The youth village has always had the habit of making changes. First, it is not used to electronic products, and second, it was not going well in the early years. No matter how many people look for it, it is said that there is something wrong with the ancestral grave, and the young people blamed themselves for ruining a piece of geomantic land.
The village has no choice but to discuss the use of consecrated objects to suppress the luck of the ancestral tombs. People in the village start from the unitary hour, knocking five times is more of a job, and young people have to hit seven times!
It is clear that I went to the ancestral grave to add two changes at the time of Zishi and the fourth quarter of Choushi, frightening evil spirits and exorcising evil spirits for peace.
Heck, this second uncle never misses the time when he strikes these two gongs, and even knocks more. When asked about this second uncle afterwards, he just smirked and couldn't explain why. The mouth is still owed!
Hearing this, we looked at Liu Wu almost subconsciously. In short, everyone could hear a little taste. Everyone seemed to be familiar with people around them, but I knew very well that this story might not be fabricated by young people, or even He told it completely from his own perspective, which made us all feel as if we were remembering it ourselves.
It is said that when he was young, the second uncle's mind was quite good, and he could recite a lot of Tang poetry and Song poetry at the age of three or five. The young people are not to mention how proud they are, and they go around saying that they have a child prodigy.
The good times didn’t last long. It is said that one day, the young grandma was telling a story with the second uncle in her arms. Just halfway through the story, she heard a burst of firecrackers celebrating outside the window. Grandma turned her head and saw nothing.
The second uncle insisted that he saw something. There was a group of mouse masters carrying sedan chairs to welcome the relatives.
The most intrusive thing is that the direction is still where the ancestral grave is. Thinking of the strange things before and after, the young grandma murmured for a while, and immediately closed the window tightly to prevent the young uncle from taking another look.
But this second uncle was going to watch it, insisting on watching it if he said he was not allowed to see it. When grandma was not paying attention, he punctured the window paper and continued to look at it.
It didn't matter, I happened to see the mouse bride stepping out of the sedan chair, with a bright red cloth scarf covering her head, which was much rarer for a brat than the cartoons on TV.
"Hey! What does the bride look like, show it to the young man!" If you say that the child is not too smart, the second uncle yelled out with a ghostly voice, scaring away all the musicians and the bride , only the second uncle stared blankly.
It is said that when grandma turned around, the second uncle fell on the bedside with a high fever, and his yard was smashed into a mess by someone. When I went out to inquire, I found that no one passed by that day. There is a strange energy on the outside.
After recovering from the strange illness, the second uncle's mind was not so bright, but he only remembered the whole incident. After all, the young grandma was only indirectly involved, and it was absolutely impossible to be as immersive as she said.
Afterwards, the family went to Xiangtou from another village to have a look, but after seeing it, he left without saying anything, only saying that the young man ruined the chance to settle the feud with the great immortal, and that the second uncle's stupidity is also retribution, and the karma is too great. She didn't dare to intervene anymore.
This matter will be left alone, but fortunately, the young second uncle has done well in recent years, and many strange things in the village have been suppressed, and everyone has not thought about solving this matter completely.
But as the saying goes, this person has immediate worries without long-term considerations. On the day the young man came of age, the hidden dangers that had been suppressed in the village for many years finally broke out.
Liu Laocai, a wealthy family member in the village, was driving a bulldozer, and the noise alarmed the whole village. The young man put down his work and followed him, chasing him half a mile outside the ancestral grave. The young man’s grandfather never let him approach On the slope.
"Folks, the young man has discussed with the village head and party secretary. The young man has nothing else to do but is pragmatic. Now it is useless to guard the reputation of the squirrel village. Just bring the whole farmhouse on the slope to ensure that It's a lot of money!"
The young man figured it out, this nouveau riche intends to use the gimmick of the old Fengshui treasure to deceive people into spending, but you say that there is no morality, what happened at the bottom of the slope is gone, if this shovel goes down, the young man will see.
The youth's village is in trouble again!
"Folks, don't engage in those feudal superstitions in what age, aren't the projects invested by young people these years very popular!" Liu Laocai smoked local cigarettes to brainwash the villagers, and even blew smoke rings on the face of the village chief. Chang just dared not fart.
Liu Laocai is the God of Wealth in the village. Over the years, there has been a lot of "breaking the old and welcoming the new", but anyone who makes a little money from him will either die or be unlucky at home. I'm hungry.
"Yunwa! Hurry up and stop your second uncle, he is sure to rush up and make trouble, you can't mess with this." The grandfather of the Banzhuxiang kung fu youth came, and asked the young man to stop the second uncle with a loud voice Stubborn donkey.
But the young man was reluctant to go to the young uncle.
This time Liu Laocai has done immoral things many times. To put it bluntly, there are people in his family, and the relationship between the county town and the village is hard.
Secondly, the young uncle likes to be nosy since he was a child, and when Zhang Tianshi left, he left an extra set of formulas for exorcising evil spirits and rejuvenating the spirit to the young man's family, which happened to be passed down to his generation, so the young man is not qualified to inherit it!
The formula also contains a summary of the introduction to internal martial arts. After decades of groping and practicing, this second uncle's skills have become more and more excellent. Adhering to Zhang Tianshi's principle of exorcising evil spirits and defending the way, this second uncle is in charge of the matter of Tupo .
How wonderful this formula is, you can understand it by comparing the young grandfather and the young uncle.
The grandfather of the young man back then was not qualified enough and his body was weak. He didn't realize how much he had only learned a little bit, and the yin qi left behind by years of fighting was completely wiped out, and the yang fire was stronger than ordinary people.
When it comes to the young uncle, it's even more serious. His body is so strong that he is as strong as a dragon and a tiger. People in the village look at him and say that he has a strong yang energy, and he doesn't dare to get close to him.
"Go young, why not go young?" Unable to hold back the young man's grandfather blowing his beard and glaring, the young man could only trot to the compound, sneaking into the yard sneakily, just thinking about how to fool the second uncle to delay the time, but found the young man Uncle was already waiting at the door.
The atmosphere was awkward, but it was the second uncle who spoke first.
"Xiaoyun, get out of the way. Uncle has important things to do today, so I'll buy you bunches of candied haws when I come back. Be good." Coincidentally, the second uncle even brought the three-piece suit for the change, and his words revealed He is so simple-minded, the young man hasn't eaten candied haws since he was ten years old.
"Uncle, you heard from the young man that this is not the first time that Liu Laocai has committed a crime. If it's not good, the young man can go to the theater, so there's no need to wade into this muddy water!" From the young man's point of view, Liu Laocai's retribution is a certainty.
Who doesn't know about the immoral things he did? How many yin virtues of the ancestors can be defeated by him, but if the second uncle is involved at this juncture, the family that does not keep the young people will suffer accordingly.
The second uncle gave a strange laugh, and just left the young man at the gate. The young man thought that he should retreat in spite of the difficulties, so that he could go back and explain to the young man's grandfather.
"Young people must take care of this matter!" Unexpectedly, Uncle Ta raised his hands, and he plucked a green onion from dry land and turned over the wall.
Heh, this skill is really no one else, the young man is so stupid that he forgot that the second uncle can do light work, not to mention that the wall is one meter higher and it can't stop him!
The poor young man was tossing back and forth, and when he ran back to the slope panting, the second uncle had already stood in the front row of the crowd, and wasted money with that old Liu.
"Little calf, why do you do things! Did you tell you to stop your second uncle?" Before the young man could stand still, the grandfather gave the young man a slap, but the young man was dumb and couldn't tell if he was suffering from Coptis chinensis. With uncle's skills, why don't you stop one to try
Of course, the young man didn't dare to say this, and the Kung Fu engineering team drove up the slope in a blink of an eye, and Liu Laocai's bulldozer was the first to bear the brunt.
"No morality, Uncle Liu, I respect you as an elder and don't want to swear, but why do you start working? I don't know when your grandfather promised to never move this land, isn't it heartless?" The second uncle has always been upright, and he is even more merciless when scolding others.
It doesn't matter whether you are the village head or the factory head, it's not easy to do anything, the neck of Liu Laocai who scolded was red on the spot, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
"What's the matter, huh? Old Zhang, your family is also from the old Red Army. What happened..." The village head turned pale with fright, and he came to smooth things over before the nouveau riche could speak, and kept winking at the young uncle.
"Why, village chief, are your eyes uncomfortable? Turn around and let the young man show you, anyway, that's what I'm talking about today." The second uncle's answer made the village chief and the branch secretary confused on the spot.
Liu Laocai lost his patience completely, clapping his hands and jumping out from behind a group of tough men.
"For the sake of the same villagers, I have an arm to eat, and the rest will be discarded by the young people!" The upstart's words made the young people feel guilty for a while. These big guys must be 1.9 meters. Let the young people punch a few times without blinking.
Hmph, but the second uncle of the young man is not afraid of being intimidated. He put down his burden and was about to start, but accidentally made a sound of gongs, drums and sticks, and the tough men who heard it became more and more disdainful.
"You can put on a strong face, isn't it just an arrogance, who will beat your mother later, you don't know?" Several big men are from the neighboring villages and will never show mercy. Liu Laocai became more and more complacent after watching him relieved. , Pointing at the second uncle's nose is just a scolding.
"This little boy, how can he fight with young people? Today's young people really don't believe in evil! What kind of nonsense, young people know that money is the last word, why doesn't this big fairy jump out when the young people's village is unlucky and poor? Help?" The nouveau riche talked more and more vigorously, and in a blink of an eye, he drove his car into the dirt slope.
"Oops." The second uncle seemed to have thought of something and rushed over. On the way, several big men wanted to make a move, but he caught his shoulders with a free hand, and the waist bow was thrown out as soon as he exerted force, and he fell a dog. Eat mud.
After all, he was merciless, the big man just fell on the haystack, next to Gan Gan, who was stabbed by a pitchfork, he would definitely die, and the remaining few bastards dared not move at all, they were really not enough to see with the young uncle's skill .
Fighting is not the point, the second uncle left a first-class shadow when he ran, the young man who watched was also very excited, he was so bold that he wanted to stop the bulldozer with his own arms!
But Liu Laocai's car also slid on the spot, and began to turn sharply in the opposite direction of the second uncle's running. It seemed that a part failed, but it also managed to crash into the mysterious slope.
"Haha! The little calf is still fighting with the young man, and the young man will show you his hands today! Let that goddamn god show up, and kill the young man if he has the ability!" Satisfied, I raised the gear to the maximum as soon as my head got hot.
"Oh, it's all fate, the young man tried his best." The young man heard the second uncle sighing, and even the young man's grandfather kept smoking with a sullen face, neither of them looked at Liu Laocai and Tupo.
It's strange, could it be that the great immortal is still staying under the slope, or is there another mystery? Otherwise, why would the young family members react like this, as if they had seen a ghost.
Boom! Before the young man could think about it, there was a loud noise from the direction of the bulldozer, and everyone surrounded him like a sheep and yelled.
Among them, what the young people heard most clearly was a dead word.
The strange energy revealed in these words and phrases almost made us in the forest who were about to fall asleep start a cold sweat, but realized that although our body gradually regained some intuition, the rest of us couldn't control it no matter what.