"You don't know, I was tricked by a ghost!" A man gasped. I handed over the tea cup: "Don't be impatient, drink water and speak slowly." The other party took a sip of tea, wiped the sweat from his head, and told the whole story.
"My surname is Hao, and I am a construction worker. Because I am usually bold, everyone gives me the nickname 'Hao Boldly'. Last month I went to do construction work more than ten miles away, and I caught up with my employer to post work. (BOE Dialect , means that if you do a good job, the boss will reward you with rice. - Author's note) After a couple of greedy bites, it was already dark when I got home. The road was not easy to walk, and there was something wrong with the battery car's wiring, and the whole car was out of power! I had to push I kept walking forward. I am usually bold, but this time I seemed to feel that someone was following me. When I looked back, there was no one! When I walked forward, I still felt that someone was following me. When I looked back, there was no one! That’s it, let’s go quickly. Follow quickly, walk slowly and follow slowly. Stop, but you still can’t see anyone.
I said in my heart: I don’t believe in this evil anymore! This time I suddenly let go while walking, threw the car away, and turned around unexpectedly! Watch it! There was a person standing not far away. Judging from her dress, she was a woman. She had long hair and her face could not be seen clearly. I asked loudly: 'Who are you! ? Why are you following me? ’ She said: ‘Don’t be afraid...’ Who is afraid? I asked you why you followed me! 'I said loudly again. 'To be honest, I am a drowned man! In front of you is Jingjue Temple. I don't dare to walk. I want to hide behind you and get through. ' said the female ghost. When I heard it: 'Ahem, that's it! Come on, sit in the back seat and I'll take you there! 'It turns out that this ghost is very light, and it feels like nothing when he gets in the car. I wasn't afraid and started chatting with her: 'Where are you going? The female ghost told me: "I'll get the scapegoat!" ’ I asked again: ‘Where can I get it? 'Female ghost:' Zhujiaqiao. I stopped and said, "Don't go. Zhujiaqiao is still more than twenty miles away from here. By the time you get there, the day lilies will be cold. They have been snatched away by other ghosts. How can you have anything to do with them?" The ghost smiled and said, "No, wherever there is a drowning person, the Land Master will register it. I have the road sign issued by the Land Master, and no one else can take it away!" ’ I thought it was interesting, so I asked: ‘Where are people going to drown? Except for the Huanxiang River, which is flooded this year, there are not many opportunities for people to drown in other places! The female ghost heard my question and explained: "You don't know, there is Gao Zhuangzi there." Gao Yuzhu's wife in Gaozhuangzi received a phone call one day from one of her netizens. She said that she happened to be in the county town on a business trip and wanted to meet her. The Gao family's daughter-in-law didn't think much about it, got in the car and went. When they met, the netizen wanted to take her to the hotel, and she thought: Why don't we go on a date? He hurriedly got on a tricycle and ran away. I don’t want that netizen to be a repeat offender who specializes in using this method to blackmail. Once the hookup is successful, he has an assistant who will record the video and then extort money by sending it to the other man. Seeing that she didn't take the bait, he went to Tangshan City, a hundred miles away, to hunt for another target. This time, she was unlucky. She was followed by her husband, who gave her a beating and then sent her to the police. This kid was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. He gritted his teeth and said nothing. The police looked up the recent call information from his mobile phone and found the number of Gao's wife. After getting the phone owner information from the mobile company, they drove to Gao Zhuangzi investigates. This was not a big deal, but police cars and policemen came to the countryside. Everyone came to watch the fun, and the yard was packed with people. Gao Yuzhu couldn't keep his face, so he slapped his wife twice, and she ran away in anger. Gao Yuzhu called his father-in-law again and said that your daughter is raising a man... When his daughter-in-law returned to her parents' home, her parents didn't give her a good look and thought she was embarrassed! She had no choice but to leave again. No one can find her now. In fact, she was sitting in the green gauze tent by the river, crying! She felt very aggrieved and said in her heart that I kept my virginity for you, but you beat me... After a while she would jump into the river, and all I had to do was to hold her feet tightly from below and the merit would be complete. 'At this time we reached a fork in the road, and I said to it: 'I'm going to turn a corner ahead. Goodbye. The female ghost also waved her hand and said, "Have a nice trip and see you in the next life!" 'When I got home, I suddenly remembered that my wife seemed to have relatives in that village, so I asked my wife: 'Do you know who is called Gao Yuzhu in Gaozhuangzi? 'My wife replied: 'You don't know Erzhu? He is my cousin’s second son! 'oops! not good! I didn't bother to explain to my wife, so I took out my phone and handed it to my wife: 'Quick! Call your cousin quickly. After I got through, I grabbed the phone and shouted quickly: "Cousin, I am brave!" Find some people to go to the river and save your daughter-in-law! She is jumping into the river! About an hour later, my cousin called back: "How brave!" Thanks for the timely reminder! Both feet were already in the water, and several young men spent a lot of effort to pull them out for her (sound: hao)! I don’t know why she is so heavy! cough! By the way, I said bold, how did you know? ’ I said, ‘Don’t worry about this for now. Are you married? 'My cousin replied: 'We have already talked about it and everything has been made clear! The couple got together. Zhuzi and Zhuzi's wife are about to invite you. ’ I said: ‘There’s no need for that, we are all real relatives, why are you so polite! '
I thought this was a good thing and there would be no problem. Unexpectedly, when I got off work the next day, the female ghost was waiting for me by the roadside! After seeing me, he pointed at my nose and yelled: "Hao DaDa, Hao DaDa!" You are so brave! How dare you ruin my good deeds! '. I said: 'I can't ignore my relatives...' But it actually started fighting with me! (Physical fighting, Jingdong dialect, when two parties are fighting and tearing up. Sound: Zhibo. - Author's note) It turns out that the ghost doesn't have much energy, and I was beaten by the three moves and two moves. This female ghost climbed up and left bitterly. Before she left, she put down her harsh words and said, "You look good!" What I thought she could do! Scared me? I'm not afraid, who am I? Hao Bold me! Take action? If you can't beat me, if I beat you again I'll throw you into a ditch! Unexpectedly, I fell into her trap. Yesterday I was riding my bicycle through town at work and heard a "bang" behind me. I didn't pay attention at all at the time. Unexpectedly, someone came here today and said that his Mercedes-Benz had been hit. The driver left the car for five minutes. The surveillance found that I was the only one passing there during this period... "
I opened the Coke and took a sip. Looking at this Hao Bingdao, I thought to myself that this guy is really scared! These days, there aren't many people who don't have any skills in the industry, and there are really not many people who can knock the water ghost into the ditch! Looking at the bold Hao sitting across from me, I'm in trouble. I deal with people and ghosts. This situation has escalated to a dispute between people. I can't control the car accident after that. Something! Thinking of this, I put down my Coke and said to Hao DaDa: "I can't solve this problem for you! I'm in charge of catching ghosts. This is a car accident. I can't help you pay for the car, right?" Hao DaDa heard this and said, He said with an expression of embarrassment: "Hey, my big brother, please do a good job! Help me! You can't help me solve the car problem, so you can help me find and clean up the devil!" When it comes to catching ghosts, I do boast that I have some skills, but I couldn't find the drowned ghost he met. So I shook my head and said to him: "Uh... What about that, Brother Hao, I can't find that ghost! You said that if she fell into someone's body, I would have a way to stop her. What is she doing now?" There is no movement at all, it’s like looking for a needle in a haystack in this vast land, where can I find it! That ghost is a lonely soul who fell into the water, and there is not even a grave!"
Hearing me call him eldest brother, Hao Da boldly relaxed a little and begged me shamelessly, saying: "Brother, please help me, I'm really helpless! It's only been a few days, and you've hit me I bought a Mercedes-Benz, how can I afford to pay for it? If I wait two more days, it will still have to hit a tank to show me! Then who can bear it! I asked many gentlemen to help me break it, but they all said they couldn't care about it. ! Later, a gentleman asked me to come to your place." I looked at this seven-foot-old man, blushing with anxiety and having a thick neck. I couldn't bear it in my heart, so I said to him, "Well, let me do this. It can't be solved, but maybe my dad can solve it!" As I said that, I looked up at my watch. It was three twenty-seven. "It's still early! My dad is still busy. When my dad gets off work, I will take you upstairs. Go and see my dad, maybe he can help!" Hao Bingdao heard what I said and sat down again with great gratitude.
As soon as he sat down, he heard a series of hurried footsteps outside the door. A woman hurried into the reception room and asked immediately: "Is the curator here?" I saw that the woman looked panicked, so I said: " My dad is busy, what can I do for you?" When the woman saw my answer, she said, "Ah! Brother, when will your dad be free?" This woman's language was really jumpy, so I just It can be described as incoherent. Seeing the anxious expression on her face, I asked, "What's the matter with you?" When the woman saw me asking, she looked at me with some suspicion and said, "I want to ask the curator for help. My boss has seen a ghost!" She said As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Hao Bingdao showed sympathy, which seemed to indicate that he was in the same boat. I looked at the woman in front of me and said, "Don't worry, first tell me what ghost you encountered."
When I asked her what kind of ghost she had seen, the woman blurted out: "White devil!"