Lai Yang never expected Tian Jing to say this.
Although her tone was not very strong, Lai Yang felt as if a thorn was stabbed in his heart.
And it was also faintly moved, hurting my whole heart. My heart was like a withered flower, and it became sunken in an instant.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I... I won't talk about him anymore."
Shanghai in February is not actually cold, but the wind that came in through the gaps in the balcony made Lai Yang's hands and feet cold.
Tian Jing's expression relaxed a little. She blinked her beautiful eyes and looked at the coffee table. After a few seconds, she spoke with a fragrant voice.
"Don't be angry, I don't blame you."
"I'm not angry. Hehe, Jingjing, let me ask you, if he talks about me behind my back, will you defend me?" Lai Yang felt a little painful in his heart, but he still forced a smile.
Tian Jing nodded without hesitation.
Looking at her expression, Lai Yang probably guessed that she might have already maintained it.
At this moment, he felt mixed emotions of sadness and joy, but the sadness was greater.
Because Lai Yang was completely clear about his position in her heart. In fact, just like the little turtle, he was just a friend.
Perhaps, Little Turtle has a higher status. After all, he and Tianjing have known each other longer. It seems that they have been together for four years in college, and they were abroad.
I guess they are always together during holidays.
"Quietly, can I ask you a question?"
Lai Yang suddenly had an idea and looked at Tian Jing and said, "Why did you choose to be friends with me? Actually, I think we..."
In fact, in every aspect, we don't seem like people who can be friends.
Lai Yang didn't know how to say the second half of his thoughts.
He has been thinking about this question recently: How could Tian Jing become friends with him
Was it just because I gave her a crystal ball? Did I invite her to a few shows
"What's wrong with us?" Tian Jing asked suspiciously with her eyes as white as waves.
"Just... why would you be friends with me?"
He was quiet and silent. After lowering his head for a while, he said, "Let's chat."
This answer made Lai Yang somewhat unconvinced, but she suddenly changed the subject.
"I suddenly thought of a good material that I could use to write a joke."
This train of thought is really convoluted.
Lai Yang also went downhill and asked her what material she had
"It's about someone plagiarizing and you going to fight. I think it's quite funny to talk about it."
She crossed her legs and leaned back on the sofa, looking at Lai Yang with curved eyes.
"Really? Then tell me about it and see if it's funny."
“I can’t speak
Son."
"It's very simple. I'll teach you."
Lai Yang finally entered his own field and began to talk freely.
"In fact, talk show jokes all require skills. To put it simply, start with positive and then negative."
"What do you mean?" Tian Jing asked with interest.
"This is very abstract to explain. Let me give you an example from a novel. Do you like reading novels?"
Tian Jing shook her head, and Lai Yang choked...
"First praise and then depreciation, for example, in the novel, the hero goes for revenge, and then the other party sends a mysterious old man. When the old man appears, he is full of momentum and momentum. He stands with his hands behind his back and says to the hero with contempt..."
Lai Yang stood up and imitated the old man's posture of stroking his beard, which made Tian Jing smile.
"Ahem~ The old man said, kid, I don't want to kill you, you~ cut off your arms and leave on your knees, then I will spare your life."
After saying that, Lai Yang quickly moved to the opposite side of him and shouted to the air: "Kill him if you want to, why waste your words."
Tian Jing was so amused by him that she covered her mouth with her hands. Her eyes, which were hidden in the sea of stars, curved into crescent shapes.
After learning this sentence, Lai Yang suddenly turned his head and looked at Tian Jing; "Do you feel it? This is called Yang."
Tian Jing nodded with a smile on her face, and Lai Yang continued: "Since it has already been raised, we have to suppress it. How can we suppress it to make it funny? That is, the old man yelled and asked for death, and then rushed forward like a ghost. Seeing this, the male protagonist raised his palm and clapped it!"
"Gah~"
Lai Yang's neck shrank, his tongue stuck out, and four words squeezed out of the corner of his mouth: "The old man is dead~"
Puff~
“Hahaha~”
Tian Jing was amused by his appearance and trembled with joy. She covered her mouth with her hands and her eyes narrowed into slits.
Lai Yang also smiled and said that this is a basic technique for making people laugh.
Tian Jing calmed down her chest, put on a calm smile and said, "I understand. Then you can write it like this, I, Lai Yang~"
Tian Jing also imitated his movements, patted her proud chest, and raised her pretty face.
"My joke was plagiarized, so I went to argue with them, but they were unreasonable. Seeing this, I rushed forward like a ghost, and then... Gah~"
She stuck out her tongue playfully, then covered her stomach and made herself laugh until she was gasping for breath.
Although these words damaged Lai Yang's own image, he was not angry at all at this moment.
Because he saw Tian Jing sticking out her tongue, it was the first time he saw it.
Unlocked a new emoticon.
"Oh no, that won't work. I forgot to mention that talk shows have a core point, which is that they cannot be divorced from reality. What you say must be true. Once it's out of context, the audience will not be interested."
If there is resonance, it is not funny anymore. ”
After that, Lai Yang added: "The reversal must be clever, unexpected, and reasonable."
Tianjing wiped away the tears from her laughter with paper, and her little mouth raised in a charming arc.
"Really? That's hard."
"What do you think? You need to be real and try to speak again."
Tianjing seemed to be in a good mood today, and was actually thinking about something.
"Hey, listen to this."
She pouted her lips and smiled with her beautiful eyes as she said, "Someone plagiarized Lai Yang's jokes, and then he went to cause trouble for them. There were seven or eight of them, but he was not afraid at all. He knocked one down with one punch. In the end, no one could look him in the eye."
Yeah~
When these words came out of Tian Jing's mouth, Lai Yang's heart felt like floating in the clouds.
Instantly his image became much more impressive, and he quickly clapped his hands and said, "Good, this is getting better."
"Then why can't anyone look him in the face?"
She was quietly holding back her smile, like a flower in the wind, her delicate face swaying slightly.
"Because his eyes were blown out by someone~"
Tian Jing laughed so hard that she convulsed. She curled up and lay directly on the sofa, her laughter like a silver bell floating in the room.
The corner of Lai Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and after blinking twice, he suddenly pounced towards Tian Jing.
"ah-"
Bang!
…
Lai Yang returned to the theater with dark circles under his eyes.
I just wanted to scare Tian Jing, but I didn't expect her to punch me...
However, although he was beaten, Lai Yang was in a good mood today, and felt that he had replenished his "quiet energy".
It was not yet noon, and Lai Yang planned to go to the theater to polish all the jokes he had just told and tell them to Tian Jing later.
But when he arrived at the theater door, he was shocked to find that the lock was open.
Who could come to the theater at this time? Lai Yang walked in with some doubts, and found Li Dian sleeping in the backstage, which was filled with a strong smell of cigarettes.
What's going on
"Lee Dian, Lee Dian?"
After pushing him up, Li Dian glanced at Lai Yang with dark circles under his eyes and hissed.
"Laiyang, why do you have one dark eye and the other normal?"
"Uh... don't ask me yet, why are you sleeping here?"
Lai Yang noticed that something was wrong with Li Dian yesterday. Now it seems that he was indeed hiding something from him.
Li Dian sat up with a dejected look on his face. He rubbed his face with both hands and put on his glasses. His eyes were bloodshot.
"Laiyang, can you give me a cigarette first?"