Shi Jiaojiao has never encountered such a situation before. Without the skills of the system, wouldn't the invisibility ability of all wishes come true be gone
When the emperor's voice came, Zhao Pingci was so frightened that he almost lost his pulse. Shi Jiaojiao was also frightened, but fortunately she was not completely frightened.
The reaction was quick enough, and he jumped directly to the bed, pulled the quilt to cover the two of them, and sat on the head of the bed.
He put his feet across Zhao Pingci's body under the quilt, and while holding on to the quilt, he started coughing again.
"Your Majesty... cough, cough, cough, my concubine's cold is getting worse..." Shi Jiaojiao pretended to be quite the same, and this series of reactions was quick and witty enough, but as the saying goes, a wise man will make mistakes after all his considerations.
The emperor had a dream last night about Concubine Jiao when she was young. Her light and graceful posture, which could be used to dance in the palm of her hand, had indeed fascinated the emperor for a long time.
In addition, in the past two days, he had quarreled with his new old beauty. No one in the world dared to quarrel with him. Although the emperor was new, there was a huge gap in his heart. He was the emperor, and all the women in the world belonged to him. Some of them don't give him face, while others want to be favored by him.
So in his dream at night, he also remembered that Concubine Jiao never seemed to come to him to flatter him in recent days. The emperor thought that Concubine Jiao had been in the palace for many years and had never been disobedient to him. Although she was too soft, she met Cui Mei now. Hard nails also began to miss the gentleness of Concubine Jiao.
Concubine Jiao lived next to him. After eating and drinking in the morning, the emperor sneaked to Concubine Jiao's residence along the courtyard. Firstly, he cared about his concubine who had been ill for a long time. Secondly, Cui Mei came from the palace of Concubine Jiao. The emperor still wanted to hint to Concubine Jiao. , asked her to help persuade Cui Mei, and threatened her with death at every turn. The emperor was really tired of it.
But I never expected it...
The emperor never imagined that one day he would not encounter such a thing, and he would see it with his own eyes.
I was shocked and speechless for a moment.
He didn't bring anyone with him when he came, not even his personal eunuch. When he regained consciousness, he subconsciously turned around and wanted to order someone to take the two on the bed, but found that there was no one behind him.
When Shi Jiaojiao saw the emperor's face, she realized that she had been exposed. The two of them were covered with a quilt, so the emperor wouldn't notice it at a glance. However, Shi Jiaojiao glanced under the bed and immediately stopped coughing and rubbed it. Face it.
No matter how much I can fit on the bed, I can't hold two pairs of shoes under the bed.
This was really a fatal mistake. Shi Jiaojiao saw the emperor trembling and raised his hand to point at her. The veins on his forehead danced happily, and his eyes stared as if they were about to pop out of their sockets. He was filled with energy. , brewing a mighty roar.
This place is too close to where the emperor lives. If the emperor roars, everyone will definitely be summoned.
Shi Jiaojiao's mind was in a mess for a moment, and she couldn't think of any particularly good solution. Seeing the emperor about to shout, she had no choice but to smile and wave to the emperor, "Your Majesty, come here quickly, don't you want to see who is under my concubine's quilt?" "
When she said this, the emperor's card was stuck, and Zhao Pingci trembled violently.
Zhao Pingci was born in this dynasty, and his fear of imperial power was engraved in his bones. He was so frightened that he couldn't even breathe. When Shi Jiaojiao said these words under the quilt, his blood suddenly ran cold. .
Shouldn't this be the time to kneel down and beg for mercy, desperately try to distance yourself from the relationship, or even recall the past and beg the emperor to show mercy and give him a whole body? !
Look what she said!
Shi Jiaojiao had no choice. She couldn't let the emperor shout, let alone let him leave like this.
But these words are too shocking. How can anyone who has been caught doing this say such things like a joke, let alone the current emperor!
The emperor was so shocked by Shi Jiaojiao that he roared so loudly that he choked back.
Shi Jiaojiao quickly seized the opportunity and raised her little hand to greet him, "Your Majesty, think twice. If your Majesty calls someone, everyone will see it. Where will your Majesty's face be?"
Shi Jiaojiao was gentle and coaxing, like a demon concubine, "Why don't you kill him with your own hands first, and then call someone else? No matter what you say, no one will know..."
The emperor was shocked for a moment, but now he calmed down and saw Shi Jiaojiao's face, which was actually smiling, with a terrifyingly gloomy expression. If there are special effects, they must be filled with a dark aura like a demon.
However, he was actually provoked to sha're:n** by Shi Jiaojiao's few words, and he was furious at the moment.
The person really can't wait, he wants to sha're:n now!
Zhao Pingci's heart was completely cold under the quilt, when Shi Jiaojiao told the emperor to kill him first to settle the matter.
Sure enough, women's hearts are the most poisonous. Sure enough, everything that comes out of this woman's mouth is like the venom spit out by a poisonous snake, which is fatal if contaminated.
It's really over this time, everything is over. He will definitely have no life to live, and his family will also be affected by him.
At this moment, his hatred for Shi Jiaojiao reached its peak. He bit Shi Jiaojiao's leg hard under the quilt, with such force that he wanted to bite off a piece of flesh.
Shi Jiaojiao jumped up like a monkey in pain and jumped from the bed to the ground. The emperor who walked to the bed slapped her on the side of her face and knocked her to the ground -
"Fuck..." Your mother.
Shi Jiaojiao's head was buzzing, and she covered her face and lay half on the ground, stunned by the beating.
The emperor had already walked to the bed and lifted the quilt covering Zhao Pingci.
Zhao Pingci met the emperor's gaping gaze and subconsciously wanted to get up and kneel down to beg for mercy. No matter what, he also wanted to fight for his family again.
But he had just received the stick, and the pain in his back was so severe that he fell back when he stood up. At this time, he was choked by the furious emperor.
Veins bulged on the back of the emperor's hands. He hated betrayal the most in his life, especially this kind of betrayal that was simply humiliating. His eyes were red.
Zhao Pingci was strangled by the neck, holding the emperor's arm with both hands, but could not break free at all. He was lifted up by the emperor, and his eyes turned white in an instant, and he was about to die before his eyes.
Zhao Pingci's fear and physiological tears caused by suffocation flowed down his face, and his vision became blurry.
He is going to die, but he doesn't want to die yet. He really doesn't want to. Even if he becomes an eunuch, he is still an ant living an ignoble existence!
His whole body was trembling, and his heart was filled with despair and hatred for Shi Jiaojiao.
Without her, he would have had a very ordinary, but happy life.
Zhao Pingci gradually breathed out more and less, his eyelashes trembled, and he blinked, thinking that he was going to die, and he had begun to hallucinate.
Otherwise, why would he see Concubine Jiao getting up, holding a vase half as tall as her, raising her hands above her head, with blood stains on the corners of her mouth, smiling like a life-seeking evil ghost, pointing at the back of the emperor's head...
"Clang! Crash-"
There was a loud noise, and Zhao Pingci's already weakened nerves were revived by the crisp sound of broken porcelain.
He vaguely saw the murderous expression on the emperor's face sluggish for a moment, and then the strength on Zhao Pingci's neck suddenly relaxed, and air rushed into his mouth and nose. Zhao Pingci fell on the bed, almost coughing out all his internal organs.
His ears were ringing due to lack of oxygen and tears were streaming down his face. The approach of death made his limbs sore and weak, and he could no longer feel the pain in his back.
When he finally took a breath, he saw Shi Jiaojiao jumping up and down from the corner of his eye, not far from him... beating the emperor.
"Hit me! Slap me?!" Shi Jiaojiao kicked the unconscious emperor on the shoulder, "Do you know who I am? I'm your fucking mother! You bastard!"
Using both hands and feet, Shi Jiaojiao seemed to be still unconvinced. The hairpin on her head was dangling wildly, and she was searching around the room with her hands on her hips. She then picked up the kettle on the table and swung it towards the emperor under Zhao Pingci's dumbfounded gaze.
This is her dream. In her dream, except for her little friends, everyone else is just an NPC to Shi Jiaojiao.
How ruthless have emperors been since ancient times
The real emperor in this world is not the one lying unconscious on the ground.
When these characters she created threatened her, they would be erased with an eraser when she made a typo. She would destroy them with her own hands without feeling moved.
Shi Jiaojiao smashed another teapot. The ferocious look on her face made Zhao Pingci shrink back in shock. He had no doubt that Shi Jiaojiao wanted to silence her.
Concubine Jiao... is so cruel, the people on the ground... on the ground are like today!
Seeing that the people on the ground were as dead as dogs, Shi Jiaojiao wiped the bloodshot eyes from the corner of her mouth and looked at Zhao Pingci.
Seeing Zhao Pingci half lying on the bed, staring at the emperor on the ground with eyes like bells, Shi Jiaojiao let out a breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Baby, are you okay?" Shi Jiaojiao said softly in a completely different attitude than when facing the emperor, "Watch your back and lie down quickly..."
Zhao Pingci slowly turned his neck and looked at Shi Jiaojiao with eyes filled with complex emotions, the most obvious of which was fear.
Shi Jiaojiao arranged her clothes a little, licked her lips, smiled and comforted, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, lie down quickly, I will handle it here..."
Zhao Pingci still stared at Shi Jiaojiao. Shi Jiaojiao slowly walked towards the bed, sat on the edge of the bed, and held Zhao Pingci's panic-stained face at close range, "It's okay, it's okay."
Even if she killed the emperor here, the emperor would not even leave his body behind.
In other words, if she kills the emperor here, the world will even be repopulated, and no one will know that she personally erased the emperor's existence.
Therefore, Shi Jiaojiao did not feel scared. She was slapped by the emperor and her face hurt. While coaxing Zhao Pingci, she gently pressed the tip of her tongue against her cheek flesh.
Shi Jiaojiao gently hugged Zhao Pingci's neck. Zhao Pingci was very obedient at first, but after a while, he suddenly pushed her away with very strong force.
Shi Jiaojiao was pushed from the bed to the ground and fell onto the unconscious emperor.
The gentle smile at the corner of her mouth gradually disappeared, and Lao Gao, whose face was swollen, luckily sat on the emperor and did not move, shouting at Zhao Pingci from the bottom up.
"Why are you so crazy?"
Zhao Pingci pressed her lips tightly, and Shi Jiaojiao sighed and said, "What on earth do you want? How else do I have to treat you so that you can understand?" You have to force me to do it, right
"Speak!" Shi Jiaojiao lowered his voice and shouted again, "I'm telling you, for a person like you who doesn't know what's good and what's good, why don't you just go somewhere..."
"You said you wanted him to kill me!" Zhao Pingci was very excited and his mind was confused. He knew that he shouldn't care about this now, because what was more serious than this was that the emperor passed out and died on the ground.
But just now because of Shi Jiaojiao's words and because the emperor almost strangled him to death, his true fear had not dissipated. He used his reason to analyze the situation in front of him, and said with red eyes, "Just now! You said you wanted him to kill me!"
Shi Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, remembering the sentence she had used to fool the emperor at the beginning, she suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
"Can I ask you to use your brain? It was obvious that I was just trying to fool him. If he had shouted at the top of his lungs, both of our heads would be gone now!"
Shi Jiaojiao said, picking up a porcelain piece from the ground, pulling the emperor's head up by his hair, placing the porcelain piece against his neck, and looked at Zhao Pingci.
He said in a calm tone, "Now tell me, if you ask me to kill him, I'll cut off his head without blinking. Do you think that's okay, little ancestor?"
Shi Jiaojiao didn't look like she was joking, and Zhao Pingci's unconscious mind was so frightened that she woke her up.
That is the current emperor. Although the two of them are now in a quarrel that cannot be ended, the crime of regicide makes Zhao Pingci scared to the bone even thinking about it.
"Don't... let go!" Zhao Pingci anxiously moved towards Shi Jiaojiao, "I believe it, I believe it!"
Shi Jiaojiao then let go of the emperor, threw the porcelain pieces on the ground, and sat back on the bed again this time, the two of them looked at each other closely.
The marks on Zhao Pingci's neck turned blue, and he was forced to sit up, his back hurting with cold sweat. Half of Shi Jiaojiao's face was swollen, and there were blood stains on the corners of her mouth.
But the two looked at each other for a while, and Shi Jiaojiao smiled with her half-swollen face. Zhao Pingci felt like his heart was being grasped by something, squeezing it back and forth, until he didn't know what to do.
He took the initiative to reach out and put his hand around Shi Jiaojiao's shoulders with some difficulty. He no longer held on, and put all his strength on Shi Jiaojiao's body, pressing Shi Jiaojiao and leaning back.
Shi Jiaojiao avoided Zhao Pingci's injury, held the back of his neck with one hand and his waist with the other, slowly leaned on the bed, closed her eyes and let out a sigh of relief.
Zhao Pingci put his neck on Shi Jiaojiao's shoulders and looked at the current emperor who was unconscious among the rubble on the ground and felt that the sky was falling.
But in this feeling of collapse, I don't know if it was affected by Shi Jiaojiao's too calm mood. There was a magical illusion that even if the sky fell, it wouldn't be able to hit him at all.
"We are doomed this time..." Zhao Pingci hugged Shi Jiaojiao and whispered.
Shi Jiaojiao pinched his neck, "Don't worry if you can't die... As long as I don't want you to die, no one in this world can kill you."
Shi Jiaojiao had said this before, but it was so outrageous that no one would believe it.
But at this moment, Zhao Pingci didn't know why, he felt that what Shi Jiaojiao said was true.
He still doesn't know what Shi Jiaojiao is doing to him, why she wants to be good to him inexplicably.
Zhao Pingci has always been quiet and has no good results. Today, when the incident happened, Zhao Pingci was shocked and scared, but there was no accident at all.
There is no airtight wall in the world, and there are many people in the harem. Even if the emperor does not come alone today on a sudden whim, this kind of thing cannot be covered up.
Zhao Pingci wanted to get rid of Shi Jiaojiao before this kind of thing was exposed, so that he could still live, but today's sudden exposure made him at a loss and made him feel sad that the dust had settled.
But he never expected that Shi Jiaojiao would dare to attack the emperor, and she would do it so cruelly. Even just now...
Just now I said... I could kill the king for him.
Zhao Pingci had never even dreamed of such a stormy sea. His dream was to inherit his father's legacy. Even if he couldn't be the housekeeper of the Shangshu Mansion, he could still be the housekeeper of other houses.
The wife he wanted to find was someone who was demure and gentle, like his mother. He also felt sad because his father had taken a concubine, so he was determined in his heart that it would be enough for him to only marry one wife in his life.
The peace and stability he pursues are completely contrary to the overly exciting attempt to have an affair with Concubine Jiao. Moreover, the two of them still have old grudges. How could Zhao Pingci not reject it or agree to it
But just now, the two of them had completely turned into grasshoppers on a rope, and they were still grasshoppers after autumn, and they could not jump up to a few days.
As long as the people on the ground wake up, the two of them will face an ending even more tragic than going to hell.
He should be afraid and should collapse, but at this moment, all his nerves are focused on Shi Jiaojiao's movements of squeezing his neck from time to time, and her hands around his waist, patting him comfortingly.
Someone is willing to kill the king for him.
It was almost like a dream.
Even if this person had harmed him, it would be like throwing a huge stone into Zhao Pingci's stagnant life.
The waves he stirred up were not something he could bear, but at this moment he didn't want to think about anything else. He just held Shi Jiaojiao in his arms. He didn't even have complicated feelings, just like a tired person relying on support.
"What should we do..." After a long while, Zhao Pingci spoke again, "My brother hasn't gotten married yet, and the Zhao family will be extinct..."
Shi Jiaojiao's face was still hurting, swollen and painful. When she heard this, she laughed even more.
"You still have time to worry about others. Does your back hurt?" Shi Jiaojiao was so gentle that she could drown her little enemy as long as he behaved well.
"Will we be punished by the Nine Clan? I still want to see my mother again..." Zhao Pingci seemed to be talking to himself, "Let me see my mother first, and then I can make it clear..."
"Explain what?" Shi Jiaojiao helped him lie down, then sat on the bed and pinched the side of his face, "Don't think about those messy things. If I say it's okay, it will be okay."
Zhao Pingci opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but Shi Jiaojiao pressed his lips with her fingers, "Listen to me, he just came by himself. He hasn't been looking for him for so long. No one except the people in my palace has seen him. "
Shi Jiaojiao said, "Tie him up first, um... just stuff him under the bed first. I'll go out and take a look at the situation, and then I'll think of a solution."
This suggestion is too unreliable, but Zhao Pingci is really at a loss now. No matter what the two of them do, it is already a capital crime, and it can be delayed for a while.
"Then I want to go see my mother," Zhao Pingci made a show of getting up again, but was pushed back by Shi Jiaojiao, "Can you just stay here and stay there? With such virtue, did you go back and tell your mother that you were beaten half to death? "
Zhao Pingci calmed down, but his expression kept changing, and he felt particularly flustered.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't say anything else, she just pulled the bed curtain, tied up the emperor very neatly, gagged his mouth, and stuffed him under the bed.
Shi Jiaojiao then opened the door and ordered the maid to come in and clean up. There were quite a few people standing at the door, and this time almost all the people she brought were standing here.
Shi Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and let everyone in. Everyone knew that Zhao Pingci was on Shi Jiaojiao's bed and saw the emperor coming. It is no exaggeration to say that they were all waiting for death at the door.
But as soon as they entered the room, except for the broken porcelain pieces on the floor, there was no trace of the emperor at all. Everyone looked at each other, and instead of relaxing, they became even more nervous.
Sure enough, Shi Jiaojiao was still speechless, "The emperor was knocked unconscious by me and stuffed under the bed. Don't look like you are going to the grave. As long as you cooperate with me, I guarantee that nothing will happen to all of us."
Everyone was so frightened that they knelt on the ground. Until now, they had no choice but to let Shi Jiaojiao manipulate them.
In fact, Shi Jiaojiao didn't have a particularly good idea in mind. She walked around outside and saw that the people around the emperor were not in a hurry to find anyone. Cui Mei seemed to have calmed down. She wandered back and went to the imperial physician to re-open the door. Took the plaster.
After re-applying the medicine on Zhao Pingci, Shi Jiaojiao ordered people to add soothing herbs to the soup that Zhao Pingci drank. After Zhao Pingci fell asleep completely, he sent out all the maids.
Then Shi Jiaojiao dragged the emperor out from under the bed like a dog to death.
He was still unconscious. There were injuries on his head and face, but they were not serious. Shi Jiaojiao was a girl after all, and she didn't have much strength. The reason why the vase broke so easily under her strength was because Made too thin.
A new teapot had been placed on the table. Shi Jiaojiao reached out and touched it. The temperature of the water was not suitable for refreshing one's mind. He stood up and walked to the cubicle. He came over with a basin of cold water and poured it on the face of the emperor on the ground.
After pouring a basin of cold water, the emperor woke up in a daze. His hair was all over his face. Shi Jiaojiao kindly knelt down and stretched out his hand to brush it back. However, the emperor opened his eyes. As soon as he saw Shi Jiaojiao, he started rolling on the ground like a caterpillar. Struggling and whining.
Shi Jiaojiao took out the bi'sh0u prepared in advance from her sleeves and pressed it on the emperor's delicate neck. The cold blade penetrated the skin and pressed on the fatal meridians. The emperor immediately stopped struggling.
Sure enough, no matter how high your status is, you are still afraid of the kitchen knife.
Shi Jiaojiao gave him a very gentle smile and said, "Calm down your emotions first and don't be nervous. Regarding the incident of catching someone in bed, there is no need to be so excited. I am not your concubine."
Shi Jiaojiao said simply, "You should have noticed something strange about me, so there is no need to be so angry. Your concubine is just dead and did not get involved with anyone else."
The emperor obviously did not believe what Shi Jiaojiao said. He was in a high position and had encountered all kinds of tricks and all kinds of people. He had already concluded at the first moment that the woman in front of him said this to avoid responsibility!
However, the emperor cherished his life more than anyone else and was more aware of current affairs. He looked like he had been fooled by Shi Jiaojiao, his eyes full of disbelief.
If it were another person, he would definitely think that the emperor believed it. After all, the acting was so similar, and the doubt and struggle in his eyes actually had levels.
But Shi Jiaojiao smiled as she watched it. The emperor was really not high enough to act in front of her.
Shi Jiaojiao pressed the knife on the skin with more force, "I know what you are thinking in your mind right now. You agree to whatever I say now and believe whatever I say. Then when I let you go, you will let us all go." Kill him, right?"
Shi Jiaojiao smiled with strong white teeth, and snorted when the emperor's expression finally cracked a little.
He took the bi'sh0u away, helped the emperor sit up, sat cross-legged on the ground, faced him face to face, and said calmly, "I know that you deliberately killed a wet nurse who abused you when you were a child, and I know that you once killed your nurse by mistake. My dear brother, I also know that the Queen Mother’s death was attributable to your handiwork.”
Shi Jiaojiao looked at the sudden change in the emperor's expression and curled her lips, "I know the thirty years before and after, everything about your childhood, and even more about everything about you in the next thirty years."
Shi Jiaojiao said, "You plan to release wasteland to farmers to weaken the landlords' control and influence over food. You also want to establish a military merit reward system in the army, right?"
Shi Jiaojiao tried hard to recall the great achievements of the emperor in this world in the later period, and many of the emperor's thoughts were affected when he met Cui Mei.
So now these "futures" mentioned by Shi Jiaojiao are only taking shape in the emperor's mind. He has not thought about it clearly at all, let alone mentioned it to anyone.
His expression finally changed. Seeing this change, Shi Jiaojiao reached out and patted his shoulder, throwing down the ultimate bait.
"I not only know what you can accomplish in the future, but also where you will end up," Shi Jiaojiao smiled like a spring flower, bright and scorching. This was indeed not the way the concubine smiled in the past.
Shi Jiaojiao said, "Your Majesty, do you want to be invincible and unstoppable?"