Usually looking for flowers outside and asking Liu Tired and crooked, once he feels bored, Xu Fengnian will go to Chao Ting to discuss with his master Li Yishan every half a day, or go to the second floor to search for a book or two of the secret scriptures of the esoteric teaching of joy and self-study in the house, but the white fox face After moving in, Xu Fengnian didn't bother this guy's retreat.
The palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and there were no fewer than six hundred red lanterns alone.
So Xu Fengnian has been fighting for those assassins, even if he sneaked into the palace with ease, it is really not easy to find Xu Xiao, a good man with nine twists and turns, and poor patience probably can't help but jump and scold his mother.
During the first month, there was an endless stream of visitors carrying expensive gifts, but there were only a handful of dignitaries who were eligible to present gifts to Dazhu Kingdom face to face. Most of them couldn't pass the butler Song Yu's pass, and then most of them were stopped by the big butler Shen Chun.
The rest are high-ranking officials or family friends of Li Hanlin Yan Chiji's father. These old fritters have always prepared double gifts, and they are obviously well versed in the rules of the Beiliang Palace. Unless it is a military affairs, everything else is up to His Royal Highness. Most accurate.
Naturally, Xu Fengnian would not refuse anyone who came, and his uncles also shouted diligently, and he became more and more familiar with the world.
Lantern Festival.
Xu Fengnian took a group of vicious slaves and dogs to watch the lanterns in the famous Kejia Lane in Lingzhou. Lantern Festival has always been a good time to appreciate the lanterns, the moon and the beauties.
After three years in exile, Xu Shizi gained a lot of knowledge, not only mastered a lot of vulgar slang in various states and counties, but also heard a lot of wise sayings, such as "Where there are women, there are rivers and lakes", I deeply feel it. .
For the girl, the number of times Xu Fengnian fought with the National People's Congress can't be counted with both hands and feet, and Li Hanlin, Kong Wuchi, these bastards are barely enough to count. .
A new oiran has appeared, and the Hongque Tower, which has vaguely overshadowed the Zijin Tower in recent years, is located in Kejia Lane, so Xu Fengnian brought Yu Youwei with him, saying that he would take her to smash the scene.
Kejia Lane was extremely crowded, and the ruffian guys who took advantage of this kind of occasions all had bright eyes, pinched their hands, touched their chests and buttocks, with sophisticated techniques, and some of them were even more daring, shouting "Squeeze, squeeze!" I am in a hurry to drag my family and take my mouth to reincarnate." While holding the buttocked lady in front of her, if she is lucky, if she can meet a young woman who is in spring, she may cooperate with her.
When Xu Fengnian was a child, he did many such dirty tricks with Li Hanlin, but at that time, the sisters turned around and saw that he was a handsome young man, and most of them didn't care about it.
No matter where Xu Fengnian went, he would automatically give way, no one had the guts to take advantage of Yu Huakui.
Xu Fengnian was not interested in guessing lantern riddles, but the couple-like man and woman in front of him aroused his interest.
The young man is dressed luxuriously, with bright red and golden yellow, blue and silver silk-trimmed sleeves, and a suet jade belt around his waist, but there is no saber. The woman has a graceful figure, a graceful back, and a swaying style.
She didn't speak much, and it was all men talking, "Sister Fan, your women are all made of water, and the rest of the men are all made of mud, so when I see a woman, I feel refreshed, but when I see a man, I feel stinky." Sister Fan, when did you promise to give me the rouge from your mouth?"
Xu Fengnian got annoyed when he heard that, the coffin ghost of donkey grass, without saying a word, quickened his pace, kicked that young master's ass, he was a weak master, and fell forward to the ground all at once.
Xu Fengnian stomped on following him. Before the young master could yell, Xu Fengnian kicked his legs and glared at his mouth. The blood on his extremely beautiful face was mixed with dust. Is the flesh and blood made filthy, and you are not made of mud? Why don’t you hang yourself? Let the mother eat women’s rouge, do you want to eat shit?!”
The evil slaves who feared that the world would not be chaotic cheered loudly, boasting that His Royal Highness was more vigorous than the world's number one expert.
Sister Fan, whom Mr. Junyi was talking about, panicked, widened her talking eyes, and held her heart, looking very pitiful.
Xu Fengnian was tired from stepping on it, and of course the next step was to let the dogs and slaves go, and ordered: "Throw this guy into the cesspit."
Two evil slaves who were used to doing nasty things walked over with grinning smiles, and each kicked the young master away from Kejia Lane.
Sister Fan's tears were shining, and she said in a trembling voice, "Brother Lin was a candidate for the imperial examination last year."
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Xu Fengnian turned to face the little lady who was as sick as an orchid, and treated him differently, and said with a gentle smile: "Sister Fan, the number one scholar is good, otherwise I really can't be worthy of this young master who is a life-changing hero." Eighteen feet in a row."
The girl seemed to be terrified, holding her heart and panting heavily, her face pale.
Xu Fengnian wanted to ask Miss who is who, but he didn't intend to scare the good girl depending on the situation, but just persuaded him: "Sister Fan, after Lin Tanhua crawls out of the cesspit, tell him not to eat rouge anymore, and be careful of being caught by Li from Fengzhou. Master Li of the Hanlin is treated as a rabbit master who raises his buttocks to flatter him", and then he walked away with the dumbfounded fish young Wei and the triumphant servants.
… When the Red Sparrow Tower heard that His Royal Highness was coming, they trembled like a mouse seeing a cat. Xu Fengnian did not enter the building, but asked a wicked slave to take out the official seal that he had prepared a long time ago, and ran over to stick it on the vermilion lacquer gate .
Known as Lingzhou's number one "mother-in-law", the old bustard of Linque Loulou died of her parents, walked up to Xu Fengnian like a concubine, wiped her tears and asked cautiously: "Your Highness, what is the reason for this? Zhou, His Highness just kicked me a few times. Please wait a moment, Your Highness, the cardinal will go to let a few oirans dress His Highness together."
Xu Fengnian sneered and said with a stern face: "I heard that, three years ago, I only left Lingzhou several dozen miles away, and the Hongque Tower celebrated until dawn that night. I heard that the whole Nanhuai River is fragrant and can be drunk. Go to one hundred altars of fine wine? Can you earn one hundred thousand taels of silver?"
The big toothmaid explained with a mournful face: "Your Highness, the cardinal is just a small business, how dare you refuse customers."
Xu Fengnian was amused, and said earnestly: "You have difficulties, and this son understands, but you should do what you want. Don't worry, your Hongquelou family is not the only one who is in trouble. Those who drank here three years ago. Yes, clean them up one by one. If Cardinal wants to open the door, first drive Liu Queer out of Lingzhou who has ridiculed Yu Youwei, and wait for a year or so until the anger of this prince subsides, and you can do business gone."
The prostitute who learned how to raise skinny horses from Jiangnan Road wanted to beg, but His Royal Highness turned and left impatiently. He just turned his head and smiled and looked at the eye-catching fish oiran beside him, "Would you relieve your anger?"
Yuhuakui learned from her predecessor, Li Yuanyuan, and quit the brothel at the most attractive period. With her oval face and somewhat plump face, she hugged Wu Meiniang, who had gained five or six catties in just one winter, without saying anything.
On the way to watch the lanterns at the Lion Bridge by the Nanhuai River, His Royal Highness, who is ignorant and ignorant, quietly asked: "Youwei, just now I wanted to describe what the bastards did in the Hongque Tower by playing the crown, is it appropriate?"
The tiny green ants-like scenery on the surface of the new fermented wine appeared in Yuyouwei's eyes, but her tone was very calm: "That's not right."
Xu Fengnian said complacently, "Fortunately."
Lingzhou Thirteen-hole Lion Bridge is almost synonymous with Kejia Lane.
This bridge has three wonders. The first wonder bridge is called Lion Bridge, but there are hundreds of beasts and thousands of birds carved on the pillars on the sill, but the lion is missing. The second strange bridge is made of white marble, so there are always people with hammers and hammers who want to knock some jade pieces and chisel some jade powder to sell money, so that there are semi-official and strong bridge watchers standing at the end of the bridge all the year round. . The third wonder is the legend of a fairy flying on a dragon on a bridge.
Xu Fengnian saw that Yu Youwei was a little tired from holding Wu Meiniang, so he took it and held it in his arms. The fat and cute white cat was not willing to act like a baby to this master's master, and even his cold expression was exactly the same as Yu Youwei's.
Xu Fengnian, who was holding a bunch of candied haws, didn't mind, took a bite, and asked suddenly: "What do you say that the young master who loves to eat rouge can't swim? How can he go home after getting out of a cesspit covered in excrement and urine?"
Yuyouwei didn't want to answer this question, especially since she was still holding a phoenix syrup dessert in her hand.
Xu Fengnian was wrong.
It doesn't really matter whether the son can swim or not, because he is standing in a latrine, and he is unwilling to climb out even if he is killed. He doesn't want Sister Fan, who is like a fairy in her heart, to see Lin Tanhua covered in dung.
Sister Fan stood not far away, holding her heart together and persuading her softly. It was not until the Lantern Festival ended that she persuaded Lin Tanhua to climb out of the latrine.
This unreasonable disaster caused Mr. Lin, who was supposed to visit the elders of the family friend the next day, to postpone it by nearly half a decade.
When he finally plucked up the courage to go out to meet people, he learned that the elder who had very little kinship but held the first-class official weapon of the imperial court had left the city to inspect the border, so Tan Hualang simply took his sister Fan to Wudang Mountain to relax.