I originally thought that my father would name a very awesome sect leader, but my father simply said that the one on the painting was his master. I thought to myself, could you be more perfunctory
During dinner, my father unknowingly pulled out a sword and handed it to me and said, "The one broke last time. You can use this one." I took the sword and saw that it was exactly the same as the original one. I bet this sword is mass-produced! I said, "Why do you think it looks like the kind used by old men and old ladies in the park to exercise in the morning?"
While eating, I asked my dad, "How did you know that Mr. Liu needed to handle this matter?" My dad laughed and said, "I knew it from the beginning, but I didn't expect Zhang Tianshi to intervene. "I thought to myself, why do you know everything? Then aren't you just watching the show all the time? So I asked: "Then since you know everything, why don't you just invite Mr. Liu here?" I thought that my father would say a lot about the cause and effect cycle, but I didn't expect that my father actually told me I said: "I don't like people who have a lot of wives and concubines, and their personalities don't match." I was speechless by what my father said. It is true that the female patient is the reincarnation of Mr. Liu's concubine, which also shows that Mr. Liu I should indeed have a group of wives and concubines. But I don’t know anything about Master Liu. I guess gods also have stories about gods.
After dinner, my mother put away the dishes, and my father sat on the sofa and asked me: "How did you practice with the book I gave you last time?" When my father said this, I remembered that I was My dad also gave me a picture book and told me to practice the things above. Later, I looked at it and couldn’t understand it at all, so I just put it on the bottom of my bag for use. So, I told the truth: "I haven't practiced, I can't understand it at all." Dad sighed, got up and walked towards the door after passing the sword he just gave me. As he walked, he said: "Let's go downstairs. I'll give it to you." Practice it once and take a look. With your understanding, you should be able to understand it." I thought to myself, I've been busy all day, can't you let me take a break
Reluctantly, I came downstairs with my dad, and it was getting dark. Dad stood downstairs, holding a sword in his left hand. He picked up a sword finger with his right hand and opened his stance. Under the cover of night, I saw only a figure dancing with a sword. I had never seen this kind of sword technique before, but my father danced with ease. I stood nearby and watched more and more fascinated. As I watched, I suddenly realized that the sword in my father's hand had been released from my hands at some point, and it was actually hanging in my hand and dancing with the sword fingers of my father's left hand. What's even more bizarre is what's behind. I saw the sword held by my father's left hand pointing at the void. The sword that was hanging in the air and dancing was split into four. The four swords surrounded my father at the same time as if they were alive. generally!
After a set of sword dance, I was stunned. Dad raised the scabbard and dropped the sword finger in his left hand. Hearing a "cang clang", the sword fell from the sky and went straight into the scabbard. Then, my father handed the sword back to me and patted my shoulder. After my father removed his hand from my shoulder, he went upstairs without looking back. At the same time, he said: "Practice, when you do this, you will be considered successful!" (I later learned from my father that this In fact, this is the entry point for our lineage, and the following talismanic swordsmanship and the like are countless and unpredictable.)
I followed my dad upstairs with my sword in hand and a confused look on my face. When my dad saw my confused look, he smiled and said, "What's wrong? Are you stupid?" I nodded and replied, "Dad, tell the truth. Tell me, should I believe things in fantasy novels or not?" Dad looked at me like I was stupid and said, "Didn't I tell you a long time ago? There are some things that ordinary people don't believe, but It doesn't mean it doesn't exist, but it's not as exaggerated as in fantasy novels." I thought about it, but that's right, I even saw gods today, what else is unbelievable? Thinking about other people, they don’t even believe in ghosts. In their words, if I believe that there are ghosts in this world, I have to believe that there are bull heads and horse faces, black and white, and impermanence. That is equivalent to believing that there are ten palaces of hell and six paths of reincarnation. In that case, there is no limit. Every time I hear such remarks, I think to myself, the black and white impermanence of bull heads and horse faces does exist, but it's just not what you imagine. So dad may have the same thoughts now, look at me.
The next day, I returned to the Metaphysics Hall with this new sword. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lin Feng and his apprentice practicing. I called Lin Feng to me and asked, "Brother Lin, with your martial arts experience, can you tell the secrets of this swordsmanship?" As I said that, I gave him the comic that my father drew. Lin Feng asked while flipping through: "Hey, brother, where did you get this picture book?" I said helplessly: "Where else could it have come from? My dad drew it! He said this is the secret book of our profession. Let me practice. My dad even practiced it for me last night. You don’t know, but the sword my dad danced with at that time..." I told Lin Feng what happened the night before in a serious manner. Lin Feng looked at me dubiously and said, "Are you awake?" I said angrily and funnyly, "Do you think I'm making things up? Show me quickly, what kind of secrets are there? I don't know how to do it at all. Wu, I can’t understand it at all!” However, I didn’t expect Lin Feng to slap the book into my arms and say, “We all have rules, and I can’t just read your secret books without your father’s permission. Besides, , We are fist and kick Kung Fu. Although I can use whips and darts, I can't use swords. Our Kung Fu emphasizes that 'the hands are two doors and the feet are used to hit people.' The hands and feet are our best weapons."
If I tell you that you don’t understand, why don’t you just say that you can’t understand and can’t finish it? So, I just sat on the sofa holding this secret book with many pictures and few words, and was stunned all morning. After Chongxi woke up from sleep, he came downstairs and saw me with a grimace on my face. He looked at me for a long time and said, "Shi Yan, I'm not telling you, don't worry too much about certain things. Although I can't see what's bothering you, in any case, you I'd better be open-minded." I found that sometimes it's not a good thing to have such a good fortune teller around me, not to mention he's still an idiot, and the more he talks about it, the more annoyed I get!
Just like that, one week, two weeks, one month, two months...
I stayed in the metaphysics hall for a whole year, just to study this crappy book. My head almost exploded and I didn't understand why my father could make the sword fly. I can make all the sword moves in the whole book, but after I make them, they are so ordinary. They don’t have the magical special effects like my father’s. I can make the sword fly, let alone split it into four. , there is no chance of even splitting it in two!
There are also a lot of trivial chores during this year, whether it's feng shui for people or weddings, etc. Usually these things are done on the New Year's Eve, so I don't have to worry about it very much. Chongxi has been going smoothly in the past six months. Many big bosses have been introduced by Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li to come to Chongxi to see Feng Shui. They were invited away for drinks every three days. Now among these bosses In their eyes, this boy Chong Xi is completely an outsider. Chong Xi himself was also happy and contented. In his own words, whether it was a big job or a small job, it was not a bad job.
During this year, Zheng Shuang has come to see us frequently. Now Zheng Shuang is officially acquainted with the three of us, and he will come to us to talk nonsense when he has nothing to do. However, Zheng Shuang's several visits were related to some theft cases, which were completely outside the category of our supernatural beings, so most of the time this kid went back in disgrace. But the good news is that after the last no-brainer case at the pig farm, Zheng Shuang became an instant hit in his circle and became a celebrity just after he became a regular employee.
As for Lin Feng, he did nothing else this year but trained his little apprentice. Lin Feng taught his disciples very meticulously. In one year, he not only taught the little girl how to poke her feet, but also how to use his whip and dart. You must know that practicing the iron whip and dart skills is not an easy task. During the practice, I practiced with a rope. Every time, the little girl would swell her legs, and then she would stop practicing... ...
One year later, it’s summer again. In the afternoon of this day, I was thinking that the three of us plus Zheng Shuang would go make some skewers. I haven’t seen Zheng Shuang for a while. Unexpectedly, as soon as I called, Zheng Shuang said anxiously on the other end of the phone: "Oh, Brother Yan, you are so amazing. How did you know that I was looking for you?" I said to myself, you have something wrong? Do you know how I know, I want to ask you to come out at night. But since people said that, I could only continue to pretend to be superior, so I said: "I know you have something to do, let's talk about it in person!"...
Zheng Shuang's car arrived at the entrance of the Metaphysics Museum not long after. He walked in and wiped his sweat before he could even sit down. He said to me: "Someone has lost a child! WeChat is making a fuss now, and parents with children are worried. People are panicking! The superiors took it very seriously and ordered us to set up a task force to solve the case within a time limit. I served as the leader of the task force. When we had a meeting to accept our fate, the director held my hand and told me specifically that we should talk about people, money and cars at any time, and the bureau would do its best. Support, we must solve the case as soon as possible. The impact of this matter is too great. Rumors are being spread in the five districts and ten counties now. The longer the time goes on, the more passive we become!"
The second volume is finished.