Zhao Pingci stared at Shi Jiaojiao's turned face, and for a moment all the conspiracies and tricks in his mind were stuck.
Shi Jiaojiao saw that he had not moved yet and was still in a daze. Hearing the steps of the maid approaching the door, Shi Jiaojiao shook the food box again.
"If you don't kiss me, I won't let him go today." Shi Jiaojiao said with a wink.
The mainstream of women in this world is to be gentle, virtuous, shy and reserved. Even the women in real brothels also pay attention to the formal appearance of a good family in distress, and when they want to seduce someone, they still give up.
What the mainstream looks like is usually because of the general trends and aesthetics.
The original concubine was also delicate and shy in front of the emperor, feeling like a little sparrow. Although Zhao Pingci had never deliberately inquired about it, she knew everything about the harem.
He looked at Shi Jiaojiao with an indescribable expression. From tonight onwards, all the actions of this concubine were constantly refreshing his knowledge.
A favorite concubine of the court blocked the door and forced a eunuch to ask for a kiss. When word of this happened, it would shock people's jaws.
What's more, with Shi Jiaojiao's demeanor and frivolous expression, none of the decent guests in the hotel would be such a... rogue.
"Really don't let me go..." Shi Jiaojiao pushed the food box and hit Zhao Pingci's leg, knocking him backwards and then she barely regained consciousness.
"Your Majesty, please respect yourself." Zhao Pingci let go of the food box, took two steps back, and bowed.
Shi Jiaojiao curled her lips. Seeing him like that, if he kept teasing him, he might really get anxious. Then he said, "Okay, okay, take the things."
Shi Jiaojiao thrust the food box into Zhao Pingci's hand again, "Go back."
Zhao Pingci obviously breathed a sigh of relief. Shi Jiaojiao thought for a while and then said, "I heard that among the three money men, you are the best at flowers and plants. My house is very empty. I will send you two pots that you cultivated by yourself tomorrow. I want Place it on the bedside.”
Zhao Pingci tightened her grip on the food box, cursing this concubine in her heart that she was crazy, but she couldn't shirk it on her face, so she just asked, "I wonder if your Majesty has any preference?"
Shi Jiaojiao didn't have anything to say, she didn't want to find fault, she didn't beat around the bush, she said directly, "I don't care about flowers, plants and trees, but I just want you to cultivate them with your own hands and deliver them with your own hands, do you understand?"
As he said that, he scratched the back of Zhao Pingci's hand, which made him almost throw away the food box, and he shivered before he stabilized himself.
His face looked like a chameleon again. It was obvious that after what happened today, if Shi Jiaojiao didn't find an excuse to force him to come, it would definitely be difficult to catch his shadow.
"Do you understand?" Shi Jiaojiao smiled and said, "Don't think about unrealistic things. You know, in this harem now, besides the queen, I am the only one."
Shi Jiaojiao simply said, "It's okay for you to hide from me. There are so many brats in your Sanqian Office that it's not difficult for you to take the initiative to see me."
When these threatening words came out, Zhao Pingci raised his eyes, unable to hide the annoyance in his eyes, but after a long moment of sullen face, he had to say, "I will personally deliver it to you tomorrow."
Only then did Shi Jiaojiao let him go with satisfaction. After finishing his words, the maid outside opened the door without Shi Jiaojiao taking action. Zhao Pingci carried the food box and led a group of people on the verge of life and death. The little waiters with earthy faces walked quickly Walked out of Yongyi Palace.
Shi Jiaojiao stood at the dimly lit doorway, looking at Zhao Pingci who was walking quickly on the palace path at night.
After all, he was not a little eunuch who had been in the palace since he was a child, and he did not have slumped shoulders and hunched back caused by long-term bending.
When he faced himself just now, he had always been slightly bent over like that, but after walking a certain distance, his back naturally straightened up, as if there was an ever-breaking toughness hidden in that seemingly slender back. bone.
Shi Jiaojiao, under the care of her maid, took a comfortable bath, then called Yu Xin to the cubicle, put on a robe, held in her hand the jade belt buckle that the maid had found in the warehouse, and walked up to him, "This Let’s play with it.”
Shi Jiaojiao handed it to Yu Xin. Yu Xin took a look and quickly knelt down, "I don't dare, how can I accept such a valuable thing from my master..."
"This thing is not restricted to men and women. Besides, don't you like it? I heard that you like this, so take it," Shi Jiaojiao said jokingly, "Is it enough to cover your monthly payment for three months?"
The white jade crane Xiangyun buckle is a tribute from Minsu, where the jade is produced. Although there are many types in the same batch, any one of them can be said to be priceless. How can it be compared to what a mere eunuch pays him for three months
Yu Xin was stunned for a moment and waved his hands quickly. He really didn't dare to accept such a valuable thing, but his heart was filled with overwhelming emotions. The empress was so fond of him!
Shi Jiaojiao looked at him with a smile, and there was no blame in her eyes. Suddenly, his eyes became sore, and he knelt on the ground and wiped his tears, "It turns out that the slave was blinded by jealousy and did not put the safety of the master first... The slave deserves to die!" The slave is willing to be punished.”
Shi Jiaojiao patted his shoulder and stuffed the jade belt buckle into his hand, "You have followed me for so long, so naturally I trust you the most. I think you must have made arrangements at that time to prevent me from falling. , I don’t blame you, it’s just Zhao Pingci..."
Yu Xin looked up at Shi Jiaojiao. This was indeed what he was most curious about. Shi Jiaojiao smiled and said, "Have you ever liked anyone in your life?"
Yu Xinxin smiled, "The master will make the slave happy. The slave has been in the palace since he was a child. A eunuch..."
Shi Jiaojiao shook his head, "He entered the palace because of my words. He could have a different life. It turns out that I can't stand him. No matter what, don't argue with him in the future."
Yu Xin knew how to measure things carefully. He stuffed the jade belt buckle into his sleeve with great care and said with a smile on his face, "I understand."
Shi Jiaojiao nodded, yawned, thought for a while and then explained, "After Cui Mei comes back from the palace, don't reveal the things in the courtyard to her."
Shi Jiaojiao's face was expressionless, "There is a man named Dingxiang in the yard. Send him to the Labor Bureau."
Yu Xin raised her head in surprise. The two people Shi Jiaojiao was talking about were her once most trusted aunt and the other an old man in the yard. Just as she was wondering, Shi Jiaojiao said again, "Send away the little grains in your yard as well, and send them out to the outer yard." The rough emissary will not be allowed to enter the inner courtyard in the future."
This series is based on the plot that Shi Jiaojiao remembered and nip it in the bud. Concubine Yuan Jiaojiao was indeed cautious enough, and the people around her were tight-lipped.
Before Cui Mei fell in love with the emperor, there had never been any trouble in her palace.
But no matter how tight the wall is, there will still be ventilation. When Concubine Jiao fell in the end, although there was no wall to fall and everyone pushed her down, she really suffered the backlash from her own men. Shi Jiaojiao took care of these things first to nip it in the bud.
As for Aunt Cui Mei, she had to be noticed by the emperor. After all, there was a male and female protagonist, and after the emperor fell in love with someone, he would not always look for her to sleep with her.
Thinking of sleeping in the palace, Shi Jiaojiao suddenly remembered, "Ask Dr. Wei to provide me with a severe cold house and send it to the inner chamber."
Yu Xin's previous words were all with a doubtful attitude, but after Shi Jiaojiao said these words, he raised his head and said anxiously, "Your Majesty..."
"Don't worry." Shi Jiaojiao didn't want to explain to him that she couldn't sleep with the emperor. If the emperor dared to sleep with her, she would cut him.
She just waved her hand and said, "Go ahead. I know it well. From now on, you will take care of all matters in Yongyi Palace. Come on down."
Shi Jiaojiao sent Yu Xin down and went to bed, but Yu Xin summoned the people in Yongyi Palace to give instructions until midnight according to Shi Jiaojiao's instructions.
Shi Jiaojiao slept very soundly and slept very late the next day. She was "sick" now, so she was boiling medicine in the small kitchen. After the imperial doctor took her pulse in a decent manner, she gave a prescription with a cautious look. gone.
After the emperor heard about it, he sent his personal eunuch to deliver the things.
The great eunuch said many thoughtful words outside, claiming to be conveying them to the emperor. In fact, everyone knew whether the emperor said it or not.
If it were a different person or a concubine, he might be able to comfort himself, or he might see clearly and feel chilled by the emperor's behavior.
But for Shi Jiaojiao, Shi Jiaojiao would not be happier if the emperor didn't harass her. If it weren't for the fear of affecting her status, Shi Jiaojiao would have simply asked the imperial doctor to diagnose a serious disease for her, which would completely stop the emperor from thinking about letting her sleep with her. .
But after all, you still have to rely on your status to live comfortably in this harem, and Shi Jiaojiao doesn't have a system now. She doesn't know when her little enemy will wake up, let alone when she will wake up from her dream, so she should not mess around yet.
However, the short-term "wind cold" was enough for her to relax for a while. After all, the concubine was ill and could not sleep with her. The emperor was old and cherished his life. He usually doted on his concubine, but that day she pretended to be sick, and the emperor could not avoid her. , also a real dog.
Of course, whether the emperor is a dog or not depends on who is right. The hero is naturally an exception to the heroine.
But that is not within the scope of Shi Jiaojiao's concern. As long as she pushes Cui Mei to the emperor before she recovers, she can continue to be free.
She only cared about her little friends. After having eaten early in the morning, Shi Jiaojiao called the maid and asked Sanqian whether anyone had sent anything.
"Early in the morning, at dawn, the eunuch, the leader of the Sanqian Institute, and a few people brought two pots of chrysanthemums, two-color ones."
The maid said, "My queen was still sleeping soundly at that time, so I just ordered them to leave them outside. Are you going to move them in now? Your Majesty."
Shi Jiaojiao looked at herself in the mirror and said, "Move it in and put it on my bedside."
Shi Jiaojiao knew in her heart that Zhao Pingci did this on purpose, running over before dawn, knowing that she was still sleeping at that time, and just avoiding her.
After all, she said yesterday that she wanted him to deliver it in person, but she didn't say when she wanted him to deliver it in person, let alone that she wanted him to deliver it in person.
She was pretty good at exploiting loopholes. Shi Jiaojiao looked at the two-color chrysanthemums placed on the small table beside the bed and plucked them with her hands. She thought to herself, what's the use of these clever tricks
What Shi Jiaojiao is most indispensable for is routines and damaging moves.
At this time, the prepared medicine was brought in by the maid. Since he was pretending to be sick, he had to pretend to be in place and thoroughly.
Shi Jiaojiao lay down on the bed after eating and drinking. The maid came to the bedside with the medicine in her hand and asked, "Your Majesty, look at this medicine..."
Shi Jiaojiao waved, "Bring it here."
The maid thought that Shi Jiaojiao wanted to drink it, so she mixed it with a spoon and prepared to cool it, but Shi Jiaojiao stopped her, "Bring it here directly."
Shi Jiaojiao reached out and took the medicine bowl. The hot medicine was poured directly on the chrysanthemums that were in full bloom.
In less than two hours, the chrysanthemums were all wilted. Shi Jiaojiao directed the maid to carry the flowers to Sanqian.
After sending flowers to the sick concubine who was dying, Shi Jiaojiao got her wish in the afternoon after taking off her big hat.
Shi Jiaojiao was lying on the bed in the inner room, and Zhao Pingci was kneeling on the ground in the outer room.
"My dear, forgive me, but when I sent the chrysanthemum in the early morning, it was true..."
"You mean, I have framed you?" Shi Jiaojiao interrupted him.
There is no need to blame Shi Jiaojiao. Zhao Pingci knew that Shi Jiaojiao was deliberately looking for trouble, and he was so angry that he breathed faster.
At this time, Shi Jiaojiao, who was said by the imperial doctor to be "unable to get out of bed" because she was sick, came out of the room. She was neatly dressed and her face was rosy. How could she look like she was sick at all
Shi Jiaojiao walked to Zhao Pingci and pinched his face, "You're quite smart. You got up early. You know I couldn't get up at that time, right?"
Shi Jiaojiao shook off her long clothes, lifted her long skirt without any image, and squatted in front of the kneeling Zhao Pingci, "I think you are smart enough. I thought you understood what I meant yesterday, but you still follow me If you pretend, it’s boring.”
Zhao Pingci frowned slightly and turned pale after hearing Shi Jiaojiao's words. However, Shi Jiaojiao didn't give him any space to think about anything else and went straight forward to kiss his lips.
However, Zhao Pingci reacted quickly this time and turned his face away in time, and Shi Jiaojiao's warm lips fell on his face.
She smiled, then hooked her arms around Zhao Pingci's neck, and rubbed the tip of his nose affectionately, feeling Zhao Pingci's stiffness.
"I can tell by looking at your eyes that you must be thinking about all kinds of things. Don't think about useless things. I'll tell you the truth. I want to be with you."
In fact, Zhao Pingci didn't sleep well last night. He thought about all the possibilities. Shi Jiaojiao behaved abnormally last night. Zhao Pingci initially thought that Concubine Jiao wanted to contact the prince through him.
But when I went back and lay in bed, I thought carefully about Concubine Jiao's current power. If she really wanted to form an alliance with the prince, why would she need to go through him as a eunuch
Tossing and turning, I thought of countless ridiculous possibilities.
But it was confirmed by Shi Jiaojiao herself that it was still the most ridiculous kind. Zhao Pingci really couldn't suppress his emotions.
It doesn't matter why, it's not difficult to understand whether it's to take advantage of him or to harm him. In this harem, human life is like a piece of grass. If a high-ranking person crushes an ant, do you still need a reason
Even if Shi Jiaojiao's reason is that he doesn't like him, Zhao Pingci is easier to accept, but she really wants to get along with him...
The grief and anger in his heart could not be suppressed!
He was once ruined by her friendship!
But after all, his status was so high that even if he wanted to strangle the person in front of him, he didn't dare to do anything. He only backed away slightly and said, "My queen, respect yourself!"
"Am I right?" He stepped back a little, and Shi Jiaojiao stepped forward, "Don't react so harshly. You joined the crown prince in order to ascend to the throne, but the emperor is too young. He will have no problem living for another thirty to fifty years. Say He might have boiled the prince to death."
What Shi Jiaojiao said is really true. The emperor lived a long life and the prince died before the emperor.
"If you want to be promoted, the road to become a prince is long and difficult." Shi Jiaojiao squatted half-crouched, pressing Zhao Pingci's shoulders to prevent him from escaping anymore, "I'm here as a shortcut. You can go wherever you want. ,Do you believe it?"
This was said so arrogantly that no one would believe it, and it was not a question of whether Zhao Pingci believed it or not. He himself hated Concubine Jiao. He was now all thanks to her, so there was no way he could agree to it.
Shi Jiaojiao reached out and hugged Zhao Pingci's neck. This time she was really sincere and read her scumbag quotation, "I will be good to you, really..."
She decided to be kind to her little enemies in this world.
Zhao Pingci closed his eyes, his face gradually turned red starting from the roots of his ears, not from shame, but from genuine anger.
He is just a bitch, and he also has a third degree of urine. Maybe he did not enter the palace because of the concubine. The son of a housekeeper may not have much future in his life. He used to have a rigid and meek temperament, and he may not even have much wealth. .
It's just that at least he can marry a wife and have children and live a normal life, instead of being sent to a high wall, having his dignity cut off as a man, and having to squat like a girl even when peeing!
It would be fine if Shi Jiaojiao didn't come to provoke him. She had harmed him so much and still refused to let him go. Although Zhao Pingci had never seen how the eunuch served the concubine, he had heard a lot about it.
That... is really worse than a dog!
Zhao Pingci was so angry that he could even guess that Concubine Jiao chose him just because he came from Shangshu Mansion, was safe, and his family was still in Shangshu Mansion. He was already an eunuch and was abandoned by his family. If he got tired of playing, he would be killed. , comfort his relatives, and it will pass without causing any waves.
"Dream!" Zhao Pingci couldn't bear it anymore and blurted out what was in his mind.
"You're dreaming." His eyes were cold, and he made up his mind that even if he died, he would never give in to her power, so naturally he no longer feared her.
Shi Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows in surprise. She didn't expect to drive Zhao Pingci to the point of rage so quickly. She wasn't prepared to really bully him.
"I don't want to..." Shi Jiaojiao sighed, thinking that she was just dreaming. If she dared to have such a dream, she would naturally be able to do it.
Zhao Pingci pursed her lips, and Shi Jiaojiao let go of his shoulders, held her chin in her hand, and continued, "You should think about it again."
Zhao Pingci: "If your Majesty has nothing else to do, I will resign now."
"Okay," Shi Jiaojiao stood up and did not bother to stop her. Zhao Pingci thought she would still force her. When she left the house easily, she was still a little untrustworthy...
Shi Jiaojiao actually planned to change her approach. After all, the previous world was too radical and extreme, and the effect was counterproductive. This time she planned to use a gentle policy.
So after that day, Zhao Pingci would be sent to Yongyi Palace by Shi Jiaojiao every day. However, after going there, every time he tensed up and prepared, Shi Jiaojiao did not do anything to him.
She just forced him to have a meal with him, let him read a storybook, and chatted with him for a while about how to care for flowers and plants. Then he just asked to leave, and Shi Jiaojiao agreed with a smile.
In addition, Shi Jiaojiao will also send him the things he needs, daily necessities, high-quality medicines, precious porcelain, and even knee pads specially designed for eunuchs.
Zhao Pingci threw away the food she gave, distributed the used ones to the young eunuch, and kept the Jingui porcelain, but... He looked at the things in his hand for a long time, and finally saw clearly what Shi Jiaojiao had given him today, Completely exploded!
Underpants!
Zhao Pingci wouldn't give away such a private thing to anyone. He was afraid that people would see it if he threw it away, so he could only press it at the bottom of the box with a red face, and threw the tea cup angrily.
In the evening, Shi Jiaojiao used excuses like flowers and plants to find Yongyi Palace again. Zhao Pingci entered the room and took a look at Shi Jiaojiao, and her left foot almost touched her right foot.
His face suddenly darkened, but he didn't realize that in just a few days, he had already dared to show his face to Shi Jiaojiao. It was clear that not long ago, he was kneeling on the ground begging for Shi Jiaojiao's mercy.
And now he was bowing, because he was extremely embarrassed, and he didn't take his mind at all. He bent his back and stood up. It was really "coddling makes you coquettish".
Shi Jiaojiao looked at his expression and didn't ask him what was wrong. She just said, "The dwarf pine in my house lost two pine needles today. I feel so distressed. Is it going bald?"
Shi Jiaojiao was always talking nonsense, and when she usually talked like this, Zhao Pingci would still deal with her, just talk nonsense anyway, and let him go.
As long as she didn't force him that day and it was painless, Zhao Pingci would rather endure it than really make Shi Jiaojiao anxious. He didn't have the ability to fight her now.
But today Zhao Pingci didn't speak, his face was so dark that he was too lazy to deal with it. No matter what Shi Jiaojiao said, he ignored it.
Shi Jiaojiao suppressed a smile, walked to Zhao Pingci, glanced at him a few times, and when Zhao Pingci's forehead was about to emit green smoke, she asked mysteriously.
"Is it easy to use?" She made it according to the design of che:ng people's diapers in modern society and made of fine fabrics and cotton.
The most outrageous thing is that it is made of the same material as Shi Jiaojiao's clothes today.
Zhao Pingci had seen it since he entered the house, so his face turned dark like that.
Zhao Pingci had never experienced this kind of secret shame, the feeling of wanting to stab his own eyes to death with shame and anger.
How could she be so shameless? She even told the person who gave it to her that she made it herself!
She she she...
"Huh?" Of course Shi Jiaojiao did it on purpose. She grasped his bottom line and slapped his arm, "Is the fabric particularly soft?"
Zhao Pingci really didn't expect that Shi Jiaojiao would talk about this kind of thing without blushing!
Staring at her in shock, with veins popping up on his forehead, Shi Jiaojiao added, "This cloth comes from Yannan, it's of the best quality..."
"You are still shameless!" Zhao Pingci finally couldn't bear it anymore and covered Shi Jiaojiao's mouth.
Shi Jiaojiao blinked, with a pure look on her face.
Zhao Pingci's whole body was shaking slightly, "You... don't give those things anymore... don't give them away!"
Shi Jiaojiao took his hand away and pretended to be disappointed, "Why, I personally tried the fabric..."
"Shut up! Zhao Pingci covered her mouth again.
Only wives can sew those kinds of things for their husbands, so what do they think
"You...send someone to get it back. Don't do it again. If you give it to me again...I..."
His tongue seemed to be knotted in his mouth, and he was a little incoherent. He was so excited that he didn't even notice when Shi Jiaojiao quietly put her hand on his waist.
The two of them had squeezed behind the screen, Shi Jiaojiao was leaning against Lushou, Zhao Pingci covered her mouth and stood in front of her with a blushing face, while Shi Jiaojiao was gently hugging his waist.
This was an extremely intimate gesture, a deliberate temptation by Shi Jiaojiao, but Zhao Pingci was completely unaware of it.
Shi Jiaojiao was still asking deliberately, "Why can't you give it away? I heard that you all have to find a palace maid to do it. Is it possible that you have to find a palace maid to do it?"
"I do not!"
Zhao Pingci stared at Shi Jiaojiao, held it in for a long time, gave up on himself, gritted his teeth and growled, "I don't have any use for you!"