[1]
Circle of friends is the latest trend in the cultivation world. It comes from the development of Su Qingyi, the first talisman repairer. She led the Nebula Gate technical team Gui Li and others. After opening up the causal array, she continued to move towards another field, which is the talisman seal.
The circle of friends is actually a book-like thing, but this book can increase infinitely, if you don't empty it. The first thing everyone gets this book is a piece of paper. After writing their own Dao number password on the paper, and then adding friends, they can see the dynamic information of friends.
If you don't add friends, you can only see the information sent by others to the public channel.
The circle of friends refers to the combination of WeChat and Weibo. Only 140 characters are allowed, but it can be combined with pictures and texts. The following like function is convenient for everyone to express their mood.
One day, on the circle of friends in the cultivation world, Daoist Jingyan suddenly posted a post.
"I can finally be a father."
So a group of melon-eating people were surprised to see the most praise collection in history, and most of the celebrities who could be seen participated in this collection of praise activities.
Then there is the following message:
Taohua Hantan (Xie Hantan): "I think this must be a fake pregnancy."
Xue Ziyu: Peak Master is awesome!
Danhui: The goddess no longer cries
Jingyan: @Danhui, the seventh peak came out to practice swords.
Dan Ran: Oh shit, our seventh peak is Danxiu, big brother, do you want to be ashamed? ! The person offering the reward beats Daoist Jingyan, and every time he beats, he will get a first-class pill for one year. If you can't do it alone, you can form a team to brush Jingyan, everyone, don't be afraid to hurry up.
Passerby A: dare not
Passerby B: I might as well grab Danran directly
Passerby C: That's a good idea, let's grab Danran.
Feng Ning: Brother is great! Brother is amazing! Brother is perfect! Grab Dandy and I'll take the lead!
Lei Xuzi: I will join
Xue Ziyu: Take me with you
Lu Qingyi: All the teachers and uncles have gone, how dare the fourth peak refuse
Danran:…
Galaxy: The sixth peak sent a battle report ahead, and the seventh peak is running towards an unknown place...
Jingyan: Can you stop chatting in my circle of friends
After this sentence was finished, no one spoke again. Qin Zichen held back for a long time.
Jingyan: Do you have anything you want to ask me about your child
Lei Xuzi: Brother, may I ask your Taiyi sword technique...
Jing Yan: Get out.
After a while, everyone found that Su Qingyi's circle of friends posted a picture of Qin Zichen kneeling on the floor and wiping the floor.
Wording: If he doesn't reply to you, he's probably being a good husband.
Below is a group of people crying and shouting about dog abuse.
[2]
After Qin Zichen posted it in Moments, the entire comprehension world knew that Qin Zichen had a child.
Originally, a circle of friends would not be such a sensation, but the problem is that Qin Zichen always asks everyone: "Do you think my child is cute?"
The person being asked is usually dumbfounded for ten seconds.
If they are more familiar, they will directly say: "When did you have a child? Su Qingyi gave birth so quickly?"
If they are familiar with each other, they will say: "May I ask where is your child?"
If you are not very familiar, you will smile and say: "Of course it is cute."
Then Qin Zichen would say angrily: "You never listened to me carefully and paid attention to me! My child is not born yet!"
Generally, the person being asked the question is really super awkward.
After everyone knew that Qin Zichen had a child, they were all in the mood of waiting.
The first ten years passed without birth. Everyone thinks this is a fairy fetus.
The fifth decade passed, and there was no birth. Everyone almost forgot it happened.
The tenth decade passed... was born.
The birth was very ordinary, but on a summer afternoon, she ran out of Su Qingyi's stomach like a natural childbirth.
No one knows whether the little girl born is cute or not. Su Qingyi only knew one thing. When she saw the child, she could only think of one sentence: This is a fucking girl! With such a face of a local tyrant, even as a baby, a smile is full of money. Like a mouth full of gold teeth.
The girls who are popular nowadays are all gentle, slender, thin, and noble. It was as if the white lotus came out of the mud without being stained, giving birth to such a simple girl, Su Qingyi was about to cry.
However, Qin Zichen was very happy. He hugged the girl and asked everyone, "Is it cute? My daughter seems to have a bright future, right?"
"Yes," Xie Hantan laughed mockingly, "it has a bright future. She can take care of a little white wolf."
[3]
Perhaps it was because Xie Hantan praised Su Qingyi's daughter Qin Shuang when she was a child, Qin Shuang liked to pester Xie Hantan as long as he could remember.
Some people say it's because of his beauty, Xie Hantan's beauty captured the heart of the young boy, and he clings to him every day. However, if this is true, it would be unreasonable for Qin Shuang not to be attached to Qin Zichen.
After all, Qin Zichen is a great beauty.
As he grew older, Qin Zichen became more and more attractive, and his suitors were like crucian carp crossing the river, countless.
When someone asked Su Qingyi what she thought, Su Qingyi always smiled and said nothing. Once she told Mei Changjun that if she had the ability, she would grab it, and if she won, it would be hers.
This sentence was immediately posted by Mei Changjun on Moments, with a picture of Qin Zichen:
[Marriage on behalf of a friend] My friend's husband Qin Zichen, nicknamed Jingyan Daojun, is upright, cheerful, has no bad habits, has a god-level imperial sword "Sword of Life and Death", has several caves, uncountable savings, noble work and high income, We are now looking for the next wife. If you are interested, please go to Tianjianzong to encircle her.
The circle of friends was just sent out, and it was deleted shortly after. Mei Changjun was happily accepting the praise of others, but suddenly found that his circle of friends had disappeared! !
It's fucking gone! !
Mei Changjun's whole body collapsed.
Mei Changjun thought about it, who else could do this kind of thing except Su Qingyi! So Mei Changjun came to Tianjianzong with a yin and yang flag, and yelled: "Su Qingyi, why did you delete my circle of friends!!"
Su Qingyi smiled slightly: "Spread false information."
Mei Changjun choked, and heard Qin Zichen's voice behind him: "Fellow Daoist Mei, I was about to find you."
As soon as Mei Changjun turned around, he saw the silk scarf hanging on Qin Zichen's head. He pulled out the sword inch by inch, Mei Changjun's expression changed on the spot, he rushed in front of Su Qingyi, hugged Su Qingyi's thigh and said: "Sister, help me!!"
Su Qingyi enjoyed Mei Changjun's admiration very much, so she smiled slightly.
"Call my sister."
"elder sister."
"Send to Moments."
"What circle of friends??"
"I admit that I spread false information. In fact, what I said just now was about this person. Please change to Wuhua Mansion to surround Lin Coffin."
With that said, Su Qingyi also transferred the picture of Lin's coffin to Mei Changjun. Mei Changjun looked at Su Qingyi in shock, for a long time, and finally said: "My dear, I have never seen such a brazen person like you."
"Thank you, thank you." Su Qingyi smiled and cupped her hands. However, Mei Changjun's face changed: "How can you have such a beautiful picture of my coffin?! Have you admired and secretly loved him for a long time?!!"
Qin Zichen suddenly raised his head.
"Qingyi," Qin Zichen said sadly, "Is it true that the relationship has faded? It's just that Shuang'er doesn't like Xie Hantan. You... you too... oh."
After saying that, Qin Zichen turned and left, Su Qingyi was stunned.
After a long time, Su Qingyi finally came to his senses.
"Don't!! Zichen, listen to my explanation!! Don't fly so fast!!!"
However, that person flew further and further away without looking back.
After a few days, everyone found that Taoist Ran Yan's circle of friends has become like this:
Every good day starts with loving your husband!
Husband is the most handsome! Husband is the best! There is no one more handsome than my husband in this world!
The number one beauty in the cultivation world must be Daoist Jingyan, that's absolutely true! ! Xie Hantan doesn't have any competitiveness!
Peach Blossom Hantan (Xie Hantan): Master, does my conscience ache when I say this
Su Qingyi: We little fairies have no conscience.
Qin Zichen: Why did you talk to Xie Hantan under Moments
Su Qingyi: ...
Qin Shuang: Uncle Xie is the most handsome! !
Qin Zichen: Qin Shuang, come back and do your homework! ! Have you finished writing the three-year simulation of your five-year exam? !
Xue Ziyu: Xiaoshuang has a lot of homework...
Lu Qingyi: Public revenge...
Lin Coffin: A Great Drama