"I didn't bring any paper either."
Anzu smiled.
Actually he did.
Obviously, Ashur's expression froze in an instant.
His expression was more constipated than constipation—although he was indeed constipated.
His lips trembled slightly, his pupils contracted and then slowly expanded, he lowered his eyes, and finally exhaled softly, as if he had made some kind of decision. "In that case, please wait for me for a moment."
Ashur turned back again, and with a rustling sound, he finally came out, turned on the faucet in the bathroom, and rubbed his fingers vigorously, washing them several times until the skin was almost rubbed off.
This guy is still a ruthless person.
Fingers are also toilet paper - An Su thought to himself.
"Please don't tell anyone what happened today, Sergeant Sharp."
Yashu was silent for a while and said, "Please don't let anyone else know. The bell for preparation has rung for the last time. There is only one minute left before the dormitory inspection. Let's leave as soon as possible."
"Okay." An Su nodded and thought about how to spread the message.
Although it was quite embarrassing, it wasn't too hard to accept if only Sergeant Sharp knew about it.
Sergeant Sharp is a very reliable man.
"In fact, a second person already knows about it." A dull male voice came from behind.
But the next second, Ashur's heart seemed to skip a beat.
With the creaking sound of the old door being pushed open, an adjacent compartment slowly opened, revealing Arthur's slightly embarrassed smile. He scratched his head sheepishly.
Ashu looked at him in horror. When did you hide there
He thought everyone had left.
Who would have thought that there was a perverted Nan Tong lurking in the cubicle!
For a moment, the scene was somewhat dead silent.
Arthur felt the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he smiled at Ashur a few times, thinking that he could ease the latter's embarrassment with his free and easy smile. He was such a considerate man.
At this time, you need to rely on humor to ease the tension.
"This kind of thing is normal. I often encounter this kind of situation."
Arthur showed an expression that all men understand, and blinked at Ashur, "I know, you don't want the instructor to know about this."
Unexpectedly, seeing Arthur's smile, Ashur's expression became even more horrified.
Why was the Quet warrior smiling at him
Could it be that this pervert has taken a fancy to me
Is the taste so strong
Could it be that this pervert would use this incident to threaten me to do that kind of thing
Several thoughts flashed through my mind.
Ashu's expression was uncertain. He exhaled slowly and told himself that he had to calm down. "It's nothing that you two know."
At this time, the magic radio nearby slowly sounded again, but it was not a ringtone, but a metallic broadcast sound.
It echoed melodiously in the cadre school.
[Emergency help, emergency help]
There is also a broadcasting room in the cadre school, right next to the dormitory, but only believers of the second level and above are qualified to use it, and it can be used to make broadcasts asking for help.
[Please note that those who have paper near the public toilets, please go to the fourteenth pit on the first floor. The Serpent of Pain. Assyria. Zeus needs the help of kind people. He forgot to bring toilet paper when he took a shit! ]
[.Assyria.Xius needs help from kind people, he forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to poop!]
[He forgot to bring toilet paper when he took a shit! ]
The broadcast was repeated three times before it slowly stopped.
Inside the bathroom, the three of them were silent.
"Who did this?" Ashu's shoulders trembled slightly.
"I don't know." Ansu and Arthur said firmly, "It's probably someone I don't know."
Who else could perform this familiar set of operations
When he overheard that Ashu forgot to bring paper,
Liszt, who was in the outermost compartment, suddenly had his eyes light up. While no one was paying attention, he pushed up his glasses and rushed out with a firm determination.
For Liszt, as a proud and humble nobleman, it was his duty to help his suffering classmates!
Liszt naturally accepted the opportunity to help others.
Ashu's face turned red, he had never felt such shame before.
He has a very strong self-esteem.
The image of a cold-blooded venomous snake that Ashur had painstakingly built up over the years was about to be destroyed today because of a mere piece of toilet paper. The most important thing was that after paying such a huge price, he still couldn't get the paper.
Finally solved it myself!
Ashu was about to say something to restore his lost image.
At this moment, the bathroom door was pushed open with a bang.
They are the teammates of the third team.
"Captain, the paper is here!" There was still residual sweat on their faces, and they were breathing heavily, but there seemed to be light in their eyes. That flickering light was the noblest teamwork!
This Naraku world tests the trust and friendship between teammates.
So when they heard that their captain was in trouble, the members of the third squad immediately rushed out together, and before the deadline for the dormitory inspection, they rushed over at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and delivered the relief supplies!
It only took a dozen seconds, this miraculous speed is the precious friendship between teammates!
Facing the eager gazes of his men, Ashu felt a sense of suffocation in his chest.
At this moment, he knew
My life is over.
That night.
Before turning off the lights, most of the esoteric believers will not go to sleep directly, but will share their experiences and gossips of the past few days in bed to relieve mental stress. This is also the only form of entertainment.
In previous lives, this was called a dormitory night talk.
Various anecdotes will spread quickly like weeds, and will gradually become more outrageous, and will continue to evolve with the crazy instigation of someone.
The second squad dormitory,
"Did you hear that Ashu forgot to bring toilet paper when he took a shit today!"
"No one has it. It is said that it was sent by his subordinates, haha."
"real or fake?"
The fourth team dormitory.
"Have you heard? He didn't have any paper. Ashu was solved with his own fingers today!"
"Then he is really cruel to himself!"
Next door building.
"Ashu forgot to bring toilet paper when he took a shit today, and his men didn't have any either, so Ashu used his men's fingers to solve the problem today."
"Then he is really cruel to his subordinates!"
A freshman dormitory that believes in the pain-enjoyment alphabet school.
"Assyria wanted to gain pleasure from pain, so she deliberately left the paper alone - that was the master's task."
"Then he played really cruelly!"
A freshman dormitory that believes in the nude Nantong excitement faction.
"Ashu and his men are stirring shit in the toilet today!"
"Then he and his men played really cruelly!"
A freshman dormitory that believes in the shame and sultry school of pee leakage.
"Ashur has grasped the essence of painful shame. He's been stirred too much and is starting to leak shit!"
"Then he is really cruel in playing with himself!"
Instructor's dormitory.
"I heard that Ashu in your company ate shit in the toilet and needed a tissue to wipe his mouth?"
".This guy is not from our company."
The next morning, Ansu opened his eyes.
He got out of bed, opened the window and enjoyed the morning breeze.
The autumn rain has just stopped. The sky this morning is as clear and transparent as if it has been washed. A fresh and slightly cool autumn breeze blows past.
The dead leaves on the grassland were shaking the dewdrops in the wind, as if the wind was blowing up ripples of grass color.
It's a very refreshing morning.
Bathed in the warm sunshine, he showed a clean and bright smile.
Life is beautiful.
[The Mother Goddess of Pain has paid attention to you again]
I just don't know what the Mother Goddess is looking at so early in the morning.
At the same time, the voice of the Star Messenger slowly sounded. This was a channel that belonged only to the saints, and all the saints could hear it:
[First Kill]
[Painful Snake, Captain of the Second Squad, Second-level Warlock, Ashur. Xius gave up his qualification and quit Naraku. Since he quit voluntarily, he can return to his original world.]
[Contributors: Ansu Morningstar (50%), Liszt Moon (40%), Arthur Sonny (10%)]
[Due to the first kill bonus, Ansu gets five points, Lister four points, and Arthur one point]
"?" The saints who were gathering their troops were stunned.
Update on time!
By the way, I have a good news for you all.
The book will be available on the flash screen at midnight on March 18th. The first order will receive a customized avatar pendant for the book, and monthly votes can participate in the lucky draw!
Then the new version will be put on the shelves for quick update.
There will definitely be a burst of updates. I will try to save some manuscripts in the next few days!
(End of this chapter)