"I love eating pears" as a big cp fan, finally turned against all the cp fans in public, and the other cp fans of the pear couple vowed to nail him to the pillar of shame.
As Lu Li himself, seeing the user of "I love eating pears" because he was nailed to the pillar of shame, it is inevitable to feel a little sorry.
This "I love to eat pears" is really a wealthy and uninterested Tiehan. Fortunately, the anger of eating pears and the cp powder is anger, but the quality of the usual teaching is good, without using too ugly words.
Lu Li thought about it, and finally put on a "lizi flavored little fairy" vest trumpet, and went to send a private message to this "I love pears".
She discovered that this "I love pears" even paid attention to her trumpet.
Little fairy of pear flavor: [Well, hello, I am the former administrator of "Eating Pear Couple", I want to tell you without any malice, since it is a cp fan, it must be double duty (laughing and crying.jpg) , You can also forward more content related to Chichenyan, so as to show that you like Luli and Chichenyan as well. If you only like Luli now, you can tell your fans to quit eating pears, and then go Join Lu Lichao. 】
[Uh, also, thank you for your love of Luli, thank you so much! Holding Heart.jpg】
After Lu Li sent the private message, she breathed a sigh of relief.
I hope this "I love pears" can hear her.
After she was busy, she wanted to start the game while drinking afternoon tea, but she saw her "Lily" large size, which hadn't been online for several months. When she went online, she just sent out cookies and didn't even have a selfie. Fans were pleasantly surprised. After blowing the rainbow fart, they clamored for dissatisfaction again, knowing that the lady was finally online, and let the lady open more business.
[Ah, Luli, your fans have broken two million! Is it really good not to post a selfie of Jiugongge or start a live broadcast? ! 】
【right! Jiugongge selfie! Start live! 】
…
Lu Li took a look and found that her fans had just increased to two million today.
There is no zombie fan, it's all true.
Lu Li hesitated for a moment with her fingers opening the game.
Two million fans, it's time to thank you.
She pressed her lips, thought and thought, and decided to start a live broadcast altogether.
But she doesn't want to show her face much now.
So after a while, the user "Lili Lily" shared a live broadcast link, "Go online to play a game with everyone~".
Fans immediately clicked on the link. The screen was Luli's mobile game interface. The four-person team has been matched and is waiting for parachuting.
The live barrage was immediately swiped:
[So it’s not a live broadcast, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[It turns out that noble ladies also play and eat chicken hahahahahahahaha]
[Fuck, I am envious of being matched with Lu Li, I admire it]
[This suit is really good-looking, but the limited edition is super expensive]
[How is boss Lu's skills, I look forward to it]
[Is this a bonus for two million fans? 】
…
It was the first time that Lu Li was watched by so many people playing games, and she was a little nervous.
And she still had a certain amount of self-esteem in the game, it was too embarrassing to die within a few minutes.
In order to avoid the embarrassment of landing into a box, I chose the most remote place for parachuting.
After picking up the equipment, he fully armed himself, and then found a corner to hide quietly.
fan:"… … … "
The game is fierce, the number of survivors in the upper left corner is constantly decreasing, and messages keep reminding your teammates who have defeated again.
Lu Lian hid quietly.
The poison circle narrowed, she ran, and after she ran into the safe area, she continued to find a corner with no one to hide.
The number of survivors in the upper left corner has been reduced from one hundred to ten and twenty, and the finals are about to be held.
Barrage:
[It turns out that ladies play games in this style...]
[A little cute hhhh]
[This one won’t lie down □□]
Some fans can't help it anymore:
[The lady kills someone! Don't kill or play or eat chicken! 】
[Lu Li Chong Duck! Give full play to your true strength! superior! 】
[Little cute, it’s meaningless for you to hide from Gou until the finals like this, I’m with you, Hong Kong]
[Kneel and beg the lady to attack]
[Kneel for the lady to attack + 1]
Lu Li glanced at the barrage comments and found that everyone was begging her not to hide, and to show her true strength.
Lu Li was not ashamed to say that her strength was good luck. She often matched her teammates with good skills, then hid herself to the finals, and finally leaned on her teammates to win.
But seeing the fan's urging, she pursed her lips, and decided to do it.
The role of the lady in the interface finally stopped hiding.
Quietly ran to a window, squatted down, then picked up the camera, and installed the eight-fold mirror.
[Is this a sniper? 】
【handsome! Come on, lady! 】
[Uuuuuu I just saw that I have committed obsessive-compulsive disorder, and finally took the initiative to attack]
Lu Li was searching for an enemy in the distance in the eight-fold mirror.
Sure enough, it didn't take long before a hiding target appeared in the eightfold mirror.
Lu Li's aiming center point fell on that target several times.
The fans who watched the game raised their hearts:
[Ahhh, we are going to attack]
[How to be nervous]
[Oh, I missed the opportunity just now, Lu Li calms down! 】
Lu Li faced the hiding target in the scope, her heart also hanging.
After aiming repeatedly several times, finally, the target seemed to stop and healed in place.
She is about to kill her first person, and she will be able to sniper at a very long distance.
…
On the other side, Chi Chenyan finished his work and saw two messages on his mobile phone.
"Little Fairy of Pear Flavor" sent it.
He knew that this was Lu Li's trumpet, who had fallen in front of him when he was confused.
Chi Chenyan smiled at the lovely text in the private message.
…
At the same time, Lu Li took a deep breath, took aim, and was about to shoot.
However, at this moment, a message prompt suddenly slid down from the top of the phone.
—"I love pears" message you privately: it's me, Lili.
The message box just blocked her aiming range.
Lu Li was nervously attacking for the first time, but the aiming camera was blocked by a sudden message prompt.
She was so angry that she was even swearing, and she slid the reminder box directly on it.
It's you? who are you? You call her Lili, do you think you are Chi Chenyan
Lu Li’s live broadcast was on the mobile interface, and fans naturally saw the flashing message prompt, and then had the same doubts as Lu Li.
[Who depends on this]
[It seems like "I love pears"? ? ? 】
[Yes, I also saw it seems to be "I love to eat pears"]
[Who is "I love pears"]
["I love to eat pears" is the number one cp fan of the couple who eats pears in the past! Wasn't he a subcutaneous diversion, Li Wei fan eating pear couple was nailed to the pillar of shame by other CP fans! 】
【Depend on! Even came to send a private message to Lu Li? 】
[What did he send? "It's me, Riri"? Does Lu Li know who he is? 】
[Heitui! On behalf of all cp fans despise this kind of people]
Lu Li remembered that she was still playing the game live, Ben quickly slid the message box up to continue, and within two seconds, the user "I love eating pear" sent you a private message message reminder again, blocking her sight again. .
—"I love to eat pears" privately message you: husband.
When Lu Li saw the word "husband" this time, she was finally stunned.
...
Fans in the live broadcast room:
At the moment of stunned, a sudden burst of gunfire sounded.
Lu Li failed to sniper and was sniped, and a burst of blue smoke floated into a box.
Lu Li didn’t care about losing the game. After seeing the word “husband”, she recalled that “I love to eat pears” with a very different style on the homepage, but the old cadre’s lack of heart. Then she suddenly remembered something. So scared that he didn't say hello, he immediately shut down the live broadcast.
The live broadcast room was closed, and fans were suddenly invited out from the live broadcast page. Thinking of the last situation in their minds, they seemed to be confused.
Discussions gradually began in the fan group.
[Is it the "I love pears" that I just sent Lu Li a private message? 】
[What did he say? Is it my husband, Lili? 】
[No way, does anyone take a screenshot?]
[I cut it]
Fans of the screenshots posted the photos to the group, and they can see the message prompt, "I love eating pears", the private message sent to Lu Li is:
—It’s me, Lili
-husband.
Here, Lu Li Cengceng ran into the study, opened the door, and saw Chi Chenyan sitting inside, and immediately asked:
"Did you send the private message just now!"
Chi Chenyan looked very anxious when she saw Lu Li.
He just dropped a horse for her to let her know that your husband is not so inferior to the times, why is suddenly so excited.
Did she run over just now
Chi Chenyan was immediately frightened by this possibility, and quickly got up and walked to Lu Li, protecting her lower abdomen: "Do you remember that there is another one in your belly?"
Lu Li calmed his breath, ignoring her belly, looked up at Chi Chenyan, and said, "You may have fallen."
Chi Chen laughed and said, "I know."
He just dropped it to her.
"You don't know." Lu Li had no choice but to continue, "I said that you may have fallen in front of fans all over the country."
"I was on the live broadcast just now." She smiled impeccably.
Chi Chenyan frowned: "What?"
…
Lu Li played the game live, and the screenshot of the private message received on the way circulated immediately.
The "I love pears" who recently turned from CP fan to Wei fan was nailed to the pillar of shame. He sent a private message to Lu Li, calling her Lili and calling herself her husband.
In just a few words, the domineering president's style is fully demonstrated.
Then everyone ran to the Weibo of "I love pears", recalling his actions, and suddenly the more they thought about it, the more suspicious they became.
Rich, rich without humanity.
Only concerned about Lu Li.
I don't know how to play rainbow fart, and every reposted post seems to be full of "husband's perspective" at first glance.
The evaluations are all about "good-looking", "very good", "little princess" and the like, and the Weibo of Lu Li, which has recently turned around, is accompanied by "smart, good wife and mother, like.jpg".
And the CP blog has become Lu Li's personal fan blog, and I am happily turning Lu Li Mito. No matter what the fans say, I will not turn to Chi Chen Yan related. It seems that I am not interested in Chi Chen Yan at all.
At this moment, even the name "I love pears" seems to have more and more meaning.
Everyone conventionally interprets it as "I love-eat pears", but now that I think about it, it seems that it can be understood as "I love, eat (verb), pear (pun)".
Suddenly there is meaning.
Suddenly realized his face.
Fans:
[Fuck, it's not really Mr. Chi, is it?]
[Chi, is it really you? Chi. 】
[It turns out that the president is the number one fan of CP for himself and his wife]
[Then turned into a wife only fan but was torn by CP fan? 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】
[Eat... Pears, I admit I am guilty, I want to crook my impure 嘤嘤嘤]
[Good red chicken. Nosebleed.jpg】
…
Fans guessed that this one was posted, the Weibo of "I love pears" did not move, nor did Lu Li's Weibo.
If not, even if "I love pears" did not respond, Lu Li, who accidentally broadcast the accident, will at least post a blog to clarify.
There is no clarification, which is approximately equal to the default.
At this time, everyone saw the high praise comment under the president's previous Weibo-"Do you think you are Chi Chenyan? Only Luli is in the eyes."
"...… …"
Suddenly embarrassed.jpg.
They really are.
What to do, the president is accused by everyone, will he be angry, will he pull everyone out along the network cable and distribute them all to Africa? .
CP fan turned to only fan under the skin, and was nailed to the stigma column and spurned "I love pears". After discovering that it might be the president's trumpet, he was immediately picked off the stigma column by many CP fans, and then cried bitterly while holding his thigh. Runny nose.
[President I’m sorry, please don’t send me to Africa.
[Ouuuuu President I was wrong, I wish the President and his wife a hundred years, I don’t want to go to Africa]
Fans who have not spurned "I love pears" are bolder:
[That, President, since I like to eat pears, can I ask a question? 】
【When was the last time the president ate pears? How many times did the pears taste sweet and delicious? Shy.JPG】
…
After two young years, "I love pears", which has been silent since being suspected to be the president himself, finally went online.
He posted a short Weibo—
"It's delicious and sweet."