Wen Hua, who was lying in the pavilion, looked at his old friend whom he hadn't seen for a few years. When they traveled together together, he had always been jealous of Xu Xiaozi's handsome appearance. Whenever he passed by a country house, if he asked Xu Xiaozi to ask for some food and water, Most likely they won't return empty-handed, and if the other party is some poor-sighted village woman, they will be even more generous, but they will inevitably squeeze Xu Xiaozi's hand when giving alms, and bold women will smile even more when their husbands are away. Go pinch Xu Xiaozi's face, say what a handsome young man, every time he sees this scene, Wen Hua is always not very happy, his mother's limelight is all taken away by this boy, but as time goes by, Wen Hua gets used to it, Just jokingly instigated Xu Fengnian to go to the city to be a good-looking girl. Nine times out of ten, Xu Xiaozi would jump and curse at others, saying that Lao Tzu is the son of the most powerful family in Liangzhou, and he can't afford to lose this man! Wen Hua couldn't help but wanted to laugh, how big is the sky? Is it bigger than the son of the King of Beiliang? When we meet again now, looking at Xu Fengnian again, Wen Hua seems to feel a little strange, maybe he changed into a brocade dress that was stolen from some side door. The descendants of the third-rate dignitaries in Beiliang? If so, can this fox friend and dog friend still succeed? Wen Hua subconsciously scratched his crotch. This habit of more than ten years is not elegant, but Wen Hua was born in the countryside, and he couldn't change it even if he wanted to. Xu Fengnian always used this to laugh at him. Is it reasonable to say that in the future, you will become famous by practicing swords, and when you are fighting against a master, you will suddenly scratch the bird in your crotch? Still a master? Will there be a girl who admires a chivalrous man like you who has no shape? Wen Hua thought about this problem very seriously, but so far he has not thought about changing it, as if he was afraid that if he changed it, he would be the same as the group of pretending to be elegant dudes he met when he was traveling.
Xu Fengnian was terrified by Wen Hua, and asked, "Why did you come to Xiangfan?"
Wen Hua said with a melancholy face: "I met a girl I like, and I chased her all the way."
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "You, you dog can't change eating shit. Didn't you ever meet someone who has breasts and butt, and you will fall in love with him. You are not picky, but has anyone ever talked to you?"
Wen Hua sat up straight, with a smirk on his face, made a rounded gesture with his hands on his chest, and said, "It's different this time, I really like it, the person is beautiful, the heart is better, I think I will only like it in this life. her."
Xu Fengnian pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Trick the bird, it's a girl in front of you, you like it to death."
Wen Hua leaned against the pillar, shook his head and said, "No more."
Seeing that Wen Hua didn't seem to be joking, Xu Fengnian wondered, "Are you really determined? Which unlucky girl is it? Tell me your name, and I'll go take a look."
Wen Hua scolded: "Unlucky fart! The first thing you say is ugly, don't try to poach the wall, otherwise brother won't have to do it!"
Xu Fengnian said angrily: "I have touched more girls than you have ever seen before, would you like me?!"
Wen Hua snorted and said, "I don't know what virtue you have? You are the most talkative, and you are familiar with cheating and abducting. In the future, if a girl falls in love with you blindly, I will definitely stop her."
Xu Fengnian leaned on another pillar, sat opposite each other, smiled and said: "Then you are busy."
Wen Hua didn't have the strength to quarrel with Xu Fengnian, and if he didn't say a word, he would be less hungry, so he held the wooden sword and closed his eyes to rest. Xu Fengnian turned his head and looked at the Baogu Pagoda among the ten scenic spots of Shouyang Lake. Shouyang Lake is not a big lake, but it has a long history. When the water conservancy was not repaired, every heavy rain would cause the lake to flood. The dryness bottomed out, which is really not a beautiful scenery. Later, two great literati in the former dynasty served as governors of Qingzhou, and they were particularly fond of Shouyang Lake. They dug five wells and expanded stone culverts with the method of opening sinuses. This is how Shouyang Lake is today. , Xiangguo Lane was named after Xiangguo Well among the five wells. During the Spring and Autumn Period, the Chinese people misunderstood the country, but this lake is an inconspicuous evidence of the elegant scholar's rule of the country. Looking at him, he asked, "How about I get some wine and meat?"
Wen Hua wondered, "Where can I get it?"
Xu Fengnian gestured to Qingniao to pour wine, and after a short while she brought a lunch box from the inn, the wine was fragrant and meaty, Wen Hua looked at Qingniao, then looked at the wine and meat in the box, and said in shock: "You kid is It’s really developed, even a beautiful daughter-in-law?!”
Qingniao blushed, Xu Fengnian took the lead in tearing off a piece of beef, drank the strong wine, and said with a smile: "Eat yours."
Wen Hua gobbled it up, looked up at Qingniao from time to time, and couldn't help but whispered: "Sister-in-law, let me say something more, I really want to live a stable life, you have to take care of yourself when you are with Xiaozi Xu, he is not bad, just Big-eyed, restless."
Xu Fengnian threw a piece of beef over and cursed: "You are not such a saboteur!"
Wen Hua hurriedly caught the beef, stuffed it into his mouth, stared and said: "You are not such a spoiled good thing!"
Qingniao said softly: "Young Master Wen, I'm just a servant girl."
Wen Hua groaned, waved his hands and said, "Maid? Believe it or not, it would be unreasonable for you to be a maid."
Xu Fengnian said with a smile: "She is not the life of a young lady. I feel wronged for her."
Wen Hua said angrily: "Xu, keep your tongue! What a maidservant! Be careful, I'm in a hurry with you!"
Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes.
Wen Hua raised his head to look at Qingniao full of oil and water, tried to show the most graceful smile in his life, and said shyly: "This girl, just call me Mr. Wen, if Xu Xiaozi dares to bully you in the future, I will be the first to deal with it." He! His three-legged cat kung fu, I can do it without a sword!"
Xu Fengnian laughed loudly, and joked: "Mr. Wen, come, come, drink!"
Wen Hua was in a good mood, and it was the first time he was called Mr. Wen! Feeling comfortable all over, he immediately felt that besides the one whom he admired in the world, she was the second cutest woman in front of him! Is such a well-educated and virtuous woman a maid? Ghosts believe it!
In the past two or three years, Wen Hua burped, and poured the rest of the wine carefully into his gourd jug. Wen Hua gave Xu Fengnian a wink. Xu Fengnian shook his head, and Wen Hua nodded vigorously. Seeing that Qingniao was inexplicable, it was Xu Fengnian who couldn't resist Wen Hua, so he had to ask Qingniao to take the lunch box back to the inn in embarrassment. The buttocks are particularly absurd under the moonlight. The two men are so unsightly that they shit on Shouyang Lake. However, if you know that you lived and slept in the open, you won’t be surprised at the vulgar behavior of this pair of clowns. For a crazy unknown person, the happiest thing in the world is not eating, drinking and sleeping, but the word "pull", because only when you are full can you have the money to do it, which is very simple.
Wen Hua, who was squatting by the lake, exhaled a long breath, and said leisurely: "I'm sure there was a poet who wrote poems here before. It's so cool to think about it!"
Xu Fengnian didn't say a word.
I believe Jing'an Wang Zhao Heng broke his head and never imagined that the prince of Beiliang would pee and shit with others on the edge of Shouyang Lake.
Seeing that Xu Fengnian hadn't moved, Wen Hua felt a little bored, and suddenly he smacked in surprise: "The surname is Xu, there is a stone tablet behind the place where I shit!"
Xu Fengnian finally couldn't help cursing: "That's "The Story of the Slender Sheep Lake Gate" written by Li Mi, the former governor of the dynasty. You bastard is really good at picking places!"
Wen Hua was speechless for a while, and said silently: "It's a sin, a sin."
Xu Fengnian hesitated for a moment, and asked softly: "Wen Hua, do you have any idea to continue hanging out with me? Just like back then, let's take a walk together? If you want to encounter martial arts competitions to recruit relatives again, I will just lift you up."
Wen Hua smiled and said: "Don't, you think I'm so stupid, you kid is amazing now, I don't care who you are, anyway, I still treat you as a brother, but brothers belong to brothers, although eating and drinking is natural, But you are willing to give up the money, I am afraid that I will lose my ambition, so, you take your Yangguan Road and I take my single-plank bridge, and we will meet again if we are destined, hey, I am Wenhua, let alone, I have to practice swords. Two or three can do it, if I follow you to enjoy the blessings, I'm afraid I won't have the heart to suffer, Xu boy, I am kind enough. I will go out of the city tomorrow, and I want to go to the border of Beimang, so I should open my eyes."
Xu Feng said in a young voice: "The border is going to be chaotic, so take it easy."
Wen Hua snorted, and jokingly said, "Making chaos? Are you really from a noble family in Beiliang?"
Xu Fengnian smiled and said, "Isn't it?"
Wen Hua sighed and said: "I said earlier that I would treat you to a good meal of wine and meat, but I never thought that I would owe you another meal when I meet you this time."
Xu Fengnian said: "It's owed, just don't die, kid, otherwise there will always be a chance to pay back."
Wen Hua chuckled and said, "According to what Lao Huang said, I have to say something right now."
Xu Fengnian said in a daze, "That's the reason."
Wen Hua suddenly yelled: "The blades of grass on my side are so fucking small, it's not easy to wipe your butt, it seems that your side is wider, throw some over here!"
Xu Fengnian cursed and threw a bunch of grass blades over.
When the two returned to the pavilion, Wen Hua asked, "Aren't you going back to the inn?"
Xu Fengnian shook his head and said, "Let's talk about that girl of yours."
The two chatted until dawn, Wen Hua glanced at the white color of the fish belly, got up and said: "Come on, I'm going out of the city, I owe you wine and meat, please help me remember, by the way, and then help me say thank you to that good girl , we have never been called a son in our life."
Xu Fengnian hesitated for a moment, and asked: "There is an old man with a sword beside me, do you want to meet?"
Wen Hua gripped the wooden sword tightly, shook his head with a smile and said, "No, it's someone else's sword after all, even if seniors are willing to teach me, I can't learn it."
Xu Fengnian joked: "Didn't you always think about being accepted by a master?"
Wen Hua said seriously: "It's just thinking about it. I remember Lao Huang said that practicing swords requires sincerity, just like a pilgrim praying to God and worshiping Buddha, sincerity is spiritual, but I have been idle for the past two years and I have figured out an unreasonable truth , the sword is my own. With my aptitude, if I follow the path of others, I will not be able to achieve anything in my life. I have no habit of owing others. Girls are like mothers-in-law."
Wen Hua smiled brightly: "The steamed bun is white, it's not as white as a girl's chest."
Xu Fengnian smiled intoxicatingly: "The tip of the lotus is turned up, it's not up to the little girl's butt."
On the long embankment of Yangliu Yanshui, Wen Hua with the wooden sword and Xu Fengnian with the double sword clapped their hands together and passed each other.