As soon as Dad said this, everyone said "Huh?", and I was also quite surprised. Mr. Li asked doubtfully: "Brother Hai, can you still owe me this 'one-night stand'?" Dad nodded and said, "Of course." After that, Dad looked at the drowned female ghost and said, "Since you If you are not convinced, then I will tell you about your past and present lives..."
In your previous life, you were the maid of a young lady from a wealthy family. On this day, the young lady and the old lady will go to the temple outside the city to offer incense, while the maid will serve the young lady to dress up. After dressing up, the old lady took the young lady out, leaving you behind in the mansion. When you were packing up the lady's dowry, you picked up the gold hairpin in the jewelry box and put it on your head, looking pretty in front of the mirror. You must know that everything in heaven and earth has its own owner. If it is not yours, you cannot take any of it! You didn't have enough blessings to wear that jewelry, so you forced it to be inserted in your head, and something happened. As soon as Madam's sedan arrived at Dongfu, she suddenly remembered that something should be returned to Dongfu today, so she sent an old lady back with a message, asking you to send this thing to Dongfu. Due to the suddenness of the incident, you didn't have time to take off the gold on your head. Chai then hurriedly made the trip.
When you came back from Dongfu, you happened to meet your sweetheart Tian Liu, and he took him to a secluded place to make out. During the make-out process, Tian Liu took advantage of you and pulled out your golden hairpin. He originally wanted to pull out a token of love, but he will tell you later that he didn't know that the token belonged to the lady, but he didn't want him to be disappointed in the casino, have bad luck, and lose his mind, so he used the token as a pledge to try to get back his money. I didn't turn it back, but lost it to Liu San. Liu San and Tian Liu are both local gangsters. Normally Liu San would be very unhappy when he saw Tian Liu and you quarreling with each other, and he had been coveting you for a long time. I was just about to win Tianliu at the gambling table today, and I was so happy that I saw you walking towards me again on the street, as if you were looking for something lost along the way, so I asked you what you were looking for, and you responded with the golden hairpin. . After Liu San learned the whole story, he had evil thoughts in his heart. He took out the gold hairpin and claimed that he could give it to you, but in exchange for a night of fun on the bed. You were eager to get the gold hairpin back, so you agreed. Do the district work again. But unexpectedly, after returning to the house, she never had the chance to leave the house to fulfill the contract. Soon after, she became the young lady's dowry maid and married to the south of the Yangtze River. From then on, they were separated. Liu San was never seen again.
After Liu San's death, he became a ghost servant after many twists and turns, while you were reincarnated into a wealthy family after his death. It is said that after death, people have to pass through the "Naihe Bridge", and there is a stone at the head of the "Naihe Bridge" called the "Three Lives Stone". This "Three Lives Stone" can reflect the cause and effect of the passing ghosts in the three lives. It's just that the ghost he saw drank Meng Po soup before reincarnation and forgot his previous life, so it is difficult for everyone to know the cause and effect. This time you were reincarnated into a wealthy family. The family was rich, but you fell in love with a poor man. Because of the big difference in family status, your family did not agree with the marriage, so you committed suicide by drowning in a reservoir and became the drowned woman in front of us. ghost.
Dad turned to everyone and said: "You know, a drowned ghost cannot be reincarnated again. Only if he can get a substitute to replace himself can he be reincarnated again. But there are thousands of water ghosts in the world. It is not possible to get the quota of this substitute." Such an easy thing. Like this river of return, some drowned ghosts have been waiting for 20 years and have not yet received their reincarnation quota! The last time the river was flooded was in the late 1970s. The child who was killed in the water is still waiting! In the ghost world of Tangshan, there are seven female ghosts called the "Tangshan Seven Sisters", and this drowned ghost is the youngest of the seven sisters. . Among these seven female ghosts, the older one died a long time ago. She has been in the spirit world for many years and is well-informed. Only the drowned female ghost Lao Qi approached Liu San. Tu Tu was related during his lifetime, and he had known you in his previous life, so he used the reincarnation indicator as a temptation and made the request again. Because she was eager to get rid of the misery of the underworld, she agreed again, and Liu San deceived her to obtain a reincarnation from her relative Tu Tu. Indicators, but they don’t know that this underworld is different from the earth. The problem of sexual intercourse will be discovered soon, so the problem of reincarnation will fall short. Who knows, there is a certain number in the dark, and the one-night stand promised in the previous life shows the results here. !”
Then the father said to the female ghost: "The reason for this cause-and-effect dispute is that you lived a disorderly life in your previous life and was confused with the street gangsters, which caused twists and turns. Just imagine, if you had not had a personal dispute with Na Tianliu Damn it, how could he take away the golden hairpin? And you forcefully wear the lady’s jewelry. On the surface, no one knows about it, but if you don’t want others to know, unless you do nothing yourself, how can you complain about the injustice of the world? "
When the water ghost Xiaoqi heard this, his legs softened and he knelt down in front of his father. He smiled bitterly and said, "So that's it. It seems that I should be the stupidest water ghost in this river." Dad He laughed loudly and said: "No, you are not the stupidest, there are drowned ghosts who are more heartless than you." I understand my father, he wants to comfort Xiao Qi, the stupid ghost who has fallen into the water. Dad has a habit of Don't like to see people (ghosts) negative. I just heard my father laughing and saying: "A hundred years ago, there was a drowned ghost in this Huanxiang River who was the most heartless in history. At that time, the Huanxiang River flooded every year, and the Yahong Bridge (name of the place) was flooded every year. It was washed away, so it has to be rebuilt every year. When there is a large flow of people, there will be a ferry on the river, and the ferry business is very popular. There was a small business owner who accidentally dropped a weight into the water while taking a boat that day. , only to see the weight floating in the water. When the man saw this, he shouted loudly: "Oh, my weight has fallen into the water. When I get to the other side later, I will go down and fish it out!" As soon as he said this, only the weight was seen. It actually drifted to the other side of the river. The man got on the shore and spat in the direction of the weights in the river, saying: 'Bah, you want to plot against me, why don't I fall for it!' After saying this, , I saw the weight sinking to the bottom with a 'Gulu' sound." Dad laughed loudly and said to Xiao Qi who fell into the water: "How retarded is this water ghost? Can the weight float in the water?" After that, Dad continued to laugh. Laughing, several people present also laughed together with Xiao Qi who fell into the water.
After laughing, Hao boldly said to Water Ghost Xiaoqi with an embarrassed look on his face: "What a big girl, at that time, I really didn't change my mind to harm you intentionally, it's just that they are really my relatives, I can't... you reincarnate now." The investment was not successful. Let me see if you need me to do something. After all, we have just met each other, and I am quite embarrassed. Just tell me, if you want to be saved, Master is right here, and I will pay for it when the time comes. If you need money next time, tell me, and I'll burn it for you then." Mr. Li is also a chivalrous person. He just heard Mr. Li pat his chest and say: "Since this happened to me, how can money help you, brother?" Ah, I'm out!" Then Mr. Li turned his eyes to my dad and said, "Brother Hai, look at how much it will cost. Just tell me." My dad chuckled and said, "You can pull it off. There is no money for anything." Yes, I promised you to do this." Mr. Li smiled and turned to Hao Bingdao and said, "But you are really brave. I would have been so scared that I would wet my pants. You don't know how. Are you born with such courage? You can't just name you "Bold" by your parents, right? "
Hao Boldly scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Of course it wasn't given by my parents. My real name is Hao Junsheng. The name Boldly was a nickname given to me by my coworkers a few years ago. At that time, we took a job and built a factory for others. The yard has just been enclosed for a short time, and the factory buildings inside are being improved. The contractor came down to check the progress. I asked him for wages, and I have been in arrears for several months. He said: "The money hasn't been paid yet, and you are doing this in front of me." Many people have asked me for it, but I won’t tell you not to give it to you. Let’s do this, I’m just kidding.’ He picked up an electric meter box and asked the electrician to install it on the wall, then took out the money and locked it in the meter box. He pulled out the key and said, "I will give you the key after the work is done today. If you dare to come and pick it up at night, the money will be given to you. If you don't dare, I will take it back tomorrow." At that time, the wall was not finished yet. , outside the wall is a cemetery. In order to drain water, the construction site set up a drainage outlet under the wall and installed an iron grate (sound: bizi). The rainwater in the whole courtyard flows out of this drainage outlet and is drained into the cemetery. There is A large hole was washed out of a tomb by water. The front door was blocked by building materials, so we had to go around the hole. When I came in the evening, there was a voice from the hole: 'Hao Junsheng, come down.' 'When I heard it, it was the sound coming from the pipe. It turned out that these bad boys inserted a pipe from the ground through the iron grate into the hole, and they were talking to the pipe behind the wall. I heard it. It was the co-worker who was trying to scare me, so he replied: 'Come up!' The other side said: 'Come down!' I said again: 'Come up!' But the other side said: 'You come down, I will go up!' I was so happy that I replied: 'You come up and I'll go down.' But a few boys couldn't help it and crawled out and laughed. From then on, I got the nickname 'Hao Boldly'."
At this moment, the sound of high-heeled footsteps came from outside the door, and Aunt Fen broke in: "Are you still finished? I'm almost asleep!" At this time, the figure of Xiao Qi, a water ghost kneeling on the ground, Without moving, his head turned 180 degrees to look at Aunt Fen behind him, and exclaimed: "Sister!?"