Princess Jing'an saw a fat pig that weighed more than three hundred catties rolled down from a luxury carriage, howled like a dead ancestor for eighteen generations, and then rolled to the carriage that His Royal Highness was not riding in. Poor Jiang Ni was helpless. He lifted the curtain and said timidly that the guy was not in this car.
The fat pig's angry howl only stopped for a while, and immediately pierced the eardrums again, and even crawled to the vicinity of the carriage behind, not minding his expensive brocade clothes getting muddy, and suddenly knelt down in the road with a plop, Immediately, two craters were pressed under his knees, his eyes were tearful, he didn't care about the snot and tears, he just pierced his heart.
If a woman acted so weirdly, Princess Pei could still accept it reluctantly, but this big lump of fat trembled and screamed ghostly, it was really creepy.
She was startled suddenly, her expression changed drastically, she remembered who this fat man was, it was the most vile and outrageous Lu Qiu'er in Beiliang, no matter male or female, as long as he fell into his hands, which one would be worse off than die? Concubine Pei subconsciously retreated and retreated, she didn't think it was funny anymore, she just felt cold all over her body. Li Jianshen took out his earwax and ignored it.
The main owner, Xu Fengnian, walked out of the carriage, jumped out of the carriage, and said calmly, "Fatty Chu, don't be so nonsense, a bit like a third-rank Qianniuwu general, okay?"
In terms of notoriety, Chu Lushan, who was far more famous than His Royal Highness, knelt down and couldn't get up, sobbing: "Lu Qiu'er has been muddleheaded this time, I really have no face to go back to Beiliang to see the general!"
Xu Fengnian patted Chu Lushan's bloated cheeks with the Xiudong scabbard, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be pitiful with me here, save some strength and go back to Xiangfan to commit crimes."
Chu Lushan, who was so obese that he could hardly see his eyes, opened a gap, swayed to his feet, and when he was still bent over and hadn't straightened his back, he said with a sinister smile, "Your Highness, don't worry, Rong Luqiu is in Qingzhou. If you stay for a few days, you have to benefit one side to be worthy of King Jingan!"
After saying this, facing His Royal Highness, there was another bright and harmless face like cow dung flowers in an instant, and he turned around in a circle, then carefully kneaded Xu Fengnian's arm, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's okay. Well, it's lucky that His Highness is fine, otherwise Lu Qiu'er will be to blame for his death."
Xu Feng said in a young voice: "Just playing around, don't delay serious business."
The fat man's hands were as long as his knees, and his earlobes were as big as a Buddha's. He said with a smile: "Lu Qiu'er can't do great things, but he is familiar with the small things that can't be seen on the stage."
Princess Pei looked at the two men with very different appearances talking over there. It seemed warm, but her palms were already sweating. Originally, the deeds about Beiliang were all hearsay, it was a tragic matter, and it was not true after all, but after arriving at the reeds, I realized that almost none of the things from Beiliang were normal. The prince of Beiliang who wields a sword, the maidservant in green who wields a spear, the old fairy in sheepskin and fur who wields a sword, a hundred guards and light cavalry, plus this fat pig in front of him!
Pei Nanwei was in the palace some time ago, and he heard that this man had killed several beautiful women from the noble family as soon as he arrived in Qingzhou. When one of them was sent back to the family alive, it was said that there was only one breast left! It was even rumored that a fair-skinned young lady was kidnapped into a carriage on the street, and within half a stick of incense, the disheveled body was thrown out of the carriage at the end of the road. stop.
Xu Fengnian said blankly: "You go back, there is nothing for you here for the time being."
Chu Lushan had a troubled expression on his face, and he acted like a little lady. Pei Nanwei, who was peeking over here, was disgusted and terrified.
Xu Fengnian smiled and patted the cheek of the third-rank military general, and joked, "I really don't know how your hundreds of catties of flesh grow."
Chu Lushan chuckled, and caught sight of Princess Jing'an from the corner of his eye, he probably recognized her identity, and naturally regarded her as His Royal Highness's forbidden plaything. gloomy. Princess Pei was almost heartbroken, and slipped into the carriage with limp hands and feet, not daring to watch anymore.
Chu Lushan said with a look of reluctance: "Your Highness, Lu Qiuer is coming back now?"
Xu Fengnian hummed lukewarmly, Chu Lushan hesitated for a moment, and said that His Highness is so thin that Lu Qiu'er can't wait to cut off the meat and give it to His Highness, then he turned around and sat back in the carriage, leading a group of brave personal guards of tigers, leopards and wolves leave.
During the period, he brushed shoulders with Daji Ning Emei, and underestimated: "It's useless, and it's Beiliang Siya who returned it? It's a ball!"
Although Ning Emei was very contemptuous of the style of the adopted son of the great general, she was very clear about public and private interests, and did not despise Chu Lushan's outstanding military exploits accumulated bit by bit in the Spring and Autumn National War. Hearing this cold and pitiful nagging Nagging, just a wry smile, without any rebuttal. Xu Fengnian didn't bother to worry about these trivial matters, he entered the carriage, which was a little crowded, and kicked out the poor young Kui whose two ends were close to his feet, and the even more pitiful Princess Pei shrank back, leaning against Jiang Ni who was already sitting in the corner, Don't forget to smile apologetically, Jiang Ni has never been hostile to good-looking women, and would be even happier if they were not the same as His Royal Highness, so she smiled politely right away.
Xu Fengnian said coldly: "Go to another carriage, Princess Pei, you will clean up the stains there, don't forget to fetch water yourself."
Pei Nanwei didn't care about this matter, but asked: "Aren't you afraid of retribution for being with people like Chu Lushan?"
Xu Fengnian sat close to the blue bird, without raising his head, he said: "Yuyouwei, go and ask Ning Emei to tell Chu Lushan that Princess Pei wants to talk about morality and righteousness with him all night long."
Princess Pei bit her lip, her eyes were mixed with hatred and fear, staring fixedly at Xu Fengnian's side face. Yu Youwei was the first to leave the carriage, Princess Pei was afraid that Yu Youwei would really go to someone to stop Na Luqiuer, so she quickly caught up with Yu Youwei, seeing that she didn't really intend to push herself into the fire pit, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief It's just that when she opened the curtain and saw bloodstains all over the carriage and the smell of blood coming out of her nostrils, she froze on the spot. Did she really want to listen to his order to do the work of a servant? Wu Meiniang in her arms, who was still stained with Xu Fengnian's blood, said softly: "There is always a first time in everything. It is good to be alive. Princess Jing'an, let's go, I will take you to the pool."
Xu Fengnian sat quietly all the time, holding Qingniao's hand gently.
In the night, on the other side of Chulu Mountain, like a hill, General Qianniuwu sat in the carriage with his eyes narrowed, holding a secret report that he had already received in his hand, densely packed with news from the Jing'an Palace, no matter how big or small Thick and thin, even the eldest son Zhao Xun secretly raised a canary who looked like Princess Jing'an was recorded in the book, but the specific address was missing.
Chu Lushan put down the secret report, crossed his hands and fingers on his abdomen.
No one would believe that this fat pig known for its brutal military career was once called Chu Bacha by Tingchao Ting Li Yishan. Yu Xiaofu is good at rhyming official rhymes, and he can rhyme with eight-pointed hands. Generally speaking, among literary scholars, those who are quick-witted and quick-witted can write poems in just a few steps, but this fat pig who loves human milk can cross his hands eight times to write poems, and he can do it well. This is said by Li Yishan Personally comment, of course there is no moisture.
Xu Fengnian didn't believe it at first, but later he had to believe it. He once asked Lu Qiu'er face to face why he didn't rely on this to win fame back then.
Who would have thought that in the Beiliang army, the number one man with both civil and military skills was Lu Qiu'er, who only had a bad reputation
Chu Lushan crossed his ten fingers lightly a few times, and each time he crossed, he reported a person's name.
There are Zhao Xun, the eldest son of King Jing'an, and several other sons. After the eight forks, none of them were missed, not even a few Qingzhou feudal officials who were very close to Jing'an's mansion.
Lu Qiu'er opened his eyes and smiled like a Maitreya, and said, "Did you guys clean your asses?"