Yuan Yuan finished the last big question, the get out of class bell rang, and all the exam rooms instantly resounded with a wailing resonance, and that voice shot into the sky with ancient resentment and unwilling pain.
"God—"
After handing in the papers, Lin Zibo was the first to shout, "Damn it! My computer is about to be sealed again!!"
"It's over—why is it so hard—"
"My God—"
Yuan Yuan said: "Are you finished? Is the answer to the last question 80?"
Lin Zibo said angrily: "It's done, but I made three big mistakes! It's 80."
"I got all the multiple-choice questions wrong!" the math class representative yelled.
Yuan Yuan comforted: "I also made a lot of mistakes in multiple-choice questions, and in the end I got two wrong questions."
A few people left, and most of them stayed in the exam room, screaming and screaming. The classroom seemed to be dancing wildly. After correcting the answer for a while, the situational dialogue turned into a game of "who is more wrong".
"My last three big questions are all wrong!" Lin Zibo exclaimed.
Yuan Yuan thought that the ghost would believe you. The answer was 80. You were the same as mine, but he said, "I also got a lot of fill-in-the-blank questions wrong, and there are two more big questions. I am more wrong than you."
"I was more wrong than you!" Lin Zibo screamed.
"I'm wrong the most!" Ye Min, the math class representative, yelled.
After a round of competition, everyone was ready to go home. A girl asked Tan Ruikang, "Kangkang, how did you do in the test?"
Tan Ruikang was a little stunned and said, "I've done it all, there should be one hundred and fourteen, why are you so wrong? Xiaoyuan, you are wrong in the last two big questions? How could it be? I saw the exercises you bought. In the book, you clearly got the second question right."
Distant: "… "
Everyone: "… "
Tan Ruikang did not understand the psychology of these students at all, nor did he understand that under such circumstances, the traditional modesty and virtue of the Chinese nation must be carried forward.
"I'm screwed!" Yuan Yuan's mind turned fast: "I thought it was solved with another formula, hey, did you answer 80 for the last question?"
Tan Ruikang thought for a while and said, "I'm 42."
Lin Zibo said regretfully, "Then you are wrong. I asked the teacher yesterday, and the solution is exactly the same."
Tan Ruikang couldn't believe it, but without arguing with Lin Zibo, he nodded, packed his things and prepared to go home with Yuan Yuan.
"One hundred and forty minutes." Someone said to Tan Ruikang when they went downstairs.
Tan Ruikang smiled humbly, Yuan Yuan was completely speechless, there was no need to study for exams late, the sun was setting, and the entrance of No. 3 Middle School in autumn was full of brilliant afterglow. When he walked to the school gate, Qi Huiyu came over on a bicycle and said with a smile, "Wife!"
Yuan Yuan said: "Don't overdo it!"
Qi Huiyu patted the crossbar, deliberately provoked in front of Tan Ruikang, and said, "Let's go to dinner, there are two subjects left tomorrow, come to my house to play, I'll show you something good, and buy you a birthday present by the way."
He smiled vaguely at Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan hesitated, but Tan Ruikang said angrily, "Don't go!"
Distant: "… "
This is too direct, Yuan Yuan said, "Let's talk after the test."
"Wait for you." Qi Huiyu said, whistling away.
Zhao Guogang didn't go home again, Yuan Yuan had become accustomed to it and said, "Do you remember the math answer? Let's get the answer right."
Tan Ruikang said: "No need, I have confidence."
The corners of Yuan Yuan's mouth twitched, and he said, "I want to see how I am doing in the test, can I?"
Tan Ruikang said: "Don't be right, it will affect the test status tomorrow."
Yuan Yuan was completely convinced, but Tan Ruikang said, "I'll cook for you when I turned over the list and ordered takeout."
Yuan Yuan said: "I don't have any vegetables, so what to cook?"
Before Tan Ruikang's shoes were changed, he went downstairs to buy groceries again. There was a large supermarket across from the community. He had to go back to his room and call Qi Huiyu.
On the phone:
Yuan Yuan: "What movie to watch?"
Qi Huiyu: "Hey, porn, have you seen it? Come here now, my parents are not at home..."
Yuan Yuan: "I've seen it before - I used to find out the magazines and discs that my dad bought in Hong Kong..."
Qi Huiyu: "No way! When did you watch it?"
Yuan Yuan rolled over and lay down, saying lazily, "In the sixth grade of elementary school, my dad probably found out that I touched his things, and they were all gone. I don't know where he hid... The girl inside..."
Qi Huiyu: "Yes, yes! Wow, Japanese women..."
Qi Huiyu swallowed his saliva on the phone and described some structures once. Yuan Yuan's face blushed when he heard it, Qi Huiyu said, "Have you started Q?" (hardened)
Distant: "… "
The two talked for a long time, not feeling much in the distance, but in the process of Qi Huiyu's vivid description of actions, wiping and licking, he couldn't help but get hard. He put his hand into his sweatpants and played with himself. that thing.
"Xiaoyuan." Tan Ruikang pushed open the door and came in.
Yuan Yuan's sweatpants were so high that he immediately bent his knees, pulled the quilt to block it, and said loudly, "Why! Why don't you knock on the door when you come in!"
"What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?" Tan Ruikang asked strangely.
Qi Huiyu's voice said, "Your dad is back?"
Yuan Yuan said: "My brother." He looked at Tan Ruikang impatiently, and Tan Ruikang asked, "Do you want the fish fried or steamed?"
"Whatever." Yuan Yuan replied angrily, Tan Ruikang went out, Yuan Yuan turned around, and was so frightened that he didn't find Tan Ruikang back.
After chatting for a while, the two hung up the phone and went to take a shower in the distance. When they came out, Tan Ruikang prepared a table of dishes, opened a bottle of beer, and said, "It's time to eat."
Yuan Yuan rubbed his hair and sat down, the white muscles of a teenager appeared under his pajamas, and the dishes on the table were all oily. Tan Ruikang followed the habit of his hometown in cooking, heavy oil and spicy food, and he lost his appetite at first sight. Zhao Guogang usually cooks lightly at home, trying to keep the original flavor of the dishes, mainly steaming and stewing soup.
Yuan Yuan went to open the rice cooker and found that it was full of rice soaked in water.
Tan Ruikang: "Oops, I forgot to plug in!"
Yuan Yuan said, "Let's have some food first."
Tan Ruikang was very embarrassed, but Yuan Yuan didn't care much. Knowing that something must go wrong with this guy, Tan Ruikang poured wine for Yuan Yuan nervously, served him vegetables, and said, "Uncle is very busy every day, we haven't been at the dinner table for a long time. time to eat."
Yuan Yuan took a sip of beer, and the taste was not what he liked. He liked to drink red wine, but he didn't express his enthusiasm for Tan Ruikang, and said casually, "How long has it been?"
If you think about it carefully, it's actually the same. Zhao Guogang hasn't gone home to cook once in the past two months. He will go out with his classmates on Saturdays and Sundays, and if he stays at home, he will order takeout.
Since Tan Ruikang had a meal last time when he first came, he hadn't had such a formal meal for half a semester.
Tan Ruikang said, "Xiaoyuan, let me tell you something, don't get too close to that guy named Qi Huiyu."
Distant: "… "
Tan Ruikang said: "He is unsteady and frivolous. My brother is afraid that he will lead you crooked."
Looking at Tan Ruikang's serious appearance, Yuan Yuan wanted to say something to block him, but he was speechless for a while.
"I see." Yuan Yuan said sincerely.
Tan Ruikang said: "Don't do those disgusting things with him, and keep yourself clean..."
Yuan Yuan roared in his heart, and finally couldn't help saying: "Okay, I know!"
Tan Ruikang was stunned, Yuan Yuan sighed and said, "Let's eat."
If it was Zhao Guogang who said so, Yuan Yuan must have threw his chopsticks and left immediately, but towards Tan Ruikang, Yuan Yuan still maintained a minimum of courtesy. Maybe he didn't regard him as his relative from the beginning, just a relative, and relatives wanted him. Let him say whatever he wants.
"Are you angry?" Tan Ruikang said.
Yuan Yuan said: "It's not what you think, I can't tell you."
Tan Ruikang said: "How can you do that kind of thing in a big crowd? Not to mention there are two men. Xiaoyuan, shouldn't you..." When talking about this, Tan Ruikang's expression became very strange, as if disgusting and unbelievable. With a little sadness.
"What should I do?!" Yuan Yuan screamed, he couldn't communicate with Tan Ruikang at all.
Tan Ruikang said: "Don't do this again in the future. I will tell the teacher on Monday and help you change your seat."
Distant: "… "
"I've been at the same table with him for three years." Yuan Yuan said, "This is just a joke! It's not what you think! Don't get nervous, please! Go tell the female ghost and spread it out right away. , then everything will be reported by you!"
"And Qi Huiyu has a girlfriend!" Yuan Yuan said angrily: "You are not used to the things we usually play, so you think of being gay. I tell you, this is normal!"
"You haven't seen us play Truth or Dare when we sing K, and Zhang Zhen kissed the monitor next door!"
Tan Ruikang was shocked, and the chopsticks fell on the table with a clatter.
Distant: "… "
A moment ago, he was still angry, and the next second, he was amused by Tan Ruikang's action, making him laugh wildly, as if he was watching a cartoon. The act of dropping his chopsticks was so dramatic that he immediately laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, lying on the dining table straight. smoke.
"You... what are you laughing at?" Tan Ruikang said, "really?"
Yuan Yuan was no longer angry, and said helplessly: "Eating and eating, don't talk too much, you'll know later, it's just a joke, it's not as disgusting as you think."
Tan Ruikang said, "I don't think he looks at you in the right way. He even calls you your wife. Can you yell like that?"
"Zhang Zhen also said that I was his concubine!" Yuan Yuan said, "Why didn't you tell him?"
Tan Ruikang was speechless and said, "He has a girlfriend, I think he's just joking. It may be that my brother is too sensitive. I'm sorry, hey."
Eason Chan's "Unparalleled in the World" was playing on the stereo in the living room. The lyrics echoed childhood nostalgia. The two drank a little wine, and they talked more and more. I'll scramble an egg for you."
"No, it tastes good." Yuan Yuan smiled and said, "It's delicious."
Tan Ruikang said, "You eat less, and I know you can't eat it. Hey, I will learn more from my uncle in the future, so let's eat as we go."
Yuan Yuan thought to himself that this guy looked dirty, but in fact he knew it very well, and said casually, "It's really delicious, my dad's cooking is too bland, and it's good to change it up occasionally."
Tan Ruikang said, "I've caused trouble for you all here, and you're not happy either."
"Where are you talking?" Yuan Yuan suddenly felt that he was pitiful, and hurriedly comforted: "You are my brother, and relatives are a lifetime thing, how can you say that."
Tan Ruikang shook his head, thinking that this topic was too heavy, but it was impossible not to talk about it, so he had to pretend to be sincere and said, "I'm just like this, my dad always says I'm temperamental. No, don't worry about it."
Tan Ruikang said: "Xiaoyuan, I want to make you happy, but I always go with you..."
Yuan Yuan said: "Where, I'm very happy like this now, really, I haven't eaten like this for a long time..."
Yuan Yuan suddenly felt that he was hypocritical, are you happy now? He didn't feel happy at all. The dishes made by Tan Ruikang were not to his taste. He never drank beer. .
Whose fault is it? Yuan Yuan believes that it is definitely not his fault, and of course, it is not Tan Ruikang's fault either.
Fortunately, the doorbell rescued him, otherwise Yuan would be mad.
Zhao Guogang just came back.
Tan Ruikang: "Uncle."
Zhao Guogang was a little surprised and said, "Yo, two brothers are eating? Ruikang made it?"
Tan Ruikang smiled and said, "Eat together."
Zhao Guogang looked at Tan Ruikang's red eyes, looked at Yuan Yuan again, nodded, changed his jacket and sat down, Yuan Yuan hung up his jacket, and said, "You've been drinking again, eat less greasy food."
"Drink a little more, it's fine." Zhao Guogang said, "It's been a long time since I ate the food from your mother's hometown."
The switch of the rice cooker jumped up. Zhao Guogang was eating at the table with the two children. After he came back, the atmosphere became harmonious. Yuan Yuan quickly went back to his room to play games after having a quick meal. He handed over the mess to his dad to clean up. Heavy topic.