Zhao Cen had a headache for a long time, seemed to be thinking of many things, vaguely felt that he was not from this world, but it seemed... like being in an absurd dream.
In the confusion, he smelled porridge, and finally managed to open his eyes. The people in front of him were both familiar and unfamiliar, Zhao Cen couldn't tell whether it was reality or a dream.
"Who am I? Zhao Cen? Or Ai Wen? Or someone else..." He asked himself silently in his heart.
When the system 011 bound to him heard it, he was excited and said, "Colonel, have you recovered your memory? Great, you finally recovered..."
Zhao Cen was so frightened that he almost knocked over a spoonful of porridge that 001 handed over.
"011?" He asked tentatively.
"It's me." 011 was very excited, and his voice was cautious, for fear of scaring him.
Zhao Cen didn't have time to deal with 001, so he asked 011 directly: "I don't know... Is it still in a dream?"
"No, this is real! No, no, no, I mean, this is the virtual world, not the real world, but you are indeed awake." 011 spoke incoherently, and then carefully asked: "Do you really remember everything? "
"It seems to be so." Ai Wen rubbed his aching head, saw that 'Ji Xuechuan' was still holding a spoon, staring at him expressionlessly, and suddenly remembered what happened before he was drunk, and couldn't help coughing lightly, covering up: "It's Ji Qing, I fell asleep just now, please trouble you. I'm fine now, you go down and rest first."
Ai Wen had already faintly determined who he was, and after discovering that this was just a virtual world, he immediately lost the thought of probing. After all, he is just a passerby, no matter whether 'Ji Xuechuan' really likes him or not, it is impossible for him to respond, after all...he already has someone he likes.
Because Aiwen and the system were chatting privately, 001 didn't hear their conversation, and thought he hadn't remembered it, and couldn't help but feel disappointed.
It slowly put down the porridge bowl, and said in a low voice: "The emperor was drunk before, let's drink some porridge later and then rest." After he hesitated for a moment, he said honestly: "The porridge was sent by Concubine Shen Gui."
Seeing that it was depressed, Ai Wen mentioned Concubine Shen again, and couldn't help but want to groan with his forehead, thinking to himself: It's over, I'm afraid the commander of this season really likes him.
"Cough, I'm fine, you go to rest first." Aiwen waved his hand awkwardly, but when he was shaking, he suddenly heard 011 say again: "Colonel, why did you chase the elder brother away?"
"Brother?" Ivan asked a little strangely.
"Ah, I forgot to open the public chat. Commander Ji is the big brother of our mecha combat system, 001. However, after its upgrade, the data is missing, so many things have been forgotten..."
"What?" Ivan stood up suddenly, but felt a headache, and sat down quickly, shouting to 001 who had already walked to the door: "Hall, stop."
001 froze for a moment. Hall was the name Ivan gave it. It is said that it means 'heroic glory'. Ivan suddenly called it that. Could it be...
001 turned around suddenly, and looked at Ai Wen in disbelief.
Ivan was also looking at it, with a smile on his face, a soft expression on his face, and a different look in his eyes. He said expectantly and cautiously: "Hall, I have a headache and I can't lift it up. Come and feed me."
001 was pleasantly surprised: "Have you recovered your memory?"
"Yeah." Ai Wen nodded slightly, and then felt helpless. He recovered his memory, but 001 lost his data and couldn't remember anything.
Alas, maybe that's not such a bad thing, after all, the amnesiac 001 is not as old-fashioned as he used to be, and it seems... easier to accept him.
001 was also so excited that he didn't know what to say. In the end, he sat in front of Ai Wen honestly, carefully picked up the porridge bowl, and fed it to the other party spoon by spoon.
Ai Wen was very satisfied with the status quo, and suddenly felt that it was not a loss to come to the virtual world, because it was 001 who came to save him. Most importantly, 001 finally has a body. Of course, it also had it before, but it was a mech.
He stared at 001 while drinking porridge, and the more he watched, the more satisfied he became. He decided that after returning to the real world, he must design a more beautiful body for 001.
After recovering the data, 001 is very familiar with this kind of gaze. Not only is he not uncomfortable, but he is used to it. 011, who was completely ignored, felt a little uncomfortable, feeling like a light bulb.
It couldn't help contacting 009 of Yongshou Palace, complained a few words, and 009 immediately persuaded: "Don't fight for this pet, they are playing tricks."
"What?" 011's whole system is broken.
After listening to 009's words, it began to carefully observe this person-system.
Sure enough, after eating the porridge, Aiwen started acting. He insisted that he had a headache, so he asked 001 to press it for him. Then press and hold, and pull 001 to fall on the dragon bed together.
001 is also a real system. Seeing Aiwen pulling him to lie down on the bed, he immediately remembered the teaching video sent by 009, and felt that Aiwen should mean that.
It remembered what 009 said, 'I want to be with the Colonel, I will definitely do this kind of thing', 'I will give it to the Colonel if he wants', so he asked straightforwardly: "Ewen, do you want to have sex?"
Ai Wen's face turned red, he didn't expect 001 to be so direct after losing the data, he couldn't help hesitating: "That... Hall, I... cough, if you don't mind..."
001 understood what he meant, and said seriously: "As long as it is what you want, I will try my best to give it to you."
Ai Wen was stunned for a moment, the surprise came so fast, he didn't know how to react, and then... he was almost attacked. Fortunately, 001 was obedient and stopped as soon as he was told to stop. Ai Wen didn't have much energy, so nothing happened in the end.
After 011 was blocked, he said to 009 in a dizzy state, "It turns out that they really messed up. As expected of the big brother, it's amazing."
"What did you see?" 006 suddenly joined the private chat.
"The colonel dragged my elder brother to the bed." 011 whispered.
"And then?" 006 asked enthusiastically.
"It must have been blocked." 009 replied in place of 011. By the way, he rejoiced: "Fortunately, I showed the information to the elder brother, but the elder brother can even operate the broken mecha, and the body with sore waist and legs should be no problem."
"Why do you have back pain and leg pain?" 006 asked curiously.
"I don't know, but it's always like this down here, so Mr. Xiang doesn't like it." 009 said with special experience.
"But, big brother is up there." 011 said weakly.
"What?" 009 was shocked.
"It's amazing, you deserve to be the big brother." 006 sighed, and asked 009 by the way: "Why do you subconsciously think that the big brother will be here?"
"I..." 009 hesitated for a while, and finally said forcefully: "Even if it's on the top, it might be a navel orange."
"What is a navel orange?" the other two systems asked at the same time.
009: "..."
"In short, tomorrow we will see who is sore and weak, and we will know who goes up and who goes down."
The next day, 011 said faintly: "It seems that there are none, but the colonel has a headache, and he can't even go to court, is it..."
009: "..." What does that have to do with headaches
Although Ai Wen got up very late and didn't go to Yongshou Palace, Shen Qingya still followed the plan and went to greet the Queen Mother with the other concubines early.
It was true that Xiang Han didn't get up at the time, but Xavier slipped away in time, changed a set of clothes quickly, and came back from the main entrance with a human appearance, saying that the emperor was ill.
Shen Qingya's face turned pale for a while, she scolded Zhen'er in her heart, it's useless to despise her, she didn't realize that 'Li Yanbing' had gone back early.
Seeing that they came early, and with the movement last night, Xiang Han guessed the reason in an instant, so he simply sent the whole group to serve the emperor.
When Ai Wen saw these Yingying and Yanyan, he also had a very headache. After he finally dealt with it, he turned around and asked 001 to get off the beam, and said, "Shen Qingya won't do these little tricks for no reason. What happened to that Yongshou Palace recently?" gone?"
"Li Yanbing was at Yongshou Palace last night." 001 replied honestly.
Ai Wen was really shocked, and couldn't believe it: "They really have an affair, but Eunuch Li...he is an eunuch."
"No, he is a fake eunuch."
"Oh yes, I almost forgot about the plot."
"And, he's Admiral Xavier now."
"What, what?" Ai Wen's expression was a little uneasy, and he asked tentatively: "The queen mother is..."
"It's Mr. Xiang." 001 replied calmly.
Alvin: "..."
"Admiral Xavier is really a good officer, and Mr. Xiang is also... a good man." Ai Wen was very moved. He didn't expect the officer and his wife to disguise themselves as eunuchs and queen mothers in order to save him. That's all for the eunuch, the queen mother...that's a woman. No, he had to go and thank him.
After Xavier learned that he had recovered his memory, without further ado, he had a meal first, and then ordered: "This is the end of my mission with Xiaohan, and I will leave the rest to you."
"The rest?" Ivan asked while covering his head.
"It is to let the heroine's son inherit the great line, so that the heroine can live a happy life." Xiang Han reminded.
Ai Wen heard that he was using a male voice, and was surprised again: "Mr. Xiang is a male?"
"Since when have I been a woman?" Xiang Han's forehead was throbbing with veins.
"Hey, what I mean is that you didn't dress up as a man, but why did the Queen Mother become a man?" Ai Wen asked strangely.
"The data has been changed." Xavier explained casually, and quickly drove him away.
Shen Qingya saw that the adultery was not revealed this time, so she ordered people to keep an eye on Yongshou Palace, hoping to find another chance. But what she didn't know was that Xiang Han gave her a mental hint that she would never be close to her.
After tossing and tossing for half a month, Shen Qingya got nothing, and finally thought of another way. If it doesn't work in the palace, then she will start from outside the palace. Li Yanbing concealed her identity and sneaked into the palace. There must be many helpers behind her. She should start from here and directly expose Li Yanbing's identity. At that time, without her doing anything else, the relationship between the Queen Mother and Li Yanbing will be questioned by everyone.
Shen Qingya acted very quickly, because she did not investigate by herself, but revealed the information to Li Yanbing's former opponent. Li Yanbing has been in power for several years, and he often offends people. Even if it is a matter of speculation, some people are willing to dig to the bottom. Even if what was dug up was not the truth, one had to find a way to pour a basin of sewage, not to mention that what was dug up was really the truth.
When Li's father had an accident, Li Yanbing was already ten years old, and many people had seen him. Even if he tried his best to erase everything later, there would inevitably be omissions.
When the evidence was sent to Ai Wen, Shen Qingya and several other concubines were there. Under her instruction, one of them suddenly covered his lips and said in surprise: "Eunuch Li is a fake eunuch? Then he has been in Yongshou Palace all year round..."
Speaking of this, she suddenly stopped again, knelt down on the ground with some fear, and said tremblingly: "My concubine made a mistake, please forgive me—"
"Since you know you are guilty, go back and think about your mistakes behind closed doors. You are not allowed to come out without my order." Ai Wenmu interrupted, seeing Shen Qingya, he suddenly had another headache.
He really didn't know what to do with the heroine. You can't beat her, you can't scold her, and she has to let her son be enthroned and live happily.
The issue of a son is easy to deal with. Just choose an adoptive son from the clan to Shen Qingya, and you will live a happy life...
The more Iwen thought about it, the more he felt a headache, so he decided to ask Xiang Han for advice. The ministers who handed over the paperwork also followed, and Aiwen found out halfway through, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Why are you following?"
The ministers looked at each other, the emperor went to Yongshou Palace without saying a word, didn't he want to deal with the matter of Eunuch Li and the Queen Mother
"Your Majesty, the matter of Eunuch Li..." one of them braved up and spoke after considering it.
"Oh, this matter." Ai Wen almost forgot, and hurriedly ordered 001: "Ji Qing, you and Liu An go to have a physical examination for Eunuch Li. I have something to do with the Queen Mother, so I won't be with you."
All the ministers: "..." This is a major event in the dirty harem, your majesty, please be sober!
Shen Qingya secretly tore off the veil, never expecting the emperor to favor the queen mother so much.
Ai Wen entered the Yongshou Palace, and seeing Xavier was with Xiang Han, he was hardened once in a while, and frowned: "Sir, should you keep a low profile? If this continues, the whole palace will know that you and Mrs....cough, It's about you and Mr. Xiang."
"What happened?" Xavier asked directly.
Ai Wen threw the evidence to him and said, "Have you been careless? Mr. Cheng sent it directly to me...cough, I have it. I will ask Liu An and Hall to examine you. There will be no problems. You should hurry over there." Bar."
"Hall?" Xiang Han repeated it strangely.
"It's 001." Xavier clapped his hands and got up after knocking another walnut for Xiang Han, but turned around before taking two steps, and asked Aiwen, "Why don't you go?"
Ai Wen frowned and said, "I have something to ask Mr. Xiang about the heroine."
Xavier: "..." If possible, he really wants to destroy the mission regardless of the plot. I've never seen a heroine who does this. If you don't provoke her, don't provoke her. She still has to come to provoke you.
After sending Xavier away, Aiwen immediately asked Xiang Han for advice, with a very sincere attitude.
"I heard that you have traveled through dozens of worlds and rescued the admiral. You must have more experience than me. In this situation, what should I do?"
"Hey, it's not that exaggerated, just eight worlds." Xiang Han was a little embarrassed by the boast, and after explaining, he said: "You should give the heroine everything according to the plot first, and if she is still not happy, just ask , how can I be happy?"
Ai Wen suddenly realized and left satisfied.
On the other hand, Xavier's incident was of course without any danger. To be precise, there should be no surprise at all. Liu An and 001 didn't have a physical examination at all, and after a cutscene they said he was a eunuch. What can Shen Qingya do, she can't go up and take off her pants herself.
Among the ministers, a few neutral ones believed in 'Ji Xuechuan', and basically believed them after learning the result. As for Li Yanbing's rivals in love, although they were unwilling, they had no choice but to go back and think of countermeasures when they saw that the emperor wanted to cover them up.
Of course, Xavier would not let them have another chance to toss, sneaked into the mansion himself, and hinted at them one by one. So, this incident passed so peacefully, without even a splash.
Shen Qingya was so angry that she fell ill directly. In fact, half of her illness was due to anger, and the other half was due to the decoction with added ingredients in Yongshou Palace.
After Ai Wen chose an heir, he went to see Shen Qingya in a happy mood, and talked about making her the queen and talking about adopting a son.
Shen Qingya was overjoyed when she heard the first half of the sentence, but she felt cold when she heard the latter part. Why did she adopt? Can she not give birth by herself
In desolation, she decided to take an emotional offensive, choked up and said: "Your Majesty, is this how you view my concubine? A cold post, a child who does not belong to you, do you think this is what this concubine wants? "
She is already sick, and she is even weaker when she cries, I feel pity for her. But Aiwen subconsciously stayed away, and asked cautiously: "Then what do you want?"
"The concubine wants you." Shen Qingya said sadly: "The concubine has never cared about those statuses, as long as I can be with you, even if I am in the cold palace, even if I am poor, I will feel happy What the concubine hopes most is that the emperor and the concubine can live an ordinary life like an ordinary couple and have a bunch of babies... "
"The concubine has never expected glory and wealth, because the concubine loves you, not the successor. Your Majesty, these... do you know?" Shen Qingya's words are affectionate, and her eyes seem to want to cut her heart out to Ai Wen look average.
Ai Wen was deeply impressed by her acting skills, took a small step back and said: "I can't give you love, but I will try my best to satisfy you for the rest. In short, please be happy."
After saying this, he turned around and left.
Shen Qingya was baffled and didn't understand what he meant. Fortunately, she didn't worry about it for too long, and soon understood. Because not long after, Aiwen suddenly moved her to the cold palace, planting fields, weeding and weeding every day, living an ordinary life.
Shen Qingya was so angry that her illness became worse. Ai Wen heard that she was seriously ill, so she hurriedly took 001 to visit her, and asked with a frown, "Isn't this what you want? Don't you feel happy?"
Shen Qingya felt that he was mocking herself, but she really didn't want to stay in the cold palace any longer, so she could only cry and say: "Your Majesty, this concubine made a mistake, and this concubine no longer dares to expect the life of an ordinary person..."
"You don't like it anymore?" Ai Wen frowned deeply, feeling that women are really fickle. However, it is normal for the environment in the cold palace to be fickle.
So, Ai Wen quickly got Shen Qingya back, and asked by the way: "Do you still want to be a queen?"
Shen Qingya immediately panicked and said: "Don't dare."
"The prince is recorded in your name?"
"The concubine's fortune is poor, I'm afraid..."
"Let's keep it in your name, and I don't want you to raise it." Ai Wenwu decided, he had already thought about it, and the little prince would be raised by the general and his wife. I heard that they have experience in raising babies.
Shen Qingya's spirits are not good now, and she suffered a lot in the cold palace, so she just mumbled after listening to it.
Ai Wen asked again: "What kind of life do you want?"
Shen Qingya hesitated and said: "It's fine as it is now."
"Oh." Ivan responded, turned to look at 001, and asked again: "Then do you feel happy?"
"Happiness, I've never been so happy before." Shen Qingya gritted her teeth and said, luckily, her surname is Shen!
Ai Wen was relieved, and said with relief: "Then you have a good rest."
After leaving Jingren Palace, he asked 001 with some uncertainty: "Do you think she is really happy? The life now is obviously the same as before."
"It should be. There is a saying that only after suffering, can we know that happiness is hard-won." 001 said seriously.
"Well, it makes sense." Ivan agreed very much, and then he was completely relieved. Xu Shi felt something, he subconsciously held 001's hand, and left together.
Shen Qingya happened to see this scene through the crack of the window, and was immediately as if covered by ice and snow. No wonder, no wonder the emperor didn't get involved in the harem, and even adopted an heir. He was simply... seduced by Ji Xuechuan.
Ji Xuechuan, this bitch!
Thinking of how many times this person had disturbed her when the emperor was sleeping with her, Shen Qingya felt nauseous for a while, thinking that the other party was really shameless, for the sake of her superiority, she even resorted to such means.
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, her body trembled uncontrollably, and finally she vomited a big mouthful of blood, and passed out with force of anger.
Shen Qingya never expected that her illness would never get better.
Aiwen heard her say that she was happy, and never came to see her again. After being lingering on the sick bed for several months, she just went away like this.
When he got the news, Xiang Han was very surprised and hurriedly called Ai Wen to question him. Ai Wen was also very puzzled, and frowned: "She said she was very happy, so I didn't care."
Seeing that the mission had failed, Xiang Han felt very headache, and asked helplessly, "Do you know the reason?"
"It's said to be depressed and poisoned." Ai Wen explained.
"Poisoned?" Xiang Han was a little suspicious.
Xavier thought of something instantly, and subconsciously said: "It can't be those soups, right?"
"What soup?" Xiang Han asked.
Xavier hurriedly explained the matter, and then took it for granted: "She poisoned you, and I just fought back. In terms of the total amount, it is much less than what she gave you."
"Look, it's not because of me." Ivan immediately blamed him.
At this moment, Xiang Han finally believed that he and Big A were really brothers.
"What should we do now? The heroine is dead, the plot is broken, the world won't collapse and reorganize, right?" Xiang Han asked.
"I didn't notice any tendency in this direction." Xavier shook his head seriously, then frowned and thought about the reason.
After a while, the three of them said in unison: "Little prince!"
"Yes, isn't there a son under the heroine's name? As long as the little prince ascends the throne smoothly, the plot won't be too ruined." Xiang Han calmly analyzed.
"Well, not bad." Xavier agreed very much, then looked at Ivan, and said with a blank expression: "I will leave this matter to you, and I hope you can make up for it."
"I?"
"Since Xiaohan and I have delegated authority, we should go more thoroughly. We discussed it and decided to spend our old age with Du An. The capital will be handed over to you and 001."
"What?" Ai Wen looked tangled, could he invite the two villains to regain power? He also wants to go on vacation with 001.
Xavier kept his word, packed his things the next day, and took Xiang Han away on the third day.
Not long after the two left, Big A suddenly went online and said strangely, "Hey, what about Xavier and the others? 001, pull me in and let me in."
"No, you don't have to come back." Ivan refused with a black face, and emphasized by the way: "Stay away from 001 in the future."
"Why? No, you remembered?" Big A asked in surprise.
"Yes, besides, I'm with 001." Ivan said calmly.
"What?" Big A was dizzy from the shock, and it took a long time for him to say: "You are so powerful, do your parents know?"
"Isn't man-machine love almost legal? What's the matter?"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's nothing to do with me anyway. If my parents are weird, please don't ask me to share the fire." Big A was obviously deeply shocked, and after saying this, he went offline.
Ai Wen didn't want to talk to him either, but he was relieved to see him gone, and he hugged 001 and said happily: "Hall, you like me, right?"
001 was a little hesitant, but he didn't want to deceive, and said seriously: "Aiwen, in my 'core', you have always been special. Although I don't know if this has the same meaning as what you humans call liking, but I am very happy. Sure, I want to be your combat system forever, with you."
Ivan was very satisfied, and closed his eyes to enjoy the rare tranquility.
001 hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Aiwen, aren't you worried? I gave birth earlier than 006, and my relationship is not as rich as theirs. Maybe it's not the love you say..."
"It's okay." Aiwen kissed the corner of its mouth and said: "I have messed up many plots in the virtual world this time, and I must continue to help maintain the plots. You can accompany me and slowly understand what is human. Feelings. One day, you will understand."
"Okay." 001 nodded, looking forward to it, and felt that it seemed good.
Xiang Han and Xavier didn't stay in this world for too long, and they left before the little prince succeeded to the throne. Of course, Xavier was unwilling. He finally waited for the opportunity to take a vacation, and he didn't enjoy it yet, so he didn't want to leave at all.
But Xiang Han was determined to leave. As for the reason, he had no missions to do, and was tired of spending time with someone every day. It was too depraved and corrupt. He might as well go back and study the design of mechas.
Xavier was very regretful, saying that he also designed the role-playing of the powerful minister occupying the little queen mother and the queen mother's man.
Little B didn't monitor them all the time this time. When he saw them coming out, he stepped forward and asked, "How's the situation? I heard that Aiwen has recovered his memory. What about the mission?"
"Ask him, the heroine has been killed." Xiang Han curled his lips and walked away.
Little B: "..."
"Hey, it was an accident, and Ivan also had a reason." Xavier explained casually, and hurriedly followed Xiang Han.
But Big A suddenly pulled him back, frowned and asked, "What's going on with Ivan and 001?"
"You ask me, who should I ask? If you hadn't sneaked away halfway, this kind of thing would have happened?" Xavier ignored him, pulled back his sleeves, and suggested by the way: "If you have time to think about these things, it's better to find a way to make them The proposal to legalize human-computer love is passed as soon as possible."
As a result, the stagnant "Man-Machine Love" bill was quickly put on the agenda again, and the congressmen continued to fight with red faces and thick necks. When Aiwen returned to reality, the first man-machine love couple who received the certificate had already finished their wedding banquet.
Xavier didn't pay attention to these things, and after going home to spend a few days with his children, he began to suggest to Xiang Han: "I think it is feasible to use the virtual world to improve mental strength, or..."
"I also think it's feasible." Xiang Han agreed.
"Yeah." Seeing the drama, Xavier quickly nodded in agreement, and said by the way: "When the time comes, we..."
"Without us, it's me."
"What do you mean?" Xavier felt that the situation was not good.
"I don't think it's useless for you to wear it. It's just adding to the mess. I'll do it alone next time."
Xavier: "..." A bolt from the blue! Or don't wear it, it's good for mental strength training.
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It’s so exciting to type these three words. At this exciting moment, the author shamelessly recommends a new article, which belongs to the continuation of this article. The protagonists are still Xiang Han and Xavier. Ai Wen and 001 may appear in a bottle of soy sauce , no accident, the pit should be opened tomorrow, ahem~
"The Playwright's Old Attack is Restless [Quick Travel]"
In order to improve his spiritual power, Xiang Han became a fast traveler again, and his task was to maintain the world plot. But the family is always restless, always following secretly, and making trouble!
Xavier: No way, I was saved by fast travel last time, in case I save another one this time...
Gong examines himself three times a day: Have you traveled with (followed) your daughter-in-law today? Did you find the goblin trying to get close to your wife? Did I stop it in time
[Quick wear everyday]
Part1: At the beginning
Xiang Han: I didn't complete the task today...
Xavier: Be good, daughter-in-law, you are the best~ (continue to follow)
Part2: Being exposed
Xavier: I don't, I'm not, absolutely not!
Xiang Han: Pretend! You continue to pretend!