Shi Jiaojiao actually wanted to be nice to her little enemy, and she was really just teasing him by saying those words.
But she lowered her head and looked at Zhao Pingci, who looked like he was being "forced into prostitution" and still forcing a smile on his face. This kind of thing really made her unable to control the little devil in her heart a hundred times.
The maid just closed the door. The emperor had just left and the smell of ambergris had not dissipated in the room. Shi Jiaojiao smiled like a monster, reached out and pinched Zhao Pingci's face, and lingered on his face with her fingers in a particularly ambiguous manner.
Zhao Pingci had goosebumps all over his body, wishing he could kick Shi Jiaojiao away, but he had no choice but to look up like a dog begging for mercy, smiling stiffly, and let Shi Jiaojiao's fingers wreak havoc on his face.
So slippery.
Shi Jiaojiao thought inwardly. For a grown man, he must have applied powder. His skin is really good...
"Okay." Shi Jiaojiao's fingers fell on Zhao Pingci's bun, "It's all up to you, so what do you want to do with it?"
Zhao Pingci was not so angry that he lost his mind. When he heard Shi Jiaojiao's words, he immediately knelt straight and said, "Empress, as we all know, Sanqian is only responsible for arranging and pruning the flowers and plants in each palace. Those brats have never been responsible for carrying sedans and escorting them." If something goes wrong in your work, you will naturally be guilty, but I think it’s not..."
When Zhao Pingci talked about this, the embarrassment on his face was completely gone, and his whole figure was like a sword hiding its edge. When he said this, he paused at the right time and deliberately looked towards the eunuch Yu Xin standing in the corner of the room.
Shi Jiaojiao followed his gaze and looked at Yu Xin. Yu Xin knelt down with a pop and took a few steps to apologize.
Shi Jiaojiao raised her hand to stop him from speaking. She turned her eyes to Zhao Pingci and looked at him strangely, thinking that this little enemy in this world turned out to be sinister.
These few words not only completely excused the gang of waiters at Sanqiansuo, but also revealed the culprit who wanted to deceive them. At the same time, they even slapped the other party with the label of "impure motives". .
This is not just as simple as climbing along the pole. He climbed up along the pole, pulled out the pole, and even beat up the drowned dog.
Zhao Pingci lowered his head and knelt respectfully.
Shi Jiaojiao laughed, a laugh that made her laugh out loud, very joyful. Not only did Zhao Pingci feel a little hairy when she laughed, but Yu Xin also broke out in cold sweat.
There are so many thoughts, this is going to scare the trypophobia to death.
How could Shi Jiaojiao be willing to let her little enemy's plan come to nothing? After all, didn’t he lower his head and hug his legs just now, allowing him to touch his face
Don't touch it in vain.
Shi Jiaojiao folded her wide sleeves, looked at Zhao Pingci and said, "In this way, you can take those little servants from Sanqian Institute back and you can decide how to deal with them."
Shi Jiaojiao watched Zhao Pingci's back relax a little, obviously breathing a sigh of relief.
After a pause, he added, "As for Yu Xin..."
Shi Jiaojiao looked at Yu Xin, who was kneeling tremblingly on the ground, raised his hand and said softly, "You did something wrong after all. You are fined three months' monthly payment, and you have time to set up a table of wine and apologize to others. "
Shi Jiaojiao paused and then said, "We will all be a family from now on."
The reason why she did not deal with Yu Xin was because the Yu Xin written in her book was absolutely loyal to Concubine Jiao.
Everyone knew that he was Concubine Jiao's lackey. In the end, when Concubine Jiao was in trouble, he was by her side to serve her. A good dog is easy to buy, but a loyal servant is hard to find.
At this moment, both of them looked at Shi Jiaojiao in astonishment. Zhao Pingci never expected that Shi Jiaojiao would provoke Yu Xin. He just took advantage of the opportunity to divorce Yu Xin casually, but no one in the palace knew that if Concubine Jiao had this eternal intention, The master of the palace, Yu Xin, is the subordinate of this Yongyi Palace.
Even though the punishment seemed painless, it was completely beyond Zhao Pingci's expectation.
But what surprised Yu Xin was the sentence after Shi Jiaojiao, "a family."
Concubine Jiao was able to get to this position in the palace not just because of her good looks. She was always cautious and thoughtful, something Yu Xin felt ashamed of. She had helped the queen manage the harem for so long, and she had always been the one to take the credit. It was guaranteed that something would go wrong. It's the queen.
Although everyone knew many things, she could justifiably throw the blame on the Queen's head.
Of course, the tricks she exposed were just "little cleverness" that she wanted to show the emperor.
But Yu Xin didn't understand that he had a very thorough understanding of the interpersonal relationships in the palace. Concubine Jiao had never even met Zhao Pingci before, so he dared to use such means to trick Zhao Pingci. How could they become a family after just one meeting? !
Shi Jiaojiao said to Zhao Pingci, "Have you not had dinner yet?"
She turned to the maid and said, "Go to the kitchen and bring some food." She stretched out her hand and helped Zhao Pingci stand up.
"Go back after eating."
Shi Jiaojiao wrote that she knew that the dining room would not prepare food for the eunuchs and maids at this time, because there was a plot where Concubine Jiao always deliberately made things difficult for her after she learned that the emperor liked his aunt Cui Mei.
Instructing the palace maids to knock over her food, she was very hungry after keeping watch all night, so she went to the dining room to steal something to eat. She happened to meet the emperor by chance, and a very bloody plot unfolded.
Don't ask why the emperor was in the imperial kitchen in the middle of the night. If you ask, you just wrote it blindly.
Shi Jiaojiao pulled Zhao Pingci, who was stiff again and didn't know how to react, to sit down at the table. Yu Xin's eyes almost popped out, but after taking one look, he didn't dare to look again, and sent the maid out very considerately. He also exited silently.
As he walked out, he was still roaring in his heart - the master was bewitched by the enchantress! The country will not be a country!
"Mother, I don't dare!" Zhao Pingci was really panicked when he realized that Shi Jiaojiao wanted him to eat supper at her usual table.
Concubine Jiao is really crazy!
Seeing that he was about to kneel up again, Shi Jiaojiao suddenly lowered her voice and said, "Kneel down, and I will have those little brats you love so much beaten to death with sticks."
Zhao Pingci's slightly bent knees were stuck, his fingers were clenched tightly, and his joints were green and white. Shi Jiaojiao pulled him to sit down again and reached out to grab Zhao Pingci's hand.
Zhao Pingci's subconscious reaction was to throw it away. Shi Jiaojiao clicked his tongue, grabbed his hand again, manually opened his hand, and smoothed his knuckles.
"I don't have anything to eat at night. It's so uncomfortable to be hungry all night." Shi Jiaojiao held his hand and held on, looking up at him with a smile. "Even the emperor praised the food I made in the small kitchen here. Why don't you try it? .”
There was no one in the room, only the two of them were left. Shi Jiaojiao no longer called him her wife, and her attitude was as close as that of an old couple.
Zhao Pingci was so stiff that he was about to turn to stone. If Shi Jiaojiao was as condescending as before, he could force himself to cater to her. After all, their status was here. Even if he was unwilling to do so, he really annoyed this woman. , it would be too easy to kill him.
But Shi Jiaojiao's attitude made Zhao Pingci extremely confused.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't do anything too extreme, she just looked at him with a smile. The room was brightly lit with candles, and the two of them sat across from each other without speaking. For some reason, there was a warm atmosphere permeating the room.
Shi Jiaojiao's wide sleeves fell down, just covering the hands of two people, a concubine and a eunuch. This completely unruly intimacy was secretive and exciting.
Zhao Pingci's thoughts and speculations about whether Shi Jiaojiao had any conspiracy were all wiped out by the slight movements of Shi Jiaojiao's thumb.
What on earth is she going to do? What is she doing? Could it be that you really have a crush on him
If you didn't try to please me today, but used such crude excuses to excuse you, and secretly had sex with a lowly eunuch in the house, did you let a dog take out your brain
Zhao Pingci still didn't believe it, so he felt that Shi Jiaojiao had a conspiracy.
He waited for her to say something, but she said nothing and just stared at him.
Is there any flowers on his face
Zhao Pingci stared blankly at the dark pattern on Shi Jiaojiao's broad sleeves. It was a peacock. Logically speaking, her position as a concubine could not have a peacock pattern. If the emperor did not intend to promote her to a noble concubine, she would be really favored.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't know what he was thinking. She only knew that her heart was particularly calm and clear at this moment.
She liked her little friend, but she never told her little friend. Even if her little friend asked, she never really answered well.
In the past it was because she was unsure, but now she is sure.
At the end of the last world, her little friend was covered in blood and lying under her body, and the system collapsed. When she returned to the real world, she felt the kind of anxiety she had only felt when her father was sick and hospitalized.
In so many worlds, the little enemy used extremely strong methods to paint bright colors on her originally dull nerves.
She was very used to his presence, used to waiting for him to appear, and didn't want to miss him.
The system collapsed. Shi Jiaojiao was satisfied to see him like this again, even more satisfied than when she was at her peak.
The two of them sat like this, with their knees touching their knees. The room was so quiet that they could even hear each other's breathing clearly.
Zhao Pingci's brain was clogged, and he really couldn't figure out what kind of evil wind Jiao Fei was having.
He raised his head to look at her, and was shocked by the extremely gentle expression on her face and the overwhelming emotion in her eyes. He fell into it for a moment and forgot to look away.
The two people's eyes were intertwined. Shi Jiaojiao slowly came closer, looking at Zhao Pingci's silly expression, the corners of his mouth curled deeper.
This look, and the scheming look just now, are really two extremes of being charming, naive and dark.
But Shi Jiaojiao likes them all and thinks they are quite cute.
The changes in his world do not magnify the advantages as in the previous worlds. It seems to be because the character is a eunuch, and his changes are also in the direction of "silent". His appearance is good, but it is not eye-catching.
Only by looking at it carefully can we see that his features are the same as in the previous worlds, just like the paintings on her drawing paper. Every stroke is drawn from Shi Jiaojiao's favorite angle.
Shi Jiaojiao was even wondering whether her little enemy would become conscious because she painted him so miserable in every world, or because she had painted him day after day.
As she stepped forward slightly, the distance between the two became closer and closer. Zhao Pingci was still trapped in the web of her sight, unable to struggle out.
When they were close enough to hear each other's breathing, Zhao Pingci was still staring, unaware that Shi Jiaojiao was going to do something bad.
Until Shi Jiaojiao's warm breath sprayed on his face, her lips seemed to be absent, and even touched the corners of his lips, he seemed to be confused and didn't move at all.
But he was still alive. At this time, the maid's voice came from outside the door, "Mother, the meal is ready."
The sound was like thunder. Zhao Pingci came to his senses instantly and pushed Shi Jiaojiao on the shoulder.
He pushed her so hard that she and the stool fell backwards, falling on all fours in a very inelegant manner.
"Plop!" With a sound, the maid who had been guarding outside opened the door without caring about anything.
Shi Jiaojiao was lying on her back on the ground, two hairpins on her head were knocked crookedly, and her delicate elbows hit the ground. The pain made Shi Jiaojiao gasp and moan in pain.
A group of people rushed in from outside the door. Shi Jiaojiao rubbed her elbows and stood up with the hands of the maid. She saw that Zhao Pingci was pressed with two arms, his face was pressed to the ground, and his The two young eunuchs seemed to be using a lot of force, and his arms were almost stretched to the limit.
Shi Jiaojiao immediately shouted, "What are you doing! Let go!"
With that said, he threw away the maids around him, walked to Zhao Pingci and helped him up.
"Leave the food box, get out of here." Shi Jiaojiao's face was gloomy, and his voice was not very high, but the maids who heard it couldn't help but tremble.
Everyone left like a tide again. Shi Jiaojiao stood and looked at Zhao Pingci who lowered his head, and laughed for a while.
"Why are you reacting so hard?" Shi Jiaojiao opened her arm and showed him the red spot.
"Look at the knock here... it hurts so much." Shi Jiaojiao's voice sounded aggrieved and coquettish. Zhao Pingci didn't know what expression to make on his face. He looked up at Shi Jiaojiao in surprise, with mixed emotions that were difficult to distinguish.
He thought he was dead just now. Concubine Jiao was famous for her arrogance, and most of her subordinates were sent to the Labor Bureau for poor service. That push he gave...
He looked at Shi Jiaojiao, even more shocked than when he found out that Shi Jiaojiao wanted to kiss him.
Shi Jiaojiao took his hand again and pulled him to sit on the edge of the table. Then she took out the scented handkerchief from her arms and whispered, "Don't move..."
In order to prevent him from pushing her again, Shi Jiaojiao said something, then took a handkerchief and slowly wiped the dust on his face that had just been rubbed on the ground.
"Don't be nervous, what can I do to you? Why don't you just give me a kiss..."
Shi Jiaojiao wiped him a few times, opened the food box on the table, and took out the food at the right temperature.
It's bird's nest and some desserts.
Shi Jiaojiao laid the bowl for Zhao Pingci with her own hands and put the spoon into his hand, "Eat quickly, you have been running out for a day, you must be hungry."
Zhao Pingci had a spoon stuffed in his hand, but his heart skipped a beat because of Shi Jiaojiao's words.
How did she know she had been out all day
Sure enough, everything today was planned by her!
First he captured his people, and then forced him, and now saying this is a hint!
Concubine Jiao was telling him that she already knew about the close relationship between him and the prince.
Zhao Pingci was a little confused before, but now because of these words, she is completely convinced that Concubine Jiao definitely intends to get close to the prince.
Zhao Pingci didn't say anything. He had to report this matter to the prince first. He squeezed the spoon in his hand tightly. Even though he had no appetite at this moment, he couldn't just throw it away and leave.
Zhao Pingci scooped up a spoonful of bird's nest and brought it to her mouth while Shi Jiaojiao was looking at her with penetrating eyes.
Shi Jiaojiao just opened her mouth with him. Zhao Pingci slowly brought the bird's nest to her mouth. The bird's nest was at the right temperature and melted in her mouth, sweet and smooth.
This is the best blood swallow. How could servants like them usually eat this kind of thing.
Zhao Pingci had indeed been out all day, because he was too stimulated tonight and had no appetite, but as soon as he took his mouth, the bird's nest seemed to slide inward along his throat...
His taste buds were so satisfying that he didn't even care about Shi Jiaojiao's eyes, picked up the bowl and took another sip.
"Does it taste good?" Shi Jiaojiao blinked, "I'll finish this in two sips. I'll ask them to get you another bowl..."
As he stood up, he was still as graceful and calm as usual, with pearls and emeralds dangling on his head. He walked up to the door with his skirt in hand, opened the door, stretched out his neck and said to the outside, "Go and get two more bowls of bird's nests." Come."
After saying that, she closed the door and turned around to see Zhao Pingci holding a bowl and staring at her dumbfounded.
The concubines were all selected through three rounds of screenings. The emphasis was on being dignified and generous, with standard standards for walking, sitting and lying. In order to avoid offending the emperor, those who were too bold were dismissed halfway...
When Shi Jiaojiao turned her head and saw Zhao Pingci's gaze, she also realized that she might be a little too out of character. She immediately put down her skirt, stretched out her hand to hold the hairpin on her head, cleared her throat, and walked over slowly.
"Seeing you eating makes me a little hungry," Shi Jiaojiao sat next to Zhao Pingci and pushed his arm, "It will taste fishy when it gets cold."
Zhao Pingci couldn't describe his feelings in words today. What Shi Jiaojiao did today completely overturned Concubine Jiao's image to the outside world, and also completely overturned his impression in Zhao Pingci's heart since childhood.
Zhao Pingci was really at a loss for what to eat next. He repeatedly speculated about the purpose of Shi Jiaojiao's actions and when she would speak out.
Soon the bird's nest was served again, and Shi Jiaojiao gave Zhao Pingci another bowl, holding a bowl herself, sitting opposite him and drinking slowly.
For a moment, there were only the sounds of chewing and swallowing in the room, and the sound of the spoon gently touching the wall of the bowl. Shi Jiaojiao picked up a piece of pastry and handed it to Zhao Pingci, "Try this, I ate one piece. It's not very sweet, it's very sweet." Crispy.”
Zhao Pingci had already finished two bowls of bird's nest in a hurry. He was trying to find an excuse to leave. Shi Jiaojiao's pastry hit his mouth. He reached out to take it, but Shi Jiaojiao dodged it.
"Open your mouth." Shi Jiaojiao said with a smile.
Zhao Pingci moved his lips and said disrespectful words, but in the end he didn't say anything. He just opened his mouth slightly and let Shi Jiaojiao feed the snack into his mouth.
This forced little wife's look really poked at Shi Jiaojiao's cuteness. Shi Jiaojiao couldn't help but tease him again. She scratched his lips with her index finger and said, "It's stained with food..."
Zhao Pingci held the pastry in her mouth and reached out to touch the corner of her mouth. Shi Jiaojiao brought the finger that had rubbed against his lips to her mouth...
He also took a sip, the kind that made a sound.
"Ahem, cough, cough..." Zhao Pingci choked, and the pastry spurted out. It was too late to turn around, and the pastry covered in saliva directly hit Shi Jiaojiao's forehead.
Zhao Pingci's face and neck were red, half from coughing and half from embarrassment. He stood up holding the table and wanted to apologize, but Shi Jiaojiao quickly held his arm.
"It's okay, it's okay," Shi Jiaojiao said, "Don't keep kneeling back and forth while coughing. Take a drink of water..."
Zhao Pingci took a sip of water and reluctantly suppressed his itchy throat. Shi Jiaojiao handed him a handkerchief. He quickly took it and wiped his mouth.
Shi Jiaojiao: "..."
Shi Jiaojiao stared at him, while Zhao Pingci stood a little helpless and innocent. After Shi Jiaojiao pointed at her forehead, Zhao Pingci realized that Shi Jiaojiao gave him the handkerchief to ask him to wipe her forehead.
Zhao Pingci quickly wiped the water stains and pastry residue on Shi Jiaojiao's head with a handkerchief, but after wiping it twice, he remembered that this was the one he had just wiped on his mouth. He paused and his face turned red.
Shi Jiaojiao saw that his fingertips were red, and there was some tacit understanding in so many worlds. She guessed the reason for his slow movements and said, "Wipe it, I don't dislike you."
Zhao Pingci suddenly remembered that before Concubine Jiao entered the palace, when she was still the eldest lady of Shangshu Mansion, they had the only and very short conversation.
At that time, Zhao Pingci was in great danger because of the eldest lady's words, and the minister had decided to send him and the eldest lady to the palace.
He usually never sees the eldest lady in the outer courtyard. He deliberately blocked the road that day, just to beg her and ask her to explain that there was no personal relationship between them.
It was clear that the eldest lady was just trying to protect that dude, and that one word could save his life, but what did she say at that time
"What are you doing here? Do you have any intentions? Don't think that you can take advantage of me just because I said that to my father." Her expression at that time was full of contempt, and Zhao Pingci still remembers it clearly to this day.
"Go away, if you dare to talk nonsense to daddy, huh..." After she said that, she left without even hearing a word from Zhao Pingci, and she kept away from him, as if she was hiding from a piece of shit.
That kind of disgust at that time could make people feel ashamed and angry even without saying it, but now, she actually said that she didn't dislike him
Zhao Pingci's expression suddenly darkened. From the moment he entered the room, he was blinded by Concubine Jiao's various weird behaviors.
How could he forget what kind of person she was? How could he forget who gave him the gift of being in this situation? !
Seeing the change in Zhao Pingci's face, Shi Jiaojiao didn't know which of her words had hit his lungs. Just as she was about to speak, Zhao Pingci suddenly took a step back, bowed and handed over her hands, "If you don't have any instructions, I will leave now."
Is it a dog? If you say you have a sour face, then you have a sour face.
However, seeing Zhao Pingci's cold expression for some reason, Shi Jiaojiao did not try to keep him here anymore. Time flowed at different speeds in the real world and in dreams, and the days to come were long. It was only one day, so it was better not to scare him too much.
So Shi Jiaojiao nodded, pointing to the snacks on the table, "Take some back, you're not full."
How could Zhao Pingci be in the mood to eat? He just wanted to hold the box and put it on Shi Jiaojiao's head.
But he didn't dare to disobey Shi Jiaojiao's words, so he could only nod aggrievedly.
"Here comes someone," Shi Jiaojiao shouted to the door, and soon someone opened the door and came in.
"Bring over all the servants of Sanqian who were arrested." After Shi Jiaojiao finished speaking, he packed the pastries on the table with his own hands, closed the food box, and handed it to Zhao Pingci.
Zhao Pingci gritted his teeth and reached out to take it, but Shi Jiaojiao did not let go, but said with a smile, "I listened to you and let go, you can't just leave like this, can you?"
Zhao Pingci's face was covered with frost, and she sneered in her heart. After struggling all night, she finally wanted to say what her purpose was.
He stood and waited with his head slightly lowered. Originally, this matter was going to be reported to the prince, but when he reported it, it was up to him what he said.
Zhao Pingci did not want to have any further involvement or contact with this woman. As long as the matter was told from his side, he would be sure that the prince would not only not form an alliance with Concubine Jiao, but would even be extremely jealous of her.
Although he has no power now and is like an ant in this huge palace, he can be trampled upon by others, but he will not stay like this for the rest of his life. Besides, don't ants bite
When Zhao Pingci was already thinking about how to deal with people, Shi Jiaojiao tilted her head slightly and spoke, proposing her "conspiracy".
"Kiss me, kiss me and then go back," Shi Jiaojiao shook the food box, shaking Zhao Pingci's mind away from the conspiracy.
Shi Jiaojiao leaned over and said, "Hurry! The maid will be coming in soon!"