"Please let me join your cat-catching team!"
Ansu stepped forward and stared at Luo Jia eagerly.
Too close.
Luo Jia was so stared at by this guy that she pursed her lips slightly and turned her face away, trying not to look at Ansu's innocent blue eyes, which were tilted towards her snow-white neck, and her long, messy snow-white hair hanging down to her shoulders. On one side, I thought that this guy definitely had no good intentions.
Asking Ansu to catch the cat, I'm afraid the cat will be captured and sacrificed.
The mission of the diocese is only to expel the cat spirits.
"Stay away from me." Her ears were slightly red, her face was sullen, and she said coldly.
This guy has no manners.
"I remember you still owe me two hundred gold coins." Ansu showed a simple smile, "The fine you paid last time."
Luojia suddenly turned around. She blinked her eyes and suddenly remembered this incident. After they smuggled back from the Chaotic Border last month, the Holy See of Order issued a fine of two hundred gold coins to each of them. At that time, Ansu Disposed of it for her.
Although the two hundred fine has long been offset by the bonus.
The little saint was an upright person, doing things strictly, and would not default on debts. She turned her head away from Ansu, but her aura weakened, "...I will pay you back next month."
"I remember that the saint's monthly salary was paid out at the beginning of this month, right?" Ansu asked with a raised brow.
".I bought some extraordinary items and the like." Luo Jia's momentum was a little weak.
"What else is there?" Ansu pressed, "There must be some scattered gold left."
"How can we care about such filthy things?"
Luojia turned around and imitated the ostrich with his hands behind his back.
At this time, he still wants to show off, but Ansu never tolerates others. He is a gender egalitarian. Regardless of gender, no one can let Ansu explode gold coins—even though the gold coins are not his in the first place.
"Where's the rest?"
Ansu no longer got used to Luo Jia's saintly appearance with her back to all living beings. He pressed the latter's thin and straight shoulders and slowly turned her body over. Under the dim night, his blue pupils stared at With golden eyes, Ansu leaned over and asked, where is the rest? "
The boy's moist and gentle breath fell on his cheek, tickling him.
"." Luo Jia sighed softly and gave up on herself, "I was eaten."
".Pig..." Ansu commented briefly, not even Arthur could eat it that well!
This is not a saint who confuses the Holy See. She should be a saint from the Gluttony Esoteric Cult among the Seven Esoteric Cults.
It just so happened that those high-tonnage believers lacked an opinion leader.
Luo Jia was ashamed and angry, speechless, her ears were as red as the sunset. She broke away from Ansu, took two steps back, and simply threw the jar and said, "What do you want?"
"Let me lead the cat-catching team." Ansu Tu said, "Let this matter be written off."
The condition negotiated before was still 'joining', but now he has become a 'leader'
Luo Jia was speechless at Ansu's shamelessness in climbing up the pole. She sighed again and stared at Ansu suspiciously, "You won't do anything strange to that cat spirit, right?"
"How is that possible?" Ansu solemnly swore with his left hand raised, his eyes filled with friendly emotions, and he quietly hid the Tempered Holy Blade behind his back with his right hand, with a sunny smile on his face, "I love cats the most."
Luojia stared at Ansu. Even with her ability as a saint to distinguish between people's hearts, she could not distinguish the truth from falsehood in Ansu's words. After all, this gadget was a creature that was not considered a human being at birth and was not a mammalian primate. Her saintly eyes are difficult to identify.
"Based on my many years of experience in loving cats,"
Ansu talked eloquently and analyzed calmly, "The little black wild cat was probably not well-raised. After raising it for half a year, it was found to be wild and untamable, so it was sent to the wild by the original owner. It finally died outside and became a stray. The cat spirit is entrenched in this saint’s parish.”
"We want her to stop wandering." Ansu said sincerely, "I am determined to adopt her."
"." Luo Jia was silent for a while, then finally nodded and sighed slowly, "It's up to you."
"Then let's get started."
"Wait a minute. I'll go home first." Luo Jia shook his head.
"Why?"
".Change your clothes."
She pursed her lips lightly, glanced at Ansu viciously, turned around, and softly ordered Ruiya and the other female saints who were watching with gusto,
"You can take the Paladins back first. He and I are enough."
"Okay." Ruiya and the others were a little dazed. After thinking for a moment, they nodded knowingly, "...Ah, oh, okay, Your Majesty, we are leaving now, we understand."
Before leaving, Ruiya added meaningfully, "I wish you success. By the way, do I need to tell the monastery mother in advance about the access control?"
Luo Jia was a little angry when she was told that, with a slight blush on her snow-white side face, she patted Ruiya moderately. It was just a matter of expelling the cat spirit, and she said some strange words. He quietly glanced at Ansu's expression again,
But seeing that this guy was even angrier than himself, he looked annoyed,
"No, the team members are all gone. Who else will I, the leader of the cat-catching team, give orders to?"
Being prostituted by a woman for free
He stared at Luo Jia in disbelief, never expecting that the innocent little saint could still hide such a trick. With such a move, his captain was turned into a bald commander, and all the positions he had bought with two hundred gold coins were lost. Water drifts.
Luo Jia's face darkened and she gave Ansu a heavy blow.
Ansu held his painful shoulder. He had never suffered such a loss before. Just when he was thinking about giving the prostitute a hard kick, he saw Luojia burst into laughter and avoided Ansu in advance. Su, her summer sandals stepped briskly on the moonlit floor, and she walked towards the monastery a little briskly.
'On the evening of June 30th, Luojia Fast owed me a kick. it hurts. '
Ansu took out a notebook and wrote down the account, and the frustrated guy added the name of Luojia Fast. There were two names written down in this notebook.
They are,
'On June 27th, at noon, Cersei Milton stole my answer, so angry. 'And 'On the night of June 24th, Elf slapped me in the face, it was so annoying. '
He memorized the name, put the notebook away, leaned against the corner and watched the stars sliding down the backbone of the mountains. A philosopher once said that waiting for a woman to change clothes is the most torturous time in the world. She has to put on makeup and put on makeup. Choose clothes.
For Ansu, an evil player, it would be better to just kill him than waste time.
He was too lazy to wait any longer. He went to the alchemy shop next to the parish to buy some items and then returned to the same place.
Since we don't have any soldiers at hand, we should do it ourselves first, which will cost us a lot of energy at most.
Ansu stood in the center of the bright starlight. The saint's soul spread out and expanded to the surroundings. All the information within a few hundred meters of radius poured into his mind, every trembling of the grass, every frivolity of the wind, every Every detail is visible.
A warlock with a high-quality soul can detect enemies to a degree comparable to that of a professional paladin scout.
But Ansu is not a professional scout after all.
Processing this massive amount of information also puts a certain load on his brain.
That's why he wanted help.
In this state of concentration, the smallest information and the smallest changes around him could not escape Ansu's eyes. He finally found the clue he wanted to find, in the middle of the grass 700 meters away from his left front , a handful of black cat hair fell, with a familiar scent still lingering on it.
"Ansu. Ansu?" A cold female voice suddenly came to his ears. Ansu raised his shining eyes and looked at the person.
Luo Jia changed out of her original loose dress and put on a pleated white skirt from the spring and summer series. Her originally messy long hair was also tied up, revealing her smooth and delicate side face, and her thin lips exuded the soft color of early spring cherry blossoms. , wearing a pair of deerskin boots.
"How about it?"
She didn't know why she cared so much about Ansu's evaluation. In the final analysis, she was just worried that this guy would laugh at him. But she had been a border saint since she was a child, so when had she ever cared about other people's evaluations
"You actually gained a quarter of a pound." Ansu looked surprised, and no small change could escape his eyes.
"Who asked me about my weight?"
Luojia was like a cat with explosive hair. She pinched Ansu viciously. Now Ansu's notebook would be changed to "Lojia Fast owes him a kick and a pinch." '
"Is there anything else?" Luo Jia asked.
"Looks better." Ansu replied directly. He is an honest child. Good is good and bad is bad.
".Ugh." Luo Jia turned away from Ansu again.
It was like this before changing clothes, and it was like this after changing clothes.
Ansu had already experienced Luojia's lack of quality. He sighed and secretly thought that he had been in bad luck recently.
If you want to take revenge, you should go up one by one in the order of the list.
"Let's get down to business."
He shrugged his shoulders and picked up the tuft of cat hair from the grass.
Luo Jia put her legs together and squatted down next to Ansu. She also looked at the curly cat hair and was surprised by Ansu's mental strength. "Is this the hair of that black cat?"
"That's right." Ansu's eyes were shining, and the order magic he exchanged was finally going to be put to use. "This is my key weapon in investigating the case. I will use order to catch that stealing cat!"
"I know, I know!" Luo Jia raised his hand to show that he knew, "It's the high-level magic [Return of Order]. As long as you use it on this cat, it will automatically return to the black cat. As long as you follow that By following the movement of the cat’s hair, we can catch her.”
"But it's useless." Luo Jia shook her head. "That cat ran too fast. Even if I find her, I can't catch her."
"The Orderly Knight has used higher-level [trajectory retrieval] magic, which can directly outline the time trajectory of the suspect, but he still cannot catch the cat spirit."
"That's because the idea of order has been solidified and we don't understand what the true meaning of order is."
Ansu snorted disdainfully, his eyes full of order, "The so-called order is not used like this at all. I said, this hair is a weapon."
"How do you want to use it?" Luo Jia said before he finished speaking.
The next second, her eyes widened as she watched Ansu put on white gloves, took out a bottle with the label "Druid Alchemy Potion. Psoriasis Toxin Potion" from her pocket, and poured it into the tuft of cat hair. Water it hard.
Psoriasis
Luo Jia was stunned.
The druids are so bored that they even concocted such crazy things as psoriasis potion.
This kind of alchemy potion specially prepared by Druid is far more effective than what is available among the people. Once a drop of it is applied and spreads into the pores, it will work on the whole body, and the hair on the whole body will fall off.
"You have to make him lose the ability to move first." Ansu said brightly, "I collect the prisoners' hair and nails just for offense!"
Order was returned as a magic that was officially banned in the previous life. Ansu developed several offensive combinations, and the 'Call of Duty stream' was just one of them.
This time the magic combination is 'Order Curse Flow'!
Elf fucked her face last time, and this time she took off all her hair!
Elf, who was lying in the shadows and peeking at the Glorious Scriptures, didn't even know that she had already been arranged clearly.
Luojia's face was covered with black lines. Warlocks in the far East also had similar dark spells. There they were called witchcraft. They collected hair, nails and the like to curse the host.
A good detective magic was turned into a curse magic by you!
"If it's a nail, what kind of poison are you planning to put on it?" Luo Jia asked curiously.
"Onychomycosis." Ansu replied with an upright face. He took out a bottle of potion from his pocket, which read 'Druid Alchemy Potion, Onychomycosis Potion'.
Do you just love cats so much
Luo Jia sighed helplessly, "Is there any other way?"
Although she can't say how much she likes annoying wild cat spirits, Luojia hopes that there will be fewer wild cats in the world, which will reduce suffering and be better for the ecology, but the prerequisite is that they cannot be tortured.
"Okay, I won't do this anymore. I'll just use the ordinary [Order Return] to find it bit by bit." Ansu said honestly. He took out the Tempered Redemption Holy Blade hanging from his waist, and the tip of the sword cut the hair. .
Facing Luo Jia's puzzled gaze, Ansu explained kindly, "This is a fire-attributed knife. High temperature can kill viruses, so I use this knife to kill the poison in the cat's hair, and then use [Return of Order]. That one The cat spirit will not be affected by the virus."
So Luo Jia nodded. She used her magic eyes to identify the name of the knife. Sure enough, it was called [Quenching Redemption Holy Blade]. It was indeed a fire-attributed blade that could kill poison.
"That's what I said." The smile at the corner of Ansu's mouth became more and more pure and pure. No one noticed that the saint-level ghost pepper on the tempered holy blade had penetrated into the cat's hair. The holy fire had indeed The low-level alchemical virus has been purified.
The so-called retreat is the basis of such a principle.
"Then let's start quickly." Luo Jia said excitedly.
"You agreed to this."
Ansu's smile became more and more cheerful, and he found a good partner to take the blame again.
To deal with the evil Saint of Chaos, you have to use the most primitive means. His magic circuit operates quickly, and the brilliant light of order shines on the tuft of cat hair. Ansu chants a prayer,
"[Order returned]!"
The quenched cat hair floated up, surrounded by the radiance of order. It trembled slightly in the air for a few times before turning into a stream of fire and galloping away into the distance.
"Let's follow him quickly." The order was returned too quickly, and Ansu quickly held Luo Jia's hand to avoid missing the trace and Elf leaking it.
The cat's hair crossed several saints' rooms, passed through the thin branches, and turned several turns in a row.
In an alley a few blocks away from here, a huge sycamore tree took root deep in the dark street, its branches densely sewed across the sky of the alley like a spider web.
Elf, the Saint of Chaos, stretched slightly and jumped to another branch nimbly. The days when she skipped work and fished for fish always made Elf feel happy.
Especially peeking into the little white book of the Glorious Holy See without telling the Secret Cult's subordinates is the most exciting and exciting thing.
It’s no wonder that Ansu, as Chaos Staircase, likes to arrive late and leave early for meetings. After all, his leader, the Chaos Saint, is always late.
If Ansu arrives earlier than the leader, wouldn't it mean that he is refuting the leader's face
Elf was enjoying her free time, lying on the branch of a tree, using her cat's paws to flip through the glorious book she had just grabbed tonight, excitedly looking at the Holy Light sentences one after another that made her blush, like It opens the door to a new world.
Elf was engrossed in the book and neglected to take precautions. She did not notice at all that in the night, a strange arc of light struck her body. For just a moment, Elf felt as if her back was being pinched. A mosquito bite.
The crimson cat's eyes widened from vertical to vertical.
"Meow. Meow? Meow!"
She cursed and scratched her burning back with the cat's claws. She lost her balance and fell straight from the high branch of the tree.
"Meow meow meow!!! Meow!"
(End of chapter)