To be honest, I did not expect that from the moment I entered Zunhua City, the whereabouts of the Yizhou weasels had been discovered. It seems that they regarded me as a thug and thought that I was here to eliminate them first, so they hurriedly went to invite their backstage.
At this point, I really didn't expect that my mere appearance would cause such a big fuss. Although I told Lao Tao before that I accepted the provocation from the Huang family, I didn't expect that because of my move, I became the provocateur first, and the roles were reversed.
I smiled bitterly and shook my head, thinking to myself that it seemed like this fight had to be fought. What was this? But no matter what, this matter of overcoming the tribulation must be resolved, otherwise dad's glass heart will be broken. Then I said to the fox immortal: "In short, no matter who their background is, we will naturally help you. Oh, by the way, I have something to tell you in advance. The day when the immortals will ascend this time is approaching, but My father does not intend to fly away, so if you immortals want to take advantage of the situation, I advise you to give up your thoughts, otherwise Shi Yan will be unable to do anything when a disaster strikes." With that, I stood up and left.
My words are actually very clear. The implication is to tell those foxes that if Xiangguan takes the opportunity to survive the catastrophe when the thunder is weak, it is basically a delusion. If he does that, he will definitely die, so it is best to be honest. Stay.
Although I have notified the fox, there is nothing I can do about the weasels in Yizhou. If there is any murder among them, I will not be able to control them. There are probably foxes in the Huangtu Ridge area, and other ethnic groups will know about it without me telling them.
After leaving Lao Tao's other courtyard, Xiao Baihua shook the golden knife on her waist and said, "If those people invited by Weasel dare to do anything bad to you..." I smiled and pinched Xiao Baihua. The big face said: "Don't worry, you haven't seen your Brother Yan's tricks yet?" Chong Xi laughed twice and then played with her slingshot and said: "There are a lot of rocks in this place..." .." I looked at the three of them with a smile and said: "Why do I feel that this scene looks so familiar now? Have you read Journey to the West? You can't beat the monkeys and go to move the reinforcements. The demon king in the cave laughed and said... ..." Before I could finish my words, Lin Feng burst out laughing and said, "It won't be easy for anyone to move here!" As he said that, he made a gesture with his hands on his hips, really like a mountain king. , which made the three of us very happy. Seeing that Lin Feng was doing well, Chongxi smiled and swung his arms while singing: "The king asked me to patrol the mountains..."
The four of us had a lot of fun together in the secret place. People coming and going looked at the four of us as if we were mentally ill. Of course, as we said before, the people walking on the street are not human beings, and they can also see that the four of us are serious human beings. Therefore, people on the street all looked at us with strange eyes. If we didn't have the virtues in our bodies, we would probably be chased out by the colorful tigers.
It was already evening at this time, and the market here was different from outside. The market was held during the day, but here, contrary to the human world, the market was held at night. It looked like a night market and was extremely lively. In addition, this place is not like the outside, but an ancient-style market. There are lanterns hanging on both sides of the road, which really looks a bit fantasy. There are stalls on this street selling everything, but it is very different from the streets in the world. You must know that these sellers and buyers are not human beings. Therefore, in addition to those who buy windmill clay figurines, there are also buyers in this stall. What kind of chicken feet, chicken heads, and pig heads made the four of us frown for a while.
When passing by a stall, Xiao Baihua's eyes flew to the things on the stall. As a result, after we took a few steps, Xiao Baihua's head still hadn't turned around. I thought to myself, how could a little white flower who goes shopping for luxury goods with my mother every day still fall in love with the gadgets sold here? So, I took Xiao Baihua's hand and walked towards the stall first.
"Young Master, come and take a look..." An old voice like a broken gong came from behind the stall, which made me almost vomit. When I looked closely, the stall owner standing behind the stall, Chong Xi, said "Fuck!" behind me. I was also very surprised and surprised, even Xiao Baihua’s hand holding my arm tightened.
The stall owner standing behind the stall was basically a large mountain rat. The rat's face also had two mustaches, and he was looking at me with a vulgar expression! He also made weird laughs from time to time, but his face was still moving and pouting like an ordinary mouse, which made people feel weird and abnormal.
I curled my lips and said perfunctorily: "Ah, just take a look." As I said that, I didn't look at the mouse anymore and looked down at the things on the stall. Unexpectedly, although this rat looked wretched, what it sold turned out to be quite exquisite-looking oil-paper umbrellas. It's red, green, and there are various patterns painted on the umbrella. I saw Xiao Baihua playing with the umbrella on the stall, looking like she couldn't put it down, so I smiled and said, "Why, I like this thing." Xiao Baihua is a girl after all, no matter how naughty she is, in my case My boyfriend still looked shy in front of me, and he nodded shyly when I asked. I chuckled and said, "That's easy, I'll buy one for you."
Chong Xi asked me in a low voice: "Uh, Brother Yan. Isn't it a bit unlucky for you to give me this thing?" Lin Feng heard what Chong Xi said and immediately coughed to tell Chong Xi to shut up. Little Baihua didn't understand the reason, and looked confused and asked Chongxi: "Chongxi, what's so unlucky about this umbrella?" Chongxi quickly waved her hands and said, "No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Baihua was even more excited. His face was astonished. However, she didn't notice that there was a trace of murderous intent in my eyes when I looked at Chong Xi.
Chongxi knew she had said the wrong thing, so she shut up and went to the stall where she bought wontons for a supper. The owner of the umbrella stall also laughed when he saw our fuss and said: "What the mage just said is not enough. The young master gave this girl an oil umbrella. It can be said that this young master has the ability to protect the girl from wind and rain." Heart!" He said, "Hey hey hey" and laughed obscenely. I suddenly felt funny, thinking that you are a big rat, you can’t even cultivate the human form properly, but I didn’t expect that you have a poor mouth. So he laughed and said: "Let me talk about this stall owner, let's not talk about the meaning of this umbrella. First, tell me, this umbrella was not taken from someone else's shady house when you bought a place to live, right?"
When the rat stall owner heard what I said, he said with a bitter look on his face: "Sir, don't be ridiculous. We have worked hard day and night to make this. We don't dare to talk nonsense." I chuckled and said, "Don't take it seriously. , I’m kidding.” I know that the monsters that can set up stalls and trade here have all obtained the consent of the mountain god, Tao Tao, and there can’t be any unclean business. At this time, I heard Lin Feng smiling next to me and saying: "Stop owner, I think your cultivation is not high, why don't you practice well, but you come here to set up a stall." Unexpectedly, the old rat sighed and said: " Alas! My dear hero, what you said has spoken to my heart! Not to mention the four of you who are profound in Taoism, even other fellow practitioners of the same clan are beyond my reach! In terms of spiritual practice, I have been practicing for nearly a hundred years. The practice I came here is not as good as other practitioners who have been practicing for decades! I have put it aside and don’t expect to achieve great success one day. It’s better to do business here with the Mountain God!”
I smiled and picked out a bright red oil paper umbrella from the stall and opened it. There is also a pattern of plum blossoms in bloom on the umbrella. The snow-white plum blossoms and the red background look a bit eye-catching. Obviously this old mouse has never learned color matching, but it doesn’t look ugly. At least the plum blossoms are quite decent. . So I smiled and said, "Stall owner, don't be discouraged. I've never heard of the saying 'I'm born with talent'! Look at the paintings on your umbrella, aren't they pretty good!" As I said this, I held up the umbrella to him. Xiao Baihua said: "Look, does the little white flower on this umbrella look like you?" Xiao Baihua looked shy when I said that, she no longer looked like a brave female gangster, and she blushed like a little girl. , nodded slightly shyly.
I smiled and closed the umbrella and asked the stall owner: "Stall owner, I want this umbrella. How much does it cost?" The stall owner was frightened and kept waving his claws and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, it's just a paper umbrella. How much does it cost?" I dare to take money from you, sir!" I don't know where the titles of young master, girl, mage and hero came from. However, it seems that the old gourmet must have said hello to the market in advance, so the stall owner did not dare to collect money. But just because they didn't accept it didn't mean I didn't give it to them, so I still took out my wallet. However, the stall owner said: "Sir, even if you give me your money, I have nowhere to spend it. You, take my paper umbrella and walk around the market, even if you pay me for the umbrella, Money, if people know that you use my umbrella, my stall will definitely become popular!"
When I think about it, no monster can spend RMB. Then he smiled and put away his wallet and said: "In that case, I won't force it. If the stall owner encounters difficulties in the future, just come to Wu Zhong Dechang Metaphysics Museum to find me." Looking back at Zhong Xi, this guy was sitting on the wonton Eating wontons at the stall and reading a book. I thought to myself, where did this guy get the thread-bound book? If you look carefully, the title on the cover of the book is actually "The Legend of the Sword Riding Immortal"!