It was late at night, but the night view of the Guardian Land was still so beautiful.
"How are you guys..."
"I'm not drunk, let's come again."
"Today is so cool. My stomach is full now. I never thought that I would be able to afford the meat of Haiming Shuilong in my lifetime."
"Everyone is comfortable today, go back and have a good rest, tomorrow we will have a fight with the Honghuang team, we have to let them know how powerful our rebel army is."
"That's right, the prehistoric team, in front of our rebel army, they are soft-legged shrimp."
"You drank too much, you must have drunk too much, you were still worried before, haha..."
Venerable Sakyamuni also laughed when he saw these enthusiastic members, but tonight, Venerable Sakyamuni broke the precepts consecutively.
Drinking, swearing, chatting with girls about life, etc., I didn’t quit what should be quit.
But for Venerable Sakyamuni, it is enough for the Buddha to keep it in his heart, and he doesn't care so much about other things.
"Hey, where did the benefactor go? Did any of you see where the captain went?" Venerable Shakya came out of Lin Fan's room, but asked with some doubts.
The members of the rebel army all blushed from drinking, and then shook their heads, "I don't know, we haven't seen the captain."
"Yeah, I don't even know where the captain is."
"That's really weird." Venerable Shakya spared the bald head, and where did the benefactor go.
I also wanted to discuss tomorrow's situation with him, but I couldn't find anyone.
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At the moment in that distant camp.
Although a figure has entered the invisible state, it is still so sneaky.
"With the current strength of the Honghuang team, if we don't use some tricks, the rebel army will definitely be wiped out tomorrow." Lin Fan went deep into the local back camp, and he paid too much for victory.
At this moment, Lin Fan sneakily stayed outside a room.
In this operation, Lin Fan did not plan to alarm Hong Jingtian. Tomorrow's battle would definitely be a duel between himself and Hong Jingtian. Even without the Beidou Blast Blood Fist, Lin Fan was sure to beat him until his parents didn't even know him.
But for the other team members, they couldn't compete with the members of the prehistoric team.
"Everything is ready, I have asked everyone to protect their crotch and chest, absolutely will not let the despicable moves of the rebels hit." A member said.
"Well, well, go back and rest." Qin Long said.
"Yes, Vice Captain."
Lin Fan, who had been eavesdropping outside the window, was taken aback for a moment, "I never thought that the Honghuang team had already prepared. It seems that we must succeed today, otherwise tomorrow the rebel army will really suffer a tragedy."
As the vice-captain of the Honghuang team, Qin Long didn't care about tomorrow's battle.
He saw very clearly that the rebel army was able to flourish because of that human Lin Fan. Without this human Lin Fan, the rebel army would be just a group of ants.
And tomorrow, the captain will face Lin Fan, so the others will not be looked down upon by the Honghuang team.
However, he also learned that the members of the rebel army had insidious means, and he also prepared the members for unnecessary trouble.
"Hehe, I'm a little bit capable, but if you dare to fight with the young master's rebel army, then you must be prepared." Lin Fan smiled treacherously, and then flicked his finger, a cloud of colorless, odorless and light mist penetrated into the room.
This is the latest mist developed by Lin Fan.
Lin Fan had exchanged so many spiritual herbs, and if he wanted to refine some sinister pills, it was not something that could be easily grasped.
Qin Long was meditating in the room, and suddenly, he frowned and rubbed his belly.
"Hey, it's strange."
Qin Long suddenly found that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, and a kind of pain slowly rose.
As time passed, this situation became more and more serious.
Pooh!
There was a sound of farts, and Qin Long's complexion suddenly changed, from green to red.
"No, it must be convenient."
Those who are strong in the gods and heavens will never have any stomach pains, because they have already undergone transformation after they have cultivated to this level.
Unless this happens when you eat some magical pills to improve your physical fitness, this usually doesn't happen.
Pooh!
Pooh!
Every time Qin Long took a step, he let out a loud fart sound.
"It's a good thing there's no one around, otherwise I'd be ashamed." Looking at the surrounding situation, Qin Long couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when he found that there was no one around.
After a while.
Qin Long took a deep breath, the pain just now completely disappeared, and he couldn't fart anymore when walking, but just after returning to the house, Qin Long's face changed again.
"No way, why are you here again?"
"Impossible. I haven't taken any pills recently. Could it be that something went wrong in my cultivation? No, I can't help it. I have to make it easier."
After going back and forth several times, Qin Long was about to collapse.
And the inside of the house was also smelly because Qin Long farted too much.
Qin Long was too embarrassed to tell others about this kind of thing, so he could only do it secretly, as if he was afraid of being discovered.
After all, I am the vice-captain. If I let the members know that I, as the vice-captain, can fart, it would be embarrassing.
Lin Fan hid in the dark, covered his nose, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, the young master's shots are extraordinary. The elixir that has been refined casually has such great power. Doesn't this kill you all?"
"From night to morning, pull it hundreds of times, and your legs and feet will not be weak. Even if the chrysanthemum is made of steel, it will rust."
Lin Fan sneaked out of Qin Long's room and walked towards the other members' rooms.
"Uh huh, uh huh..."
At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly reached Lin Fan's ears.
Lin Fan looked startled and fell silent.
"Brother Xiang, can we have a little longer tonight?" A delicate female voice came.
"Fu'er, we're going to fight against the rebels tomorrow, so we need to keep our spirits up."
"Brother Xiang, the rebel army is very weak, so don't worry about it at all. You used to do things hastily. I'm in a mood tonight, so just satisfy me, okay?"
"This... this, take a good rest."
Brother Xiang's face was a little embarrassed, he was born with a short time, even if his cultivation base is advanced, he can't change this matter, but as a man, how can he say that he can't do it.
I used to dodge it by virtue of my ingenuity, how could I be seen through this time.
"Fu'er, I want to let it erupt, let's end it early, teach the rebels a lesson tomorrow, and brother Xiang will definitely satisfy you next time." Brother Xiang found a reason, because he felt that it would erupt soon Yes, if you don't say it on purpose, you will really be underestimated.
"Brother Xiang, can you control the man's side?"
"Fu'er, of course. I can erupt whenever I want. I want it to erupt now, so it erupts now. Brother Xiang will demonstrate it to you right now. You can count to five and make sure it erupts." Brother Xiang said.
"Ah, really? Then I'll count." The girl inside was obviously also extremely curious.
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"Hey, you are short and can't do it, that's a big blemish in your life, but luckily you met the young master, you're lucky, naturally I can't let you lose the man's face, the young master is kind enough to help you " Lin Fan didn't think too much, and let Brother Dafan infiltrate into the house and float into the man's body.
"5."
"Hey, brother Xiang, no." The girl counted to five, but found that her man didn't spray.
"Eh." Brother Xiang didn't expect this to happen, he clearly felt this way just now, how could it be like this
Suddenly, Brother Xiang found himself full of strength, as if he could fight for 300 rounds, and his heart trembled violently.
"Could it be that my side has developed for the third time?"
"Yes, it must be so, otherwise it wouldn't make sense."
In an instant, Brother Xiang looked at the girl affectionately, "Fu'er, I thought about it again, you are so interested tonight, how can Brother Xiang not satisfy you."
"Ah, Brother Xiang..." This voice was full of affection, excitement, and happiness.
"Fu'er, I'm here."
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Helping a pair of men and women whose night life is not harmonious, Lin Fan's heart is full of a sense of accomplishment, and with Brother Da Fan's bonus, the two of them will not sleep tonight.
Involuntarily, Lin Fan sighed, he really is a good man who is willing to help others.
Then Lin Fan sneaked into other places and continued to implement his own plan.
After all, this night was full of discordant sounds.
Fart!
Moans of joy.
Like a beautiful piece of music, they are intertwined together.
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