Speaking of the weasel stealing chickens, this should be a normal thing. The vegetable farmer thought that he had beaten the weasel away and the matter would just go away. Who knew that the next morning, the white ground where they had not grown vegetables would be covered with a layer of bricks and tiles. They were so angry that stars appeared in their eyes!
Chong Xi listened to the farmer's narration with a dull expression and said "Oh". He looked at his mother-in-law-to-be, then at the farmer, and then asked: "What kind of base fertilizer do you usually use for growing vegetables now?" The farmer was stunned at that time, wondering what the magician was doing, so he didn't know why. The answer was: "Dung in the trough! (referring to cow and horse dung - author's note)" So Chongxi smiled evilly and said a few words close to the other person's ear, and the farmer kept nodding. After that, Chongxi took out her business card and told him to call us the next day. The other party asked if he needed to pay first, but Chongxi said no.
To say that Chong Xi looks confused on the surface, but actually full of bad intentions, this is related to his early growth experience. Without further ado, the farmer said that after he got home, he followed Chong Xi’s teachings, walked to his land, clapped his hands, laughed, and said, “Haha, great, I was about to build a pig pen, but I was worried about not having bricks and tiles. The "filling" (BOE dialect, refers to stuffing things in the middle when building a wall - author's note)! It's here now, I will find a car to take it away tomorrow! Hey, if this is a layer of donkey dung balls for me , Horse manure, I can’t help but stink to death!” After that, he left.
After listening to Chong Xi's words with a smile, I slapped the table and said, "You're a very bad boy!" Chong Xi also laughed. Then I asked him again: "Then what did you do all day?" Chongxi smiled again: "Hey, isn't it because I haven't met Xiaoyu since I came back from Inner Mongolia? Her mother saw me in the library Nothing happened, so she asked me to go to her house to play." As she said that, Chong Xi took a large piece of meat from the hot pot and put it into her bowl. I thought to myself, didn’t you say you had eaten it
While we were joking, I saw Lin Feng wink at me. I smiled at him and nodded. Then I took out a card from my wallet and put it on the table. I said to Chong Xi: "Brother, look what you are doing with me now." Xiaoyu's family is so close, it's really time to urge your master to meet the parents or something." Chongxi frowned and slapped her thigh: "Oh, I said Brother Yan, look at you. Didn't I tell you everything? The difficulty..." Lin Feng snatched the card and slapped it on Chong Xi's hand and said, "Silly brother, how could we not know! Take this, this is the last time Zheng Shuang's cousin The one million we lost to us, with this we don’t have to worry about being mismatched!”
With Lin Feng's words, all the voices on the table stopped. Even Xiao Qi and others could see that now was not the time to cause trouble.
Chong Xi held the card in her hand blankly, the expression on her face actually froze! After a while, two lines of tears flowed out of his eyes! He wanted to say something else, but before he could say it, I patted his shoulder and said, "Brother, there's nothing more to say. Brother Lin, the relationship between the three of us is the relationship between arms and thighs, let alone Xiao Baihua." We don't need this money now." Lin Feng also took up the conversation: "Yes, I have a car and a house at home, and I am not short of money on Yuanyuan's side. Where are you going with this money! This is called good use of steel. On the edge of the knife!”
Chongxi was speechless when I told Lin Feng that Chongxi drank a lot of wine during this meal, and we both drank too much. Today's Chongxi became very different from before after drinking too much. He told us about the years he spent with the old blind man.
Those things were vivid in his mind. He said that he was found by the old blind man in the cement pipe under the bridge. At that time, Chongxi was still an infant and skinny. When the old blind man found Chong Xi, Chong Xi only had a thin blanket on him. There was writing on the blanket, which only said that the child's surname was Yuan, but there was nothing else. The old blind man saw that the child was pitiful, so he picked up the child. The sun was setting at this time. The old blind man lamented that his age was almost sunset, and lamented that the child appeared in the sunset, so he named the child Yuan. Double eve. Since then, a simple shed has been built under the bridge.
During the day, the old blind man Chen would carry the child on the street and cheat. At night, the old blind man would put the child in the arms of his shabby cotton-padded jacket to keep the child warm. A middle-aged blind man who takes this child all day long to show sympathy is ultimately weak. You must know that beggars nowadays are organized into cliques, and the old blind man is often bullied by other beggars, taking away all the money he gets from begging, and sometimes being beaten. But even if all his money was robbed, the old blind man never gave Chong Xi a meal. Every time the old blind man begged and cheated, all the food he got from begging and cheating was carefully put in the rag bag he carried with him. When he had no money, Shi Zhan took it out and fed it to Chong Xi, but he couldn't bear to take a bite.
Time passed like this day by day, and finally the local beggars really bullied the miserable couple too much, so the old blind man had no choice but to leave the bridge. At this time, Chongxi was only two years old.
Two-year-old Chong Xi couldn't understand why they would bully her master, nor could she understand why her master didn't complain at all even if he was bullied. In this way, the old blind man took Chong Xi around the world.
You may not believe this, because this was the 1990s, where could such a thing happen? Haha, in fact, if Chong Xi hadn't said it himself, I wouldn't have believed it. At the wine table, his eyes were blurred, and he took a puff of cigarette and said: "I remember when I was four years old, my master took me to touch porcelain. But it was not so easy for a blind man to lead this child, and porcelain was not that easy to touch at that time! I watched Master walk behind the back of a car that was reversing. I was so scared at that time! Master told me that as soon as he lay down on the ground, I would rush up and call Grandpa... "As she said that, Chong Xi started crying again, and said with a tearful voice: "The car hit the master directly, and the master fell to the ground with a 'Ahhh' sound. I rushed up and cried loudly, He said, 'Grandpa, what's wrong with you? Get up quickly.' The car owner panicked when he saw that he had hit someone, but seeing that the old man was blind and old and still taking the child with him, he dropped a thousand yuan and drove away. . But who knew that Master was really injured that day. That was the first time Master took me to a restaurant for dinner. It was the first time in my life that I ate hot food! That day Master touched my head with his hand holding gauze. Ask me if it tastes good..."
Speaking of sadness, Chongxi covered her face again and cried bitterly.
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, Chong Xi reaches the age of six. By that time, he has already learned tricks, pickpockets, and basic divination techniques. Finally one day, while Chongxi was cheating on the street with his master, Mr. Chen, the blind man, he happened to catch up with a local elementary school after school. Six-year-old Chongxi pulled her master and asked: "Master, look at all those kids the same age as me, lining up with small bags on their backs?" Although the old blind man was blind, he was not blind in heart. The old man chuckled and said: "They are students who go to school. Now that school is over, of course they are queuing up to go home." The young Chongxi probably just felt that the primary school students looked very happy at that time, so he proposed to his master The first request in life: "Master, I also want to go to school."
Chongxi said that he couldn't remember his master's expression at that time. In short, he was too young to understand the meaning of his master's expression at that time. But on that night, when Chongxi woke up at night, she suddenly saw two lines of crystal clear tears under her master's black sunglasses.
Later, the old blind man made up his mind and took out the more than 100 yuan he earned in these days, bought a train ticket, and returned to Wu Ending. That year Chongxi was six years old and I was seven. That year was the first time I saw Chongxi...
I was almost done drinking, so I patted Chong Xi on the shoulder with my tongue hanging out and said, "Okay, brother, those past events are in the past! Don't even think about it! We are all capable now and can honor your master! Okay, we Stop talking, Brother Lin and I will accompany you tomorrow to find out about the weasel!" Chong Xi wiped away her tears, nodded and said no more.
End of this volume