When I saw Aunt Li's expression, I knew she was in trouble again. As we said before, Mr. Li and his wife are both heroic people, so their temperament and temperament are also good-tempered. Whatever happens, it will be written on their faces.
I quickly put down my lunch box and went up to him and said, "Aunt, look at your anxious face, what's wrong?" Aunt Li sighed and said, "Hey, Shi Yan, is your dad here?" Aunt Li opened her mouth and asked if my dad was there. , obviously she encountered something that couldn't be solved again. So I said, "Uh... Auntie, my dad and Uncle Quan went fishing, and they left before dawn." Aunt Li heard that my dad wasn't here, so she asked where they went fishing. I want to chase him to the fishing ground. It seems that things really need to be done urgently. Listening to the tone of her voice and the expressions of the people behind her, I hurriedly said: "Aunt Li, don't worry, tell me what's going on. It's not as fast as calling him to find him. If the matter is urgent and he has to do it, I'll call him." Come back soon!" Aunt Li sat down and said, "My son, your brother, hasn't just entered junior high school. He has been beaten to a black and blue face in just a few days! A group of children took turns slapping him in the mouth and asking him for something. 'Protection money'! My school bag was also thrown away. Originally, I thought it was the children's own business, who got hit more and who got hit less, it wasn't a big deal! Talk to the teacher and discuss it with the parents at the parent meeting The parents worked together to solve the problem. I didn’t want Lao Li to feel sorry for his son. When he heard that his son had been beaten, he became furious. Several of his close friends added fuel to the fire. There were also people involved in gangs, and those who rolled their arms into their sleeves wanted to take off their clothes. The arms and legs of those children came to me just as their parents came to apologize. I didn't dare to let them see Lao Li!" He said, waving his fingers to a few people behind him, "I just thought, he is so hot. Besides your father, I'm afraid there's no one else who can stop him, so we're here!" The parents quickly gathered around and said, "We are willing to compensate, but at this point, we can only talk about it together. .. ... "
I waved my hand to signal them to stop talking, sit down and wait. Picked up the phone and dialed Mr. Li's number, "Hey, Uncle Li, I'm Shi Yan. Dad figured that Uncle Li was losing his temper. Haha... He asked me to ask Uncle Li to come over. He's still there. Let’s have a chat after class. How about it? Uncle Li, are you willing to reward me?” Uncle Li was obviously still angry. Hearing Brother Lao Hai’s invitation, he calmed down and said, “I’ll be there right away!”
Then I dialed my dad's phone, and there was a message saying, "The number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment. Please call again later!" Then there was a string of bird songs! This happened three times in a row. faint! Something will happen later! ! ! I had no choice but to dial Uncle Quan's number. This time it was "The number you dialed has been suspended!" I said in my heart: "This is a bloated chick at a wedding. It's unlucky and depressing. I'll invite Uncle Li over and we'll be old soon." Dad is not here, I... cough!" I muttered, "I can't get through at this time!" I sat down on the chair.
As the saying goes, there is no end to the road. Just when we were at a loss and embarrassed, a burst of obscene laughter came from far away. A short man walked shivering into the reception room, supporting an old blind man wearing round sunglasses. Lin Feng was speechless, so he opened his mouth and said, "Hey, the blind man is here." I poked Lin Feng and said, "Brother Lin, please be more polite..." I didn't want the old blind man to laugh, but he smiled indifferently. The sound is extremely obscene. This old blind man is also one of the Chinese studies consultants of our Chinese Studies Center, and the content of Chinese Studies that he is proficient in is none other than the "Book of Changes" among the Four Books and Five Classics, which is the ability to tell fortunes and fortune-telling, commonly known as the "Magic Stick"! The person supporting him is his apprentice and one of our younger generation Chinese studies teachers named Yuan Chongxi. It is said that the old blind man has become an old man this year. He usually rests in a classroom on the first floor of the Chinese Studies Hall and rarely goes out. I don’t know why he ended up in the reception room at the other end of the corridor today.
At this time, I only heard the blind old man say: "Is... Xiao Li's wife here?" When Aunt Li saw that it was him, she immediately went to greet him: "Hey, Brother Chen! You are in good health recently. Come on!" The old man smiled wretchedly and said: "Okay, okay!" After a few words of greeting, the old blind man said: "I heard you shouting at the other end of the corridor, and I also heard what happened to you. .Brother Lao Hai is not here, so I can help you with this old bone!" Hearing this, I wanted to laugh. I thought to myself, how old is my dad? Why do you still call my dad brother at this age? But this is not the point. The point is that this blind old liar wants to solve problems for people. This is an anecdote through the ages! You know, this old guy never does divination or divination. What happened today? Although the "Book of Changes" is also a part of Chinese traditional culture, the "Book of Changes" talks about how to tell fortunes. Most people are not willing to learn this deceptive thing. Therefore, although Uncle Blind is a consultant and Chong Xi is also a teacher, the master and disciple There was no student between them. Could it be that the old man was too idle
The old man sat down on the sofa and said with a lewd smile: "Hey, Wife-in-law Xiao Li, give me the child's birthday and birth date, and I will calculate the child's birth date for you." I said to myself that if someone asks you to resolve the dispute, you will give it to them. What are the horoscopes for? But when Aunt Li heard what the old man said, she quickly took out a pen and paper and then took it back. how? If you are blind, you can't see it, so even if you write it, it will be in vain. It was later rewritten to say that after the old man learned the child's horoscope, he raised his right hand and began to rub the other four fingers with his thumb.
After rubbing it twice, the old man suddenly sniffed, then turned to Lin Feng and sniffed again, "What does it smell like?" Lin Feng raised the lunch box in his hand and said, "Uh... braised pork rice bowl. ..." The old man sniffed and said, "Give me a piece and I'll try it!" The two female teachers sitting nearby laughed while watching, and Aunt Li on the other side was also very embarrassed. Lin Feng hurriedly said: "Uh... Uncle, I'll order a new one for you." After saying that, Lin Feng quickly took out his mobile phone to order takeout. The old man actually didn't forget to ask behind Lin Feng: "More Put the meat in!"...
When I saw this scene, I patted the old man and said, "Uncle Chen, you are doing your business!" The old man looked for my hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't call me uncle, call me uncle!" I had black lines all over my head. Said: "Hey, uncle! Let's get down to business!" The old man then raised his hand and continued to rub it. After rubbing for a while, the old man said: "Well..., I figured it out." Aunt Li hurriedly heard this. Said: "Hey, brother, please tell me." The old man said: "Shi Yan, take them all to my house. If I don't call you, don't come out!" I quickly took them to the old man's place to hide. , after coming back, the old man told me, when Xiao Li comes, just say that Lao Hai hasn't finished class yet, and let me chat with him for a while first.
After a while, Uncle Li arrived. The blind man had a good ear and started talking before he even entered the room. "Is Xiao Lizi here? Brother Hai hasn't finished class yet. You and I can chat for a while!" I hurriedly gave up my seat and poured water. The old man coughed twice and said, "Xiao Li, if there is anything that doesn't go well with you, tell me." Listen, Brother Lao Hai is looking for you, what kind of thing is he doing?" Uncle Li said angrily: "Ahem! It's not that I am a child who makes people worry. I just entered junior high school a few days ago and asked someone to beat me. A few little bastards took turns slapping him in the mouth, and he also lost his schoolbag. This is because I, Lao Li, am easy to bully! I don’t want to find a teacher either. I go to them just to preach and preach. At most I will pay a few dollars. ! I’m not short of money! Huh! I have to show them how many eyes Lord Ma has!” The old man cleared his throat, “Xiao Li, you should put the fire in your stomach first and listen to what I’m telling you. This story will ease my mood." Obviously, Mr. Li still respected this old liar. He just heard Mr. Li say: "Okay, okay, brother, please tell me."
After that, old blind man Chen slowly told a story...
There is such a family, both parents are deceased. There are three brothers left. The eldest and the second are already married. The third is still young. The three brothers have not separated their families and live together. My family has a few acres of thin farmland, and my life is pretty good. On weekdays, the eldest and his wife are busy working on the few acres of land, the second eldest daughter-in-law is cooking at home, and the third youngest is studying in school. Only the second eldest son is not busy with his job, and spends his days playing around and doing random things. The biggest shortcoming of the family is that they don't have children, and they worry about it a lot. Later, the eldest daughter-in-law had a distant relative and met a doctor who said he had a secret recipe handed down from his ancestors that could cure infertility. His medicine could be paid in advance. If there was no effect after taking it, no money would be collected. The money would only be collected after pregnancy. The family discussed it and decided to give it a try. The medicine was not expensive anyway, and it was enough to fiddle with stuff at home. After taking this medicine, the eldest daughter-in-law was indeed pregnant. The family was so happy that they pawned some things to pay for the medicine. In the tenth month of pregnancy, the eldest daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat boy. The whole family was in a state of joy as a weasel riding a rabbit. One day, Lao Er lost all his money at the casino and returned home disappointed. His family was not there, only his children who had been there for a few months were around him on the kang. The second child suddenly became evil and took the child away...