"Zhang Dashan, I'll give you a month. As long as it's not against the law or discipline, you can do whatever you want! After a month, get the fuck out of here to the Kyoto Military Region, get in front of me, and understand. No!" Mr. Long roared.
The two guards standing at the door looked shocked. They had been following Mr. Long for two or three years, and they had never heard Mr. Long roar like this, and he kept swearing.
Zhang Dashan just fell for this, saluted and said: "Yes, leader, I understand!"
"You can't just talk nicely, you have to make me angry!" Mr. Long muttered and walked out of the ward.
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Zhang Feng, who was going down the river, finally saw traces of human habitation, rice fields!
Both sides of the river bank are no longer lush jungles, but vibrant rice fields!
I shook my head vigorously twice, closed my eyes, opened my eyes, closed my eyes again, and opened my eyes again! Zhang Feng finally confirmed that he had read it correctly!
He quickly slid the raft closer to the shore. After half a month, his feet finally set foot on solid ground again.
Put the clothes that can stand up on the ground with your wrinkled body, throw them into the river, and let them drift away.
Firearms? A pistol and a dagger were left behind, and the others were stuffed into the empty backpack and sank directly to the bottom of the water.
Wearing a vest and striding along the rice fields, Zhang Feng felt the fragrance in the air.
"Monkey, you made me feel like a savage and stayed in the jungle for so long. If you don't entertain me with good food and wine for three days and three nights when you get back, I will beat the shit out of you! Gaga!"
Zhang Feng muttered a curse, and the next moment his eyes fell on the figures busy in the rice fields.
He rolled up his trousers, wore a sun hat, and bent over.
"people!"
Zhang Feng spat out one word and rushed over. How could he not be excited to finally see the same kind of people again after such a long time.
The old woman who was working in the field was startled when she saw someone running towards her like crazy.
Zhang Feng couldn't care so much, he hugged the woman directly and kissed her on the left and right sides of her yellow and wrinkled face.
The old woman was dumbfounded. She was stunned for a moment before she realized what she was doing. She picked up the weeding sickle in her hand and shouted
He waved towards Zhang Feng.
"I, Cao, are so tough. Madam, don't do anything. If you have something to say, I just find it easy to see someone. I'm so excited!"
While dodging, he opened his mouth to explain, but after explaining for a long time, the old woman didn't respond at all.
Zhang Feng suddenly realized that the tone and accent of what the old woman just said seemed to be in Thai!
It suddenly dawned on me that they didn't understand what I was saying.
Zhang Feng jumped out of the rice field and stood on the ridge. Zhang Feng had a headache. Just now he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart for the rest of his life. He kissed the old woman twice. Now he was regarded as a gangster.
And the language barrier makes it impossible to explain at all.
At this time, many people working in the fields in the distance heard the old woman's shouts and rushed over with "weapons" in hand.
One by one, holding hoes, sickles, poles and other weapons with angry expressions, they surrounded Zhang Feng.
The old woman was talking to a young man in his twenties with tears in his eyes. Judging from their faces, he almost imagined that they were mother and son.
Zhang Feng felt sad in his heart. Madam, even if I kiss you, you won't suffer. After all, I am still a twenty-year-old guy, right? Can you please stop looking like I'm insulting you? It can easily cause misunderstanding.
The young man pushed away the crowd, pointed at Zhang Feng's nose, and talked excitedly in the room for a long time, but Zhang Feng didn't understand a word.
Zhang Feng didn't know how to explain the language barrier. When he was scratching his head in anger, he saw the mobile phone in Qian Qian's pocket.
He pointed at his phone and then at himself.
Sencha looked at the man in front of him who kissed his mother, frowned slightly, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, hesitated slightly, and handed the phone to Zhang Feng.
Anyway, there are so many blind dates around, so I'm not afraid of him taking away my phone.
Taking the phone, Zhang Feng entered the browser, found the translation program for Chinese and Thai, and entered: "I am a tourist. I accidentally got lost in the mountains. It took me almost two months to see him. I’m so excited. That’s why I kissed my aunt. I’m really sorry.”
After entering, Zhang Feng returned the phone to the young man.
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After looking at the Thai translation above, and then looking at Zhang Feng's dirty pants and unkempt hair and beard, I believed seven to eight percent of what he said.
Immediately, he explained to the villagers who gathered around him. The villagers who gathered around him no longer looked at Zhang Feng with hatred, but with kindness.
The old woman spoke to the young man. The young man typed it into his mobile phone, translated it into Chinese, and handed it to Zhang Feng. It read: My name is Sencha, and my mother said she has forgiven you. It is said that you can come out of the jungle alive because of the blessing of Buddha. And she invites you to visit her home, have something to eat, and have a good rest! "
Looking at the words written above, Zhang Feng felt excited. He clasped his hands and bowed to the old woman, and the old woman returned the bow with a kind face.
I followed the old woman and Sencha to their home. The wooden house looked very simple, and there was a Buddha statue in the room.
It seems that the only thing of value is a TV, which shows how poor this family is.
The old woman motioned for Zhang Feng to sit down, and then she got into the kitchen and got busy.
Sencha took out his mobile phone and entered: Where are you from
Zhang Feng replied: "Chinese, Sencha, how far is the nearest airport I want to find?"
"If you want to go to the airport, you can only go to Chiang Mai Province, where there is an airport. If you want to go to Chiang Mai Province, you have to go to the town and take a long-distance bus first. If you are in a hurry, I can borrow the village chief's motorcycle tomorrow. The car will take you there," Sencha replied.
"Okay, thank you very much." Zhang Feng said.
In fact, he wanted to borrow Sencha's mobile phone to call the King of Hell to report that he was safe, but thinking about his identity and that of the King of Hell, once the phone number was detected by the relevant departments of Taiguo, it would definitely bring a lot of trouble to this simple mother and son. I gave up the idea.
Lunch was Taiguo rice grown by Sencha and her son, plus three home-cooked side dishes.
After Zhang Feng emptied everything and filled his stomach, he was grateful to the old woman again.
He fell down on the bamboo bed and fell into a deep sleep. He didn't wake up until his belly was white the next morning.
When he got up, he saw Sencha sitting in the room waiting for him. He took out his mobile phone and typed: "I finally borrowed a motorcycle from the village chief. Let me take you to the town!"