In a secluded courtyard, the sword servant Cuihua, who likes to close his eyes when he is not pickling sauerkraut, stands under the eaves to "appreciate" the snow, and the green-clothed swordsman Wu Liuding squats on the steps waiting for the bastard to return from the sword competition. Changed into clean clothes, the ranger pushed the door open and walked in. After entering, he patted the snow on his shoulders. Wu Liuding asked which pot he didn't open and which pot he picked up, and asked, "It's too warm, and you lost again?"
Wen Hua, the wooden sword with an extra saber at his waist, stared and said: "What are you talking about, six tanks, you are just a bitch, if you don't have emerald flowers or sauerkraut, see if I don't cut you to death."
The contemporary sword crown of the Wu family who had no objection to this said with a smile: "Hey, where did you pick up the sword? It looks unambiguous. Give me a look."
Wen Hua said carelessly: "My sword is my little daughter-in-law, you can touch it casually?"
The corners of Cuihua's mouth curled up, and Wu Liuding, who was already cynical, said, "Then you brought a new wife back this time, so you're not afraid that the old one will be jealous?"
Wen Hua slapped the wooden sword, "Nonsense, I always like the new and never tire of the old, no, I like the old and not the new. This new sword is very famous, I'm afraid you will be scared to death if I say it. But the sword is a good sword. Compared with my wooden sword, which has been dependent on each other for more than ten years, it is still far behind."
After all, Wen Busheng lived up to expectations, and still failed to win the next sword competition, but this time, compared with the previous three defeats, it was finally a draw. Afterwards, Tangxi Sword Immortal also presented the ancient sword Baxiu, and that buddy was unambiguous, Without further ado, he took it and hung it on his waist. The capital is used to this guy's indecent manner of digging out his crotch before the sword competition, and he was even more immoral when he competed with Qi Jiajie. Qi Jiajie, who had been the number one swordsman in the capital for many years, was about to fight back when Wen couldn't bear it, and started yelling to admit defeat and refuse to fight. Then he didn't say a fart, didn't say anything polite, and ran away without a trace. Even Qi Jiajie himself couldn't laugh or cry, he was shocked by the two swords and broke out in a cold sweat. He worked so hard to carry the two swords with outstanding momentum and sword intent, and then saw that kid roll away without saying hello, and the common people watching the battle laughed Crowded and booed to death.
Wu Liuding glanced at Lu Baijie's Ba Xiu sword, and said with a smile: "Tens of thousands of wooden swords can't be exchanged for a sword made from Tangxi Sword Furnace. If it falls into your hands, it's really unkind, poor Ba Xiu, wink at the blind."
Wen Hua was in a good mood today, not as knowledgeable as the six tanks, trotted to the eaves to hide from the snow, shook his sleeves, then turned to look at the female sword attendant who was clearly not blind but pretended to be blind, and asked, "Cuihua, what are you doing?" If you don't give your Brother Wen a bowl of sauerkraut noodles, you are too fussy. When I become famous in the future, even if you beg me to eat your sauerkraut noodles and sauerkraut fish, it depends on my mood. "
Normally she didn't open her eyes, but when Lu Weidang opened her eyes, she learned from Li Chungang's two-sleeved green snake. Wen Hua squatted next to Wu Liuding, and whispered: "Liu Chuan, I only tell you the truth when you are half a friend. Cuihua looks so-so, far inferior to Miss Li, whom I like, but Cuihua has a good temper, and you don't get tired of eating crooked sauerkraut, anyway, you have nothing to do in your life, if you make a pair with her, you will take advantage of the sky."
Wu Liuding said with a smile: "You are allowed to be Wenbusheng, and I am not allowed to be successful?"
Wen Hua never shy away from hurting people's hearts with words, saying: "You can't do it, you are far worse than Cuihua. I, Wen Hua, look at people and swords, and I am extremely accurate."
Wu Liuding laughed angrily, "How about we compete?"
Wen Hua was furious like a wild cat, "Yo, with Cuihua backing you up, you're full of courage, just compare. But let me tell you in advance, I won you easily with one move, don't turn your back on me and make me move out of the yard, and you'll be fine." Don’t mention to me that you will pay back the money you paid for the clothes right away. Also, you have to let me live in your big house. I, Wenhua, am now a great swordsman with a reputation throughout the capital, and I have to keep up with my basic necessities... "
Wu Liuding lost his temper after being tormented by Wen Hua's nagging, and Xiao He's sharp-edged desire to win quickly dissipated, and he said helplessly: "Competition is a fart, no comparison. If you win, you will be so warm." , I have no benefit at all, if I lose, I will really fall into the latrine."
Wen Hua laughed loudly, and slapped Jianzhong Jianguan on the shoulder hard, "Don't be afraid, it's okay, don't be ashamed!"
Wu Liuding was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy, and kept silent to appreciate the heavy snow that kept falling in the courtyard.
Wen Hua suddenly thought of something, took off the wooden sword, bent down to carve a word meticulously on the snow, then turned his head and asked, "Six tanks, do you know me?"
A word of blessing on the snow.
Wu Liuding rolled his eyes.
Wen Hua smiled to himself and said: "Back when my brother and I were roaming the rivers and lakes, we stole sweet potatoes and roasted them for a big meal, and then we defecated comfortably in the wilderness. Wrote such a word. Do you know what he said?"
Wu Liuding smiled lightly and said, "There is also a saying for the word "Fu?"
Wen Hua said with contempt on his face: "The word "Fu" means clothes, plus a field. What does it mean, do you understand? No worries about food and clothing are great blessings! The meaning here is so big, you six tanks naturally don't understand Yes. My brother, among other things, has a lot of crooked intestines. He is more handsome than me for no reason. Playing chess with people in the alleys, or writing family letters for them, the handwriting is so beautiful, it’s not that I’m boasting, every time we shit and pee, it’s the kid who knows Fengshui who points to a treasured place in Fengshui to explain it Trouser belt, you said that I walked the rivers and lakes like him, although I am a little poor, but am I arrogant?"
Wu Liuding saw the heavy snow falling to cover up the blessing, and swung his sword at the ranger beside him, as if a sword broke the vitality connecting the heaven and the earth, and smiled softly: "In these days, apart from hearing you brag about how good your sword skills are, And hearing you say about this boy called Xiaonian, my ears are calloused."
Wen Hua broke the ground and said seriously: "Six cylinders, two things, you remember, you are not allowed to touch my wooden sword, and you are not allowed to speak ill of my brother. When I say good things about him, you can listen to him, no Cover your ears if you want to hear."
Wu Liuding smiled warmly and said: "I love to listen, you say it."
Cuihua brought a bowl of sauerkraut noodles full of chewiness, Wen Hua took back the wooden sword, took the bowl and chopsticks, finished a bowl with a few mouthfuls, and returned it to the sword waiter, licking his face and smiling: "One more bowl, another bowl, Cuihua, it’s a pity that you don’t want to be a cook because of your craftsmanship. You practice swords. In the future, you will open a small restaurant with Liuguan. Go to cheer you on, the business is guaranteed to be booming, you two are just waiting to hide under the covers at night and count your money.”
Wu Liuding caressed his forehead, he really wanted to kick this bastard to death, he only ate his sauerkraut noodles, and he still wanted to encourage Cuihua not to practice swords, so as not to hide his limelight. On the contrary, Cuihua smiled lightly, turned around and went to cook noodles for Wen Hua.
Looking at the gradually disappearing blessing character in the heavy snow, Wen Hua wiped his mouth, and said with emotion: "I promised the old man Huang who taught me how to practice swords to kill someone for me, and then I will stop messing with him, and be with Li Girl lives, she said that when I become the most famous swordsman in the world, she will marry me. I think, I have fought with Cuihua Qi Jiajie and Bai Changjiang, so this will become the most famous sword in the capital It's not too difficult after a few years of hard work, and I went out of the capital to find six, seven, eighty or ninety kendo masters and famous swordsmen. After a round of sword competitions, I will have the face to propose marriage to her. Apart from my little A brother like Nian doesn't have many friends, so if you want to, you can come to drink wedding wine, and you don't want to let him down, anyway, I don't care about your gift money."
Wu Liuding nodded, and calmly said: "I once threw a boat on the river and intercepted a young man. Later, I almost ran into him in Xiangfan City. Unfortunately, his name is also Xu Fengnian, and he is from Beiliang. His Royal Highness."
Wen Hua laughed and said, "Heir of Beiliang? Then my youth can't be compared. My brother, that is, the son of an ordinary wealthy family, went out to study and got as miserable as me."
Wu Liuding narrowed his eyes and smiled, "What if it's the same person?"
Wen Hua waved his hand and said without hesitation: "Impossible!"
Pausing for a while, Mujian Youxia laughed and said, "So what, he's not my brother anymore?"
Wen Hua's crotch felt a little melancholy, he stretched out his hand to dig it out, and sighed: "If it's true, I won't be able to show my erotic pictures."
The alley outside the small courtyard is covered with deep snow, and it will creak when you step on it.
A carriage with ordinary decorations stopped, and a corner of the curtain was raised, and an old man and a beautiful woman known as both sensual and sensual were sitting there.
The woman on the rouge list smiled and said, "Let him kill Xu Fengnian?"
It was the old man, the yellow old man, who nodded calmly.
The stunning beauty hung a sachet with a white jade lion rolling a hydrangea ball around her waist, and sighed softly after getting the answer.
The old man's surname is Huang, his first name is Longshi, and he calls himself Huang Sanjia.
He said with a blank expression: "I met Wen Hua, try my best to be virtuous and virtuous, and you will cook the dinner yourself. When he saw you off, he inadvertently said that your enemy is in Beiliang, but the specifics are Who, don't say it first, so as not to be self-defeating and ruin my layout."
The white jade lion who won the championship with a famous prostitute in the world smiled and said: "Then, what should I do with the son of Beiliang?"
Huang Sanjia smiled and said: "I will arrange for you to meet him at the right time and place. When the time comes, even if Xu Fengnian doesn't want your innocent body, you can't have it anymore."
Li Baishi restrained his smile, and said flatly: "My life is given by you, my mentor, so why not be so innocent."
The old man sat cross-legged and said: "Wenhua doesn't value righteousness, only love. But the word love in the world can be divided into private love between men and women and brotherly love. I want to see, this kid is reluctant to fight, he is expected to succeed The land fairy's sword, he gave up his beloved woman in exchange for a brotherhood formed in just one year."
After she got out of the car, she gathered the snow-white fox fur on her body, and said silently: "Poor."
The word "Fu" in the courtyard has disappeared.