient times, my competitors would be emperors and generals. I would have to rebel just to have a relationship!"

“Hahaha~”

"A man was so angry that he risked his life for his beloved. If modern historians were to look back on that period of history, they would probably use one sentence to describe the large-scale peasant uprising caused by a woman..."

Puff~

Aru, who was leaning on the door frame backstage, gave a thumbs up and shouted, "Awesome!"

Lai Yang breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and paused for a moment, then said, "So I have to thank God for letting me meet her. She helped me a lot, but I almost lost her because of misunderstanding and distrust."

Music was playing at the scene at this time. Lai Yang put away his frivolous expression and looked at Tian Jing tenderly. Her beautiful eyes gradually turned red.

"You may not believe our fate, but we actually met as early as 2010. Her house caught fire and I helped her put it out. A few days ago, she encountered another fire. Fortunately, neither fire killed her."

“Hahaha!” The whole audience burst into laughter!

Lai Yang looked up in astonishment: "This is not a joke! Don't laugh, I spent so much time preparing this sentimental thing!"

Everyone laughed even more happily. Lai Yang had no choice but to continue looking at Tian Jing with affection.

"Jingjing... fate is the greatest arrangement of God. Since it has blessed you with safety, it will definitely watch the fusion of our two hearts at this moment. I know you don't feel safe, so you have to turn on the lights when you sleep. From now on, I will be your light. The yang in my name will always dispel the darkness for you. Today is September 4th, which is our first day together... Okay?"

Laiyang stretched out his hand to Tian Jing, and the audience in the back row all stood up to watch, but at this time Hou Jun suddenly shouted.

"Then, will you, Yang, start a third fire in the future?"

"Hey! Are you here to cause trouble?"

Lai Yang retorted, and the whole audience burst into laughter. At this moment, Tian Jing stood up, shook Lai Yang's hand, and turned around to reply.

"Since the day I met him, the third fire has been burning in my heart~"

“Wow~”

Someone exclaimed, followed by applause!

At this time, Tian Jing looked back at Lai Yang.

"Don't you want me to call you by another name? Are you ready to listen?"

Lai Yang took a deep breath and nodded vigorously.

With a sly smile, she leaned close to his ear and whispered, "You evil beast, are you going to die or not?"

"Watma—"