That night, Chen Tanliang had a nightmare.
He dreamed that he was in a splendid palace with no one around him. At this moment, a man in a yellow dragon robe approached slowly, it was Chu Jingyuan.
Chu Jingyuan wore a cumbersome hat on his head. He waved his wide sleeves, picked up a writing brush, and said:
"Chen Aiqing, I send you a line of writing."
Then, he wrote on the rice paper like a dragon and a phoenix.
I saw the words written in a vague and forceful way: It is good to have a young handsome at home, more like a baby than Guoguo...
Chen Tanliang took two steps back in shock, Chu Jingyuan had already stretched out his hand to grab his arm, and stared at him closely with a pair of eagle-like sharp eyes.
"Chen Tanliang, why do you force me to drink Guoguo's AD calcium milk?"
After he finished speaking, the echo was still ringing, and Chen Tanliang's mind was full of echoes of AD calcium milk, AD calcium milk, AD calcium milk...
Chen Tanliang suddenly opened his eyes, pushed the quilt off his body and sat up. Panting, he looked down at his phone—it was only three-thirty in the morning.
Chen Tanliang closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
He blamed Chu Jingyuan for his nightmare.
If Chu Jingyuan hadn't always provoked him these two days, how could he have had nightmares and dreamed of Chu Jingyuan? !
There is also that crooked poem with no connotation, saying that it is an apology, and it is obviously intended to anger him again on purpose.
Chen Tanliang was completely awake, without any sleepiness at all. He sat in the dark for a while, thinking that Chu Jingyuan was sleeping so soundly across from him, but he himself was furious because this guy couldn't sleep well.
No, you can't let Chu Jingyuan sleep so soundly!
Chen Tanliang got off the bed, walked out quietly, came to Jing Yuan's closed door, and he turned it quietly - Jing Yuan didn't lock the door, he opened the door soundlessly.
Sure enough, Jing Yuan's room was also completely silent, and there was the sound of gentle breathing.
I slept so soundly. Chen Tanliang narrowed his eyes.
The next second, Jing Yuan, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt a shock in the side of his head, as if there was an earthquake, and he opened his eyes.
"What the hell-"
Jing Yuan climbed up, and only then did he see Chen Tanliang standing beside his bedside, slowly retracting his feet—it was Chen Tanliang who kicked his bedside hard just now.
"Chen Tanliang, you are going crazy!" Jing Yuan said angrily.
Chen Tanliang snorted coldly, "It deserves it, you let me have nightmares, and you don't want to sleep yourself."
After saying this, Chen Tanliang left aggressively.
Jing Yuan sat on the bed with his hair in a daze for a while, and there was still a strand of startled hair on the top of his head.
He began to doubt life, how did he get so mixed up that anyone dared to enter his room and kick him awake in the middle of the night
Jing Yuan thought that he was woken up by Chen Tanliang, and he must not let him go, so he got up and went to Chen Tanliang's room, unexpectedly, Chen Tanliang locked the door.
Jingyuan: ...
The dog man.
Chen Tanliang watched the doorknob move and then there was no sound, and finally he felt better. In his imagination, Jing Yuan wanted to come to take revenge, but found that he locked the door. In the middle of the night, Jing Yuan didn't dare to make a big noise, so he must be very angry.
Unexpectedly, not long before the door was quiet, there was a rustling sound near the door lock, and then—the door opened.
Chen Tanliang and Chu Jingyuan, who was still holding the wire in his hand, looked at each other in blank dismay.
"...you, an emperor, where did you learn to pick locks?" Chen Tanliang murmured.
"You forgot what I do in this life." Jing Yuan threw the wire in Chen Tanliang's room.
... Also, having said that, Chu Jingyuan's status has slipped from the emperor to the black boss on the border of country M, and he still accepts it well. Does this mean that Chu Jingyuan is a hooligan in the first place
Jing Yuan was actually a little angry at first, but when he thought about teasing others first, being retaliated was nothing.
"You woke me up, we're at peace this time."
Hearing Jing Yuan's words, Chen Tanliang looked at him coldly.
"Does it mean that I have nightmares, or that you make me angry with poetry, or that you laugh at me for not being able to cook?"
"It's all level!" Jing Yuan waved his hand, looking very domineering and refreshing.
Seeing his movement exactly like in the dream, Chen Tanliang's face turned dark, "Whenever I see you, I remember my nightmare."
"What did you dream about me?" Jing Yuan asked curiously.
Chen Tanliang didn't want to say it at first, but it seemed that if he didn't say it, Jing Yuan would never give up.
He would never say that he dreamed about Jing Yuan writing poems that appealed to him, so he said briefly, "I dreamed that you were wearing a yellow dragon robe and talking to me, and dreaming of you was itself a nightmare."
"You look uneducated." Jing Yuan said contemptuously, "In my world, dragon robes are all black."
... Well, although they both speak the same language, the world setting is still different. The emperors in Chen Tanliang's world and in the history of the present world all wore yellow dragon robes.
Could it be that the emperor of a certain world wears a pink dragon robe? Maybe it was too late, Chen Tanliang's thoughts diverged. He has already figured out that Chu Jingyuan is wearing a pink dragon robe, and then the dragon on the robe has turned into a HELLO KTV cat...
Chen Tanliang broke away from his imagination with aversion, he felt that he might be affected by Guoguo's pink room.
"What bad things are you thinking about us?" Jing Yuan looked at him with a strange expression.
Chen Tanliang cleared his throat, and now he remembered Chu Jingyuan's ugly face during the day, and felt that he could not forgive him so easily.
"Let's talk about that poem." Chen Tanliang said blankly, "Are you showing the highest level of culture of the royal children?"
"... 10% of skill." Jing Yuan said calmly.
"Are you really out of your mind, or are you trying to annoy me?" Chu Jingyuan's expression was so well managed that Chen Tanliang couldn't see his true inner thoughts.
"I'm really emotional, and I express my feelings." Jing Yuan said with a straight face, "Although there is no depth, don't you think it's cute? I think for the sake of cuteness, you shouldn't stop So angry."
I love you big head ghost! !
"Get lost!" Chen Tanliang pushed Jing Yuan out.
He wanted to lock the door, but found that the lock had been broken by Jing Yuan.
Jing Yuan leaned against the door frame, idly watching Chen Tanliang fiddle with the door lock with his eyes wide open.
"Have a drink and I won't bother you."
Chen Tanliang felt that life was hopeless, Jing Yuan was annoying beyond imagination, he didn't expect that revenge would make him fall into an even more annoying situation.
Chen Tanliang struggled for a long time and found that he couldn't fix it well, so he had no choice but to stand up and follow Jing Yuan to the kitchen.
Jing Yuan opened the refrigerator and reached out to get a beer, but was held down by Chen Tanliang.
"Until Sunday, you can't drink." Chen Tanliang said calmly.
Jiang Shining stipulated that his sons should not drink too much alcohol, and could only drink once a week. In fact, this line is in charge of Qiao Huaize and Jing Yuan, Chen Tanliang himself has no alcohol addiction, and Jing Xuan's addiction is tea.
Therefore, if Jing Yuan bothered him, he would not let Jing Yuan drink and hurt each other.
"Then what to drink?" Jing Yuan frowned.
Then, he watched Chen Tanliang take out Guoguo's AD calcium milk.
After he took out two, there was a lonely bottle of milk left in the refrigerator. For some reason, Chen Tanliang suddenly felt a pang of conscience.
The two sat side by side in the dark sofa, holding a small bottle of AD calcium milk in their hands, silently sucking on the straw.
"I said, you are too stingy." Jing Yuan said while drinking, "You can fight when you are angry, but you are too motherly to ignore others when you are angry? Do you do this when you are angry with others?"
"..." The corners of Chen Tanliang's eyes twitched, and he said coldly, "You are the only one who keeps making me angry."
"Then why did you reconcile with me?" Jing Yuan leaned on the sofa and asked lazily.
"No need!" Chen Tanliang said, "I will beat you in cooking!"
Then, he left aggressively with AD calcium milk.
Jingyuan: ...
What kind of development is this
The next morning, when everyone was having dinner together again, Guoguo frantically opened the refrigerator and was dumbfounded.
When Jiang Shining went downstairs, Guoguo jumped on him.
"Mom, there is a zombie in the refrigerator, kill it quickly!" Guoguo complained, hugging Jiang Shining's thigh.
Jiang Shining was taken aback by her, subconsciously she was about to pull a gun from her waist. She touched the air with her hand before her consciousness caught up with her body's reaction. She couldn't laugh or cry, and hugged Guoguo.
"Guoguo, there are no zombies in this world."
"Yes, there is!" Guoguo said loudly, "There must be a vegetarian zombie hiding in our house, it stole and drank up a lot of my AD calcium milk!"
Hearing Guoguo's words, Chen Tanliang and Chu Jingyuan in their seats immediately lowered their heads to eat seriously.
"You said... your AD calcium milk was stolen by zombies?" Jiang Shining repeated.
Guoguo nodded seriously, Jiang Shining put her down, took her by the hand and came to the dining table.
Guoguo went to the special seat for children to do the work by herself, while Jiang Shining pulled away the chair in the main seat and sat down.
Her gaze swept to Qiao Huaize, Chen Tanliang, Jing Yuan and Jing Xuan.
Finally, it stopped on Jing Yuan's body.
"Jing Yuan—" she said.
Chu Jingyuan put down the bowl, he had a bitter face.
"Mom, you can't just call me whenever you have something to do? Why do you suspect everything has something to do with me?"
"Then does this matter have anything to do with you?" Jiang Shining asked.
"..."
Straight to the soul. The corners of Jing Yuan's mouth twitched, his Adam's apple slid up and down, and finally he showed a weak smile.
Then, he decisively pointed at Chen Tanliang.
"It's him!" Jing Yuan complained, "He is the one who makes me drink AD calcium milk every time!"
Chen Tanliang put down his chopsticks, raised his eyes, and said calmly, "Where's the evidence?"
Hey, Chen Tanliang is a dog man.
Jing Yuan snorted coldly, and he took out his mobile phone.
"When I went to steal milk from the refrigerator last night, I secretly filmed the whole process!"
Chen Tanliang: ...
Just a bottle of milk, what about it
The author has something to say: Jing Yuan: I was so used to being blamed that I had to use technology to protect myself