The Target Always Thinks That I Like Him!
目标总以为我喜欢他[快穿]
Author: 斫染
Latest: Chapter 183
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: ancient china apocalypse bdsm character growth child abuse
After the nth time of failing a marriage meeting, Xiang Han got himself a job: good treatment, high salary, free world traveling with food provided, house provided and even a ‘lover provided’?!
At first, he thought, apart from having to travel into the body of a scum cannon fodder, a scheming fake white lotus, everything else was okay. It was only later he realized that saving the target was also a problem. His imagination was neverending, even eating a cup of ramen was seen as a way to rouse his ( target’s) interest!
Xiang Han: This target is a no-go.
Certain Target: Very good, you’ve already managed to rouse my interest.
Xiang Han: Go outside and make a left turn to the optometrist, go get your eyes healed! Additionally, this “lover provided” isn’t necessary.
A Certain Target: This is certainly necessary!
第N次相亲失败后，向寒得到一份工作：待遇好，薪资高，免费（时空）旅行，包吃、包住、包对象？！
一开始他以为，除了总要穿成人渣、炮灰、心机伪白莲外，没什么不好。后来才发现，拯救的目标也很有问题，脑补停不下来，吃个泡面都被认为是想引起他的注意。
向寒：这届目标不行。
某攻：很好，你已经成功引起了我的注意。
向寒：出门左转看眼科，另外对象可以不包。
某攻：这个必须得包！
扫雷：快穿，主受，1V1
精分脑补攻X妖艳傻白甜受，无逻辑，洒狗血
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