The two of them were pushing each other in a small space, and I was kicking you. Not only could they not push each other further, but they were actually sweating from the work.
"I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore..." Shi Jiaojiao grabbed Zhao Pingci's hand, panting. The two of them were obviously fighting with kicks, but it was like a three-hundred-round fight.
Zhao Pingci was unwilling to pinch the flesh of Shi Jiaojiao's arm again, and threatened with unsteady breathing, "Let me out!"
Shi Jiaojiao quickly begged for mercy, "No, no, no pinch... It's true that I can't get out. I won't be able to open it until tomorrow morning. I've already sent everyone away. No matter what sound I hear, no one is allowed to disturb me."
Zhao Pingci was so angry that her head ached, and she pinched Shi Jiaojiao, making her moan in pain. After seeing her for a while, she really refused to let him out, and he couldn't find where the mechanism was, so he let go.
He lay close to the side and said nothing.
Shi Jiaojiao rubbed her arms and lay on her side.
There was an awkwardly kneaded quilt between the two of them. They were both silent, with only the sound of shallow breathing. The atmosphere in the small space actually had a warm feeling.
Just when Shi Jiaojiao was thinking of some sweet words to say to make Zhao Pingci willingly agree to her, Zhao Pingci spoke.
"What on earth do you want?" His voice was low and filled with helplessness. It was also the first time Shi Jiaojiao had said such words frankly since he had been making trouble for such a long time.
"A slave is just a eunuch, and cannot be the confidant of the empress," Zhao Pingci said. "The empress has been favored by your majesty for many years, and she will definitely have long blessings in the future. Don't be distracted by the novelty of the moment. If your majesty finds out..."
"I'm not greedy for novelty," Shi Jiaojiao didn't want to hear him say such things. She was both a queen and a slave, so it was boring.
Interrupting him, "What's so new about you? The most indispensable thing in this palace is fresh people. Why on earth do I always catch you? Can't you really feel it?"
Of course Zhao Pingci hadn't thought about it. He didn't believe it at all. He felt that Concubine Jiao was seeking death. How could a concubine and an eunuch have a good ending
Besides, if Concubine Jiao doesn’t let the emperor dote on her, what does she want from him, a eunuch whose status is as low as dust
Zhao Pingci was very sober. He knew that once he really agreed, the result waiting for him would either be quietly killed or his family would be harmed.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Concubine Jiao, but she was obviously crazy. She even asked him how he felt, how could he, a eunuch, feel
Oh, yes, it actually felt quite good to pinch her and hurt her, but Zhao Pingci didn't dare to say it.
Seeing that he was silent again, Shi Jiaojiao clicked her tongue, "It's great to be with me, but you just can't think about it. Today's prince is very smart, but his mind is too narrow-minded. There are no gaps in the master's mind. What good can you do as a subordinate who hangs out at the bottom?" Eat the fruit…”
Zhao Pingci let out a breath and said nothing, but thought to himself, there is no good fruit to be had with you, and he can see the consequences. The best place is the Labor Bureau, and the better one is to be strangled to death and thrown in front of the cold palace. In any well, the rest were beaten to death with sticks, and there was no precedent for the adulterous concubine to be quartered with five horses.
Shi Jiaojiao was still trying to persuade Zhao Pingci, "Don't worry, neither the emperor nor the prince poses any threat to me. As long as you behave, I can find a way to help you even if you want to be the eunuch in charge of the palace."
Shi Jiaojiao said so confidently that Zhao Pingci didn't believe it, so she patted her chest, "Really, if you don't believe me, you can set a small goal first, and when I help you achieve it, you can agree again."
Zhao Pingci turned around, with his back to Shi Jiaojiao and his face to the bed. What Shi Jiaojiao said was so unreliable. Zhao Pingci felt that the more she talked, the more she talked in her sleep. She didn't even bother to listen, let alone talk to her.
"How are you thinking about it?" Shi Jiaojiao asked after a while.
Zhao Pingci didn't move at all, thinking that you have a big head.
"Hey..." Shi Jiaojiao poked him, "You won't fall asleep, will you? You should agree first before going to sleep."
Zhao Pingci sneered in his heart. Shi Jiaojiao's routine was really familiar to him. It was more like the way his father used to coax the silly girl when he took a concubine.
Shi Jiaojiao waited for a while and saw that Zhao Pingci was motionless at all, so she poked him and said, "Speak."
Zhao Pingci closed his eyes, thinking that he could not hear anything.
At this moment, Shi Jiaojiao also realized that he was ignoring him on purpose, so she said "Hey" and moved closer, "Don't be so stubborn." When pressed, it would no longer be such a gentle method.
Zhao Pingci turned his back to Shi Jiaojiao, and the corners of his mouth were almost touching his chin. During this time, he had been entangled back and forth with Jiao Fei. He didn't know anything else, but he had almost touched the people she could use.
It would have been easy for Concubine Jiao to crush him to death, but Zhao Pingci did not dare to disobey and could only deal with it.
But he came too frequently, and it was a coincidence that he caught an advantage of Concubine Jiao.
If she dared to threaten him with his life and his family now, Zhao Pingci would risk his own life and present to the emperor the fake prescription that the concubine got from the imperial doctor to avoid being favored.
This is the crime of deceiving the emperor. You cannot openly fight for the emperor's favor. Fighting is a jealous wife, but you can't avoid it. Avoiding is the crime of deceiving the emperor and despising the emperor.
If this big hat is really put down, even if she has favored her for many years, the emperor will become angry and fall from the sky in just the blink of an eye.
If you are lucky, you can survive. If you break your wings, you will no longer be able to take off. If you are unlucky, not to mention your life, maybe even Lord Shangshu will be doomed. This is imperial power.
However, Zhao Pingci would not resort to such a lose-lose method unless it was absolutely necessary. Once Concubine Jiao really fell out of favor or fell directly, Master Shangshu would definitely be detrimental to his family.
He is already disabled, but his little brother is only seven years old this year.
Zhao Pingci thought about it again and again, and decided to endure it for the time being. Anyway, it was still within the tolerance range. What could Concubine Jiao do if she kept him here? Anyway, he was a eunuch. As long as he didn't respond or serve, what could she do to him?
Going out tomorrow, another good guy!
Zhao Pingci made up his mind and closed his eyes and mouth tightly. No matter how Shi Jiaojiao stabbed him, he would not say anything or pay attention.
Shi Jiaojiao had said all her good things, but Zhao Pingci remained indifferent. She was about to become impatient, but on the verge of exploding, she decided to be nice to her little enemy. She took a few deep breaths and suppressed her emotions.
She almost couldn't see her little enemy anymore. Her little enemy was hurt so badly in the last world. She didn't know when this world would wake up. She couldn't let him get hurt again.
She likes him. She has already confirmed that she likes him, so she can't mess around. This is not writing a novel. Shi Jiaojiao doesn't want to indulge in a sadomasochistic love affair.
Shi Jiaojiao repeated silently, I like him, but I can't hurt him, I like him, but I can't hurt him...
She recited it a hundred times like a sutra, and her heart was filled with love again. Then she slowly approached Zhao Pingci, pushed the quilt aside, and hugged him from behind.
"Pingci?" Shi Jiaojiao called softly behind him, "Xiao Cici?"
Zhao Pingci was already a little sleepy, but as soon as Shi Jiaojiao hugged him, he suddenly woke up, but soon he was chanting silently in his heart like a sutra - it's okay, I'm a eunuch, she can't do anything, it's okay, I'm a eunuch, she can't... Why? !
Shi Jiaojiao pulled his shoulders to lay him down, raised her arms, kissed the side of his face, and nuzzled him with the tip of her nose.
Zhao Pingci had never been so close to a woman in his life. No matter how eunuch he was, he was still a man, and his heart ached.
Shi Jiaojiao stopped pinching his cheek, "Are you pretending to be dead?"
Zhao Pingci couldn't help but hum. At this moment, he was really glad that he was a eunuch.
And while he realized that his mentality was wrong, he was a eunuch and he was not something to be happy about, but at the same time he sneered in his heart, there was nothing he could do!
At the same time, comfort yourself, don't move, resist, just kiss, it can't do anything anyway. When he goes out tomorrow morning, he will go and invite himself to decorate the summer palace, and see how she looks for him!
Shi Jiaojiao felt as if kissing Zhao Pingci was as boring as kissing a wooden stake. She was ready to quit, thinking that the heat was not yet there, so she would come back slowly.
But when he was at his limit, he accidentally cast a small beam of light through the gap in the bed board and saw Zhao Pingci's wildly flashing eyelashes and his closed eyes rolling around.
Oh ho!
Are you pretending to be indifferent to her like this
Shi Jiaojiao smiled evilly and simply kissed his eyes that were wandering around. Zhao Pingci stopped in time, so he was exposed after all.
Shi Jiaojiao chuckled, like an extremely skilled old hooligan. She followed Zhao Pingci's eyes downwards, kissed his forehead and the bridge of his nose, tapped his side face and chin, and finally stopped on his closed lips. .
Zhao Pingci pursed her lips into a straight line, her breathing became suffocated, and the temperature on her suffocated face rose.
Shi Jiaojiao tried it, but he gritted his teeth and defended himself. He tsked in his heart and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Does this count as condoning? Follow me. If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent..."
Zhao Pingci was still reciting sutras in his mind, determined that Shi Jiaojiao had no other choice and wanted to go out and be a good man tomorrow. But if Shi Jiaojiao said this, he would definitely have to keep silent.
So as soon as he opened his mouth, he was deceived by the Japanese.
"I... um!" I don't agree!
Shi Jiaojiao seized the opportunity and held his face to prevent him from hiding. She was also an experienced driver. To be honest, she didn't need to do any complicated work with such a novice. She just breathed and exchanged fluids, and she successfully made Zhao Pingci My brain exploded.
When he was old enough to marry and have children, he was cruelly sent to the palace and cut off his lifeblood.
Previously, because he was the son of the housekeeper of Shangshu Mansion, he started to learn how to work from his father as soon as he became sensible. He didn't have time to have a romantic interest. There were few maids of similar age in Shangshu Mansion, let alone the conditions and thoughts.
When he entered the palace, he completely gave up on this kind of thinking. Since he was a child, his exquisite heart has been filled with rice and grain income, Zhuangzi, cattle and sheep in the Shangshu Mansion, and even the makeup of the concubine... The "ambition" is all suppressed from the day-to-day survival in the palace, but it is just for survival.
He never thought about dominating the eunuchs in the palace, and after his body became disabled, he never thought about finding a rival. He became the leader of the eunuchs of the Sanqian Institute, and because of his good looks, there were palace maids who tried to test him. He might even get disgusted.
Zhao Pingci thought that the intimacy between men and women had nothing to do with him in this life, but he opened his mouth slightly in shock and his eyes widened like bells, truly feeling the feeling of being close to someone.
This was completely different from what he had imagined when he was very young. It was not a light and shallow touch. This direct and deep closeness made him unable to react at all.
Zhao Pingci managed to find some dying sanity from his chaotic mind, and he stubbornly told himself that he should push her away.
But when he put his hands on Shi Jiaojiao's shoulders, there was no strength at all. It was said to be rejection, but it was more like catering.
Am I crazy too
Zhao Pingci thought, could madness be contagious
His thoughts were thrown into pieces by Shi Jiaojiao, and he couldn't put them together at all, and he had no idea what he was doing.
Shi Jiaojiao was about to retreat. This man seemed to make her stupid for kissing her. But just as he was about to retreat, Zhao Pingci pressed his hands on her shoulders. Shi Jiaojiao thought he was going to push her, but he didn't push her at all. He used too much force. It was quite big, but it seemed to be holding her in place and not letting her go.
Shi Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows silently. Her receptive ability is quite high. She obviously likes her very much, but she refuses to admit it. Does she think she is too upright
She simply went a little further.
But at least all of Zhao Pingci's brains had not been sucked out by Shi Jiaojiao. When her hand was pressed on his belt, Zhao Pingci suddenly woke up and squeezed Shi Jiaojiao's hand.
His breathing was scattered, he pursed his numb lips, and his eyes were a little wandering, but he knew he was holding on to Shi Jiaojiao's hand.
"I can make you happy...trust me." Shi Jiaojiao's voice was gentle.
However, because of her words, Zhao Pingci became sober again and insisted on competing with Shi Jiaojiao.
When Shi Jiaojiao pried off his fingers, he said, "Stop... I am an eunuch!"
Zhao Pingci's lips turned white from embarrassment, but his face was red from suppressing it. He was not glad that he was a eunuch now. He wanted to cry in embarrassment, and he hated the woman in front of him even more.
"It was you who turned me into this..." Zhao Pingci's voice was hard, "What else do you want me to do?"
He swore that if the woman in front of him dared to say that she wanted him to serve her, he would fight her to the death!
Shi Jiaojiao was actually bluffing. How could she make Zhao Pingci feel happy in this situation? Shi Jiaojiao really didn't study it.
In that case, I just wanted to coax Zhao Pingci into agreeing.
As for the way to really make him happy, as long as he is willing, he can learn and sell it now.
But Zhao Pingci's reaction... Although Shi Jiaojiao couldn't see his red eyes, she could hear his slightly hoarse voice.
Sad
Shi Jiaojiao quickly let go and hugged Zhao Pingci's waist instead. She thought about it and said softly, "I'm sorry..."
Zhao Pingci was about to sigh because of Shi Jiaojiao's words, but was choked again.
She apologized.
Zhao Pingci never dared to ask this woman to apologize to him. She was too proud. In her eyes, she had never been worse than an ant. The only communication in the palace was before he entered the palace. Once, she was severely humiliated.
He still clearly remembers her attitude and expression at that time, as well as what she said.
Zhao Pingci died unjustly at that time. When he was in Shangshu Mansion, he didn't even dare to think about the eldest lady in his dreams. He didn't dare and he didn't deserve it.
After being sent to the palace, he actually didn't think about revenge at first and accepted his fate. It's not that he is bloodless, but he was born in Shangshu Mansion since he was a child. He was born as the son of a housekeeper and grew up watching people's eyes. , well aware of the huge disparity in status, how cool can you make him
After all these years, the culprit has now apologized to him...
Zhao Pingci took a deep breath, and then exhaled it slowly. His eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth to endure it. It was already embarrassing enough, but crying would be too ugly.
The two of them didn't speak for a while. They were so close and holding each other like this. This was supposed to be the most intimate gesture between people.
If Zhao Pingci had not entered the palace, he would never have been so close to this woman in his life, but this was never what he longed for.
Zhao Pingci endured it for a long time, but couldn't help but ask, "Why did you insist on harming me back then..."
Even if she didn't defend such a playboy, Master Shangshu wouldn't really do anything to that person. Even if he were Shangshu, under the emperor's feet in the imperial city, he wouldn't try to harm other people's young masters in order not to be caught.
Only children of his kind can be disposed of at will.
He was really implicated for no reason, and his life was ruined with just one sentence.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't answer immediately. She didn't know what kind of psychology she had.
After thinking about it, she tentatively answered, "Actually, I liked you back then and couldn't bear to let you go, so I wanted to bring you into the palace..." Do you believe it
After Zhao Pingci heard this, he took a deep breath and roared into Shi Jiaojiao's ears, "Get out!"
No matter what the reason is, even if you just don't like it, saying you like it is pure nonsense.
At that time, Zhao Pingci had never seen the eldest lady. Besides, the eldest lady was very arrogant. Lord Shangshu was trained as a concubine. Do you like him? That's the biggest joke in the world.
The eldest lady and the slave fell in love and eloped, which was written in storybooks and sung on the stage. In reality, in a slightly better family, the ladies wish they had eyes in the sky, how could they see ants as low as dust.
Shi Jiaojiao's ears rang because of his roar, she shrank back and became happy, "I couldn't see the good in you at that time, it was my fault."
Shi Jiaojiao grabbed Zhao Pingci's hand and rubbed it twice, trying to calm his anger, "Don't worry about it, I don't dislike you."
See, is this what people say
Zhao Pingci was really shocked, "I don't need you, don't mind it!"
After saying that, he pulled off Shi Jiaojiao's hand from around him, turned around and faced the board again, and used his very undulating hips to lift Shi Jiaojiao away.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't know which lung tube of Zhao Pingci she had poked again, so she thought to herself that there was nothing wrong with what she said
Aren't you touched? She doesn't mind that Zhao Pingci is a eunuch. She doesn't even care that she can't applaud for love. Why is she still angry...
Shi Jiaojiao was puzzled. She hugged Zhao Pingci's waist from behind, and Zhao Pingci knocked her hand off again. She used so much force that Shi Jiaojiao's hand almost swelled.
He simply didn't reach out and coaxed him softly from behind.
Shi Jiaojiao has never coaxed someone like this before, but the personality of this world is a bit similar to the character of her little enemy. Shi Jiaojiao has only just figured out her feelings, and she is "lost and found again", so she is particularly patient.
But Zhao Pingci, who was so lucky, could not be coaxed no matter how hard he tried. No matter what Shi Jiaojiao said, he stuck his butt out and refused to answer, and would sneer from time to time.
Shi Jiaojiao thought for a while, then leaned into Zhao Pingci's ear and asked him, "How about we kiss again? Then don't be angry, okay?"
She felt that Zhao Ping was quite happy when they kissed just now.
In fact, happiness is out of the question. After all, there is no emotional basis, and Zhao Pingci himself has resentment towards Shi Jiaojiao, the "culprit".
But he has never been close to anyone. This kind of intimacy, excitement and freshness that he has never experienced before is greater than the psychological feeling. Even if he has lost the ability to go further, he is still a man after all.
But just now, I was caught off guard at the beginning, and the stimulation was too much in the middle. Reason did not occupy the high ground, and then I showed a desire to resist and welcome, as if I was too embarrassed.
Now not only has his rationality returned, but his anger has also taken over. When Shi Jiaojiao says this again, he sounds like a jerk who coaxes a decent woman to get on the bed.
If Shi Jiaojiao hadn't been killed, he wouldn't have survived. Zhao Pingci really wanted to go back and strangle this woman to death. She would be a disaster if she stayed in the world!
To strangle to death is to eliminate harm for the people!
Shi Jiaojiao was pushed again and her back hit the board. This time, there was absolutely nothing she could do.
"What do you want..." Shi Jiaojiao was helpless with a little anger, thinking in her heart that you were toasting instead of eating and being fined, but she still said, "You say it, I agree to it even if you say it." Don't be angry."
Zhao Pingci huffed and puffed like a dog that had just run for more than 200 miles. Hearing this, he sneered in an extremely sarcastic manner, "I asked you to let me out. Do you agree?"
Shi Jiaojiao pressed the button very happily. After all, she really couldn't coax her. She felt that Zhao Pingci was like a hedgehog now. No matter whether she had straight hair or reverse hair, her hands were pricked wherever she touched, so she might as well let him go first...
There was a "click-click" sound, and then the two people were squeezed together by the sloping wooden board, and then dragged upwards.
The wooden boards above were separated from both sides, and then folded down to the sides according to the height of the two people.
In the blink of an eye, the two of them came out of the narrow coffin-like mechanism.
The candlelight in the inner hall was bright, and his eyes, which had been dark inside just now, were used to the darkness. When the cold suddenly came out, Zhao Pingci squinted his eyes and blocked them with his hands.
Shi Jiaojiao got up from the bed and went down to the ground to extinguish a few candles, and the room became darker.
There was not a single maid serving in the inner hall, nor in the outer room. Shi Jiaojiao sent everyone to the door just to coax her little friend to play.
However, the little enemies started to fall out again while playing, and they couldn't play anymore, so Shi Jiaojiao released her.
"Don't be angry, let it go," Shi Jiaojiao smiled and looked particularly gentle. She poured a glass of water herself and handed it to Zhao Pingci, "Drinking more hot water is good for your body."
Zhao Pingci put down the hand that was blocking his eyes and raised his eyes to look at Shi Jiaojiao, "Didn't you say that someone would come tomorrow morning before he could be released?"
This was obviously a question, because Zhao Pingci refused to let Shi Jiaojiao out no matter what he said.
But because his tone was too calm, Shi Jiaojiao couldn't understand it for a while. She raised her eyebrows, thinking that he was being disrespectful, and asked, "You haven't stayed enough?"
Shi Jiaojiao sat on the edge of the bed and made a very eloquent suggestion, "Then why don't you go in? I plan to spend the night with you in there, and I have prepared snacks... "
While she was talking, Zhao Pingci had already jumped from the bed to the ground. He rolled in just now. Although his clothes were a little messy, his shoes were still well worn. After getting off the ground, he walked quickly towards the outside.
I don’t want to say another word to Shi Jiaojiao!
Shi Jiaojiao was about to run away as soon as she saw him, and she subconsciously chased after him before she finished speaking. Zhao Pingci saw her running out of the corner of his eye and quickly quickened his pace!
But when he reached the door, he stretched out his hand and pushed, using the usual practice to hit the door with his whole body, but the door did not move at all... Someone was pressing against the door!
Seeing that Shi Jiaojiao was about to catch up, Zhao Pingci's brain twitched for some reason, then turned around and ran towards the screen.
Next, a very strange scene appeared. Two people were like two kindergarten children, running around the screen, one running in front, and the other holding up her skirt and chasing behind, going around and around...
It wasn't until Zhao Pingci accidentally ran too fast and bumped into Shi Jiaojiao's back that the two of them rolled to the ground together like two running dung balls.