During the time the two of them stayed in the cave, Shi Jiaojiao really relaxed wholeheartedly. When her little friend came back, her heart that had been hanging for a long time seemed to have finally fallen to the ground.
Although the cave was not big, it was well prepared. Shi Jiaojiao was lying on the quilt, nestled in Zhao Pingci's arms and gnawing dried meat, feeling like a hamster submerged in stored food in winter.
The emperor was really unyielding towards her. He never lost one of the people he was looking for, and he seemed to be looking for someone alive or dead.
The two were nesting in the cave, not worried about being found. No matter how smart the emperor was, he would never have imagined that they would hide behind the mountain stream.
However, as the sky got darker, Shi Jiaojiao had eaten and drank enough, but she couldn't resist the three urgent needs of people.
"Keep it up," Zhao Pingci patted Shi Jiaojiao on the back, "I will take you out when it gets completely dark."
Shi Jiaojiao could hold it back originally, but the more Zhao Pingci comforted her like this, the more she wanted to pretend. This kind of almost unreasonable coquettishness could only be done by Shi Jiaojiao in front of her little enemy.
Zhao Pingci had no choice but to kiss her face and said, "How about you stay at the edge of the cave and I support you?"
It was really ugly and ugly. Shi Jiaojiao couldn't do it even if she held it to death. Zhao Pingci knew that she was just cheating and said seriously, "It doesn't matter. I won't look at it at all. You hurry up and be careful not to get it inside."
"Get out!" Shi Jiaojiao made Zhao Pingci flush with shame, "You did it on purpose!"
She lowered her voice and said coquettishly, pretending to hit Zhao Pingci.
Zhao Pingci didn't hide, and grabbed her hand with a smile, "Even if you get it inside, I won't dislike you."
"You're not done yet, are you?" Shi Jiaojiao stretched out her hand to pinch his neck, while Zhao Pingci leaned against the stone wall and hugged her waist, "It doesn't matter if you're just on top of me."
"That's enough!" Shi Jiaojiao growled, reaching out to cover Zhao Pingci's mouth.
Zhao Pingci smiled and said nothing, hugging Shi Jiaojiao. Even though the sky was getting dark, you could still see the sweetness on his face.
Shi Jiaojiao stopped making trouble and sat quietly on his lap, leaning on his shoulder, "It's good to have you back."
Zhao Pingci pressed his chin on Shi Jiaojiao's head, "It's great that you are here again in the dream."
The two people hugged each other, the atmosphere was extremely good, and they watched the sky darken outside the water curtain.
"Where are we going after leaving this hunting ground?" Shi Jiaojiao curled her fingers in Zhao Pingci's hair and asked him, "Have you got a good place in mind?"
Zhao Pingci paused and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to get out."
"What?" Shi Jiaojiao stood up, "Didn't you tell me that you prepared a rope to go down the cliff, so that you can go back to the city after you get off the cliff?"
Zhao Pingci looked at her, exhaled heavily, pretending to be serious, "I'm afraid I can't..."
"What's wrong with you? You're talking about tuberculosis again, but I haven't heard you cough again all afternoon. Don't think too much."
Zhao Pingci shook his head, and Shi Jiaojiao suddenly became extremely nervous. She reached out and started groping from his shoulder, "What's wrong with you? Are you injured?!"
Shi Jiaojiao was extremely anxious, "Then why didn't you tell me before..."
Zhao Pingci shook his head and pretended to fall to the side. Shi Jiaojiao was frightened to death and hurriedly shook him, "What's going on with you?"
Zhao Pingci spoke in a very low voice, and Shi Jiaojiao was actually deceived by him even for a moment. She leaned close to Zhao Pingci's mouth and listened to him speak in a low voice.
"I...I..." Zhao Pingci deliberately cut off Shi Jiaojiao's heart, and with a heavy smile, he circled Shi Jiaojiao's neck in this sideways posture and bit Shi Jiaojiao's ear, "I I can't walk because... my legs are numb from sitting on you."
Shi Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt angry, but Zhao Pingci choked her majestic roar, leaving only the sound of "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".
Zhao Pingci tightened his grip on Shi Jiaojiao's neck to prevent her from breaking free. He was domineering and wanton. When he let go of Shi Jiaojiao, she could no longer scream. Zhao Pingci leaned against her and said, "Don't shout. I will take you out for convenience. I'm attracting you." Man, do you want to run away with your pants halfway up..."
Zhao Pingci's hot-smelling lips were close to Shi Jiaojiao's ear and he spoke. Shi Jiaojiao was so angry with him, but she felt inexplicably sweet in her heart. She stretched out her small fist and hit Zhao Pingci's shoulder, but the force was as if he had sucked her dry just now. It seems that it can't produce much.
Zhao Pingci immediately grabbed her thrashing little hand. Even though the inside of the hole was almost invisible at this moment, Shi Jiaojiao could feel that he was smiling, a bright and flying smile when he succeeded in teasing her.
She wanted to see it.
Unable to see it, Shi Jiaojiao had no choice but to reach out and touch it. Zhao Pingci let her touch it with a smile. After a moment, he suddenly came closer and said, "Do you miss me to death?"
Shi Jiaojiao has never been too shy. Even in the first world, she never even fell in love. When she risked her life to seduce Zhuo Wenshu for the mission, she was never very shy.
But at this moment, for some reason, after hearing Zhao Pingci's words, her face began to heat up abnormally, and it tended to get hotter and hotter.
"Where do you want me to go?" Zhao Pingci was unwilling to let Shi Jiaojiao go, "Just tell me, I want to hear it."
Shi Jiaojiao's face turned red and even her neck felt hot. She pursed her lips and said nothing. She really did think about it. When she got home, she realized that she thought so.
Think everywhere.
But she didn't say.
Zhao Pingci couldn't get an answer from her, so he touched her full stomach with his evil knee.
Then in a very low voice, as if for fear of being heard, he whispered into Shi Jiaojiao's ear, "I know a kind of... that can make you feel more comfortable than usual. It's just right for you in your current state. Do you want to try it? Huh?"
Shi Jiaojiao felt that she was already like a boiling kettle. Zhao Pingci's last note rolled into her ears, causing her to tremble with excitement and almost couldn't hold it back.
This bastard!
He wanted to play with her. Shi Jiaojiao was embarrassed and angry, so she pinched his arm hard and said, "Get up and drive!"
Seeing that she was really angry, Zhao Pingci stopped making trouble. He got up and tied up the clothes of both of them in the dark. Then he unfolded and prepared the clothes in advance, enough to cover the tops of the two people's heads. Then he half-carried Shi Jiaojiao and walked out of the cave. .
My pants were basically wet, but my shirt and hair were not wet, so it wasn't that cold to the bone.
There was no one outside, at least no one could be seen in sight. The surroundings were quiet, with only the cool breeze blowing through my pants, and the occasional chirping of insects.
Shi Jiaojiao was held under Zhao Pingci's arm and walked quickly to the shore in the water. When they reached the shore, Zhao Pingci shook off the skins from the two of them and floated them on the water, casually placing them on the wormwood nearby.
"If it's convenient, just go here. It's just down the river." After Zhao Pingci said that, he turned his back to Shi Jiaojiao. Shi Jiaojiao's pants were soaked and she was shivering from the cold. When she got cold, her need to urinate became more serious. She couldn't care about anything and was minding her own business. It's convenient.
After it was over, Shi Jiaojiao tied her belt tremblingly and gritted her teeth in the cold, but Zhao Pingci was attentive, judging the current situation based on the slight sound of wind and the barely visible light of a few steps.
Unlike the previous life when he had internal power, where he could hear sounds from very far away, this time he could hear sounds not far away purely by relying on his ordinary ears.
But he could completely confirm that there was no one around here.
Shi Jiaojiao was trembling and couldn't fasten it. Zhao Pingci turned around and helped her get it done neatly. He held her in his arms and asked in a very calm tone, "Do you want to stay here for one night or not?" Leave now."
This question was really arrogant. The two of them were clearly running for their lives, but he made it sound like they were camping and could leave at any time.
In this world of Shi Jiaojiao, even those who are fully prepared would not dare to speak like this.
"Wha, what? Are you leaving?" Shi Jiaojiao clicked her teeth, "Are you leaving?"
"There is no one around here. As long as there is no one around, I can take you out." In fact, Zhao Pingci is not afraid of people. This is not a world of martial arts. He can be considered a master here just by knowing the moves. Besides, He also had Shi Jiaojiao constantly attacking him. If Shi Jiaojiao was completely safe, he would still dare to give it a try.
It's just that Shi Jiaojiao suppressed himself, and he, Zhao Pingci, Xihuan was in such a state, and didn't want to tell her so early, so for her safety, he did not choose close combat. Otherwise, he would have taken her out during the day.
"Really..." Shi Jiaojiao trembled. Thinking that this Zhao Pingci was not the other Zhao Pingci, she immediately swallowed her doubts, "I'm leaving tonight. I don't want to stay in the cave. It's damp inside!"
Zhao Pingci nodded, "Then wait for me here for a while."
As he spoke, he shook up the leather next to him, then went back and got some dry clothes for the two of them.
Coming out again, the two of them hugged their things and found a place where they could cover their bodies. They changed into dry clothes and shoes. Zhao Pingci put an extra cloak on Shi Jiaojiao, which finally made her warmer.
The two of them balled up their wet clothes and stuffed them into the grass, and then they ran towards the cliff together at night.
Neither of them spoke on the road. Shi Jiaojiao was actually very surprised, because Zhao Pingci was carrying her, and she hardly lost any strength. She was just like a little chicken being carried around.
But before the little enemy woke up, it was obvious that Zhao Pingci was extremely weak. When he said he had tuberculosis, Shi Jiaojiao almost believed him.
Now he is not strong enough to hold Zhao Pingci in his arms, he still has the same bone structure, but Shi Jiaojiao just feels that his bones can hold a man against ten thousand men!
Little did he know that the more she trusted him, the more Zhao Pingci felt that he had endless strength. While running, he felt that his strength was getting stronger and stronger. He even took the opportunity to kiss Shi Jiaojiao's face.
It didn't take the two of them long to reach the edge of the cliff. Zhao Pingci put down the stone, found a crooked neck tree, and started digging a hole on his knees beside the tree.
There were no stars tonight, except for a lone moon in the sky, which was quite round. Following Zhao Pingci's movements, dust was flying under the tree. After a while, a bundle of long ropes as thick as two fingers was actually dug out from under the tree.
Zhao Pingci tied one end of the rope around Shi Jiaojiao's waist, grabbed the other person's head and gave it a few swishes, then shook off the rope bundle. Then he grabbed the other end and tied it roughly on the tree a few times, then pulled Shi Jiaojiao toward him. Run in the direction of the cliff.
The bundling was really sloppy. Seeing that the buttons were not fastened, Shi Jiaojiao was frightened and hesitated, "No way, if we go down like this, we will fall to death!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the sound of three arrows swishing through the air came. Zhao Pingci grabbed Shi Jiaojiao with one hand and ran towards the cliff, protecting Shi Jiaojiao while shaking left and right to avoid the arrows. Intermittently, she flexibly held her arm again. Knot.
Shi Jiaojiao's heart was in her throat, but time was too tight. Before she could say anything else, she was pulled off the cliff by Zhao Pingci.
Shi Jiaojiao didn't see that Zhao Pingci finally hung the knot on a protruding rock wall on the cliff. She just thought that she was really going to become a pair of desperate mandarin ducks with her little enemy this time.
It’s still the kind where you have me in you and you in me, the kind where you are thrown into a pile and the muscles and bones are not separated from each other!
The rapid fall caused Shi Jiaojiao to scream subconsciously, but her screams were blocked again by Zhao Pingci, who had been hugging her, and she was blocked with her mouth!
Romance till death do you part? !
Shi Jiaojiao was really shocked this time. This thrilling moment of being about to be smashed into pieces was not suitable for intimacy! Her teeth were clenched during the fall. Zhao Pingci kissed her, which was not romantic! She just wants to bite people—
Shi Jiaojiao howled like a sow in her heart, because not only was she falling rapidly, there were arrows shooting down from above!
The two monkeys were swinging around in the air, but luckily they didn't get stabbed into hedgehogs.
Shi Jiaojiao calmed down and prepared to face the fact that she would turn into a rotten watermelon. After all, not only did Zhao Pingci jump without the rope tied up, but there were pursuers on top of him. The rope broke with a slash, and there was no chance of them both surviving!
But just as Shi Jiaojiao closed her eyes tightly and fought hard, her fall suddenly slowed down, followed by the harsh friction sound of the rope and the cloth. Shi Jiaojiao wanted to see, but she couldn't see anything. She only knew that her teeth were getting sore with the friction sound. , the slower the two people fall.
Finally, he stopped completely and swung towards the mountain wall. Shi Jiaojiao thought to herself again, but it turned out that she was beaten to death instead of falling to death? !
If you shoot it, will it collapse everywhere...
Zhao Pingci finally let go of Shi Jiaojiao's lips, and Shi Jiaojiao's voice instantly echoed throughout the valley. She had only seen extreme sports on TV, and had never wanted to try them in her life, nor did she like them.
Now she is more sure that it’s not fun!
But nothing happened as expected. The intensity of the two shots towards the mountain wall was suddenly slowed down by a stubborn big tree growing on the cliff. The inertia suddenly blocked and then swung, and then her waist The rope between them opened, and the two hugged each other and fell down.
Shi Jiaojiao finally landed on this not-so-long stretch of cliff with almost half of her brain cells dead. She was surrounded by soft and fluffy wormwood. She lay on the ground and looked at the lonely moon in the sky for a long time. Couldn't recover.
Both of them were panting. Zhao Pingci got up first, pulling Shi Jiaojiao, who still didn't know whether she was alive or dead, whole or just flesh, got up from the ground, took her arm, and continued to run away.
The pursuers above noticed the two and jumped off the cliff without realizing it. They immediately cut off the rope that Zhao Pingci had scrawledly tied to the big tree.
It's just that the rope tied to the big tree was just a false shot. The real focus was the rope hanging on the protruding rock on the cliff. By the time the pursuers found the rope, they had already landed.
The people above were unable to chase them down and could only shoot arrows randomly. However, when Zhao Pingci was Feng Yuanhuai, he had experienced hundreds of battles. With this little trick, even if he was not 100% sure, he could still avoid it by twisting in mid-air. A ** out of ten.
If the pursuers want to come down, they must come from the other side and pass the checkpoint at the Royal Hunting Ground. In fact, Shi Jiaojiao and Zhao Pingci have enough time to escape. The reason why Zhao Pingci pulls Shi Jiaojiao away in such a hurry is because he does not want to ruin the tension. In such an atmosphere, he wanted to have fun with Shi Jiaojiao.
Escape is more adrenaline-stimulating than fighting. Although Shi Jiaojiao spent most of his efforts with the help of Zhao Pingci, when he ran from the bottom of the cliff towards the dark woods leading to an unknown place, he really felt that he had also used the ancient times. With great strength, he ran as fast as a horse trampling a flying swallow.
The two of them ran all the way until they came out of the edge of the forest. This place was a mountain valley with lush trees. Even if the pursuers came after them, the two of them could easily avoid them. Moreover, in the middle of the night, they could not pursue them at all. The traces, this road, are not directly leading out of the city, and they would not have guessed it.
Zhao Pingci relaxed and was planning to take a rest, so he started teasing Shi Jiaojiao again.
He suddenly covered his side and fell to the ground with a thud, letting out a painful groan.
Shi Jiaojiao ran too fast and had no time to brake. She rushed out several steps before she realized that the people around her were not following her.
Although there are no stars tonight, the moon is still round, not enough to see everything clearly. It took me so long to get used to it, but I can barely see it.
Shi Jiaojiao was panting like an old cow, huffing and puffing. She realized something was wrong. When she turned around, she saw Zhao Pingci lying on the ground.
She is a writer, and she often watches bloody TV series. In this kind of scene, the scene where the companion suddenly falls to the ground after escaping from death is so damn common!
Usually, the companions are already dead, either shot, sword or arrowed, and they will not survive anyway.
Shi Jiaojiao turned her head and felt that the hair on her head stood up, not to mention the hair on her head.
He ran over, rolling and crawling, unable to suppress his violent breathing, and said in an urgent and intermittent voice, "What...what's wrong with you!"
Zhao Pingci pressed his side, and there was really an arrow there. Shi Jiaojiao followed his hand and touched it.
It had indeed penetrated his robe while he was hanging on the cliff for shelter. When it reached the bottom of the cliff, it was broken in half, but it was firmly stuck on his clothes.
Zhao Pingci was in a hurry to run away with Shi Jiaojiao, so he ignored it. It came in handy at this moment.
"I'm fine," said Zhao Pingci, who has come from so many worlds, and his acting skills are so good that Shi Jiaojiao will sometimes be deceived.
"Run! The pursuers are coming..." Zhao Pingci said intermittently, suppressing the pain, and her voice was very similar to that of Zhao Pingci.
Shi Jiaojiao's breath was suffocated, thinking that it wouldn't be so bloody!
Just as he was about to touch his wound again, Zhao Pingci pushed Shi Jiaojiao's arm. "Hurry up... leave quickly!"
"What are you talking about! How can I walk like this? Get up quickly, I'll help you..." Shi Jiaojiao said, going to help Zhao Pingci, but Zhao Pingci grabbed her arm and shook her head, tears of "desperation" fell down, Especially crystal clear in the dark night.
"I can't do it anymore... leave quickly," Zhao Pingci said, "don't look back..."
By this time, Shi Jiaojiao had already noticed something was wrong. Zhao Pingci wouldn't let her touch the wound, and the transition from walking like flying to falling to the ground was too fast.
Coupled with what Zhao Pingci said, she knew her little enemy very well. Her little enemy's feelings for her were never about sacrifice and devotion. If he was really hit by an arrow and wanted to die here, he would definitely not let Shi Jiaojiao go like this, but would propose to go together. Die so that we can get together early in the next world.
"What about you?" Shi Jiaojiao stared at his performance and answered calmly.
"I... it's okay with me," Zhao Pingci said with great enthusiasm, "It's just that before I leave... can you... can you say you love me, then I..."
Zhao Pingci's tears fell, and they slid out in a cold arc under the lonely moonlight, "Then I will die without regrets."
Shi Jiaojiao: "..." Damn you are pretending!
Her brain caught up quickly and her acting skills were even faster. She let out a sob, hugged Zhao Pingci, lowered her head and trembled, as if she was crying, but actually she was laughing. She raised her head again, leaned into his ear and said, "I love... you big hammer!"
The shout came from behind, making Zhao Pingci so excited that he almost jumped up from the ground.
Shi Jiaojiao slapped him hard on the head, got up and left.
Zhao Pingci quickly jumped up and chased, "Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao!"
Shi Jiaojiao didn't look back, her smile widened. If she were an ordinary girl, she would definitely be angry if she was teased like this.
But Shi Jiaojiao was not angry at all, she just thought it was fun. She understood various emotions and knew how a normal person should behave now.
But when this emotion happens to her, she is not sensitive and needs more stimulation.
It is difficult for her to like someone, but after she likes this person, no matter what this person does, she will not get angry easily. She needs strong emotions and love and hate, whether it is playing or serious.
Zhao Pingci knew Shi Jiaojiao best and knew that she would not mind such a joke. After catching up, he grabbed Shi Jiaojiao's hand. Shi Jiaojiao did not shake it away, but turned to pull the arrow still hanging on his waist.
"Where are we going?" Shi Jiaojiao asked, holding the arrow in her hand.
Zhao Pingci put his arm around her shoulders and walked with bumps in his steps, holding in his mouth some piece of wormwood he didn't know when. "Where do you want to go? I'll listen to you..."
One month later.
The emperor was sitting in the study, and the guard who reported the report left. There was no accident, and there was no trace of him as before.
"Is it possible that we can still escape?" The emperor swept his long sleeves, and a stack of official documents was swept to the ground.
The royal hunting ground was searched inside and outside, but no one was alive or dead, no corpses were found. The city gate was closed tightly, not even a fly flew out. The city was searched several times with three feet of ground. This person has disappeared from the world!
There was a severe drought and insect infestation in Nanxi County. The emperor was in dire straits and could not find Shi Jiaojiao. He was irritable and irritable, and no one dared to persuade him.
He was already possessed by demons. He had the help of a know-it-all like Shi Jiaojiao, but now he suddenly lost it. The things he used to solve step by step, now he always thinks that if Shi Jiaojiao was here, this kind of thing would not happen, and he feels more and more unable to deal with it. .
He had never cared about a woman so much in his life, but it was not because of Lao Shizi's love and beauty. He had not entered the harem for a full month.
At this moment, Shi Jiaojiao, whom he had missed countless times, was in a small village on the edge of the imperial city. She was dressed in linen clothes and had something painted on her face. She looked black and yellow and wrinkled.
She was sitting on the millstone and playing tricks. Different from the skin on her face, her fingers were porcelain white and slender. She pinched a wicker and said "Drive, drive!" and whipped the "donkey" of the mill.
This donkey was none other than Zhao Pingci, whom the emperor hated so much that he vowed to kill Ling Chi if he caught him. His face was the same as Shi Jiaojiao's, black and yellow, and he looked like a middle-aged couple.
It's just that the coarse robe cannot cover his slender figure belonging to a young man, and his back is not as hunched as an old man's, but as straight as a green pine.
Zhao Pingci has an old orange-skinned face, and Shi Jiaojiao's smile is so cute that it can kill flying insects passing by, but his voice is clearer and better, like the tinkling of a clear spring.
"Old lady, stop smoking. If you don't come down, you won't be able to eat fresh tofu tonight..."
The author has something to say: Shi Jiaojiao: Happy! (beautiful)
Zhao Pingci: Happy! (Bian'er)