The old sister hit me on the back of the head with a "snap", and then said with some displeasure: "Do you think your sister and I have gained hundreds of years of Taoism in vain? I can cultivate the human form, which is already good!"
It turns out that my sister is different from other monsters. The method that my sister practices is the same as that of my mother, which is the same concept as ordinary people cultivating immortals. So the biggest difference between her and other monsters and wild immortals is that she retains her body for cultivation, so she has to gradually transform her body according to the depth of her Taoism. Thinking about it, it took Bai Suzhen a thousand years of Taoism to become a little daughter-in-law. It is already remarkable that my sister, after a hundred years of Taoism, can become a human and become a full-fledged beauty. In addition, my old sister's previous practice was completely different from her current practice. It only took twenty years for my father to destroy all my cultivation and start practicing again. By calculation, I should be considered a gifted fox.
I smiled and flattered him and said, "So, sister, you are gifted?" She curled her lips and nodded, expressing her appreciation. I still said with a flattering smile: "Sister, can you find some clothes for me to change into? My clothes are almost frozen into iron."
My clothes were soaked with sweat just now, even my down jacket was soaked. Now I am already freezing in the cave at this late night! At this time I was cold and tired, and felt like I was about to die. The elder sister glanced at me, got up, dug out a set of clothes from a wooden box beside the bed, threw them to me, and motioned for me to change into them.
I picked up the clothes and took a look. I always felt that the clothes looked familiar, so I unconsciously muttered: "Why do they look so familiar?" The old lady curled her lips and said reluctantly: "Of course. It looks familiar. This dress is the same as what our father wore back then. I originally planned to give it to my father when I see him again. I'm giving you an advantage! I spent a lot of time making this dress. Don't wear it out. Ah!" I held up the clothes and looked at the elder sister at a loss, and asked: "Have you never seen the styles of other clothes?" The elder sister nodded and said: "Nonsense, sister, I haven't been out in such a long time. Mountain, where can I go to see it?”
The outfit my sister made was the one my dad wore back then, a long black windbreaker that was particularly popular in the 1990s, plus pants and leather shoes from that era. I think I'm doing a good job, but the clothes made of fur in the 1990s are completely nondescript!
But something is better than nothing, better than my iron-clad down jacket. But as soon as I took off my down jacket, I stopped holding my hand and looked at my elder sister and Qin Le with frowning eyes. I thought to myself, what do you two lesbians mean when you stare at me, a young man, taking off his clothes? Why do I feel the atmosphere is so strange
Qin Le finally understood and quickly turned around and said: "Oh, I avoid it, I avoid it!" Then he walked out towards the entrance of the cave with the same frown. The old lady giggled and looked at the direction Qin Le left, and said to herself: "Haha, this little girl is so interesting." She turned to look at me again, only to find that I was still staring at her with a strange look. , and then the old goblin sister also blushed. "Why, your sister has to avoid it too!?" the elder sister said with a blushing face. I stared at her and said angrily: "What do you think?" The old lady pouted and defended: "Shit! What do you have that your sister has never seen? Your eyebrows haven't even grown yet. Your sister saw it. pass!"
I glared at the elder sister angrily and said, "Then you want to watch it again to deepen your impression?" When I said this, the elder sister blushed even more and spat: "Rogue!" Then she turned around and said gone. I thought to myself that this goblin is a goblin, and there is still a difference between him and a human being, hehe.
After changing my clothes, I called out to the outside of the cave and asked the two of them to come in. Qin Le burst into laughter when he first saw me after entering the cave! He pointed at me and laughed, and said, "Croods!" I looked at myself with my head full of black lines, and thought to myself, it really looks like him! The elder sister tilted her head and asked, "What?" I smiled and shook my head and said, "It's nothing. You wouldn't understand even if I told you. In short, you just complimented me on how good I look in the clothes you made." The elder sister looked at me suspiciously. Looking at Qin Le again, Qin Le saw the old sister's strange expression and knew that he seemed to have said something he shouldn't have said, so he quickly nodded and insisted that he was praising her. Although the elder sister still had some doubts, she couldn't see anything wrong, so she stopped worrying about it.
Then he asked me: "Brother, why did you come back suddenly? Did our dad tell you everything about you?" I sighed and said, "Oh, if dad could tell me everything, I wouldn't run away." We’re here!” The old lady didn’t understand what I meant, so she said “Oh?” in question.
I habitually put my hand into my pocket and found that there was no cigarette in it. Then I took out my hand angrily and said, "Sister, do you know when is the time to escape the tribulation?" The elder sister nodded inexplicably and said, "Yes. Ah, isn't it the full night of the fifteenth month next month? What's wrong? This matter is not a secret in the spiritual world." This was the first time I knew the exact date of the period of transcending tribulation, but what I didn't expect was that on a Months later. However, because the amount of information learned during this period was too large, I was already used to it, so I was not surprised. Instead, he continued: "Did you know that our father was the sword god who guarded the Dragon-Slaying Sword?" The elder sister shook her head and said, "I don't know that. But what does this have to do with you coming here?"
I sighed again, and then said: "The Dragon-Slaying Sword was lost under my father's nose back then, and it is still lost in the world. So even if the time of transcending the tribulation is approaching, my father has no intention of ascending. I doubt it. Part of the reason is that the Dragon-Slaying Sword has not been found. In addition, in the past few years, I have encountered a behind-the-scenes organization that has been trying to arrest me. In the past, I always thought that their purpose of arresting me was to blackmail my father and use the Dragon-Slaying Sword as a weapon. Exchange. In order to pursue the cause and effect of these things, and to find out the organization behind the scenes, I asked a god. The god sent me back hundreds of years ago and allowed me to witness many things happening. Finally, I returned from ancient times The current time happened to be when I witnessed my father picking me up, so I returned to modern times and appeared here."
The old lady frowned and listened to my narrative. After listening to what I said, the elder sister said: "You just said that there is an organization behind the scenes?" I nodded: "I don't know if it is one person or a group of people, and I don't know if they are in the same camp. I don't even know them. What is the purpose?" The old lady nodded, thoughtfully.
At this time, Qin Le suddenly jumped up and said, "I know!" My sister and I looked at Qin Le at the same time and asked, "What do you know?"
Qin Le said with great excitement: "I understand! You are saying that there is a big villain behind the scenes who wants to get a magic weapon, but the owner of this magic weapon doesn't even know where it was lost. Right?" I nodded. Head and heart, the summary is correct. Then Qin Le said, "The sword you used is also a magic weapon, right?" I still nodded. Qin Le said even more excitedly: "The big villain behind the scenes wants to catch you, right?" I still nodded.
Qin Le snapped his fingers and said, "That's right! Have you never thought that the magical blade of the Dragon-Slaying Sword is the sword you use? This fits the plot!"
My sister and I looked at each other, then I shook my head and said: "I have not considered this hypothesis, but we don't think so. First of all, the Yanshi Sword is the divine weapon used by Emperor Yan to sacrifice to heaven. And the Dragon-Slaying Sword But it was the Divine Sword of Destiny that appeared to cut off the dragon's veins and promote the change of dynasties. Judging from the functions of the two, they are completely different. Secondly, although the Dragon-Slaying Sword exists, it has always been legendary in my eyes Something, even when I was very close to the Dragon-Slaying Sword when I was transported back to ancient times, I didn’t see clearly what the Dragon-Slaying Sword looked like. But one thing is certain, that is, the Dragon-Slaying Sword and the Shiyan Sword are similar. , but it’s definitely not the same!” As I said that, I made my fingerprints again and recalled the Shiyan Sword.
I took the Shi Yan Sword and raised it to show Qin Le the sword body, and said: "The word 'Shi Yan' is clearly engraved on the sword body of the Shi Yan Sword, so if the Dragon Slaying Sword is really If it was Shi Yanjian, wouldn’t the truth have been revealed a long time ago?”
Qin Le was slumped by my rebuttal. After all, I had already discussed this argument with Chong Xi and Lin Feng. If the Shiyan Sword is the Dragon-Slaying Sword, wouldn't it be too obvious that my name is Shi Yan
My elder sister patted my head and said, "Okay, don't worry too much. In short, just give it a try. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Whenever those people behind the scenes come to trouble you, my sister will do it for you." Knock them all down!"
I smiled and shook my head, noncommittal.