After hearing Xiang Han's words, the system hurriedly checked his body, but after the check, he was a little dumbfounded: "Mr. Xiang, this body has taken food with aphrodisiac ingredients."
"What?" Xiang Han couldn't help being surprised: "Isn't the Jin family too anxious to use this thing for people with mental disabilities?"
"No, it contains aphrodisiac... It seems to be the fruit you just... ate."
"..." Xiang Han was dumbfounded.
"Well, Mr. Xiang, I'll block it first..." The system couldn't bear it.
"Come back." Xiang Han wanted to cry, but hurriedly called to it: "Apart from that, is there any other way to solve it?"
It is said that this fruit can not only make a man pregnant, but also hit it with one hit! He decided to take the route of love, but he didn't plan to have children.
"Stupid, counterattack!" Big A hated iron for steel.
Little B: "..."
Xiang Han was drenched in sweat, his eyes lit up when he heard this, and he immediately looked at Xu Yanze. Anyway, if you want to take the route of love, there seems to be nothing wrong with doing it first and then making love.
Xu Yanze was holding a glass of wine to sip, when he was stared at, he couldn't help shaking his hand and spilled a little wine
Turning around and seeing Xiang Han's face flushed and his breathing getting heavier, he couldn't help frowning, this idiot took spring medicine
At this time, Xiang Han had already staggered to walk in front of him, bravely pounced on him, pretending to be stupid and said: "Mother, lady, it's cool and comfortable..."
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, or because Xu Yanze used to be an ice-type supernatural being, but when Xiang Han hugged him, he really felt a chill. He couldn't help but let out a comfortable sigh, and then imitated Shen Ze, kissing and sucking lightly on the other's neck and ear, and groping around with his hands.
Xu Yanze's face was black and blue, and the wine in the glass was splashed all over his body. In his opinion, this little idiot is like a puppy, he gnaws and licks him as if he is a rib.
Xu Yanze wished he could kick him down, but his body was weak, he was only thrown, and his eyes began to turn black, how could he have the energy to kick him? What's worse, after being bitten by the little fool, he gradually started to feel it.
It's really two years in the last days, a sow competes with Diaochan. At the beginning, I only felt that the little fool was fat and fat, but now I look at it again, and my features have changed.
Xiang Han gnawed for a while and then shifted his target, biting his thin lips first, and then sticking his bright red tongue in to mess with it. Xu Yanze grunted in pain, and cursed secretly, he is a fool after all, he knows nothing.
However, Xiang Han felt that his technique was excellent and he had won an overwhelming victory, so he quietly lowered his hand again.
Xu Yanze couldn't take it anymore, and suddenly turned his back on the guest, sucking and licking his naughty little tongue. Xiang Han suddenly felt his scalp tingling, and the tip of his tongue was numb from being sucked. He couldn't help but change direction, pressing Xu Yanze's shoulder to try to dodge.
But Xu Yanze didn't feel it was enough. While chasing the little tongue and kissing back, he pressed Xiang Han's head to prevent him from dodging for a while.
After the kiss was over, Xiang Han was panting, but he still refused to admit defeat. He pushed the other party to the ground with great effort, and went directly to take off his clothes, wanting to get straight to the point.
Although Xu Yanze's physical strength is not good, but he has lived in the end of the world for two years, how can he not have a way to save his life? Taking advantage of Xiang Han's unpreparedness, he suddenly raised his hand and pressed hard on the back of the opponent's neck.
Xiang Han's whole body went numb, he lost all strength and fell limply.
Xu Yanze gasped for a moment, then pulled off the red silk, tied Xiang Han with five flowers, and dragged her onto the bed.
Xiang Han's lower body has long been propped up, and under the influence of the divine fruit, a certain indescribable place is sticky, slippery and itchy. After being tied up, he couldn't help rubbing the quilt, and looked at Xu Yanze pitifully.
Xu Yanze met his wet eyes, and couldn't help but breathe a little harder.
To be able to survive in the last days of cannibalism, Xu Yanze has long since abandoned the so-called goodness and morality. This little fool looks a little fatter, but he is white and tender and cute, not to mention it was delivered to the door by himself, so there is no reason not to eat it.
But his body was really weak, and he didn't know how long he had been hungry, and he became dizzy with a little effort. If you really pounce on it, if you faint halfway through, it will be a shame. What's more, I was gobbling for a while just now, and now I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, and I really can't do what I want.
Xu Yanze felt a little regretful, poked the little fool's white and tender face, and said, "Don't cry, just bear it and pass."
"Woooo..." Xiang Han bit the red silk in his mouth, and could only shake his head desperately upon hearing this. He felt numb all over his body, as if there was an electric current flowing, and a certain place was swollen and painful, and if he didn't relieve it, he might be useless.
Xu Yanze finally sensed something was wrong, so he stretched out his hand involuntarily. But as soon as he grasped it through his underwear, the other party trembled and confided tremblingly.
Xu Yanze was also a little hot, and couldn't help but pull Xiang Han into his arms, hugging him tightly. He inadvertently lowered his head and found that the brocade quilt under the other party was a little wet. He couldn't help being surprised: "Did you wet the bed?"
Xiang Han blushed, whimpered and shook his head.
Xu Yanze couldn't help but put his hand in, but it was wet and slippery, his eyes were filled with shock, he couldn't help thinking, his body is delicate and soft...it's the best. He himself was also uncomfortable, and couldn't help but hold the two of them together.
After the stroke, he felt a little dizzy, and his eyes turned black. But after slowing down, after thinking about it for a while, I just felt so comfortable, I couldn't help but fished Xiang Han back again, pressed and rubbed it for a while.
Satisfied again, his eyes were dark again, so he simply closed his eyes and untied the red silk from Xiang Han's wrist, and said vaguely: "Roll yourself first, I will slowly..."
As soon as he slowed down, he fell asleep directly. Xiang Han's mind was burnt out, and as soon as his hands were released, he started to move. I don't know how long it took before the enthusiasm gradually receded, and then I fell into a drowsy sleep.
In the middle of the night, the two felt cold, so they each pulled off the quilt cover. But there are peanuts and walnuts under the quilt, which makes people suffer from back pain. Xu Yanze couldn't stand it halfway through his sleep, so he hugged the quilt and rolled to the floor to sleep.
Xiang Han was tortured all night, and when he woke up the next day, he felt backache and back pain, and his buttocks were still a little sticky, and he felt unlovable.
Xu Yanze just sat up from the ground at this moment, rubbing his shoulders with some discomfort.
Xiang Han turned his head to look at him, and said quietly: "My lady, I'm afraid my husband will have one."
Xu Yanze froze, and said with a dark face: "You are not a paramecium, can you still undergo mitosis?"
He rubbed against it last night, but didn't go in again. Moreover, if I remember correctly, a man who wants to conceive must first eat the magic fruit... huh
He suddenly turned around and asked, "Have you eaten the divine fruit?"
"Yeah." Xiang Han nodded with a look of frustration on his face. He was in a coma afterward and couldn't remember the specific situation.
Xu Yanze was stunned for a while, and then coughed lightly, wanting to say that he only used his fingers... and didn't really go in, but he suddenly noticed another thing subconsciously, and was surprised: "Aren't you stupid?"
"Uh..." Forgot to pretend.
Xiang Han was a little stunned, but quickly came back to his senses and said, "I don't know what happened, but I suddenly became sober, probably... because of the joy."
He had intended to use this reason to wake up and help Xu Yanze avoid kneeling punishment, so he didn't intend to pretend for too long. It's no big deal to be discovered at this time.
Hearing the word 'Chongxi', the corners of Xu Yanze's mouth twitched slightly, and he said with a dark face, "I think it's the power of the divine fruit."
When mentioning Shenguo, Xiang Han felt depressed, stretched out his chubby hand, and said melancholy: "Lady, help me change clothes, I'm going to serve tea soon."
Xu Yanze directly knocked his hand off, and then asked: "Are you really Jin Baohan?"
Jin Baohan has been stupid since he was a child, how could he understand everything when he just woke up
Xiang Han blinked and said innocently: "My lady, what are you talking about? Why can't my husband understand?"
"Don't understand?" Xu Yanze smiled evilly, leaned over and pinched his chin, and said, "I have been a fool for more than ten years, and once I wake up, I would call myself a 'husband', and know about magic fruit, pregnancy, and serving tea? Are you really sober, or is it a different person?"
Xiang Han's heart trembled, but his complexion didn't change much. He pretended to be confused and said, "My lady, what are you talking about? Of course it was my nanny who taught me how to bridal chamber."
Speaking of this, he suddenly became serious, and said seriously: "Speaking of which, my lady, you seem to be a different person. The nanny said that in matters like Dun Lun, the husband should be on top, and the lady should be on the bottom. But after the lady wakes up..."
"Hmph." Xu Yanze threw his hand away and interrupted him: "When you wake up, get up."
After all, he also wears clothes. After it involves himself, he really doesn't continue.
Seeing that Xiang Han was fooling around, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. After getting up, seeing the crumpled clothes and the smell of sweat on her body, she couldn't help calling out, "Sister Jin Cui?"
Jin Cui is Jin Baohan's big maid, although it is inappropriate to call her elder sister, but Jin Baohan always called her that.
Jin Cui had been guarding outside a long time ago, when she heard the sound, she hurriedly asked, "Master, are you up?"
Xiang Han gave an 'um' and said, "I want to take a bath."
Jin Cui was secretly startled when she heard this, the young master is fluent and clear, could it be... alright
She hurriedly ordered the little girl to prepare, and then asked: "Young master, young mistress, can the slaves go in?"
Xu Yanze was drinking water to rinse his mouth, when he heard the sound of 'Young Mistress', he couldn't hold back for a while, and spit out all the water.
Xiang Han happened to be standing opposite him not far from him, and was sprayed all over the face.
Xu Yanze: "..."
Xiang Han wiped it, and with his face full of saliva, he said quietly, "Come in."