Xu Fengnian was just about to go to the dumb Jianzhi to learn the so-called sword energy, but he heard a howl like a pig killing, with the mournful cry of his dead parents, Xu Fengnian turned around with a smile, and saw a big meat ball rolling and crawling Coming over, he quickly used Xiudong's scabbard to withstand the impact of the three hundred catty big meat ball, and the only one who dared to be so brazen and flattering in front of His Royal Highness was Chu Lushan, a fat and strange flower.
Seeing the dark-skinned Xu Fengnian, the fat man nicknamed Lu Qiu'er squatted at Shizi's feet with snot and tears, and Bai Fei held the Xiudong scabbard in both hands, crying uncontrollably.
Xu Fengnian likes to watch Lu Qiu'er's exaggeration the most, and he is happy every time he sees it. As for the authenticity, as long as Xu Ziwangqi does not fall for a day, it will be so true that it cannot be truer.
Xu Fengnian pulled out the scabbard, patted the majestic General Qianniulongwu on the cheek, "Get up and talk, from a general of the third rank, kneel down for me, and I have never heard of kneeling down for your parents, but I heard people say that you take the two elders when you are fine. How proper is it to vent your anger. By the way, Lu Qiuer, have you finished the tasks that Xu Xiao entrusted to you?"
Chu Lushan didn't care to wipe off the buckets of sweat from climbing Wudang, and stood up with difficulty, his fat body trembling. I really don't know how his maidservant and concubine could stand the squeeze of three hundred catties of flesh. The round fat ball smiled flatteringly: "It's done in sevens and eights, and the rest will be watched by someone, and there will be no loopholes. It just waits for His Highness to check. Lu Qiu'er's parents are two old and disrespectful things, so they gave birth to me and made me a child." It’s a good thing, why should I kneel down? His Royal Highness, who is wise and powerful, has monopolized the world with a lot of talent. Today, he has achieved great success in practicing swords, so he is both civil and military. He is willing to kneel and die for His Highness. Your Highness, on this mountain It's really not a place for people to stay. Lu Qiu'er dared to invite His Highness to return to the palace. Hey, Lu Qiu'er was out on business this time, and found a pair of lovely Bingdi lotus for His Highness on Jiangnan Road. Such a beautiful woman, Your Highness, it's time to pick it!"
Xu Fengnian had a gloomy face, "Bingdilian?"
For some reason, Chu Lushan, who had annoyed His Royal Highness, had a quick brain turn, and suddenly remembered the old servant who lacked front teeth. In Jianjiu, it seemed that Jianer was called Bing Dilian, and the fat man quickly slapped himself twice. His face was like braised pork, and he said regretfully, "Damn the little one!"
Xu Fengnian put his arms around Chu Lushan's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Look, the relationship between our two brothers is different, right? This son scares you, and you take it seriously? This is the time to slap your mouth."
Lu Qiu'er nodded vigorously, then slapped himself hard twice. The crackling sound was extremely loud, and it must have exhausted the energy of breastfeeding last night. Chu Lushan was notorious in Liangdi, and he had truly reached a level that is hard to write down. One of them was that as long as he heard that a beautiful woman gave birth to a child, he would snatch him into his house and nurse him. If the milk is good, the end will be fine. If you are full, you will be rewarded with silver taels; if it is not good, you will have your breasts cut off by him.
These wolves have always been dogs in Prince Liang's mansion. But this dog, who followed the Dazhu Kingdom to fight north and south, has also done the feat of blocking a full eleven swords on the battlefield with Xu Xiao on his back. Therefore, Xu Xiao made the queen promise that her adopted son Chu Lushan would commit eleven capital crimes and not die.
The other foster sons, each with their own factions, all cast aside Chu Lushan very much. For example, Yuan Zuozong never looked at this fat man, let alone Rentu Chen Zhibao simply said that he would light Lu Qiuer's body on a sky lantern in the future.
Xu Fengnian brought Chu Lushan to Xixiangchi, and it was immediately cool. Seeing the ball carefully squatting down and splashing some water on his face, Xu Fengnian asked with a smile, "I worked so hard to go up the mountain, but I don't just want to howl a few times in front of me. Sound?"
Chu Lushan raised his head and said with a smile: "Recently, there are some anecdotes. I am afraid that His Highness will be lonely on the mountain, so I want to tell His Highness to relieve fatigue."
Xu Fengnian said with interest: "It's still Lu Qiu'er who warms my heart, hurry up and listen."
Chu Lushan sat down on the rock, and said happily: "The first thing is that a young talented swordsman named Wu Liuding came out of the sword mound of the Wu family. There is no defeat, and he will soon reach the King of Yue Sword Pool. There must be a good show soon. This Wu's swordsmanship is very good. He walked from north to south with a single sword. Although he has not yet fought against a first-rank master, he died from his sword Among the good players, six or seven have been known for decades for tough tricks, but Lu Qiuer thought that no matter how powerful his sword is, compared to His Highness's knife, it is nothing but embroidery needles."
Xu Fengnian smiled noncommittally, and his eyes signaled Lu Qiu'er to continue.
Lu Qiu'er wiped the drops of water that were warmed by his body temperature when he came out of the pool, and continued: "The next two things are related to the second princess. Twenty years ago, the second princess was in Shangyin Academy. The invigilator gave a score to a five-character quatrain by a former Western Shu scholar, and the four-character comment was unsightly. The scholar was not convinced, so he asked all the poets in the world who could catch his eye. Your Highness, do you know the second county? What did the lord say? The second princess’s comments almost annoyed all the famous writers in the dynasty! She commented on Song Qimen’s poems as sluggish, full of obscenity in the boudoir, and prostitutes. Comments on the scholar Yuan Jiang , Shen Haitang, Zhang Jiao and his ilk are skillful but weak in spirit, seeking fame and reputation. The overall talent and interest are not high, and they are far from being called masters of poetry. Comments on the short chapters and small orders of Yan Zhidao, a master of poetry in Shangyin Academy, are purely for the sounds of nature and cannot be seen Personal effort. Even Su Huang, the teacher of the second princess, never escaped a catastrophe. He was judged to be a master of affection, but less truthful. For example, a beautiful woman from a poor family, although extremely beautiful and plump, lacks a rich and dignified manner! The last one who is proud of her talent The scholar was dumbfounded, and had no more arrogance, so he had to ask in a low voice what Li Fujian, the first poet in the dynasty, would do. He never thought that the second princess would still comment on poems that could only be called sentences that could not be read, not words, and could not be sung .As for Li Fujian, the rest of the idlers, etc., can't even read."
Chu Lushan was out of breath and in high spirits when he spoke. Strange to say, Xu Zhihu hated Lu Qiu'er for the two daughters of Dazhu Kingdom, and wished to beat him to death. On the contrary, Xu Weixiong, who had an excellent reputation, didn't have much dislike for this fat man, and he never asked about his younger brother Xu Fengnian's affair with Chu Lushan.
Xu Fengnian laughed and said: "This is great, all the scholars in the world are going crazy."
Lu Qiu'er hehe said: "Your Highness is wise, as soon as this comment comes out of the school, the world will be full of curses. On this trip, I will cut off a guy who dared to write an article accusing the second princess of arrogance. Fingers crossed."
Xu Fengnian skipped this part intentionally or unintentionally, and asked, "The last one?"
Chu Lushan showed a fierce look: "A young man who didn't know where came out ran to Shangyin Academy to play chess with the second princess, saying that he wanted to learn from the ancients and play a game of ten games."
Xu Fengnian was surprised and said, "Did my second sister pay attention?"
Chu Lushan, who was full of murderous intent, sighed, and said helplessly: "The second princess agreed, ten rounds in ten games, five wins and five losses."
Xu Fengnian asked with a smile: "I guess it's still the twelve chessboards, not the nineteen chessboards created by my second sister?"
Chu Lushan nodded.
Xu Fengnian said clearly: "This means that no matter how good the chess player is, he is not qualified to compete with my sister on the nineteenth way."
Chu Lushan, who was in the shape of Maitreya, withdrew his murderous intentions, and immediately became complacent.
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "After being bluffed by you, I remembered one thing. My second sister doesn't like me practicing swords. I have to flatter my ass when I go down the mountain."
Lu Qiu'er squinted his eyes and seemed to be very happy.
Xu Fengnian got up and said: "I still need to practice the knife. When you go down the mountain, go to the vegetable garden and pick two cucumbers to taste. You fat man loves all kinds of meat. Only by eating some vegetarian food occasionally can you live a long life."
Chu Lushan got up quickly, with a look of gratitude.
Xu Fengnian took off his clothes, put the Xiudong knife on the bank, and plunged into the deep pool with a fish leap.
Chu Lushan picked two cucumbers, one in each hand, no more, no less. After walking for a stick of incense, after meeting with the guards, he slowly descended the mountain. When he went up the mountain, he took the main road entered by the Xuanwu Dangxing Archway. The road, the mountains are like bamboo shoots, and the rivers are like mountains. Chu Lushan remained silent, biting into his belly even the ass of a cucumber. The commander of the guards was a murderous and strong military general. He had a good relationship with the master and servant of the adopted son of Dazhu Kingdom. Yaxing is even interested in cucumbers. Without further ado, Chu Lushan slapped him and fell out. He was so powerful and ruthless that he knocked out several teeth of the general, but the man swallowed blood and teeth, and knelt down on the ground, trembling.
Lu Qiu'er, who was ridiculed by His Royal Highness and even slapped his face with a smile, was expressionless. He walked on the mountain road without looking at the terrified commander. He just looked back at the towering Lotus Peak and said softly: " I really don't fit in the mountains."