Because of this kid's great fanfare, there were already many people watching the excitement online before we arrived. There were men and women, old and young, and they were talking a lot.
I stepped forward and waved to everyone, signaling for everyone to be quiet, and then said to the Ma family disciple: "Stop talking nonsense, let him get out!" I saw this kid waving in the direction of the house: "Please, uncle!" Following the shouting, a person walked out of the courtyard. I almost became angry when I saw it! Just this one, wearing Bagua fairy clothes, with one hand whisking the dust and the other hand half-raised, holding a fishing drum! Wow, I’ve seen people pretending to be bad, but I’ve never seen people pretending to be bad like this, and even holding a fishing drum!
Speaking of fishing drums, you may unconsciously imagine that it is the thing held by the soldiers of the Northeastern dance master. In fact, it is not the case. Have you seen the image of Zhang Guolao in calligraphy and painting? That bamboo bucket-like thing with two stick-like things stuck in it is the fishing drum. In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong once took that thing when he disguised himself as a Taoist! Seeing this guy coming closer, he cleared his throat and said, "Both parties are of the same mind. This time there is a disagreement. Please invite me out. As a senior, I will adjust it for you and try not to use weapons. If either of you is dissatisfied." ..." As he said that, he put the fishing drum and whisk on the table, and picked up the soldering iron from the stove. Open your mouth and lick it twice! The onlookers screamed in surprise, and the old guy continued: "The oil pan and knife mountain are ready, anyone can come out..."
Before he could finish speaking, Chong Xi couldn't help it anymore. She stepped forward and cursed: "I'll give you a bad horse!" She stretched out her hand and flicked the oil pan a few times, and there was another exclamation from the spectators. ! Talking about: "Get out of the frying pan!"
Chong Xi stirred the oil pan twice with his hands, shook his hand, raised his leg and kicked the oil pan over. Lin Feng also took a step forward and struck out with a palm in the air. With a bang, the millstone broke into two parts. Some of the spectators commented, "This is the Six Meridians Divine Sword!" Others retorted, "Go! What do you know! This is the Tathagata. God's Palm!" Of course, if someone here is really capable, they can see that the millstone was smashed by Xiao Qi and the others. Lin Feng didn't care what he was doing. With a flick of his hand, the knife mountain fell down with a crash. At this time, someone in the audience said, "You know! Tell me, what kind of kung fu is this!" "This is overwhelming!" Another one said : "Go! There's also the Sunflower Acupuncture Hand! This is the powerful Dragon Capturing Hand, which is a higher-level technique for beating cattle across mountains!" I said to myself that this spectator knows better than me!
The Ma family disciple was stunned at that time. He slapped his hands hard several times, and seven young men rushed out of the yard, each holding a big sword in their hands and rushing out screaming. After a few steps, "Papa" fell on each other one after another. The one running in front didn't fall, and ran just under a tree branch. He suddenly stopped, and his body leaned forward strangely, and then changed to leaning backward after a while. Then he lifted his feet off the ground and threw away the knife. He kept kicking his feet and his face turned red! Those who fell started to howl loudly. After those people fell to the ground, their bodies automatically reversed the car, as if they were being pulled by someone. Wherever their bodies slid, they left blood marks one after another. The onlookers were a little confused. Started to turn away, afraid to look! I raised my hand and snapped my fingers. This was the signal I had agreed upon in advance. Xiao Baihua saw my gesture and immediately called Zheng Shuang. In fact, Zheng Shuang was ambush not far away!
My hand did not fall, but pointed towards the tree. Suddenly, the hanging young man fell down with a "thud" and sat on the ground, touching his neck with his hands, coughing and breathing heavily. The other six who fell to the ground stopped sliding backwards and sat up one after another with their hands on their thighs. There was blood on their legs!
I walked over, took the soldering iron from the hand of the old man who pretended to be B, looked at it and asked: "What do you think you are doing? Does the pomegranate peel taste delicious?"
The guy's face was pale, he was trembling, and he didn't know what to say. I looked at the scene, slowly raised my right hand and opened my palm. When the old magician saw it, he knelt down with a "gudong" sound and shouted for mercy! I smiled and said, "I haven't made a move yet!" The guy immediately pretended to be clear and said, "I know, it's a thunderbolt in the palm of my hand. With one palm strike, gods and ghosts can't escape!" There were women among the spectators, and they were busy at this time. Cover your ears. I said jokingly: "You are a wise man! Are you still afraid of this? Why don't we give it a try, and you can be mentally prepared for the thunder disaster!" There was a bad boy among the spectators nearby, who was cheering, "Try it. ! Try it! It will definitely be fun!" Chong Xi also came over and wiped the oil on his hands with his Taoist robe. After wiping the oil, he said: "Don't worry, it won't hurt at all, hehe..." Those bad boys There was another burst of laughter, and someone said: "That's right! It hurts even if you're dead, haha... "
The old magic stick kowtowed as if he was pounding garlic, and kept shouting: "I don't know anything. I usually pretend to be a magician and cheat a few dollars! I wanted to scare you with some deception today. I don't want to meet a real person, little one." I will never dare to lie to others again, so the Great Immortal will treat me like a fart!" I smiled and said, "Haha, if I really hit you to death with one palm, the martial arts community would definitely say that we use the big to bully the small. Forget it, I don’t have the same knowledge as you! You, go in for a few days and defeat the fire!" After I said that, I waved, and the four people and six ghosts got in the car and drove away. As soon as our car started, we heard the sirens blaring behind us. Zheng Shuang had arrived. After going around the land in front of me and driving to the main road, I saw Zheng Shuang handcuffing the people over there from a distance! A few of us laughed in the car...
Early the next morning, as soon as I arrived at the Metaphysics Hall, Lin Feng rushed up to me and said, "It's broken, it's broken!" I quickly stood up and asked, "What's wrong?" Lin Feng handed over the phone and said: "We have become newsmakers!" I took my phone and took a look: "Li Gui met Li Kui, failed in a fight, kowtowed and begged for mercy!" There were short videos and photos at the back, including a short video of Lin Feng breaking a monument, with the title " "Tathagata God's Palm", there is a video of washing hands in a frying pan on Chongxi, with the title "Being in a boiling oil pan is like taking a bath!" There is also the guy who was hung up by the mistress and the young men whose legs were bitten by the wolf spirit, with the title: "A certain magical power !" Fortunately, in the video of someone pretending to beg for mercy, the word "hand thunder" did not appear, and it might have been covered up by the loud noise.
When I saw these news, I was shocked. What is this? This is considered spreading feudal superstition, which is a sin! I called everyone together to discuss countermeasures. In general, the reputation of Dechang Metaphysics Museum has spread like wildfire, and the advertising effect is still good. It is expected that Zheng Shuang will definitely come to us to discuss how to wipe his butt in the next step!
It is best for us to grasp a principle. All that you see are traditional Chinese martial arts, and there are no magical powers or magic. Chong Xi: "Then who will look to us for advice in the future?" After all, Lin Feng is older and has extensive life experience. He patted Chong Xi on the shoulder and said: "People nowadays have a strange circle. The more you say it's not, the more they think it is! So there is When you deny it, you admit it! Anyone who watches those videos will think of something supernatural!"
Sure enough, before noon, Zheng Shuang called. We agreed on a meeting place and had dinner together. After the meeting, Zheng Shuang asked: "Our forensic injury report stated that we have never seen such a wound before. The round hole penetrated the leg bone, and there was no break or crack. It looked like it was made by an electric drill." !" I said with a helpless look: "The injuries of those gangster thugs were caused by hidden bone-penetrating nails. Let the doctor treat them!"
I thought to myself, I had thought ahead to let the wolf spirit be killed, otherwise those boys would have been disemboweled! After everyone discussed it, a police statement appeared on WeChat that day: Murong Shiyan, Lin Feng, and Yuan Chongxi are all cooperating police officers and criminal case experts of our bureau, and they have made outstanding achievements in the battle to crack down on cult cases and capture child-robbing gangsters. This offended the cult forces. This time the cult tried to collude with the underworld to frame him, but was crushed by the police. The relevant suspects have been detained and the case is under trial. The Dechang Metaphysics Museum in this county also stated that all the moves are Chinese martial arts and there are no magical powers. The audience is requested not to believe in superstition, do not believe in rumors, or spread rumors... ...
This statement was not only published on WeChat, but also on Wu Ending Radio and TV news. Suddenly, our Dechang Metaphysics Museum became the focus of much attention on the Internet.
However, it is obvious that the general public and netizens did not buy this statement. Some people said that we were hyping it, while some people who were present at the time said that it was true. In the end, things really developed in the direction Lin Feng said.
Zheng Shuang actually asked me what was going on at that time. "Actually, it's very simple. The old man's iron is real, but he has applied a layer of special medicine made from pomegranate peel on his tongue in advance. The purpose is to numb his tongue, so he can lick it casually. And that oil pan , it’s completely fake, only the top part is oil, and the bottom part of the oil is vinegar. So when you see the oil pan churning, it’s actually vinegar churning, and it’s not hot at all when you put your hand in it... "
However, I thought this matter would be over here, but when we returned to the warehouse where the weasel was kept, all three of us were dumbfounded! All the group of weasels were gone, and even the evil ghosts placed there were dispersed!