The warm sunshine was shining down, the Mary River in the distance was exuding sparkling waves, and Ansu's sunny and innocent smile was displayed on the magic screen in the hall.
Just with this innocent smile, the audience's impression score of Ansu improved a lot.
Someone who can smile so brightly shouldn't be able to program underworld magic, right
They secretly thought in their hearts.
Since this young man said he wanted to solve the noise problem between neighbors, he must start with noise reduction.
With the rapid development of Falore in recent years, the streets are lined with houses, and the noise problem from neighbors is quite serious, and most of the citizens present are suffering from it.
What kind of magic will this boy use
It must be a friendly magic.
"The noise problem from our neighbors has brought a lot of inconvenience to our daily lives."
Ansu said loudly, "Many times, even if we come to communicate with you, we can't stop the noise, but will make the situation worse."
"Hello." Ansu said, "What's your name?"
This insult has transcended the body itself and reached the level of directly attacking the soul.
Is there any Yu Jie Yin
"Now I'm going to ask a man to come on stage to assist me."
"In order to solve this situation and for the [friendly] coexistence between neighbors, I combined the two magics of [Earth Vibration] and [Structural Protection] to create a dual magic that can soothe everyone's body and spirit."
"Hello." This man had been at home for a long time and showed quite a lot of stage fright. However, his voice was rough and thick, not pleasant to hear. It had the feeling of gravel rubbing against the stone slabs. "My name is. My name is John. ”
"I named it [Friendly Exchange]"
"It's taking a huge toll on our bodies and our minds."
This style of painting has completely changed!
"Ara~ What a cute little boy~" The cold boss with a scar on his cheek and a machete in his hand responded disdainfully.
Ashley's expression was extremely ugly. She should have known better than to imagine that Ansu could show a normal style.
This is clearly a cute seven or eight-year-old little loli!
"Tone a little stronger." Ansu encouraged.
No matter how offensive the words are, they will not have any offensive power if they are spoken in such a soft voice.
What's more, the ending sound actually added 'meow' automatically.
The voice just now was soft and sweet, like jujube candy brewed in the spring breeze. It was as soft as a kitten, as soft as fluttering cotton. There was a cuteness and childishness in the ignorant voice. How could this be a grown man? The sound that can be made
This magic is not only useful in neighborhood quarrels. Whenever you need to have a fight, cast [Friendly Communication] on the other party first!
Directly changed the opponent's voice!
What kind of mental insult is it to turn a big man into a lolita
Ashley gradually felt something bad in her heart.
John's throat moved, and he felt a little itchy deep in his throat. He seemed to cough a few times, "Boom."
The noise between the neighbors is too loud and can be heard by all the neighbors. I also throw a [Friendly Communication] in there and change his gender into a cute lolita tone.
"Cao, Cao you damn meow."
Soothe body and mind at the same time
Ashley frowned, could it be healing white magic
But she had never heard of any white magic that could heal both body and spirit at the same time.
"Meow, meow, meow, you gangster, meow~" the bald man with tattoos all over his body, shirtless and a fleshy face scolded angrily.
What kind of magic is this
"Please feel free to curse." Ansu continued, "Do as much abuse as you want to the audience."
The magic brought by Anzu was modified and guided by the former demigod Miss Bones.
“We tend to have neighborhood conflicts break out because of noise issues.”
White magic that can achieve this effect at the same time is even more terrifying than space magic.
Meow
Are you coming to meow
The citizens stared at the pot-bellied man on the stage, watching his fat and shiny cheeks, watching his thick lips spitting out the meow words, and listening to his cute little animal expression. The sound of reprimanding made me feel that this world was absurd and terrifying.
"The 'structural protection' circuit can protect your vocal cords, while the 'earth vibration' distorts the vibration of your vocal cords, so that the sound produced will be modified. In addition to this type of sound, there are also sounds that are more biased toward adult women. ”
Anzu explained with a smile.
The citizens screamed in their hearts.
"[Friendly communication]." Ansu smiled and used this magic on him, "Please feel free to curse."
How could this fight be possible
He widened his eyes
The entire audience's eyes widened.
John was a little shy. He put on a greasy face and tentatively said to the audience,
"Dear me, I hate you, meow."
Unlike Liszt, this time Ansu chose a man to take the stage!
After Ansu's careful selection, an older man with a fat face and greasy hair like shriveled algae, with beer bottle eyes and a potbelly, walked to the podium unsteadily.
Even John was shocked, because he had no intention of speaking like this, and even the ending sound was added automatically.
If you don't look at the face and just listen to the voice, it can already be described as enjoyment.
What kind of weird magic is this!
"When you have a serious quarrel with your neighbor, you can use [Friendly Communication] magic on your neighbor," Ansu's smile was so sunny, "This can relieve the mental pressure caused by the quarrel and heal your soul."
Ansu said calmly, "There will even be violent quarrels, various uncivilized language duels, and all kinds of dirty words. This will seriously damage the city's civilized construction. This is not [friendly] ”
The men here can already imagine many scenes like this, such as gang wars, street duels between gang bosses from both sides, and some trash talk according to martial ethics.
If he continues to make loud noises, his lolita sound can be heard by the neighbors. What a shameful punishment for his soul!
Liszt and Arthur's magic monopolized the female market of beautiful and ugly women, while Ansu's magic completely monopolized the male market!
After all, what man doesn’t know how to curse, and what man doesn’t like Loli Yujieyin
no doubt,
This is completely evil magic, comparable to Liszt's [Space Distortion] evil magic. This kind of taboo magic must not be spread!
Otherwise, the whole of Farol will be filled with the sound of Loli Yin Yujie.
The citizens thought so in their hearts and resisted in various ways on the surface, but they all unanimously voted for Ansu so that they could receive this magic.
The reason is simple, you can do without it, but you can’t live without it.
If you give someone a bad rap in the future and the other party uses [Friendly Communication], but you have no countermeasures, wouldn't it be completely over
Suddenly, Ansu's vote count soared.
One hundred votes, one hundred and fifty votes
There are also some voters whose hearts are even deeper and darker.
If the inventions and creations from the three places on the border are combined at the same time, they can be combined into one
Arthur's [Fair and Honest] coding, Liszt's [Space Distortion] retouching, Ansu's [Friendly Communication] voice changing,
A whole new genre was formed.
Already invincible.
These greasy men can also fish for Kaizi's money!
This is a match made in heaven!
No one can stop it, no one can match it.
As soon as these cold and terrifying thoughts appeared, they spread like mushrooms among the crowd. More and more people realized that this terrible combination existed. Whether they were men or women, their faces became increasingly pale.
For normal human men, the person they fall in love with online will just die in public. If the person they date is still a man, and they flirt with him for several months, but the person turns out to be a foot-picking uncle, then their souls will wither in an instant!
For normal human women, in addition to women, their competitors include men!
This magic sect must not be spread. Looking at these three places separately, each one is a forbidden magic, and each one is a unique skill. If they are put together, it will be a world-destroying evil sect. Even the esoteric believers must surrender to them!
But after saying this, they couldn't stop voting. After all, they can use it, but they can't live without it!
The emergence of Ansu [Friendly Exchange] completely changed the quantitative change into a qualitative one. Not only did his vote count soar, it also drove the votes of Liszt and Arthur to soar all the way.
This is the bond between the three of them as teammates, and they torture everyone together in a tacit understanding.
In just three minutes, Ansu's votes were approaching the 200 mark, and he was about to surpass the third-placed Priest Ashely. The staff at the backstage were horrified to see this. The top three in this event couldn't all be non-union staff, they couldn't all be ordinary saints, otherwise the union would start to consciously lower Ansu's votes wherever they put their face.
Slowly, some of the votes were added to Ashely's votes.
Stealing tickets is a technical job and they can't do it too obviously.
Ansu's vote growth trend gradually slowed down and gradually stabilized, finally stabilizing at 210 votes, fourth place.
Ashley, 300 votes, third place.
Liszt, 360 votes, second place.
Arthur, four hundred votes, first place.
"It's finally over." The priest wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Ashley didn't know the inside story yet, but she understood that Ansu's performance was not over yet.
What Ansu said was 'double healing of body and spirit'. Based on her understanding of this birth, it translated into 'double torture of body and spirit'. '
Ansu has already shown the mental torture.
But Ansu has not yet shown the physical torture.
As expected, Ansu coughed slightly, with the sunny smile still on his lips, "Despite this, there are still many stubborn neighbors who can make noise even if they don't speak."
He looked around at the crowds of citizens in the audience and said gently:
"For example, the sound of decoration, the sound of skipping rope, and the sound of hammering on the wall. In this case, simply modifying the neighbor's voice will not be effective."
Is there any clever trick in this life
The citizens watched Ansu warily. This time, they would never be deceived by the young man's innocent smile.
Who would have thought that the magic written by a young man with such a sunny smile would be so underworld.
But what this guy said is quite good.
Many times, the noise is not the sound of neighbors talking, but the sound of various objects colliding.
This is also the most troublesome for citizens.
The street government is also working hard to solve this kind of problem, building soundproof walls and constructing trees. All of them are to eliminate noise, but because the cost is too high, they finally give up.
The problem that the government cannot solve can only be solved by this young man in front of me
They were skeptical.
"Facing this situation," the bright sunshine covered Ansu's cheeks, and his smile was more heart-warming than the sunshine, "it is time to use the second function of [Friendly Communication], which requires more magic."
Ashley suddenly noticed something,
She is a magic genius. When Ansu casts a spell, the genius is as if she has already observed the magic circuit of [Friendly Communication].
More complex and more subtle than imagined.
In terms of the sophistication of the magic itself, it has far surpassed the magic of Lister and Arthur. Regardless of the function, just the rating, the rating in the Magic Guild is also excellent.
This is not magic that can be done at the saint level.
How could she know that Ansu was cheating
This effect was achieved by stealing the magic value supply from the Magic Association and summoning Miss Bones, who understands demigod level magic, for three minutes, allowing the latter to put forward various suggestions for improvements to [Friendly Communication].
Aixili didn't know that Ansu had made a trick, so at this moment, she was only surprised.
Isn't it good for this guy to put his head to serious use
Ashley could already imagine what Anzu would do next.
In full view of everyone, magic power began to gather around Ansu. He guided this magic power, pointed his finger at the sky, and used [Friendly Communication] on the ceiling.
The previous one was a sophisticated version of [Friendly Communication], but this time it was a violent version of [Friendly Communication]
The magic circuit of structural protection ensured that the ceiling would not be destroyed. At the same time, the magic circuit of earth vibration began to exert its original function, creating violent vibration ripples.
Those violent ripples spread outward in circles along the solidified ceiling, like ripples in a pool. The sound waves rebounded during the collision, and the original subtle sound was rapidly amplified in an instant. , the sound surged like a tidal wave.
The ceiling was shaking violently, and the sound of vibrations swept up.
The citizens are in the lobby on the first floor of the Magic Guild. The second floor is the warlock's alchemy room. Magic writing requires concentration and there is no room for mistakes.
A macho warlock was concentrating on his experiments when he suddenly heard a monstrous noise downstairs.
The desperate noise was a direct destruction of the body, a complete physical attack. The ears could not bear it at all, and the magic writing failed directly.
Furious, he immediately came to the corridor angrily, stuck his head out, and wanted to insult someone downstairs.
Ansu immediately used a silky small combo, followed by a sophisticated version of [Friendly Communication], and the warlock's curses immediately became soft and cute.
"Ugh, stop it, meow! Bastard meow!"
The macho warlock was stunned for a moment, and all the citizens in the hall looked up at him and whispered.
"Hey?"
Under the gaze of nearly a thousand pairs of eyes, the warlock felt that his spirit had been greatly attacked, and he was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide!
The filthy words he was originally mouthing could no longer be uttered. Now he just wanted to get into a hole in the ground.
Seeing this scene, Ansu smiled with relief and satisfaction.
This warlock is a typical case.
With the dual physical and mental healing of [Friendly Communication], he resolved another bad neighbor dispute.
As the macho warlock fled, the entire hall fell into dead silence.
This dead silence lasted for half a minute,
The next moment, Ansu's votes soared.
One can imagine the motivation of citizens to vote like crazy.
This terrifying and evil top-level magic, this forbidden evil that can humiliate the enemy both physically and mentally, can already be called a deterrent weapon.
You don’t have to use it, but you can’t live without it.
What nascent magic!
Ansu's votes overwhelmed Ashley, Liszt and Arthur, and won the first place.
A staggering nine hundred and seventy-one votes were reached.
Even if the staff wanted to suppress votes, they couldn't.
Ultimately, they can only make certain adjustments.
When almost all citizens have chosen Ansu, if they deliberately suppress their votes, it will only be exposed.
By then, the impact on the event’s reputation will be even more serious.
In addition, Ansu's magic was designed to be quite sophisticated and ingenious, even surpassing that of many senior magic researchers. It was actually designed to have two different effects depending on the level of magic input.
Sophistication deserves first place
Ashley even had a premonition that all conflicts between neighbors in the future would be preceded by the sentence 'We promise not to use [Friendly Communication] first'!
From today on, this series of forbidden magic will be widely circulated in the world. They have no precise classification. People in the market call them border magic.
Among them, border magic occupies the leading position, and people all respect its name—
[Friendly exchange]
[Basic Magic]
[Consumption of magic value 1 (precision version), consumption of magic value 2 (violent version)]
[Effect: By protecting the vocal cords and slightly distorting the sound waves, it can finely adjust the caster's voice; it can also be used on buildings to input violent magic power, strongly spreading the sound waves, and making noisy sounds. Lasts ten minutes]
[Note: Ansu Morningstar is a devout saint. After many years of research, he has discovered that the First Saint is also a rare branch of the Holy Light]
(End of chapter)