When his consciousness fell into darkness, Xu Yanze was still holding Xiang Han's hand tightly, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth. Being able to spend the rest of his life with the one he loves deeply and grow old together, he feels that he has no regrets in this life.
But he didn't expect that he would have to open his eyes again, and in his arms... was holding a handful of dead bones.
Xu Yanze was stunned for a moment, then his fingertips trembled slightly. Even after countless years, even if he had been with Xiang Han for a lifetime, seeing this dead bone again, his heart still couldn't help but ache.
There were corpses everywhere, and a gust of wind blew by, bringing a slight smell of blood. The thin hand bones in his arms were unbearable from the wind, and after shaking twice, they fell with a 'click'.
Xu Yanze's heart also trembled, he didn't understand why he returned to this world. Xiao Sha is gone, why is he still coming back? Why didn't you go with Xiaosha? Or is Xiaosha also in this world
Thinking of those jokes in the previous life, Xu Yanze's eyes suddenly brightened.
Yes, is it possible that Xiaosha... also came back? Time travel, self-cultivation, rebirth, supernatural abilities... He has seen all of these, what else is impossible
Thinking of this, Xu Yanze's heart suddenly became much brighter. He picked up the fallen hand bone and carefully placed it under the arm bone. He has to arrange and put away these bones. If the little fool comes back and finds that he has turned his body into a skeleton, he doesn't know if he will be angry, alas.
wait! The body has become a skeleton, can Xiao Sha come back
Xu Yanze's heart suddenly turned cold again, and then he desperately comforted himself: No, no, I will definitely come back, maybe I will change my body...
Just as he was seriously fiddling with the bones, a troop of cavalry came galloping up, billowing up smoke and dust, and the skeleton that had just been placed was instantly distorted.
Xu Yanze's eyes were full of murderous intent, when he stood up and saw that it was Jin Da who came with someone, he directly reprimanded him: "Get out of here, didn't you see that you have shocked the little fool?"
Shock, shake crooked
Jin Da was a little stunned, and when he saw the skeleton on the ground, he suddenly understood something, couldn't help feeling sad, and choked up: "I didn't expect it to be a step too late, third brother, he, he..."
"Stay away." Xu Yanze pushed him away with a frown, and then ordered: "By the way, you go and make a coffin, put a layer of cotton wool under it, and then put a mink fur on it. If it is too hard, Xiaosha will not be able to lie down." It's comfortable, and it will hurt."
Jin Da was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but said to the people around him: "Master Hou is probably crazy, isn't he?"
Although he couldn't understand it, Jin Da quickly packed a good coffin and brought it over.
But Xu Yanze was obviously dissatisfied, his eyes were full of disgust, and after reluctantly transporting the skeleton back to Jin's house in a coffin, he ordered: "This one is too ugly, Xiaosha will definitely not like it, and make a beautiful one."
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The old lady and Jin Xueyi who were crying while hugging the coffin were also a little stunned. Soon, according to Xu Yanze's request, Jin Da made another beautiful little golden coffin, which was shining golden and very eye-catching.
Only then was Xu Yanze satisfied, and the old lady persuaded with red eyes: "Master Hou, it's better to bury brother Han and let him go in peace. I know that you feel sad, but the matter is over, what's the use of being sad? Alas, there are still battles to be fought in the south, and the dog emperor is still alive, even if it is for Brother Han, you have to persevere."
Xu Yanze nodded and said, "I know."
Then, he took the little golden coffin to beat the dog emperor.
Everyone in the Jin family: "..."
The old lady sighed: "Oh, I am also an infatuated person."
So, when Xiang Han was ready and returned to the world of giving birth, he saw darkness all around him.
"Why is it so dark? Could it be that I can't see because I don't have eyeballs?"
Big A: "It's in the coffin, don't rush out, your skeleton is too easy to disperse, go to the space to soak in spiritual spring water."
"I was buried?" Xiang Han was extremely shocked, "I was only a little behind Yanze, why was I buried?"
"Don't worry, the admiral will take your coffin with him wherever he goes, it's not buried." Big A said helplessly.
"Oh." Xiang Han was relieved now, and hurriedly entered the space to soak in the spiritual spring.
After a long time, Big A urged: "It's almost there, why are you still soaking?"
"Don't worry, I don't know where the phalanx fell, I'm feeling it."
Big A: "..."
When he finally found the phalanx, Xiang Han poked the dark eye sockets, and said coyly, "Isn't it too scary for me to be like this? Will it scare Yanze?"
Big A was silent for a moment, and asked: "So you want to..."
"Can you beautify it?"
"They're all skeletons, how do you want to beautify them?" Big A felt a little broken.
"Hey, go look in the house, maybe there is a talisman similar to beauty." Little B suggested with a smile.
"That's right, why did I forget that?" Xiang Han hurriedly went to the room to search, and found a few magic face charms, which are said to make people look better.
Xiang Han immediately used it happily, and then...a huge bow appeared on top of his head.
"What the hell is this?" Xiang Han hurriedly used another one, and then... the bowknot turned into a small flower.
Xiang Han: "..."
"It's a fool's play, if you dare to be affectionate, you will be beautiful on the top of your head?"
Little B: "Ahem, it's more than that. You were gray before, but now you are much whiter. Moreover, your bones have become finer, and your appearance is so smooth..."
"But what's the use of it?" Xiang Hansheng tugged at Xiao Hua ruthlessly, but he didn't.
I almost forgot, the effect of this damn face talisman will last for three days. Within three days, he had to hold the flower stupidly.
Big A smiled and comforted: "Don't complain, it's just a flower, not green grass, go out quickly."
"No, I must find a cloak to cover myself."
When Xiang Han went out, Xu Yanze's army had already entered the capital, and the remaining troops captured the emperor alive in the south.
After all, the emperor was getting old, and he had already suffered from overwork and illness all the way to escape. After being arrested, he was terrified and died of illness before he was taken to the capital.
Although the vengeance was avenged, Xu Yanze felt no joy in his heart. There is no other reason, Xiaosha hasn't come to him yet.
It shouldn't be, if Xiaosha knew that he had invaded the imperial city, he would definitely come to him, didn't Xiaosha come through
The longer the wait, the more Xu Yanze's heart hangs. He felt that he should ascend the throne earlier, and when he became emperor, who else in the country would not know? Xiaosha will definitely know.
After hinting at the matter, he felt at ease again, and couldn't help but sit next to the little golden coffin.
Just as he was fantasizing about Xiang Han's return, a faint sound suddenly came from inside the golden coffin.
Xu Yanze stood up suddenly, staring at the golden coffin, but after a while, he shook his head again, thinking it was an auditory hallucination.
Seeing that it was getting late, he gently stroked the coffin lid, and whispered: "Go to sleep first, I will come to see you tomorrow."
Before turning around after speaking, there was another sound in the coffin.
Xu Yanze froze for a moment, and then, the knocking sound became more and more intensive, and the movement became louder and louder. Xu Yan's expression turned into ecstasy in an instant, he hurriedly opened the coffin lid, and said excitedly: "Little fool, you go back..."
The shouting stopped abruptly, Xu Yanze stared at the golden coffin in a daze. The dead bones were still in the coffin, but they were much paler, and there was an extra cloak. This is... what's going on? Isn't Xiaosha back? But this cloak...
"Hi, Yanze, that... Long time no see, I'm Wu Han." Xiang Han stretched out his paw, and moved his thin finger bones.
Xu Yanze immediately covered it with distress, and said nervously: "Don't move around, or it will fall apart again."
"No, I soaked in the spiritual spring water, and I even made a polymorphic talisman to stick on my body."
Xu Yanze took off the cloak, and saw a piece of talisman paper stuck on the forehead of the little skull. I don't know, I thought some Taoist priest posted it to suppress evil.
Xiang Han hurriedly stretched out his withered claws to cover it, and got up cautiously, saying embarrassedly: "Don't look, it's too scary."
Seeing that Xu Yanze was silent after speaking, he worriedly asked: "Are you... afraid of me?"
"Why? I'm just... so happy." Xu Yanze couldn't help hugging him gently, his eyes were a little red.
But no matter how careful he was, there was still a 'click' from the little skull, and Xiang Han hurriedly shouted: "Don't stop, the ribs are about to break."
Xu Yanze was so frightened that he quickly let go, checked carefully, and was relieved when he saw that there was no problem.
"Little silly, can I see you?"
"No." Xiang Han quickly covered his head.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not afraid of you, I'm just... a little worried, after all, you've been with me for so long, I don't know if it's bad or not." Xu Yanze's voice was very soft, not only afraid of scaring the other party, but also trying to prove himself Don't be afraid of the other person's appearance.
Xiang Han shook his head, and after a long while coyly said: "It's not that I can't show you, but you are not allowed to laugh."
"Okay." Xu Yanze raised his hand to promise.
Seeing this, Xiang Han carefully put down his cloak.
After seeing the little flower swaying above his head, Xu Yanze was silent for a while, his face turned redder and redder, and finally couldn't help it, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Little silly, I think... I probably... have to go out for a while .”
Xiang Han: "..."
"Forget it, just laugh if you want to, don't hold back." Xiang Han said very depressed.
"Hahaha..." Xu Yanze couldn't help poking Xiaohua with his hand, and couldn't help but laugh: "It's pretty cute, how did it grow?"
Thinking that it had grown, he immediately restrained his smile and asked worriedly, "Could it be that I didn't pay attention and let the grass seed stay in it? How long has it grown, and will it affect you in any way?"
"It's not what you think, it's the Magic Face Talisman." Xiang Han said the matter very depressedly.
Xu Yanze couldn't help but want to pound the coffin. It's been so many years, his little fool... how is he still so cute
Three months later, the enthronement ceremony and queen conferment ceremony were held at the same time. All the officials only saw the queen in a bright red dress, but they didn't see her face.
Regarding the issue of the empress's thin stature, the ministers were mixed with joy and sorrow. Many people couldn't help but think: I'm afraid the middle palace will not be prosperous, and your majesty is the same age as a tiger and wolf. Hurry up and go home to see which girl is suitable for admission. palace.
After getting married, Xu Yanze insisted on sharing the same bed with Xiang Han. But Xiang Han is a dishonest sleeper, even if he turns into a little skeleton, he still likes to pose on the bed.
On the morning of the first day, when Xu Yanze came back from court, seeing Xiang Han still sleeping, he couldn't help worrying: "What's wrong? What's wrong? Is the bone oxidized?"
Xiang Han said softly: "When I was dreaming, I didn't know who kicked someone's foot. When I woke up, my calf was gone."
"Ah?" Xu Yanze immediately searched up and down, and finally found the calf bone under the curtain, and couldn't help scolding him: "Why are you kicking him? Call me to kick him!"
"It's a dream."
"You can also shout in your dreams. If you shout, I will definitely appear."
Xiang Han: "..."
From then on, Xu Yanze hurried back to the bedroom every morning after court, looking for bones everywhere.
The ministers lamented: "The queen is a goblin!"
Jin Da and Jin Er looked at each other, they were insiders, but...
Jin Da: "Third brother is really powerful, and His Majesty is reluctant to part with him if he can still pester him like this."
Jin Er: "Heavy, too heavy!"
In winter, Xiang Han felt that he had been lying in the house for a long time and was a little damp, so he went to the imperial garden to bask in the sun for a while, but when he came back, he found that he lost a finger bone at some point.
Xu Yanze was in a hurry, and hurriedly mobilized the whole palace to search for it, and finally found it under the paw of a little white cat.
Although the little white cat is very cute, Xu Yanze was still very angry and asked coldly, "Whose cat is it?"
"Uh, Mrs. Daijun and Miss Rong San entered the palace today, and the cat probably belongs to Miss Rong San." The servant replied cautiously.
Mrs. Daijun is Yan Xiaoze's second aunt. Due to filial piety, or to thank her for doing good things with bad intentions, she brought herself and Xiaosha together. After Xu Yanze ascended the throne, he gave this top-notch aunt's family some false titles.
But after Yan Xiaojiang married the third prince of the former dynasty, he unfortunately gave birth to a daughter. Now that the former dynasty is dead, the third prince has also died long ago. Second Aunt Yan saw that her son could not be counted on, so she decided on Xu Yanze's idea.
This Third Miss Rong is the niece of Second Aunt Yan's natal family. Thinking that Xu Yanze has no children yet, she wanted to help her niece up. After all, they and 'Yan Xiaoze' are the same family, so they can't take advantage of the Jin family.
After hearing this, Xu Yanze's face turned black, and he directly reprimanded: "Get them all out of here."
Xiang Han appeared out of nowhere, wrapped tightly in his clothes, carefully said through a thick veil, "Cats are cute, let's keep them..."
"You still dare to run around?" Xu Yanze was furious. He picked him up and carried him back to the bedroom. After putting his little finger on, he still had a cold face: "From now on, you are not allowed to jump around. Tell me wherever you go. I will take it with you." you."
The next day, Xu Yanze directly issued an order to drive Second Uncle Yan's family to the frontier to reclaim wasteland. From then on, no one dared to think about the harem.
Emperor Xu Yanze had been working for less than three years, and he snatched a child from the Jin family. After raising him for more than ten years, he immediately left the child and took the little skeleton to travel around the mountains and rivers.
As the training time got longer and longer, the little skull became stronger and stronger, and it seldom lost parts. But unfortunately, no meat has been grown.
Xu Yanze felt a little regretful. In the past two years, they went out to sea to visit the so-called sacred tree and brought back a lot of divine fruits. If Xiaosha had a body, hey... what a pity!