"Why can't it be used?" Shi Jiaojiao looked curious, and her eyes began to slide down Zhao Pingci's face very smoothly.
Zhao Pingci felt as if he was being seen through, maybe more than being seen through, it was as if he was being twitched and skinned by Shi Jiaojiao's eyes.
When Shi Jiaojiao's eyes dropped to his chest, Zhao Pingci felt an inexplicable sense of danger that she was about to be stripped naked, and she covered her eyes in time.
Shi Jiaojiao blinked, her eyelashes scratching against Zhao Pingci's palm, but she didn't stop her performance just because her eyes were covered.
"Why can't you use it?" Shi Jiaojiao asked again.
Zhao Pingci pressed Shi Jiaojiao's shoulders with both hands and covered Shi Jiaojiao's eyes. He really couldn't spare his hands to cover her mouth. She was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to sew Shi Jiaojiao's mouth shut with needle and thread.
Sewing by hand!
Shi Jiaojiao had a good sense of control and didn't say anything too outrageous. She was rambling here and there. Her idle hands were really dishonest at all.
Not only did she confirm that Zhao Pingci's back was indeed straight, it was not her illusion that day, but she also measured Zhao Pingci's waist. It had no muscles and was not strong, but it had a kind of toughness and was not much thicker than hers.
Zhao Pingci noticed that Shi Jiaojiao said one sentence twice, and when he started talking, he was also shocked to realize that Shi Jiaojiao was hugging him completely.
He pushed Shi Jiaojiao's shoulder, but for a moment he didn't push. He increased his strength and tore Shi Jiaojiao from his arms. His expression was indescribable.
"What are you doing..." Shi Jiaojiao was quite unhappy, "Why don't you just give me a hug, you stingy guy..."
Zhao Pingci: "..." This is the first time he has ever seen someone take advantage of someone so confidently!
Shi Jiaojiao tortured Zhao Pingci until his nerves were numb. When he finally held his hand at the door and was about to let him go, he couldn't even shake off Shi Jiaojiao's hand.
Zhao Pingci even thought, just touch her. Anyway, he was just a eunuch. No matter how much the concubine went too far, she could only touch her.
As he thought about it, he didn't know why he wanted to laugh, but before the smile could brew, he began to feel uncomfortable again.
He was really affected by Shi Jiaojiao and felt that his brain was starting to go abnormal. He was a eunuch and could only touch her... What was there to be happy about
This is a great shame for a man! And this shame is due to the person in front of me!
Wake up!
Zhao Pingci gave himself a slap in his heart, then his face turned cold, and he coldly and ruthlessly shook off Shi Jiaojiao's hand.
Shi Jiaojiao was quite decent today and didn't care about his actions. She watched Zhao Pingci leave with a smile. She drank two bowls of sweet soup as a midnight snack and worked up an appetite.
"Isn't this pretty good..." Shi Jiaojiao was lying on the bed with a bulging belly at night, thinking to herself, reflecting deeply on herself.
The personalities in this world don't seem to have such strong personalities, so she doesn't have to think about those messy routines that hurt her kidneys and hurt her heart. It's great.
I will definitely treat him well this time, Shi Jiaojiao was still thinking in her heart when she fell asleep.
In the following days, Shi Jiaojiao was very happy every day, because she kept "lingering on the sick bed" and pushed Cui Mei out at the right time. The emperor was really shocked and was so busy that he never came again, almost Almost forgot about her.
But Shi Jiaojiao was the assistant in charge of the harem, and her status was there. The emperor sent his personal eunuchs to deliver some valuable supplements from time to time, which was the only warmth in the emperor's ruthlessness. At least, the people in the harem did not speculate that the concubine would fall out of favor.
Shi Jiaojiao had a great time. There were many people waiting on her every day, she didn't even have to fix a hair by herself, she had enough to eat and drink every day, and all her energy was used to fuck Zhao Pingci.
Her house was about to be turned into a garden. In order to do this properly, Shi Jiaojiao asked Dr. Wei to give her a nonsense "official statement".
It is her problem that she needs to rest, and flowers and green plants are good for her condition.
In this way, it was particularly easy to do, but Zhao Pingci was miserable. During this period, it was like taking a shot of chicken blood. He ran towards the prince at dawn. The tasks of walking outside the palace, no matter how painful, tiring or boring, To please him, he rushed out with his head sharpened.
The prince didn't notice him at first, but if there is such a person, when you are discussing things, if you just mention something and need to go outside the palace before you can say what it is, he will definitely stand up with his hands and get excited, "I Come!"
"Slave recommends himself!"
"I'm willing to go!"
Even if the prince didn't want to notice it, it was hard not to notice him. Although he had a low position in the palace, he was a very active and loyal eunuch leader.
Zhao Pingci once racked his brains to leave a good impression on the prince and make him see his presence in the prince's eyes, but unfortunately he failed.
Now he still doesn't get any favor from the prince, but he has gained the prince's... love by accident.
Like if you like a mascot, you always like to ask him questions. Once you have a mission outside the palace, you will directly ask him, "Are you going?"
Of course, Zhao Pingci readily agreed. As long as he stayed in the palace every time, Concubine Jiao would always think of various reasons that made Zhao Pingci dumbfounded and shocked. She would call him to Yongyi Palace, and then... It was simply too much to look back on.
Zhao Pingci didn't even want to think about it, and actively walked outside the palace today. However, the day ended early, and he had to return to the palace in the evening.
Poor man, he silently went in through the small door that couldn't be further away from the side, and walked back to his residence like a thief. After washing up in the dark, he breathed a sigh of relief and was about to climb into bed when he was caught by two people. A little eunuch grabbed his collar.
"Eunuch Zhao, there is a pot of orchid in the concubine's palace. Today it has withered and turned yellow. One of the tops of the leaves is..."
Zhao Pingci's scalp tightened, and he climbed down again while gnashing his teeth. He turned around and his face turned a little purple. He glared at the two young eunuchs and struggled, "The seasons change, and yellow leaves are inevitable. Cut them off." That’s it…”
The two young eunuchs shook their heads together, "Eunuch Zhao, you'd better go and have a look. Your Majesty really likes this orchid so much that she is crying while holding the flower pot."
Zhao Pingci took a deep breath, exhaled it slowly, walked to the inner room with the two young eunuchs, picked up a pot of his favorite orchid, and stuffed it into the hands of the young eunuchs, "Take it and tell the empress, this The flowers will be green when they bloom, which is best for her condition."
The little eunuch held the flower pot, but did not turn around and leave. He still stood beside Zhao Pingci, two people and four eyes staring at him.
"What else are you doing?!" Zhao Pingci gathered her clothes, "Let's go, I'm going to rest now!"
The two little eunuchs shook their heads again and again, like two synchronized puppets.
Zhao Pingci planned to push the two people out directly, but then he raised his hand and another person walked in from the door.
"Hey, Eunuch Zhao is going to help Yongyi Palace teach the palace people a lesson?" Yu Xin's voice was shrill, coupled with the strange aura, it really sounded very unpleasant.
Zhao Pingci and he had come from the same slave training academy. When Zhao Pingci was sent to the palace without any explanation by Master Shangshu, it happened to be that Yu Xin was belittled by his previous master and stayed in the same slave training academy for several months. The two are completely different from each other.
After leaving the slave training academy, one caught the eye of the Concubine Jiao and entered the Yongyi Palace. The other caught the eye of the previous leader of the Sanqian Institute and entered the Sanqian Institute, the most leisurely place in the harem.
They were all getting along well, but they couldn't stand each other, and Zhao Pingci couldn't stand Xin Yin and Yang's strange aura.
Yu Xin was jealous that Zhao Pingci had been deprived of his roots since he was a child and could speak like a normal person without having to suppress his voice. He was even more jealous because he later purged himself. The person who performed the surgery was a very experienced eunuch, and there were almost no injuries. Son, unlike these eunuchs, most of them can't even hold back their urine...
In fact, the two of them don't have any deep hatred, but in this lonely four-corner wall, they can bite their bald fingers even if they bite their fingernails. It's very fatal to dislike each other.
However, Concubine Jiao had already told Yu Xin that Zhao Pingci was "one of her own". No matter how unwilling Yu Xinshi was, she did not dare to use those methods to punish Zhao Pingci again.
But you can't use those methods. It doesn't matter if you say a few words of ridicule. Zhao Pingci didn't look good when he saw Yu Xin, because there were two people behind Yu Xin.
Including the total of four young eunuchs in the room, it was very obvious that he had to go to Yongyi Palace today or not.
I don’t want to make it look too ugly, but it’s not like I haven’t tried it before. The last time Zhao Pingci tried to resist...
It was unbearable to look back. He was rolled up in a quilt and carried in. When he was inside the quilt, he even thought that he was the concubine who was about to be blessed...
When Zhao Pingci walked behind a few people, he thought of the emperor for the umpteenth time. The emperor liked his concubine so much and his favor had not faded for so many years. Why didn't he summon her for so long
Zhao Pingci thought about it along the way. When he followed a few people to Yongyi Palace, it was as if he was being sent to a cell. The door opened and pushed him in, and then the outside closed with a bang. The shadow at the door could still be seen outside. There were people standing guard.
Zhao Pingci stood at the door with his back to the room. He really didn't understand why he had gotten to this point.
Isn't it t0u're:n for a concubine to pester him all day long? Although he can't really do anything, this is t0u're:n...
Why does Concubine Jiao do this kind of thing so confidently and confidently that she should be hiding it? She always looks like a bandit trying to steal Mrs. Zhai, but the Emperor really doesn't know about it? Is she allowed to do this nonsense? !
Zhao Pingci stood at the door, really not wanting to move in. Shi Jiaojiao was sitting at the table not far away, looking at him. Her long hair was disheveled and she was still pretty and cute. Her eyes lit up when she saw him, with a special expression. Pleasure.
"You're here..." Shi Jiaojiao said happily.
No.
Zhao Pingci still turned his back to Shi Jiaojiao, staring at the door panel and answering in his heart, I didn't come.
Although I am here, my heart is in my own yard.
But no matter what he thought in his heart, no matter how indifferent his attitude was every time, Shi Jiaojiao was never affected.
"Come here, I found a new storybook today. You read it to me. After you finish reading it, I will let you go back today."
Zhao Pingci originally thought it would be another tough battle, but she didn't expect it to be so easy today. She quickly turned around and agreed happily, walked quickly to Shi Jiaojiao, and almost snatched the book from her hand.
Shi Jiaojiao looked at him with a smile, trying her best to hide the evil in her eyes.
"You wait for a while, I want to listen to it and fall asleep. I'll lie down first and then you can read it."
Zhao Pingci nodded, and Shi Jiaojiao lay down on her bed with the quilt covered, her hands on the quilt, a very standard burial posture.
Zhao Pingci saw her eyes closed and asked, "Are you ready?"
Shi Jiaojiao nodded, unable to suppress the smile on her lips. She touched the switch on the bed and nodded slowly, "Ready."
Zhao Pingci opened the storybook, cleared her throat, and started reading, "The night is as cold as water, and there is a dead silence in the back house of the palace. It seems that even the insects are hiding tonight, daring not to disturb this tranquility..."
Is the style this time the kind of ghostly one
Zhao Pingci was confused for a moment, and then continued, "Suddenly! A scream disturbed the peace. A stone was thrown into the water, and the ripples spread out in circles with the scream..."
Zhao Pingci lowered his voice and became mysterious. It was Shi Jiaojiao who asked him to be affectionate and affectionate. He was actually quite excited thinking about something like this ghost, because sometimes Shi Jiaojiao would tremble in fear from him.
Whenever this happens, Zhao Pingci will find a little psychological balance.
Of course, he didn't know that Shi Jiaojiao's trembling was just a preparation for plunging into his arms.
But this time, he had just set the mood and wanted to see Shi Jiaojiao crawling all over the bed in fear of him, but as he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong...
"Following this piercing scream, there was a snort that was even more pitiful than the scream. The sound sounded like happiness and pain, and it was also accompanied by the owner's intermittent begging for mercy..."
"Oh, hello, brother..."
big
Zhao Pingci was stuck for a moment and couldn't react for a moment. He was still thinking about "big"
Are you old? Why do you need to call me brother when you are older...
"Uh, brother, you use..."
Zhao Pingci's voice got stuck again, and he flipped through it casually. Almost everything he could see was this stuff. This time he finally came to his senses, and his face turned red.
His first reaction was to throw the book out, and even jumped a little, and then glared at Shi Jiaojiao.
Shi Jiaojiao covered her face with the quilt, leaving only a pair of eyes smiling crookedly. When she met Zhao Pingci's gaze, they squeezed into a line. She turned on the vibration mode, laughing under the quilt until she couldn't care for herself.
Zhao Pingci felt the blood all over her body rushing towards her face, and she wanted to pounce on her and suffocate Shi Jiaojiao to death in the quilt!
But the reality was that he didn't dare to attack Jiao Jiao at all, so he had no choice but to turn around angrily. He really didn't want to stay here for a minute.
This is humiliating! This is the deepest humiliation for a eunuch!
Shi Jiaojiao never felt that Zhao Pingci was incomplete. Anyway, this was just a personality of a small enemy.
But Zhao Pingci is different. Zhao Pingci truly lives in this world and truly feels that part of his body has been stripped away, losing his dignity as a man and losing his right to live as a normal person.
In fact, he had always felt that Shi Jiaojiao was humiliating him, but it was not until today that he became truly angry.
But how could Shi Jiaojiao let him leave like this? She had prepared a brand new gadget today, but she hadn't played with it yet!
So Zhao Pingci turned around, and Shi Jiaojiao immediately sat up from the bed, grabbing his arm off guard and pulling him back violently.
Zhao Pingci was so angry that he didn't pay attention to Shi Jiaojiao's movements. He staggered and fell onto the bed.
"Where are you going? You haven't finished reading yet..."
"Are you done yet?" Zhao Pingci sat up and shook Shi Jiaojiao away. He frowned, not caring about any dignity and etiquette. He pointed at Shi Jiaojiao's nose, "Don't bully others too much." Rabbit knows how to be anxious. Biting.
His eyes looked fierce, and his eyebrows were raised. He looked more like a rabbit than a wild wolf that wanted to eat people.
But for Shi Jiaojiao, let alone a biting rabbit, even a big tiger that really eats people is just a bigger cat to her.
She said nothing, quietly moved the mechanism with one hand, and grabbed Zhao Pingci's wrist with the other. She smiled and suddenly exerted force, and Zhao Pingci fell forward -
At this time, Shi Jiaojiao swung the mechanism vigorously, the wood clicked twice, and then the whole bed was lifted up.
Zhao Pingci sat on the edge of the bed, with his upper body thrown on the quilt. He was lifted up and then pushed down with his head down.
The bed board split in the middle and turned up on both sides. Shi Jiaojiao, who was lying in the middle, and the quilt, including Zhao Pingci, who was pushed up miserably, all fell into the hole below. Then the bed board turned over completely, and then closed tightly again above.
"Ah..." Shi Jiaojiao was originally ready to pick up Zhao Pingci, but her hand was empty and she only got hit in the stomach.
"Ouch!" Zhao Pingci was miserable. His neck was directly stuck under the quilt. It took a lot of effort to get his head out of the quilt, and he didn't dare to move half of his brain.
Underneath is a place where you can't sit up straight, but it's quite spacious for lying down, and it's so dark that you can't see your fingers.
This is obviously a hidden compartment. This kind of thing is not uncommon, and now the powerful people no longer use this method to avoid it, because the disadvantages are too great. If you really encounter an assassin, hiding in it is simply serving it to others. of.
But Shi Jiaojiao particularly likes this kind of backward thing. Think about this dark environment, this state of being unable to move at all, this kind of world where there are only two people left, and a bunch of people wrapped around them. The claustrophobic environment of the quilt is perfect for breeding adultery!
Shi Jiaojiao spent a lot of money and ordered people to secretly bring the craftsmen into the palace, and specially built this big bed with hidden compartments, just to coax the little friends to play.
But now it seems that my little enemy is not having much fun...
Shi Jiaojiao screamed in pain and covered her arm, "Why are you pinching me!"
"Ha" Zhao Pingci sneered. The sound was so cold that it could freeze someone to death.
However, his actual condition was not very good. If his head was not allowed to move significantly, Shi Jiaojiao would never have been pinched on the arm.
"What's wrong..." Shi Jiaojiao was still unaware. She stretched out her hand and waved it twice in the darkness. It hit Zhao Pingci's neck just as he tried to lift it up a little and was about to move.
"Ouch!" Zhao Pingci howled again, the voice was so sad that Shi Jiaojiao was so frightened by the harsh sound that she hid in a corner and hugged the quilt in her arms tightly.
"What's wrong with you?" After a while, Zhao Pingci stopped calling, and Shi Jiaojiao asked cautiously.
"Ha" Zhao Pingci sneered again. He found that he was not surprised at all that Shi Jiaojiao had created such a mechanism to trap him. , which shows how much he has been tortured!
"Nothing, just a broken neck." Zhao Pingci's voice was full of sarcasm, as sinister as Yu Xin's.
Shi Jiaojiao felt a little guilty, so she slowly approached and touched Zhao Pingci's neck.
With a "pop" sound, Zhao Pingci knocked her hand off.
"Don't touch!" Zhao Pingci was very fierce.
Shi Jiaojiao rubbed her little hands and felt aggrieved. After a while, she reached out and touched her again, "Don't hit me. I'll rub it for you. Just rub it and it'll be fine."
Zhao Pingci slapped her hand away again, "Mother,"
He took a deep breath, and really didn't even want to pretend anymore, "Hurry up and let me out, what are you doing!"
Shi Jiaojiao didn't say anything. After a while, she said, "Isn't it fun..."
"Fun? What are you playing for?!" Zhao Pingci covered her neck, "Are you risking your life!"
Every time he shouted, Shi Jiaojiao shrank, but it was impossible to let her out. Shi Jiaojiao planned to sleep here tonight, and she would sleep with Zhao Pingci. Otherwise, why would she have spent so much effort? So much money is spent on this thing.
Zhao Pingci yelled at her again, "Let me out!"
Shi Jiaojiao simply pretended to be dead and hugged the quilt without saying a word. Zhao Pingci kicked her calf, "What on earth do you want to do?! I have been hurt like this by you, can you just let me go?!"
Shi Jiaojiao whispered, "Anyway, it's already been like this, so it's not bad this time..."
"What did you say?!" Zhao Pingci gritted his teeth, holding his neck with one hand and groping for Shi Jiaojiao's neck with the other, as if he wanted to die with her.
Shi Jiaojiao was afraid that he would hide aside and not move. As soon as Zhao Pingci moved, Shi Jiaojiao, taking advantage of her petite body, immediately slipped into his arms very smoothly.
"You!" Zhao Pingci's hands were still on her neck, and Shi Jiaojiao's hands were also on Zhao Pingci's neck.
It's just that Zhao Pingci was really pinching, but Shi Jiaojiao was rubbing it.
"I'll just rub it for you and it'll be fine. Why are you so angry..." Shi Jiaojiao's voice was right next to her ears, and it even contained the warmth of her breath.
The space was too small, the distance was too close, and the breath was too hot. Zhao Pingci felt that her hands were burned and she had no strength. She had no strength in her whole body and couldn't pinch Shi Jiaojiao.
"Is it better?" Shi Jiaojiao's soft hands pinched the back of Zhao Pingci's neck, which indeed made him feel more comfortable.
But he didn't speak, he just deliberately relaxed his breathing, leaned back, and tried to distance the two people, but the distance that could be opened here was too limited.
Shi Jiaojiao stopped talking nonsense and rubbed Zhao Pingci's neck as hard as she could. After a while, probably due to the exertion and boredom, she broke out a thin layer of sweat and her palms began to feel wet.
Zhao Pingci grabbed her wrist and sighed, "Stop rubbing it..." It didn't hurt much anymore.
Shi Jiaojiao stopped rubbing, but her hands were still around his neck, hugging him very skillfully. Zhao Pingci tried to pull, but Shi Jiaojiao was hooking the back of his neck. As soon as he pulled Shi Jiaojiao, she hooked his neck, and once he hooked his neck, she hooked him. It still hurts…
The two of them were in a stalemate for a while, and no one knew how long it had passed before Zhao Pingci asked without any hope, "Mother, please spare me and let me out. Is that okay?"
Shi Jiaojiao simply refused, "No."
Zhao Pingci sighed deeply and stopped pretending. His tone was particularly bad.
"Then point over there! It's so crowded that you can't even turn over. The place is small and it's so crowded!"
Shi Jiaojiao was pushed to the side with his knees on her waist and buckled on the quilt, but she couldn't help but laugh.