When he heard that I was not my mother's biological child, the old goblin showed an expression of joy, and threw the scabbard over as if a stone had fallen to the ground. I caught the scabbard and returned the sword to its case, and stuck it on my back. Seeing the performance of Xiao Baihua and me, the old demon said enviously: "Look at how affectionate you are, your father is just a piece of wood!"
"Where is the son of the wooden lump? Let's take a look!" Following the voice, several people came in, all holding dicks in their hands. The old goblin took a look and hurriedly stood between those people and us, " Why should I show you my plaything! Did you show me the money?" I said to myself, "Damn it, I have become a plaything, and I don't know who I want to play with!" I looked at several people coming in, some were men and some were women. I knew one woman, not now, but from when I was a child!
Although that woman is not ugly, her chin is a little special. I can't describe it. In short, that chin gives me a feeling that I instinctively dislike! That was when I was young. My family didn’t live in Wu Ending City yet, but lived in a small town at that time.
One day before dinner, my mother asked me to buy a bottle of sauce. The market is not far from my home, and there are things for sale next to the vegetable market. I took the money and ran to the market. Today, the sauce seller was an aunt. She was holding a bicycle with a wooden board on the back seat. Bottles of sauce were placed on the wooden board. I handed over the money and said, "Buy a bottle of sauce!" The "auntie" selling sauce "This is the woman I recognized in front of me today! She gave me the sauce and gave me 5 yuan in change. The banknote was new. I said to myself: "How good the new money is! Mom will definitely praise it after seeing it!" I ran home with the sauce, and my mother took the sauce and I took the money back again! Huh? Mom turned it over and looked at the money and said, it's fake! Today’s vendors are so evil, they even deceive children!
My parents didn’t go to the vendor, but I was very angry! snort! If you dare to lie to me, I will overturn the stall for you! I took the fake money and ran back to the market. The man had already packed up the sauce and boards on the car and pushed the car forward. I chased after him, shouting: "Liar! Stop! Pay my money!" Strangely enough, the woman did not get on the car. The car was pushed, but it was just a few steps away from catching up! I kept chasing, and she kept walking, gradually leaving the town. When we reached the intersection, she parked the car under a big tree next to the cornfield, turned around and said to me: "Kid! What are you paying for? Can you go to my aunt's house to get it?" Then she reached out to catch me!
Snapped! A big mouth slapped the woman on the face, knocking her staggering. It was her mother! My mother stood between her and me, pointed with her finger, and said, "Where did you come from, bitch! How dare you abduct my son!" The woman smiled roguely: "I didn't abduct him, he had to chase me!" Mom was then He cursed: "Shameless! You push the cart neither fast nor slowly, you keep tempting him, and you dare to talk cleverly!" "No need to talk nonsense! Just start, there are so many odds and ends!" Following the sound, the cornfield next to him made a splash. After a few moments, a man came out with a hat without a brim. Now that I have grown up, I know that it was a Taoist crown. The woman quickly leaned next to him, showing great respect. My mother hugged me tightly and drank. : "Niubi, what do you want to do?!"
The man grinned ferociously: "I want the little baby in your arms!" As soon as he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning seemed to come down from the sky. A sword fell from the sky and penetrated the man's body directly from top to bottom, leaving only a The handle of the sword is exposed above the head. Now that I think about it, that sword is a little narrower than my Shiyan Sword, and there are many feather-like patterns on the sword, which looks natural.
At this time, I saw my father appear out of thin air. With a wave, the sword was pulled out from the man's head and returned to his hand. The man disappeared in an instant, leaving only a pool of blood on the ground. The woman was so frightened that she knelt on the ground, kowtowed, and shouted, "God, spare your life, don't dare to do it again!" Dad came forward with a sword, and I ran over and kicked her, "Bad aunt." ! Pay me the money!" The woman took out the money in her pocket and dropped it on the ground. I looked at my mother's face, picked up a 5 yuan note from it, and threw the 5 yuan counterfeit money into the pile of money. My parents looked at each other, and my mother picked me up and said, "My son is just sensible and reasonable!" At the same time, he said to the woman, "You are worse than a child!" Then she said to my father, "She has a hard-won career. Just spare his life!" Her father taught her a lesson and let her go. But that chin left a deep impression on me, so I recognized it at a glance today.
I stepped forward and said to the woman playfully: "The bad aunt who cheated me out of 5 yuan wants to kidnap me again today?" The guy was stunned for a moment, and then said to the person next to him: "That's right. ! This is Murong Hai’s son, and the master died in his father’s hands!” The others immediately looked at me with ferocious expressions on their faces.
I laughed, pulled out the long sword from my back, and recited the incantation. The woman shouted: "No! Run!" Then she turned around and ran away, and the few pieces of material that came with me also swarmed away. There was a clang of my long sword, and it pierced their original position. Then I pulled out the sword from the ground and chased them out. These guys all showed their prototypes and escaped through the bushes.
I returned to the cave and said to Little White Flower: "A bunch of naughty dogs escaped by stringing bushes. If you slow down a little bit, I will make them into a scarf for you! Huh!"
When the old monster heard me say the word "slutty dog", he looked obviously displeased and asked me: "Where is your home?" I replied: "Wu Ending!" She said with obvious surprise: "Why is it in Wu Ending? Why not Inner Mongolia?" But then the woman seemed to suddenly realize it, knocked her head, and said to herself: "Yes! Why am I so stupid!" Then she raised her head and asked unconsciously: "Then What's your mother's name?" When I saw her asking again, I didn't want to hide it from her, so I said, "My mother's name is Murong Jinghong." The woman muttered, "Jinghong..." Naturally, I didn't know it at that time. You know, this old monster actually doesn't know my mother's name at all. Although they know her, my parents have never mentioned my mother's name. It wasn’t until much later that I found out that my mother’s name was not Murong Jinghong at all before. This name was given by my father when she was registering for her ID card. It is said that my mother’s previous name was also given by my father, but it was very "Sloppy" is not a personal name, so my father changed it when I registered my identity.
Back to now. The old monster squatted on the ground in despair. Although he looked young, he was still hundreds of years old. The loss of hundreds of years of infatuation was much more memorable than the decades of hard work of his godmother! Thinking of this, I shrugged and walked over and patted the old goblin on the shoulder and said, "Actually, don't be too sad. Before I left, my mother told me that in fact, my father's marriage and relationship with my mother were completely fake. They were just In order to create a decent home for me." When the old monster heard what I said, there was a glimmer of hope in his eyes, and he asked: "So, I still have a chance?"
I smiled bitterly and shook my head and said: "Forget it, my mother and my father have stayed together for many years and never let my father waver. Do you think you can do it?" The old goblin was poured cold water on me again. Withered. At this time, my father's influence on me was reflected. Seeing the old monster's negative look, I felt really uncomfortable, so I patted her shoulder again and said: "Although it is impossible for you and my father, but If you don't dislike it, how about you accept me as your adopted son? From now on, you will be my godmother." When the old monster heard what I said, he immediately raised his head and looked at me blankly for a while, then he burst into tears. The ground hugged me and cried uncontrollably.
I smiled bitterly again and said to myself, Dad, Dad, how many romantic debts do you have waiting for me to wipe your ass? I had a godmother before, and now I have to have a godmother. Oh my God!
After crying for a long time, my godmother suddenly let go of me and grabbed my hand and Xiao Baihua's hand. She said very excitedly: "Good boy, in this case, I will arrange the wedding room for you two..." .." I quickly told her to stop, because I saw that Xiao Baihua's face was extremely red. "Mom! Please wait a moment! Why are you having a wedding? You are jumping too fast. Now is not the time to talk about this! Let's first talk about what is going on and what is going on now!" I hurriedly said He changed the topic and asked me why my godmother acted like a mentally ill person, moving around with a hammer and a stick.
Fortunately, my godmother was born as an animal and doesn't have such a smart mind. When I changed the subject, her attention was drawn away. Then I scratched my head and asked, "There are only three of us here. Where have my two brothers and the other girls gone?"