u8 novel Ruan Xiangyuan sat down next to the red-haired man. The so-called pain and happiness probably refers to the state of the black-haired young man at this moment—he propped his chin with one hand while silently admiring his stupid master's "sleep" While sleeping, he racked his brains thinking how to prevent this "handsome sleeping" man from opening his eyes and killing him in the next second.
Now Ruan Xiangyuan has three plans in his clever little head (...).
Option One:
Stand up, walk to Rachel, push him hard, grab the apple as soon as he opened his eyes and run away, eating while running, if you have time, you can call "Help", although there probably won't be anyone Risking death to come to rescue.
Advantages of the program: simple, rude and fast.
Disadvantages of the plan: Because Leiqie can't run, he probably dies very quickly.
Option II:
Stand up, walk to Lei Qie's side, give him a slight push, and the first time he opened his eyes, he made a standard butler's appearance, and said cutely, "Master, you are up, master, do you still remember the number two?" The bastard next to the tablet computer on the 31st floor of the building", then asked Raiqie for an apple and eat it.
Advantages of the scheme: This scheme is rich in imagination and has a huge amount of information. It is likely to achieve a state where Lei Qie's head is successfully frozen, and it is suitable for Ruan Xiangyuan's own excellent acting talent.
Disadvantages of the plan: "The son of a bitch" is Raiqie's g-spot, and no one knows whether heaven or hell awaits him after he hits it—in other words, if he doesn't believe it... Hehe.
third solution:
Sitting here, patiently waiting for Leiqie to wake up when he was about to wake up, hit a side ball and wake him up, after the threat value was reduced to the lowest, he smiled kindly and asked him if he could temporarily transfer and borrow this apple to eat...
Program advantages: high security, no worries.
Disadvantages of the plan: ... When Rachel will "wake up soon", only God knows this secret
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Ruan Xiangyuan sat next to Lei Qie, shifting the hand supporting his chin from left to right. When Sui smiled and asked him if he had thought about it, he raised his head, and when he had made up his mind to choose option 1, he spoke straight to the point. On the other side, greedy for life and fear of death turned into plan three—
"I'll wait." Ruan Xiangyuan said with a constipated face.
"If he doesn't wake up before the morning release time is over, you still have to wake him up." The king in Building No. 1 reminded him kindly, "Although Rachel doesn't need to go back to the cell, you still need him. As a newcomer, you still need him." You just have to obey the rules."
The hypocrisy of the other party made the very deceitful son of a bitch sigh in his heart for a moment, "Sui is really a good person", and then he thought about what was wrong, and then realized that he was deceived-fuck, isn't this "good person" responsible for the embarrassment of labor and capital at this moment? Did it cause it!
So after that, no matter how much Sui urged him, he insisted that he was extremely restless, and the kind-hearted black-haired young man was determined not to be fooled, and sat obediently beside Lei Qie, as if he was still a son of a bitch who was waiting for his master to take him back to the cell. , with a pair of eyes fixed on the man's sleeping face—
It was like trying to wake him up alive.
In fact, if it takes another ten or so minutes, Rachel will probably wake up.
However, if Ruan Xiangyuan was allowed to spend these ten minutes peacefully like this, then the script would end in a bad ending, so God said, the script is not performed like this——
Just as Ruan Xiangyuan was patiently posing in the fifth position next to his stupid master, and he was about to fall asleep, a red scarf came running not far away—
Correct it.
To be precise, it is a red scarf who does not know how to live or die.
In fact, Ruan Xiangyuan didn't know who this man was who was running and yelling "Boss Leiqie" enthusiastically. Assuming that the man who ran towards him was really a high-level person in Building No. 2, then Ruan Xiangyuan could be irresponsible I can guess that it is probably only a matter of time before Uncle Sparte, who is the acting manager of Building No. 2, takes the initiative to move back to live on the first floor when he has such a colleague and such a boss—
It's just that at this second, at least Ruan Xiangyuan thanked him.
Because the red-haired man next to him was indeed awakened by the ghost-like call from the street
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When Rachel raised his head from the crook of his arms, he had never changed his position, causing a small red mark on the front of his forehead because he was pressed against his arm—what is good to see is that, apart from this little color, the man's entire face is full of color. It is black, which can be described as dark clouds.
The good news is that these dark clouds are not aimed at Ruan Xiangyuan himself.
When the prisoner not far away ran towards Leiqie from the door of the restaurant, Ruan Xiangyuan only heard a cold snort in his ear, and then saw a flash of black shadow, and suddenly there was a tall man next to him. The figure stood up, and the figure grabbed the... tomato on the dinner plate with lightning speed, without looking at it, and the next second, the tomato flew out like a baseball with a murderous look. Then there was a dull bang, and the half tomato slapped firmly on the prisoner's face—
According to the principle of kinematics, although the tomato is soft, it is very painful to hit the bridge of the nose like this.
So when the prisoner squatted down, screaming in pain and covering his nose, Rachel's face darkened, and when he turned his head, he saw a black-haired young man sitting on the chair next to him, staring at him with his head up—
lack of sleep.
Accidentally woke up.
After waking up, he looked at the pair of eyes that usually gave him a headache.
At this moment, the king in Building No. 2 had a splitting headache, accompanied by a strong urge to destroy the whole world immediately and on the spot.
It was as if he had completely forgotten that he got a bargain with this face and mouth yesterday. Lei Qie was so happy that even if he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, he raised his eyebrows and asked Ruan Xiangyuan in a very bad tone: "Little devil, what are you doing here?" Egg?"
When Rachel said this, a piece of forehead hair that was raised up due to the pressure during sleep slipped, and it hid in front of his eyes in a funny way, shaking.
Ruan Xiangyuan opened his mouth, and then his attention was completely attracted by the red cockroach beard and hair, which was out of season and humorous. At this moment, he only heard the slow voice of the king from Building No. 1 not far away: "Oh, We're doing a test, I told this kid to wake you up and grab your apple and eat it in front of your—"
Sui paused, smiled, and then continued: "I promise to teach him fighting skills
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Ruan Xiangyuan's eyes flashed, as if the black-haired man had finally reminded him of his important responsibilities, and he came back to life.
Lei Qie was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect the two of them to be so bored. He rolled his lips and let out a disdainful sneer from his nasal cavity. The red-haired man messed up his hair a little, his face full of impatience: " Are you bored or not? When you are full, eat rat poison to digest and digest. Who wants to cooperate with you for such a boring thing—"
I don't know why the man stopped suddenly before he finished speaking.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "..."
It is said that the reason for falling into silence is that an angel flew by (… ).
Everything just happened between lightning and flint. The red-haired man was standing, and the black-haired young man was sitting. The two seemed to have made an appointment. After a short look at each other, both of them returned to their kinetic energy at the same time in the first second. Full condition!
I saw Ruan Xiangyuan swipe the ground, the soles of his feet bounced up like a spring, and he rushed towards the apple that was safely placed on the dinner plate and never provoked anyone. At the same time, Lei Che also stretched out his long arms, and simply turned slightly sideways—
In the next second, there was only a loud "bang", Ruan Xiangyuan rushed to nothing, and Lei Qie's untouched breakfast was knocked down to the ground by him.
The people in the restaurant were successfully attracted by the noise here—when they looked over, they saw all the food on the plate flying down from the sky like flowers scattered by a goddess, falling on the table and on Ruan Xiangyuan's head superior.
Prisoners: "..."
The friends expressed that they were stunned by the behavior of wasting food.
Prisoner A elbowed Prisoner B next to him: "Which song is this?"
Prisoner B was expressionless: "Du Shiniang sank the treasure chest angrily... probably."
"..." Getting up from the ugly posture on the dining table, Ruan Xiangyuan found that among the contents of the goddess's scattered flowers... only the apple was missing.
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His eyes slowly moved up, and then he realized that there was obviously nothing to be surprised about, because the apple was still in Leiqie's hand in a steady posture.
Ruan Xiangyuan stretched out his hand: "Borrow Apple!!!!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Lei Qie sneered, "I let you throw all my breakfast on the floor, what else is left for me except Apple."
Prisoners: "..."
Prisoner a: "Which sentence is this?"
Prisoner B: "...Under the Lei Feng Pagoda, Fa Hai bid farewell to Bai Suzhen forever?"
In the guesswork of the prisoner, the king in Building No. 2 turned around, put the apple to his mouth in front of Ruan Xiangyuan, and took a bite—
There was a click, like the sound of someone's neck being twisted.
Ruan Xiangyuan subconsciously turned his head to look at Sui, who smiled: "Oh, Lei Qie has acted out your part together."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Is this being laughed at
This is being laughed at.
Can this be tolerated
Can't bear it! ! ! !
So everything seemed to happen in just an instant—the crowd didn't even have time to see what happened. Only when the camera slowed down, they could see that the black-haired young man who was standing on the ground jumped onto the ground with both feet. The dinner table, and then, as if yesterday he had jumped on that fat man's neck, he once again displayed his excellent gymnastic talent—
When everyone came back to their senses, the newcomer, who was not afraid of death, was lying on the back of the red-haired king like an octopus, his hands stretched out from behind and wrapped around the man's neck , his legs were tightly clamped around the man's waist—no one knew what he did, only his head stretched forward as if there was some movement—
This action is obviously the key
! !
But no one sees clearly! !
No one sees clearly! !
Except for Sui, whose smile on the corner of his lips became more and more meaningful, the other prisoners only had time to see that the red-haired king, who had always been fearless and had no weaknesses, seemed to have finally been touched by the door, and his tall body shook violently. , turned around almost subconsciously, the expression on his face was clearly the prelude to getting angry—
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan also faced the direction of the man's back, stretched out his head suddenly, and accurately grasped the other side of the apple with his mouth. Knowing that the apple that had been unlucky for several lifetimes snatched it back from Leiqie's mouth!
Sui: "Oh."
Rachel: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Prisoner a: "...what do you call this ending scene?"
Prisoner b: "Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic version."
"..." Ruan Xiangyuan let go of Lei Qie expressionlessly, and jumped back to the ground expressionlessly with an apple in his mouth. The pale hair of the dark-haired young man flowed all the way to his wrist—
With a slap, the black-haired young man proudly slapped the apple with two holes of different sizes bitten by different people in front of Sui, and waved his hand: "Appreciate teacher!"
Sui nodded with satisfaction.
Prisoners: "…………………………………"
apprenticeship
At this moment, everyone is immersed in the social etiquette between the buildings that can be called earth-shattering.
No one saw that the red-haired king standing behind them had a face darker than the bottom of the pot at this time, and at the same time Sui nodded, he cursed in a low voice, quickly raised his hand and rubbed it vigorously with the back of his hand. He lowered his earlobe.
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