Two o'clock in the afternoon, Crow Lane.
The low wind whistled through the streets, rustling the broken doors and windows of the houses, and the sun couldn't shine into Crow Alley.
Only the cold wind and the shadow of dark clouds shrouded this dilapidated alley all the time, giving people a chilling feeling as if the rain was about to come and the wind filled the building.
"Bishop Merlin actually really likes you, but because the world does not tolerate it, he deliberately alienated you!"
Bishop Rada saw that these two people were swearing, and he couldn't help being shocked, "Do you really mean what you said?"
He now wore the appearance of a beautiful girl and frowned slightly, expressing doubts about the authenticity of these two guys' words.
"Everything we said is true." Liszt and Arthur said with sacred faces. They were definitely not lying. They sincerely wanted to help His Majesty Merlin and Bishop Rada. "We personally found out from the Kingdom of Heaven. Top secret information."
"No one else knows the news."
After saying that, the two people couldn't help but straighten their chests proudly, with triumphant smiles on their lips, claiming credit, "Even Brother Chaos Staircase doesn't know it yet!"
When Lada saw the expressions of these two people, it didn't seem like they were lying.
It's not that Rada trusts these two guys, it's just that they don't dare to lie to themselves given their courage.
To be on the safe side, he used a secret identification technique from the Painful Esoteric Cult to analyze their souls with spiritual vision. He saw that the souls' emotions fluctuated steadily, and their heartbeats and pulses did not change. This shows that this statement is indeed true, and they have indeed made progress. to heaven.
Bishop Rada began to think about what the two said. In fact, thinking carefully about what Merlin did today, he also felt strange.
If Merlin didn't have him in his heart, why would he deliberately alienate himself
I also deliberately fought with myself for a whole year,
If Merlin doesn't have himself in his heart, why doesn't he find other esoteric demigods
The more I think about it, the more likely it seems.
Bishop Rada is not a pedantic person. He has also studied this situation specially. Especially after binge-watching several issues of "The Forbidden Love of the Cursed Child and the Maid Lady" in the past few days, he has initially become a master of love.
Academically, Merlin's type is defined as "tsundere".
As soon as he thought about this, Lada felt that his scalp was itching, and it was more likely that his head and hair were about to grow. His mentality, which had been calm and had seen through the world of mortals, became bald and restless, and the troubles that had been pulled out were faintly twitching. Signs of root growth.
"It's just that Your Majesty Merlin has a grudge after all, so she pretended to be a woman to date him to hide her from others." Liszt suggested, "It's not too late to reveal your feelings after a long time of love."
Bishop Rada felt in his heart that Merlin was the key to the return of his flowing scarlet hair.
At this time, he could no longer care about the bishop's reserve.
Bishop Rada quickly asked Arthur and Lister, "What should I do?"
After all, Yoko and Yue'er are both seniors in being women. At this time, they still have to ask their seniors for advice.
"Don't bring any weapons and equipment. It's better for girls to be ladylike." Liszt said calmly, and Arthur added, "It's best not to wear any clothes. This will show that you are sincere and take this date seriously. "
Yes. Bishop Rada nodded. Although he didn't understand, he felt that what he said made sense.
"You can wear the Anle of the Holy Infant to cover your private parts. Ah, it is the most high-end luxury product in the imperial capital. It is used by noble girls." Liszt even did not forget to promote the product.
Bishop Radha is a famous person in the esoteric religion.
At that time, dozens of photos will be taken to greatly publicize the situation and let all the esoteric believers know that the famous murderer Radha also likes to wear diapers. With the celebrity effect, their orders will skyrocket, their tickets will make huge profits, and they will eventually completely open up the blue ocean market of the esoteric sect.
By then black and white will take all, and there will be no rivals.
Liszt pushed up his glasses, with a wicked smile on his lips. Everything was under his control.
Bishop Rada felt that what Liszt said was reasonable. After all, this thing was expensive, and expensive things must be better.
He was satisfied in his heart and felt that these two people had made a contribution, so he boldly assured Liszt and Arthur, "If you two can really help me, I will be rewarded when the deed is accomplished!"
Liszt and Arthur looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
"Bag got it."
"Hmph, love is war!" Liszt and Arthur both snorted and clapped their chests, "As long as you listen to us, you'll win!"
What they were waiting for was Bishop Rada's words.
As long as they succeed in bringing the two of them together and achieve such great achievements, not only will they be rewarded heavily by the Tantric Cult, but after His Majesty Merlin hears about their great achievements tomorrow, the promised reward will also be much richer.
Merlin gained love, Bishop Radha also gained love, everyone won once, and it will be a win-win for them both!
For the happiness of all mankind, Liszt and Arthur should fight to the end.
As long as they have the help of these two love geniuses, Bishop Rada will surely win this battle of love minds.
It's just a pity that Brother Ansu didn't get such a wonderful job. If Brother Ansu knew about it, he would definitely regret it. Liszt and Arthur couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.
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3pm. Lavender field.
The afternoon wind blew away the clouds in the sky, and the sun smudged the scattered clouds, dyeing the sky into layers of pink and white, and the deep purple lavender fields swayed in the wind, causing ripples.
The colorful clouds in the wind and the sea of lavender flowers are an auspicious time to fall in love.
"There will definitely be an expert on the other side to help!"
Ansu was shocked. From the invincible attire of Ms. Mie Mie, who was half-naked and wearing a diaper, Ansu could tell that the military advisor on the other side was of a high rank. They must be two imbeciles in love, and they were probably not as good as him. Down.
If I ask who in this world can rival myself, the answer is that it is ready to come out.
"Ansu. How should I resist now?" Merlin's scalp was half numb when he saw Miejie's attire.
He has only been imprisoned in the Kingdom of Heaven for a year. How come the trends in this world have evolved to such an outrageous level
It seems that I really can’t stay in heaven any longer.
Otherwise, when he comes out next time, he will become a primitive man.
"There's no rush." Although the incident happened suddenly, Ansu remained serious and calm, "Let's play with them first. According to the general practice, the man should first compliment the woman's dress on a date. You can try to praise her a few times first. "
Where
Looking back on the life of Dharma God Merlin, he has never encountered setbacks and twists and turns, nor has he encountered so-called mountains.
Like the protagonist described in all story novels, he is a genius among geniuses. He can understand all magic at a glance and understand all knowledge at a glance. But today he finally encountered the first problem in his life.
Even if he could see through all the magic in the world, Merlin couldn't see through a woman.
Merlin Mian stared at the exhibitionist and perverted attire of Miejie. After looking up and down, he couldn't find any clothes that could be praised. He only saw that her lower body was wearing a diaper, and her upper body was wrapped in a layer of holy light. She was well-dressed. Simple and bold, he is the kind of pervert who would be arrested by the Holy See of Order and sent to a detention center if he appeared on the street.
".yours, yours,"
Merlin murmured for a long time before finally speaking, "Your diapers are breathable. They look really good."
"Hmph, you're a scumbag."
Miejie snorted softly, her beautiful eyes filled with the aloof demeanor of a cold beauty. If her perverted dress could be ignored, Bishop Rada's transgendered skin was truly unparalleled in beauty.
"You are discerning. I have added a layer of velvet to this."
It's a pity that it cannot be ignored.
"I heard you are right." In the distance, Liszt, who saw this scene through his magic eyes, proudly pushed up his glasses, with a confident smile on his lips, and said,
"Sure enough, as I said, no man can refuse a comfortable and considerate set of the Holy Infant's comfort."
No man can say no to comfortable and breathable diapers,
Even Merlin is no exception.
From the very beginning, their victory was doomed.
'What should we do next?' extermination urged using magic voice transmission.
"Follow my command—"
Arthur showed a confident smile. As the heir of the Sun Family, a glorious young lion, and a warrior among warriors, he has done a lot of research on the courtship of creatures in nature, and has even made some achievements.
"In nature, male lions prefer to mate with strong female lions. At this time, you have to show Merlin your muscles and use your strength to conquer him!"
understood.
Extermination felt that what Arthur said made sense. As the leader of the Scarlet Order, she quite agreed with Arthur's conclusion. In nature, the strong were respected, and only the genes of the strong would be passed on.
At that moment, he shouted out of thin air, startling Merlin across from him. He didn't know what was going on with her.
Yan Mie rolled up his non-existent sleeves and looked around. He saw that there were fluttering flowers and plants all around, and there was no room for her to display. He felt annoyed, but suddenly his eyes lit up and he found a hill not far away.
Jumping over directly, he thrust his white and frosty wrists onto the ground, bulging his snow-white cheeks, and his muscle lines roamed on his arms, revealing shallow veins on his almost transparent white skin.
Miejie shouted angrily again. She was worthy of being a demigod-level warrior. She saw the mountains and rivers turned upside down in the dark sky, and layers of cracks spread out on the earth. She said "get up" and easily lifted the thousand-ton mountain. The hill was pulled out upside down!
It hit Merlin hard, smashing all the romantic lavender fields.
dusty.
For a moment, everything was quiet.
"."
Anzu and Merlin fell into a deep silence.
It seemed that the person opposite was not only a love master, but also at least several floors high, and even ranked higher than him. Ansu fell into a deep silence.
"." Merlin swallowed, looking at the big hole on the ground, he began to doubt his life.
Now he finally understands why Ansu asked him to wear a helmet on a date, because dating can really affect people's lives!
What kind of humanoid female tyrannosaurus is this
If she is dressed like a female Tyrannosaurus and her internal muscles are also that of a female Tyrannosaurus, then she is a female Tyrannosaurus!
Merlin stared at Mie Mie's face, but he saw that his skin was like gelatin, his eyes were full of autumn water, and he was beyond the world. He couldn't help but began to sigh, how could such a good face end up with such a master.
Except for this face, this female tyrannosaurus has nothing good about her.
He stared dumbfounded at Extinction—after Extinction smashed the pit, she clapped her hands and tensed her biceps to show Merlin her strong muscles for the purpose of animal courtship.
"You are right to listen to me." Arthur looked proud.
"Have you seen it? Bishop Merlin has been stunned. He has been impressed by your charm." Arthur began to take credit, with a bright smile on his lips, "I will definitely win!"
Arthur and Liszt have already begun to dream about the rewards after the achievement.
They all smiled and were waiting to ask Merlin for credit tomorrow.
Your Majesty Merlin knows about the good deeds they have done, so he will not reward them harshly. When the time comes, Brother Ansu will only be jealous of them, hehe.
This must be a good thing that Arthur and Liszt did!
Merlin's face darkened, he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. It was the female tyrannosaurus introduced to him by the two little ones. She would definitely make the two little ones look good tomorrow.
"Mr. Merlin." Ms. Extinction showed off her strong muscles to Merlin lovingly, "It's getting late, why don't we take a rest as soon as possible."
It was indeed getting late at this time, the setting sun was slowly setting, the color of the sky changed from pink to blood red, and then gradually became darker again, with twilight everywhere.
"What should I do?" Merlin was timid and sent a message to Ansu, "How about I just obey?"
Anyway, the face looks pretty good.
He shouldn't be too bad.
Sometimes it's good to be passive as a man.
The worst he could do was run away afterwards. Merlin was just born and had no objection to the behavior of a scumbag who ran away afterwards.
Ansu's face turned dark.
Can't surrender!
Fight for me!
Although he also felt a little troublesome, it was because the thinking of the military advisor on the other side was too strange. Ansu considers himself a normal human male, so he cannot understand his opponent's views on aesthetics and mate selection.
But when things have reached this point, Ansu has also aroused the player's desire to win. He cannot lose this war.
Since he lost on the frontal battlefield, Ansu had no choice but to use his last resort.
Just like a nuclear button on the battlefield, Ansu knew that once he used it, it would be a doomsday scene of landslides and earth shattering. However, the opponent's military counselor's courtship methods were so abstract that at this last moment, the only option was a nuclear explosion!
You forced me to do this.
Transfiguration is a magic created by Merlin himself. He can see through it with his pure white eyes and make the goblins reveal their original form.
It's just that Merlin was afraid that the big lights in his eyes would scare people away, so he closed his eyes in advance before coming.
"Your Majesty Merlin, since you insist on this, then I will listen to you." Ansu raised an evil smile on his lips and began to guide Merlin calmly, "But it is getting darker now, and it is more difficult to walk in the wilderness at night. , you will look more gentlemanly if you turn on your headlights.”
Merlin felt that what Anzu said made sense.
Now that the sun has set, the wasteland has become extremely dark, and the path is winding. It is better to turn on the headlights. Merlin's eyes are filled with holy light, shining out and illuminating the surrounding area.
"Since Ms. Chu is so elegant, it's hard for me to refuse." Merlin said like a gentleman.
Upon hearing this, Miejie showed a charming smile. Liszt and Arthur in the distance were also overjoyed and laughed wildly and happily.
Sure enough, I got the bag!
The three of them said in unison in their hearts.
-Until Merlin raised his head, his pure white eyes saw Ms. Mie Mie, with a gorgeous face and a graceful figure, who was making secret glances at him.
Merlin blinked.
Years from now, when faced with the Mystical Cult of Pain, Bishop Merlin Andre will think back to that afternoon when Ansu told him to turn on his headlights.
A hundred years from now, Merlin will never forget the scene of hell he saw that afternoon.
(End of chapter)