Yu Xiaobao is five years old this year.
Although he was born amidst everyone's booing, at a young age, he still got the great grandfather and grandma easily by virtue of his mother's small face and his father's excellent IQ. , and the love of grandparents who are part-time grandparents.
In addition, there are a large group of uncles, aunts and uncles who love him dearly.
Although his mother is not around, Yu Xiaobao, who grew up in a honey pot, is still growing up happily amidst the chaos, but he has been very unhappy recently!
It's all because of his asshole dad.
As long as he can remember, his father will take him to fly abroad to find his mother every weekend. The two days of the weekend are the happiest days of his week. Even if he has to stay on the plane for more than 20 hours, it is worth it .
However, that bastard dad actually said last weekend that he was busy and didn't take himself to find mom.
What's more, he still didn't plan to take himself there this week.
Is it tolerable or unbearable? !
Yu Xiaobao came out of the kindergarten with a sullen face, and got into the car of the driver uncle who came to pick him up from school.
The driver's uncle belongs to his grandfather, and his grandfather is very powerful. All the police uncles in the country must obey his words.
Seeing his angry look, the driver smiled: "Xiaobao, did your father provoke you again?"
Although Xiaobao has a bad temper, there are not many people who can piss him off, and nine out of ten times it is because of Yu Cai.
This father and son are like enemies.
Yu Xiaobao turned his face away, disgusted: "Uncle, don't mention him to me."
The driver laughed out loud.
Yu Cai didn't go home at noon, Yu Xiaobao always went back to He Qingwan's for dinner.
Yu Xiaobao's favorite person, besides his mother, is the beautiful and gentle grandmother.
And little uncle Xi Yun, although the little uncle is stingy to others, he has always been very generous to him. He likes to cheat Uncle Tang with the little uncle the most, it is very fun.
But today the little uncle didn't seem very happy, he said a few words after dinner and went back to the house. He used to spend a long time playing with him.
Grandpa was away, so Yu Xiaobao went to talk to grandma.
"Grandma, why is little uncle unhappy?"
The grandma smiled and said that the little uncle had a relationship problem.
Yu Xiaobao is very strange, what is a relationship problem
But when he asked again, grandma refused to say anything, and only said that he would understand when he grew up.
Yu Xiaobao is very unconvinced, this group of adults like to play tricks, what question can make a smart baby so rare
Yu Xiaobao continued to go to school in the afternoon with deep curiosity about "emotional issues".
His deskmate in the kindergarten is a fat girl named Duoduo, who always likes to talk to herself, but when he ignores her, she still keeps chattering, like a sparrow outside the window, noisy to death.
But today I don't know what's wrong, Duoduo's eyes are red, and she keeps crying.
When get out of class was over, Yu Xiaobao decided to show mercy and gave her some of the cheesecake made by his grandmother. Compared with crying, he would rather she be a little noisy.
In the end, Duoduo cried even more while eating her own cake. She also said that her parents had emotional problems, and if they wanted to divorce, she could only choose one of them. If she chose her mother, she would not be able to live with her father in the future.
When Yu Xiaobao heard this, he regained his energy and quickly asked her why she had relationship problems.
While eating the cake, Duoduo replied in a whimpering manner that her father found a mistress in the company and cheated on her, and her mother was very angry, she didn't want her father anymore, and the two were going to divorce. She will live with her mother in the future and cannot live with her father.
Yu Xiaobao hurriedly asked: "If you divorce, will you live with your mother?"
"The lawyer uncle said that I can choose. I chose my mother, but I can't bear my father..."
After Duoduo finished speaking, she looked at Yu Xiaobao suspiciously, and asked, "Xiaobao, what are you laughing at?" She almost died of grief.
Yu Xiaobao came back to his senses, showing two rows of white baby teeth, and smiled: "Don't be sad, it would be nice to follow mom."
Duoduo took a bite of the cheesecake and let out a muffled oh.
Yu Xiaobao smiled secretly again, in case of divorce, can the child choose to be with the father or the mother
That's just... great!
The next day Yu Cai sent Yu Xiaobao to the kindergarten. Yu Xiaobao said that he had a stomachache and refused to get up on the bed.
Yu Cai raised her eyebrows, "Stomach hurts? Let's go, I'll take you to find Uncle Xu."
Uncle Xu was the doctor who treated Yu Cai's immune system.
Yu Xiaobao waved his hands again and again, and said, "No need, just a little pain, no medicine or injection."
Yu Cai glanced at him with a half-smile, "Then I'll take you to grandma's house."
He saw through the brat's tricks at a glance, but he didn't want to take him to find Tiantian. The brat was wronged, and he didn't want to go to school.
As a result, Yu Xiaobao also shook his head, pulled his clothes and raised his head and said, "Father, I want to go to work with you."
Yu Cai: "I have class today, so I don't have time to care about you."
Last year, the Academy of Sciences began to recruit undergraduates, and Yu Cai had to take a professional course. There were two classes a week, which was very easy, so he just took it easy to relax his mind and adjust his life.
Yu Xiaobao pursed his mouth, feeling extremely wronged, "But I'm sick and very fragile, and I need to stay with my father."
Yu Cai: "..."
What bad idea is this bad boy planning
But with a face that was almost exactly the same as Su Tian's when he was a child, he made an aggrieved expression and pulled him to act like a baby, he really had no resistance at all.
Half a minute later, Yu Cai: "Get up, wash your face and brush your teeth."
Yu Xiaobao cheered and jumped off the bed, not even pretending to be sick.
When he arrived at the research institute, Yu Cai threw Yu Xiaobao into the office and hurried into the laboratory by himself.
Yu Xiaobao was sitting in the office, his eyes rolling around.
As soon as the people left, they immediately started rummaging through boxes and cabinets.
His father is a bastard, but there are too many blind girls who can't stand it, and there are constant storms and butterflies around him, only Yu Xiaobao knows a lot.
He heard from Uncle Ye Luo that the bastard dad received several love letters from girls every day.
He wants to find out the love letter and show it to his mother, so that she can divorce him, when the time comes... Hehehe.
He wasn't worried at all that his father hid the love letter and he couldn't find it. His father's passwords were nothing more than mother's birthday, wedding anniversary, and first meeting anniversary.
It's a pity that an hour later, Yu Xiaobao rummaged through the chest of drawers, not to mention love letters, and didn't even find a single hair of a woman.
Sitting on the sofa depressed, the door was pushed open, the bastard father stood at the door and looked over, "... what are you doing?"
Are you tearing down the house? Make a mess.
Yu Xiaobao sullenly said, "I'm hungry."
Yu Cai: "There's nothing to eat in the office, go to the cafeteria by yourself."
Yu Xiaobao: "... oh, it's too far away, don't go - Dad, go buy it for me."
Yu Cai: "I'm going to class."
Yu Xiaobao: "I'll go too, I'll go too!"
Yu Cai: "... not hungry anymore?"
Yu Xiaobao nodded his head like garlic: "I'm not hungry anymore, I'm not hungry anymore."
Yu Cai: "...don't delay my class."
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The students in this course of the Academy of Sciences like to take Professor Yu's class. There are two main reasons. One is that Professor Yu is handsome and has a nice voice, so he enjoys the class. Second, Professor Yu is very lazy. He just talks about himself. Like to listen or not, anyway, he doesn't care about the failure rate.
Today is the same, the students below are discussing in full swing, Yu Cai speaks in a calm manner above, teachers and students are simply two worlds.
Yu Xiaobao sat in the last row, and could clearly hear what the two girls beside him said.
Yu Cai is only twenty-seven years old this year, plus he has not seen the sun all year round, his skin is fair and thin, and he looks younger than the students below.
As soon as he took the first class, he was honored as the number one male god in the hearts of the students, and some people blatantly said that Yu Cai is not only the number one male god in the Academy of Sciences, but also the number one male god in the scientific research field.
This is arrogant, but it has won the support of fans.
It's a pity that it is said that the male god is already married and even has children, which makes many girls beat their chests and feel regretful.
But there are also people who are skeptical about this news. After all, Yu Cai is too young to look like a married greasy man. The most important thing is that everyone has never seen the legendary "Mrs. Yu". Mrs. Yu", Yu Cai's hands are also clean, there is nothing.
If you really get married, at least the wedding ring is indispensable, right
"But if you're doing an experiment, wearing a ring will get in the way, right? I've seen many scientific researchers rarely wear jewelry on their hands."
Yu Xiaobao heard the girls next to them discussing in a low voice.
"Are you still not giving up? Didn't you see that your son is so old?"
"I won't give up. What if it's not my son? Even if it's a son, what if it's adopted? Even if it's my own, what if it's divorced?"
"... Well, I can't say no to you, just go ahead and try, and don't come back and cry to me if you get rejected."
"I won't."
Yu Xiaobao quietly smiled.
When the bell rang during the break and Yu Cai went out to answer the phone, the students in the class immediately swarmed over and asked him what his name was, how old he was, and what was his relationship with Yu Cai.
Yu Xiaobao replied childishly: "I am Uncle Yu's nephew."
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar in the hall.
The girls around were instantly ebullient, and asked in a hurry: "Is your Uncle Yu married? We heard that he was married a long time ago. You are his son, so you are not?"
Yu Xiaobao giggled, "My uncle is only twenty-seven, and he doesn't have a girlfriend yet! If you like my uncle, hurry up."