When we arrived at the Metaphysics Hall, Lin Feng had already gotten up and started practicing. He didn't even pay attention to me when he saw me coming. Lin Feng's concentration on practicing was no less than that of eating on Chongxi.
I walked into the library and went directly to the second floor. I kicked Chongxi awake, who was still crying while holding the pillow, and said, "Wake up quickly, it's time for morning exercises!" Chongxi took out one hand from his crotch. , swinging wildly in the air and saying: "What the hell, sleep... sleep... hoo..."
I helplessly looked at Chong Xi who fell asleep again, and thought to myself that this master who can eat and sleep is really not a worry. Didn't we agree to go see Weasel do morning exercises today? Thinking about it, a bad feeling surged in my heart again. I pretended to walk out of the house. When I was about to walk out of the door, I pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, Xiaoyu? Why are you here so early today?" Anyway, I didn't know this sentence. I don’t know how Chongxi heard it, but when she heard my words, she heard Chongxi “shuddering” on the bed and got up. When I turned around and looked again, I saw that Chong Xi was already dressed and didn't look sleepy at all!
Chong Xi rushed to the door and realized that she had been deceived by me. After punching me, she washed up helplessly.
After Lin Feng finished practicing, the three of us didn't even eat. We drove directly towards the "playground". From a distance, we saw that the farmer had already arrived at the scene. There was an electric car propped up next to him. Sweating profusely and walking back and forth. Inside him, a group of weasels were lining up and running in circles! When the farmer saw us coming, he hurriedly stopped and said to us: "Master, how did you create the formation? Why can't you enter my land? I saw the little weasel passing in front of me, but I just can’t catch it, it’s always far away from my hand!”
The three of us laughed loudly, and I said to the farmer, if we have to spare others, we should spare others, and we should spare our souls if we have to. Be lenient in everything, both for people and for animals. I will punish them by punishing them by running around in vain all night. Don't make too many demands.
Our laughter was obviously heard by the weasel pack, and there was a panic, but the source could not be found. I waved to the four ghosts who were beating the wall, then took out a bunch of paper money and cold clothes from the car, lit them and burned them to the four ghosts, and then the four ghosts thanked them and left.
The devil broke the wall without breaking the wall, and the weasels fled in all directions in an instant. We and the farmer all laughed. Then the farmer took out a wad of money, and I only took a 100 note from it. I shook hands with him and said, "It's your turn." Treat us to breakfast!" After that, he shook hands with him and said goodbye. On the way back, Lin Feng drove the car, and we went straight to the breakfast stall. Lin Feng said tentatively, "I just need this little money, I'm afraid..." Before I could answer, Chong Xi sneered twice, "This is just Do you think this is the end of today’s breakfast money?” Lin Feng looked at me puzzled, I nodded and said, “Let’s wait and see!”
It was quiet for just one day, and early on the third day, the farmer came to the Metaphysics Hall again!
It turned out that after the "donkey dung egg" incident, the night was normal, but something happened the next night. In the middle of the night, there was a lot of bricks and tiles falling into the yard. The farmer wanted to open the door to go out and take a look. As soon as he opened the door, there was a "snap". The brick hit the door panel next to his ear, scaring him so much that he quickly closed the door. In the yard, bricks and tiles were smashed for half the night. After dawn, when I opened the door, a yard of rubbish, bricks, tiles, and glass were also smashed!
Chong Xi was furious at the time, "Shame on you! We just gave them a slight punishment to teach them a lesson, and we kicked them in the face. This is asking for genocide!" I waved my hand to signal Chong Xi not to get too excited. , I handed the farmer a cigarette, lit one myself, took a puff and said: "It seems that these weasels are followed by people. In Northeastern terms, it means they have opened the hall and have disciples. Just by looking at those animals The animal's mind will not know that the 'donkey dung egg' incident was a joke, and then tried to do something on that land the next day. When the attempt failed, they smashed bricks and tiles in revenge! In this case, we will do it again Let's take a walk, where are those bricks and tiles now?" The farmer replied: "They have been cleaned outside my yard!" I waved to Lin Feng and Chong Xi, and said, "Get the guys, let's go!"
The farmer rode an electric bicycle to lead the way, and Lin Feng drove slowly behind. When we arrived at the farmer's house, he gave way to the house. I waved my hand and said, "Show me the bricks and tiles." The farmer led me outside the front yard wall. I took out the gourd and shook it in front of the garbage. He said to the farmer, "You go back and do your work, let's catch those weasels!" He released the eagle spirit, and we followed the eagle spirit all the way to the door of a factory in the north of the village. The eagle spirit was hovering over the factory. This is a closed plastics factory, and the door to the iron pipe welding is locked.
Chong Xi stepped forward and looked at the lock on the door, and said with a smile: "Easy!" After saying that, he took out a metal hairpin from his pocket, took the hairpin and poked it on the lock a few times. It opened with a "click". Chongxi curled her lips and frowned and threw the lock on the ground. She looked at the deformed hairpin in her hand and said, "I have to buy a new one when I go back!" It turned out that Chongxi had prepared this hairpin for Xiaoyu in advance. scrapped.
The three of us filed in. I took back the eagle spirit, released six wolf spirits, and opened the way ahead. Wolf Spirit did not hesitate and surrounded a large workshop on one side. The three of us followed slowly and saw that the door of the workshop was also locked. Chong Xi took out the hairpin again and used the same trick to open the lock three or two times. We followed the wolf spirit into the workshop. The floor of the workshop was made of cement. The wolf spirit surrounded a corner inside and screamed fiercely. When we stepped forward and took a look, we saw that the corner of the cement floor next to the power distribution cabinet in the corner was raised, exposing loess. It seems that this workshop was also a shoddy project at the beginning. A big hole was dug in the exposed loess. Judging from the direction, it leads to a small room outside the wall. The small room has no windows. It should be a power distribution room, and there is probably a transformer inside. A kind of thing.
I said yes in my heart, but this time I am not so kind!
Thinking in my mind, I took out a yellow charm and lit it. Note that the yellow talisman this time is not to invite evil spirits, but to arrest evil spirits! Since these weasels don't learn lessons, don't blame me for giving you cruel information!
Following the green smoke from the burning yellow talisman, eight evil ghosts appeared one after another. But evil ghosts are evil ghosts after all, and the aura they carry is also eerie and terrifying. When I see someone taking the initiative to arrest evil ghosts, they are all holding back to prepare to harm me. But when these evil spirits saw the person who restrained them, they immediately restrained their demeanor and did not dare to be presumptuous. This kind of little evil ghost is nothing to me. I looked at the ferocious evil ghosts and said, "I called you here because I need your help. You all... get to know me." ?!" None of the eight evil ghosts dared to say a word.
I smiled and told the evil ghosts their respective positions and told them to attack the wall indefinitely. Then I got up and looked around. There was a blackboard on one wall, and chalk was placed on the protruding board at the lower edge. I took a piece of chalk and wrote on the cement floor outside the entrance of the cave, "If you want to solve this problem, come to Dechang." The Metaphysics Museum wants to negotiate with us!" Chong Xi added the words "Kill the whole family before it's too late!", and then we went back home and waited for the fish to take the bait!
It was already twelve o'clock at noon when we returned to the Metaphysics Hall. We hadn't eaten in the morning, so it was time to eat, and all three of us were hungry. Lin Feng and I both said we wanted to go out to eat, but Chong Xi said it was cold and didn't want to move, so she asked us to take it back to him after we finished eating. Unfortunately, Lin Feng and I could only go out together.
However, it was already after twelve o'clock when I came out, and most restaurants were already full. It took me a long time to drive around before I found a decent restaurant in Dongguan. We ordered food and beer and sat down. After sitting down, I discovered that there was a piece of paper on the table to cover the table. It was the kind of disposable paper commonly used as tablecloth in restaurants. Printed on the paper is "Warm Laba Festival, new heart-warming Laba porridge." I just remembered that I have been so busy in the past two days that I have fainted, and today is Laba!
Lin Feng apparently also saw this advertisement and lit a cigarette. Lin Feng said to me: "It's already Laba Festival, and the Chinese New Year is just around the corner. Shouldn't we take care of the Chongqing Eve?"