Xie Hantan's circle of friends
[1]
After Xie Hantan became a Demon God, he was very lonely.
The Demon Realm is a barren and desolate land, the kind that doesn't pull out any hair. The slack here does not mean that the Devil Realm is stingy, but that the Devil Realm is a place that is really barren and cannot be pulled out.
The species in the demon world are also ugly, so staying in Xie Hantan in the demon world, the whole spiritual life is very barren, but as a demon god, he can't always run outside, what should we do if there is civil strife? So Moments became Xie Hantan's only way of entertainment in the devil world. Not long after Moments opened, everyone discovered that Xie Hantan was the most active in Moments among senior monks in the cultivation world.
First of all, Xie Hantan is a fan of likes.
Basically, everything you can see, in Xie Hantan's circle of friends, and in the circle of friends on public channels, has Xie Hantan's footprints.
Ah, Master sent a delicious meal, please give me a thumbs up.
Ah, Qin Zichen posted the sword manual again, study it, yes, give it a thumbs up.
who is this I don’t know, um, forget it, give me a thumbs up, I’ve read it.
…
Xie Hantan liked it everywhere, and his name is also very cool.
Everyone's name is generally their own name, and the high-end point is like Qin Zichen, it is a Taoist name.
But Xie Hantan coquettishly chose a name for himself—Peach Blossom Hantan.
Everyone's first reaction at the beginning was: Who? ? Xie Hantan fans? ?
Until Xie Hantan posted a circle of friends: Hello everyone, I am Xie Hantan.
Everyone's reaction at the time was: Fuck, your account has been hacked, right? !
But after Qin Shuang's child was born, everyone praised Xie Hantan's behavior, and turned to his parents and said, "You guys are really dirt, the dirt is scum!"
Qin Zichen felt that the child was not his own.
He wondered several times, is Qin Shuang similar to himself? Just like the dragon pill with Xuanhua on his body, he has always been called the son of Longfeng. Then Qin Shuang...
Thinking of this, Qin Zichen immediately posted a circle of friends:
I am studying the demon-slaying sword technique.
after awhile…
Xie Hantan gave him a thumbs up.
[2]
Apart from giving likes, Xie Hantan is also a high frequency person in Moments.
He loves to photograph all of his life.
Take a selfie when you wake up in the morning and post one: another good start to the day.
Because of Xie Hantan's good looks and good selfie skills. So I circled a bunch of melon-eating fans, waiting for Xie Hantan's daily picture every day.
Among them were Su Qingyi, Lu Qingyi, Mei Changjun...etc, high-ranking female monks.
So every day when Xie Hantan's photos come out, the scene is roughly like this:
Mei Changjun: Lick the screen!
Lu Qingyi: Senior Xie is also very handsome today!
Su Qingyi: licking the screen +2
Other nuns a: The vision of the three seniors is really super good, our Hantan family is worthy of so many people's love!
Female cultivator b: There are no lands in the world, but I am the only one in the cold pool!
nun c:...
Lin Coffin: I don't think it's very pretty.
Xue Ziyu: Well, I think Senior Xie's chin is a bit strange...
Qin Zichen: p too, shemale.
Xie Hantan: A handsome person is always envied.
Then go to give a like to Lin Coffin, Xue Ziyu, and Qin Zichen.
Then, the three of them were so angry that they broke Moments...
After a while, everyone felt that they could no longer indulge Xie Hantan to seduce their wives and daughters, so Qin Zichen, Xue Ziyu, and Lin Coffin discussed it and decided to take revenge on Xie Hantan.
Qin Zichen's first thought was... beat him to death!
Xue Ziyu said: "Impossible, if we make a move, we will go to the devil world to do it first, so as not to occupy a dominant position. After Xie Hantan posts the move, it will probably make these female monks feel distressed for a while..."
Qin Zichen and Lin Coffin didn't believe it, and went to the Demon Realm together.
Xie Hantan sat lazily on a chair, holding a glass of wine, and provocatively said: "Are you going to hit me?"
After speaking, he opened his hand and said lightly, "Come on."
Qin Zichen kicked him against the wall.
After the fight, Lin Coffin and Qin Zichen aggressively left a sentence: "Don't post on Moments!", then turned and left.
But just after they left the Demon Realm, they saw a small video uploaded by Xie Hantan on Moments, which was the scene of the two of them threatening him viciously.
Under Moments:
Su Qingyi: Fuck, they're going to turn against each other! ! Don't be afraid, Hantan, I'll take care of him when he comes back. Kneeling nail board this time! !
Mei Changjun: Hehe, Hantan, don’t worry, this time our nailboards are wholesale.
Lu Qingyi: Xue Ziyu must be involved in this matter, thank you senior, don't worry, I will give you an explanation next time.
Female cultivator a: My heart hurts, Hantan was so raped.
Female nun b: I originally thought Taoist Jingyan was a good person, who would have thought that! ! !
Female nun c: I can no longer be infatuated with Taoist Jingyan! !
nun d:...
Xue Ziyu: @Lu Qingyi, Qingyi, listen to me, this matter really has nothing to do with me! ! ! I even blocked it, it was all done by Master Uncle and Lin Coffin! !
Seeing more and more replies on Moments, the two men sat on the steps without saying a word.
"Shouldn't you go home now?" Qin Zichen was a little sad, feeling the wind was a bit cold.
"Yeah." Lin coffin nodded, he thought so too.
[3]
Violence against Xie Hantan is no longer feasible.
The three men studied it and decided to rely on another road.
Yan value! !
So Qin Zichen followed Xie Hantan's example and took a selfie the next morning.
After taking the picture, I didn't know what to say, so I sent a sentence: "I have figured out the thirty-six moves of Taiyi's swordsmanship, and I am very happy."
After posting, it was accompanied by a selfie with his cold face.
after awhile.
Cold Lake of Peach Blossoms: I saw the door god early in the morning and scared me to death...
Mei Changjun: I thought the Heavenly Sword Sect was recruiting students...
Female nun a: I don’t know why, but I really want to study hard
Female nun b: I don’t use Moments anymore, I’m going to practice swords
Female nun c: I just want to browse Moments for entertainment, why do I feel so stressed...
Lu Qingyi: Master Uncle, the morning training of the fourth peak is over today!
Xue Ziyu: ...
Lin Coffin: Actually quite handsome.
Mei Changjun: @林壁, it’s very similar to your coffin face.
…
Looking at Moments, Qin Zichen was very depressed. However, after a while, Xie Hantan posted on Moments.
The man was dressed in a black-gold gown and raised his head slightly, his thin lips were covered by a small fan, his peach blossom eyes were slightly raised, surrounded by scattered peach blossoms.
"Photo of the Day: Looking at peach blossoms today, do I look good?"
the next row.
Su Qingyi: Ah, licking the screen! ! Beautiful today! !
Mei Changjun: My darling! ! ! looks great! ! ! ! !
Lu Qingyi: Thank you senior, you have always been the most beautiful! ! Today is very beautiful! !
Female nun a: I don't want to study anymore, I am addicted to beauty and can't extricate myself
Female nun b: ah ah ah
Female nun c: This is the circle of friends I want! !
nun d:...
Qin Zichen: Not serious at all!
Lin Coffin: Give Qin Zichen +1
Xue Ziyu: Well, not serious.
Even so, the three men discussed the picture seriously.
Qin Zichen: "He must have put on makeup! Look at this eyeliner"
Lin Coffin: "Where did this peach blossom come from?"
Xue Ziyu: "Actually, it's a bit pretty..."
Qin Zichen and Lin Coffin looked up at Xue Ziyu, who coughed.
"Well, I have an idea," Qin Zichen thought seriously, "I think I can do a live broadcast."
"????"
Both Lin Coffin and Xue Ziyu were thinking about what this is.
[4]
But they soon found out.
Because the next day, Qin Zichen's live broadcast started.
Xue Ziyu hired a makeup artist for him, and then Qin Zichen set up the camera of Moments, and then said seriously.
"Hi everyone, I'm MC Qin Zichen. Today I will demonstrate the Shifang sword technique. The Shifang sword technique is commonly used by my wife Su Qingyi. You can learn it carefully."
After speaking, Qin Zichen began to dance with his sword.
The circle of friends relies on spiritual power to support the screen. The stronger the spiritual power, the longer the screen can be supported, and ordinary people can post a short video. However, Qin Zichen uses spiritual power to continuously supply it, and it becomes a live broadcast screen.
Lin coffin is above the dead corner of the picture, and the magic power keeps creating peach blossoms and throws it down, so in the camera, it is the white-clothed sword fairy Gao Leng who dances the sword seriously, with peach blossoms swirling beside him, a perfect face, 360 degrees without dead ends, how come Look how handsome.
After a while, the circle of friends is full.
a: The abstinence series is also great, licking the screen! ! ! ! ! ! !
b: The beauty of Daojun Jingyan really needs to be dynamic to be reflected! ! ! Lick the screen, lick the screen! ! ! ! ! !
c: I've turned my back on me, and there's no one in the world, but only me, Zichen.
d: Daoist Jingyan's sword is indeed unparalleled in the world, I have studied it seriously! !
Mei Changjun: Damn, this ice cube is also very good!
Lu Qingyi: My Heavenly Sword Sect is indeed the best.
While Qin Zichen was dancing his sword hard, Su Qingyi came in humming a song. As soon as I entered, I saw such a fantastic scene.
Lin Coffin was the first to notice Su Qingyi coming, and ran away in an instant.
Xue Ziyu also ran away afterward.
Qin Zichen found that the flowers were gone, so he couldn't help but stop, frowned, and saw Su Qingyi who was staring at him blankly.
The four eyes met, and the two were shocked. Just as Qin Zichen was about to explain something, Su Qingyi walked over, pushed him to the ground and began to pull his clothes.
"Zichen, you are so beautiful today, I am very excited! Come!"
Qin Zichen: "!!!"
He is still live! !
The spiritual power was quickly cut off, but it was too late.
After cutting off the spiritual power, everything just now became a video and put it in Moments, and everyone watched it over and over again.
After Qin Zichen finished everything, he returned to the circle of friends and found himself full of:
Female cultivator a: So... Daoist Jingyan is below.
Dan Ran: So the goddess is so unrestrained...
Xie Hantan: [Broken Heart] [Broken Heart] [Broken Heart]
Female nun b: Ah, I feel so sorry for Hantan! !
Female nun c: Too hot and eye-catching...
Male cultivator a: Let's make a bet to see how long Taoist Jingyan will be, and when will he come out
Male trainer b: What if it's only half an hour, and I'm too tired to fall asleep
Female nun d:b was talking about himself, and I testify that this is true.
Male repair b:d What nonsense are you talking about!
Female nun d: I'm telling the truth.
Male repair b: The women in Hehuan Palace are really shameless!
Nun d: That's not what you said when you slept with me...
Feng Ning: I just like the girl from Hehuan Palace, she is so forthright!
Hua Yuerong: Brother Fengning, come here.
Feng Ning: Who are you
Hua Yuerong: I am the new Palace Master of Hehuan Palace~~ I have been wanting to double cultivate with your brother of the Heavenly Sword Sect for a long time!
Feng Ning: Hmm... Let me introduce you to my senior brother, he is very good, his name is Lei Xuzi, Yuanyang is still there, if you go to pick it up, the effect will definitely be good.
…
After a while, Lei Xuzi posted a circle of friends:
Won another round of Hehuan Palace, Hehuan Palace's swordsmanship is not very good.
Then Hua Yuerong sent a code word to Moments:
Rubiniang's Heavenly Sword Sect...