The tour guide's eyes were as wide as cowbells, and he stammered: "Sister... sister? Uh..." I reluctantly told my sister's life experience, and emphasized. It means I am not a vixen!
The tour guide nodded repeatedly, and then said: "Brother Yan, are you free, let's have some drinks?" I declined his request, and refused his invitation on the grounds that I would buy some clothes for my sister.
When we came out of the hotel, it was already time for dinner. Fortunately, Baishan City was relatively prosperous, so it was still decorated with lights at this time. I led my elder sister to walk on the street, and she said a little unnaturally: "Brother, is there something wrong with me doing this?" I knew that the elder sister was referring to her tail, ears and legs. I smiled and said, "Don't worry, sister, you looked at the people on the road and didn't notice you!" Even though I said that, my sister still followed me anxiously, looking very unnatural.
Just as we walked into a bustling commercial street, a series of little girls' screams suddenly sounded behind us, followed by a voice with a regional accent: "Wow! My sister is a cosplayer, right? Which character are you cosplaying? ?" I laughed secretly in my heart, but the elder sister was surrounded by a group of girls who were about seventeen or eighteen years old, and she seemed at a loss. Then these little girls took out their mobile phones and asked to take photos with the elder sister. The elder sister was very reserved and took photos with them one by one, looking so at a loss.
At this time, a little girl ran up to me and asked: "Brother, is this sister your girlfriend? Wow, you are both cosplayers! What kind of cosplayers are you!?" As he said that, he raised his phone and followed I also took a photo together.
I looked at my fur patchwork windbreaker and realized what she meant, and said a little funny: "I'm not a cosplayer, but your little sister is." Then the little girl started chirping and asked me what the cosplay was that my sister was. Character, I smiled and thought about it and said: "Well... you can understand it as Tushan, the fox demon." A group of little girls screamed in surprise again, while the elder sister came closer to me The person next to me whispered: "The Tushan clan belongs to the nine-tailed fox clan. I don't dare to climb high. You can't say this nonsense! Also, what is that thing that keeps flashing in their hands? I think you have a similar one." of."
I smiled and dismissed a group of young girls who were taking pictures, and then I took my elder sister for a walk and said, "You have been out of society for too long. That flashing thing is called a mobile phone..."
I walked into the mall with my sister, and her outfit attracted onlookers. After all, this is not a city like the capital, where demons dance wildly. Seeing two people dressed like this here is an eye-opener. I didn't pay any attention to the pointers from passers-by and walked straight into the mall. At this time, the elder sister began to look at the strange looks around her with vigilance, and from time to time she whispered to me: "Why do I think these people are coming with bad intentions?" I could only reply helplessly, "You are overthinking."
I stopped in front of a clothing store, then walked into the store, reached out and took off an extra-long women's windbreaker and handed it to the elder sister: "Put it on." The elder sister looked at me, then looked at me again Judging from his outfit, he accepted it by default. I pointed to the fitting room, and the lady understood, turned around and walked towards the fitting room.
The store clerk also said to me diligently: "Sir, this sweater matches the windbreaker that the lady is trying on." I nodded and took the clothes from the waiter's hand and asked: "I won't bother, just put the bottoms and shoes together." Oh, by the way, I want boots, the higher the better." Although the waiter didn't understand what it meant, he turned around respectfully and went to choose.
When I saw my sister walking out of the fitting room, looking awkward, I stepped forward and asked, "Sister, you're not going to tell me that you're not wearing anything under this windbreaker, are you?" The sister nodded inexplicably and said "Yes, what else?" I handed her the sweater and said, "Wear it inside." The old lady shrugged, nodded and went back.
After a lot of hard work, I finally managed to make my sister look like a normal person, at least her legs and tail were tucked away. But those non-human ears are really hard to hide. I looked around and saw that the model was wearing a woolen hat. I reached out and took it off, turned around and put it on the old lady's head. It fits just right and just covers the ears. The old lady tugged on her hat a little uncomfortably, but she still put it on honestly.
When I walked to the men's clothing area, I changed from head to toe. Finally, I took off my fur-stitched country windbreaker. I felt like I was alive again. The elder sister looked at me in the mirror who had changed my outfit, nodded and said, "Hmm... Do I need to change the clothes I made for my father..."
When I was checking out, I realized that the two outfits cost five figures. Fortunately, the credit card belonged to my dad, otherwise I would have been screwed.
After leaving the store, I took my sister and walked around the mall. The top floor of the mall is naturally filled with all kinds of delicious food. It's meal time, and the entire top floor is filled with the aroma of hot pot steak and other delicious food. Ever since I got to the top floor, my sister couldn’t stop using her nose. After all, she is a canine and her nose is very sharp. Originally it was me who was pulling her, but now it was her who was pulling me. The old lady took me through the sea of people following the scent, stopped in front of a hot pot restaurant, and looked at me longingly.
I asked tentatively: "Shall we have hot pot for dinner?" The old lady pointed to the hot pot restaurant and nodded like a little girl. I guess I have lived in the mountains all my life, so naturally I don’t know what this is. So I smiled, took my sister's hand and walked into the hot pot restaurant.
Speaking of hot pot, I actually don’t like it very much. My favorite thing is of course barbecue, but I heard that Zhang Zhigui, that sour boy, has a special liking for hot pot. The old lady didn’t know the words, but she knew all the red and white meat on the menu. He pointed at the menu: "This, this, and this! And this!" After ordering almost all the meats on the menu, the waiter said with a black line on his face: "Uh... Miss. , There is a lot of meat in our store, I'm afraid I can't eat so much..." After hearing what the waiter said, the old lady looked at me pitifully. I really couldn't resist this look from my sister, even though I knew she was an old fairy. But there was nothing I could do. My sister just came out of the mountain and was like a novice, so I just let her be happy. He waved his hand and said to the waiter: "Don't worry, we can eat it."
The waiter shrugged and handed over the bill. Only then did I see that the meal my sister had just ordered cost more than 500 yuan. No wonder the waiter had such a look in her eyes. I guess the meaning in the eyes is: Are you dating a girl or a hungry burp? I shrugged and swiped my card to serve.
Plate after plate of meat was served on the table. The old lady looked around and had no idea what the meat on the table was. I smiled and looked at this sister whom I had just met, and made a gesture of invitation to her. The old lady was not polite to me at all, and she didn’t use chopsticks. She grabbed two slices of raw meat, threw it into her mouth and started chewing it!
I almost spit out a mouthful of blood when I saw it. How could I forget that this wild animal like my sister has never eaten cooked food before? In a sense she doesn't eat cooked food at all!
I quickly reached out and opened my sister's mouth like a kindergarten aunt, and pulled the raw meat out of her mouth. The elder sister looked at me blankly, and I shook my head helplessly, put the raw meat on the plate into the hot pot and said, "The meat must be cooked in the hot pot before it can be eaten. Now you are a human being!" He said "oh" like a child who made a mistake, and then looked eagerly at the thick soup churning in the hot pot, waiting for the meat to be cooked.
Like a parent, I took out the meat from the hot pot, dipped it in the ingredients, then put it to my sister's mouth like I was feeding it to a daughter and said, "Ah..." I took a bite of it in cooperation, and at the same time I heard the chopsticks make a "click!" sound. I quickly pinched my sister's mouth when she was about to chew and said, "Spit out the chopstick ends!" She curled her lips and spit out the two chopstick ends into my palm, and then she happily started eating the meat. Come... ...
The meal went on until about ten o'clock in the evening, and finally the table full of meat was eaten.
When I went back, I took my sister to the direction of the hotel. When we passed an alley, my sister suddenly stopped and said, "Brother, wait a minute." As she said that, she looked into the alley. I pointed in the direction of the hotel and said, "This way!" The old lady waved her hand towards me, signaling me to stop talking. Then he walked into the alley without hesitation.
I hurried to follow. At this time, I felt like a dad taking care of a child. But just when I ran into the alley and prepared to chase this careless old lady back, I suddenly heard a man's voice from deep in the alley laughing sinisterly: "Hey, hey, I don't know if the Sword Spirit Celestial Being is here, it's wrong." Welcome from afar!"