Xu Shizi threw a few handfuls of bait, tired of seeing the koi churning, clapped his hands and stood up. Originally, Jiang Ni had prepared a brocade with warm water to wipe his hands, but Xu Fengnian did not pick it up. It is difficult to be frugal, but there is also a transition from frugality to extravagance.
He left Tide Tide Pavilion alone, and finally he turned around and reminded:
"Sister Jiang Ni, don't try to sneak into the building and try to steal a martial arts secret book. You know, any servants in the pavilion are not something you can deal with with a magic talisman in your sleeve. These old guys It’s not as good as my pity for fragrance and jade. For girls, it would be great to grind with red sleeves and add fragrance by hand. Let’s go, don’t stare at me, the first time I saw you, I knew that sister Jiang Ni’s eyes are pretty.”
After teasing the maids, Xu Fengnian walked towards the stables that belonged to him and his second sister alone. When he saw the maidservants of Shui Ling along the way, he would not forget to put his arms around her waist, touch her little hands, and if she was more beautiful, she would of course not forget to rub their heavy breasts. , Calling sister and sister and then frivolously saying "Yo, there are a few taels of meat here, don't get tired from walking", which caused a series of shy laughter like silver bells.
Xu Fengnian came to a stable that was even more magnificent than ordinary wealthy families. For the time being, there was only a lonely maroon lame horse inside.
Lao Huang, a servant who has been a groom for the palace for many years, is chatting with the horse. Seeing His Royal Highness, who has been dependent on each other for three years, grinning habitually and showing the funny scene without two front teeth, Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes and said in surprise: "Old man Huang, where's your box, why don't you carry it?"
Lao Huang was probably from Shu, and he couldn't get rid of his Xishu accent, which was very unpopular in the dynasty.
And the little Xishu with a total of less than 60,000 soldiers, could not escape the fate of being destroyed by the King of Beiliang just like the Western Chu Dynasty, but Lao Huang was much cuter than Jiang Ni, and he kept his own place very well.
These three years of bleak and desolate travel of thousands of miles, if Lao Huang hadn't been able to fish, climb trees, steal chickens and dogs, and taught Xu Fengnian how to weave straw sandals, his son would have starved to death long ago.
The old servant was carrying a bag wrapped in rags, only containing a long red sandalwood box, and he refused to let Xu Fengnian open it to see the mystery inside.
At first Xu Fengnian thought it was the famous Xuanji box used to hold magical weapons, and thought that his father would send a peerless expert to accompany him, but when he met the bandit for the first time, he saw that this old servant was even more sneaky than him After becoming more like a bereaved dog, my heart is completely chilled.
Every time Lao Huang flicked open the box, the old groom would just shake his head and giggle, Xu Fengnian could only curse and not want your wife to take off her clothes for me to see.
One time in Qinghe County, when Xu Fengnian took advantage of Lao Huang to take a shit, he couldn't bear curiosity, and secretly researched it, but couldn't figure it out. He only felt that the box was cold and piercing just by holding it. A resentment is more pitiful than the girl in Huanghua who was molested by him on Lingzhou Street.
I don’t know if he suffered retribution afterwards. Xu Fengnian contracted a cold the next day. It was Lao Huang who boiled medicine and boiled water to steal sweet potatoes for roasting. Huang's bony skeleton made him panic, and of course, there was still some unspoken gratitude.
After that, Xu Fengnian never had the idea of a box thief. It's just that it's inevitable that I will lightly think that I will know the little secrets in a certain year, a certain month and a certain day. Of course, it's an innocuous little secret. It's a joke for an old groom to have a big secret.
To this day, Xu Fengnian still freshly remembers that after he escaped from the pursuit of grass bandits, he asked the old servant, "Old Huang, are you a master?"
Lao Huang nodded with the "shame" that is only touching on the face of a beautiful girl.
Xu Fengnian asked again: "The tall one?"
Lao Huang seemed to be more shy, he turned his head slightly, and nodded again.
Xu Fengnian thought about the tragic scene of being chased and beaten by a group of wooden spears and knives just now, resisted the thought of beating someone, and asked again: "How tall is it?"
Lao Huang blinked his eyes, seemed to be thinking, and then stretched out his hand for a while to make a gesture. It seemed to be about the same height as His Royal Highness, and then he lowered his height. So Xu Fengnian, who was lucky, was completely desperate.
Therefore, Xu Fengnian has every reason to have grievances against Dazhu State. Apart from forgetting to arrange for masters to serve as followers, not only did he not tell him the simple truth that one should not carry bibi when traveling in the rivers and lakes, but also encouraged Xu Fengnian to say, "My son, when you go out, the most important thing is to work hard. Just to save your life, here, put on this black kui armor that is invulnerable to fire and water, and also wear this glove made of silk thread spit out by ice silkworms vomiting blood. Here are three or four books similar to "Shangqing Ziyang" taught by Wudang Take all the peerless cheats of "Spells", good stuff, if you throw any one into the rivers and lakes, it will cause a bloodbath, if you take the time to practice, maybe you will be a master tomorrow, look, dad really loves you You, put all the bank notes, the few jade pendants around your waist are worth hundreds of taels of gold, if you have no money, you can find a pawnshop to sell them, and it will not be a problem to eat and drink hot food."
At the beginning, Xu Fengnian thought it was really good. This kind of travel is a smooth journey. Don’t worry about spending money like water. You can hook up with beauties with different charms from different places, meet famous heroes, and call the famous heroes in the martial arts world. Just think about it.
But it was only later that his mother realized that he was simply a big fat sheep at the mercy of others. Whoever saw whoever loved it, whoever saw whoever jumped at it, you bastard ass, and in the end, the only use of those cheats was to tear them down for later use. Wipe the shit.
There is only half of the "Swallowing Gold Treasure", which looks like a heavenly book when viewed horizontally, vertically or obliquely. It finally came in handy. On the way home, he met a white fox face who was more beautiful than any Lingzhou oiran. He knew the goods and agreed to accept it. The second half of "Swallowing Gold and Treasures" escorted him back to Lingzhou.
In those six months, Xu Fengnian finally met a real master who had no evil intentions, and tried every means to please him, but Bai Huer ignored him with a face, and even walked a long distance deliberately, unless he encountered an unsightly block. Robbers, otherwise no nonsense.
Xu Fengnian walked into the stable, took a handful of horse grass for the lame horse, and sighed softly: "Red Rabbit, Red Rabbit, if the second sister sees a bloody BMW being tortured into such a virtue, it's hard to guarantee that she won't give it to me." Eat chestnuts."
In the past three years, one eagle, one horse, and an old servant who is fortunately not so old and dim-sighted, that's all he has.
Xu Fengnian fed the horse for a while, and thought of the news from the mansion's spies that Bai Huerian was still staying in the city, he prepared to leave the palace to have some fun that he hadn't seen for a long time.
This guy would stab him from time to time when he was down and down, "If you are a son of a family, I will be a bitch", Xu Fengnian has no reason not to show off.
In the past, I only thought it was only right and proper to rely on my father's Xu Zi Dawang Qihu and fake tiger's prestige, but now I still think so, it's just a little more cherished, after all, after more than two years of miserable life, I only know the daily necessities of this world Not cheap.
Lao Huang developed a tacit understanding with His Royal Highness, and seemed to know that he was going out to spend time and wine, so he rubbed his hands and made a drinking gesture.
Xu Fengnian laughed knowingly: "Don't worry, I won't forget to treat you to the best and most expensive Huadiao, let's go!"
As soon as Xu Fengnian and the old horseman walked out of the stable, they saw the old Taoist priest who said he was a god and everyone believed in it. Don't guess, this old liar must be begging himself to persuade his brother to go to Longhu Mountain to learn art.
Twelve years ago, it was Xu Fengnian who let the dog bite this old man. Since his mother believed in Buddhism, His Royal Highness, who doesn't believe in destiny, still respects monks, but when he sees a fortune teller on the street, he will definitely mess up. This Longhushan veteran is also considered bad luck.
The slovenly old Taoist priest who was covered in lice passed the first test, and almost lost his grip on the boy. The encounter was very unpleasant at the beginning, but the ending was sloppy.
Xu Fengnian, the child, left without forgetting to teach the ancestors of Longhushan earnestly and earnestly: "Old man, if you want to cheat people and money, you have to give up your money to get a decent set of clothes. Those Taoist celestial masters in this fairy tale novel are all A belch in the yellow crown Taoist robe will immediately transform into a master's costume on the immortal platform, so you don't want to learn? Next time you come to the palace like this, I will let the dog bite you!"
It seems that the old Taoist surnamed Zhao has learned how to behave. He really changed into a brand-new and decent Taoist robe, with a soaring yellow crown on his head, and added an ancient peach wood sword. , This makes the old Taoist priests who usually face the rigid faces that have not changed for decades on the mountain very useful.
Xu Fengnian put his arms around the old man's shoulders, and said softly and treacherously:
"Old-nosed, it's a good thing for my younger brother to go to Longhu Mountain, but you Longhushan and my father have formed such a great relationship, so you don't show it? Otherwise, my brother going to Wudang Mountain to learn art is not the same as learning art Why do you take a long way to go to your place where the birds don't shit? The scenery of Wudang Mountain is very good, and I can still visit it every now and then."
The old Taoist looked perplexed, looked around and saw no one, then quietly touched into his bosom, took out an old and yellowed ancient book, and said reluctantly: "This "Sword of Riding the Dragon"..."
I never thought that Xu Fengnian would turn his back on the spot, didn't even look at the sword manual, raised his finger to listen to Chao Ting's direction, and said with contempt: "Straight mother thief, Zhao Niubi, you are really out of the way, if you want cheats, no matter it is practicing Internal strength is still used as a weapon, I need to go somewhere else? You don’t think it’s embarrassing.”
He is also an old man who has lived for 60 or 70 years, Lao Huang has good eyesight and understanding, and he smiled with His Royal Highness.
Only then did the old Taoist remember that there was a Tide Tide Pavilion called "Arsenal" in the palace, suddenly, with a face of embarrassment, he withdrew his hand and said embarrassingly: "Then what should I do?"
Xu Fengnian lowered his voice and said, "Are there any handsome young Taoist nuns in Longhu Mountain? It doesn't matter if you are older, but don't exceed thirty-five. No matter how old you are, you will be old. No matter how well maintained, there must be no milfs." Taste style."
The old man let out an "ah" in surprise.
Xu Fengnian raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's the matter, are you still not happy?"
The old Taoist seemed to be fighting between heaven and man, but it was only a few blinks of an eye, so he whispered: "Yes, there are, but they are all the disciples and grandchildren of my brothers and sisters. I have always been poor in accepting apprentices, so that the disciples of my line Very few. But, since the son wants to study Taoism, of course Pindao would not mind recommending one or two female disciples of the younger generation."
Xu Fengnian patted the old Taoist on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up, "Go up."
The old Taoist began to recite the "Three and Five Capitals Gonglu" to atone for his sins, thinking in his heart, "Don't blame the ancestor, the poor Taoist is all for the thousand-year plan of Longhushan."
Immediately, Longhushan respected one of the three great celestial masters and said anxiously: "When you have to choose auspiciousness for accepting apprentices, if you don't get up and rush to Longhushan today, you will miss it. This is not right for the little prince."
Xu Fengnian frowned and said, "Soon?"
Zhao Tianshi, who was in a hurry, nodded heavily and said, "Right away!"
Xu Fengnian, who wanted to take his younger brother to hunt once in a while, took a deep breath, and told Lao Huang to wait on the street outside the mansion first, and took the old man with a strong nose who looked like a celestial master to find his beloved younger brother Xu Longxiang, and left the stable for a hundred years. Stepping forward, the old Taoist turned his head intentionally or unintentionally to look at the old groom who was standing beside the stable with a silly smile, and his dignified steps finally became a little lighter.
When Xu Fengnian came to his younger brother's courtyard, he was annoyed and amused to find that the boy was squatting on the ground looking at ants again. He walked over and patted his head, and said bluntly: "Don't look, there are bigger ants in Longhu Mountain, go there and look at them." , learn art and go down the mountain early, and bring a bag of wild hawthorn for brother, do you hear me?"
The little prince is so stupid, the idiot stood up, nodded heavily, and smiled again, of course drooling again.
The old Taoist was dumbfounded, this day's big and difficult task was solved so easily? That day, the Da Zhu Kingdom who once turned the whole Jianghu upside down with one hand, but tried his best to convince this apprentice.
Xu Fengnian laughed and cursed while wiping his saliva:
"Stupid Huang Man. Here, see, this will be your master from now on. When you arrive at Longhu Mountain, you can beat anyone. Just don't beat this old man. If anyone dares to bully you and call you a fool, you will die If you can't fight, let Master write a letter, and brother will take our Beiliang iron cavalry to attack two thousand miles to kill Longhu Mountain, and go to his mother's Taoism orthodoxy! Remember, don't be bullied! In this world, there are only our brothers You and your two older sisters are bullying others!"
Xu Longxiang probably half-understood and nodded.
The old Taoist was terrified when he heard it.
When Xu Fengnian came out, Xu Longxiang did not resist at all, and the palace did not procrastinate. The adopted son Qi Dangguo led the way, escorted by forty elite cavalry, and there were several capable men and strangers raised by the Beiliang Palace secretly watching, plus a dragon Hushan Celestial Master, no one would dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head.
Before parting, the eldest son Xu Fengnian stood in front of his younger brother and said softly: "Silly Huangman, I won't be able to wipe your drool for you in the future. But I promise you that I will continue to help you find the most beautiful woman in the world to be your wife. If you are willing, you will also be tied into the bridal chamber."
The young man who was blessed by God with the power of a dragon and an elephant is stupid and closed-minded, but it does not mean that he has no feelings. On the contrary, in a certain aspect, he is extremely strong, such as treating the second person in the world who will wipe his saliva for him after his mother. Brother's heavy dependence.
When Xu Fengnian was fourteen years old, Xu Fengnian made a catastrophe. Da Zhuguo, who never beat or scolded his children, almost took out an iron whip and threw it on his most beloved son. No one dared to persuade and no one dared to stop him. Huang Man defended his brother with all his might, not giving an inch.
Xu Fengnian's eyes turned red, and he turned his head and said to the old Taoist one by one: "Zhao Niubi, I said, don't let anyone bully Huang Man. Although I, Xu Fengnian, am an unscrupulous dude with no power to restrain a chicken, what will happen? Should understand."
The old Taoist smiled sarcastically, and nodded with a wry smile.
The team gradually traveled far away, and neither Xu Fengnian nor his father Xu Xiao saw him off all the way out of the city.
Xu Fengnian found Lao Huang who was standing beside the jade lion, and said with a light smile, "I'm not in the mood to drink today, later?"
The old servant had a simple and bright smile, and his old face looked like a large reed bush that could only be seen in the wilderness when he traveled far away. It might not be charming or magnificent, but it had its own feelings. Like a jar of old wine that has been dusty for many, many years.