u8 Novel squatting is a technical job, at least when Ruan Xiangyuan, who was educated by shock for the first time, returned to his cell, he felt like a bicycle that was rattling everywhere except the bell—sorry, The metaphor is a bit corny, but it is better than vivid enough.
The neck is sore, the shoulders hurt, the waist is no longer his own, and the buttocks are in a state of habitual tightness. When Ruan Xiangyuan twisted his twisted legs and climbed into the cell, the bed was located on the outermost side of the cell. Comrade Da Banya, who was beaten up and cried, said he was entertained: "Oh, what's the matter, you walk so virtuously, like a little eunuch
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan had no expression on his face, he picked up the chair and raised it above his head.
Da Banya quickly waved his hand: "Oh, I still have the strength to beat someone—you're not guilty of beating someone, put it down quickly, put it down quickly—"
Ruan Xiangyuan put no expression on his face, and put down his chair silently.
The sound of playing cards came from the old god stick's bed.
Technology house...
Sure enough, the technical house is not there.
"Why did I use 'Sure enough'?" Ruan Xiangyuan muttered to himself, and Ruan Xiangyuan wiped his face tiredly, "I'm so fucking tired, who is this for?"
For the peace of the universe.
"..."
Ruan Xiangyuan sighed, overwhelmed by his Ah Q spirit.
He looked up, and at a glance, he saw that the sleepy uncle was not sleeping at this time, but was sitting on the lower bunk and looking at him. Seeing Ruan Xiangyuan's tortured appearance, he showed mercy and said nothing. He waved to Ruan Xiangyuan silently. When the black-haired young man walked over, he put him down on the bed twice. On the other hand, as if he couldn't hear the screaming of the person lying on the bed below him, the gray-haired man frowned slightly, and his hands moved vigorously. rubbing Ruan Xiangyuan's thigh—
"You're all in a mess," Bai Queyun's breezy voice came from above the back of Ruan Xiangyuan's head, "Didn't they warm you up before playing with you?"
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was covering himself in the pillow, raised his head and turned around in a daze: "Playing?"
"...training." Bai Que squinted at him, "Don't pay attention to such details."
"Don't," Ruan Xiangyuan said relentlessly, grabbing the pillow and saying bitterly and bitterly, "I'm being tricked by squatting on the playground for two hours like an idiot?"
"No."
"That's good. To tell you the truth, I'm not only tired but also a glass heart. I can't bear such a big blow."
"..." No one in this life dared to be so poor in front of me. Bai Que frowned with a headache, and said indifferently, "The two kings are more reliable than I thought. Are they experienced people?" , I can tell where your weakness is at a glance - of course, this also has something to do with your real level difference to a certain extent... But if it were me, I would probably let you start from squatting and jumping every day You can see it by jumping around, you are floating, how do you fight?"
"...the one floating below is a ghost, thank you
. "
"I told you all," Uncle Sleeping God clasped his hands hard, and listened with satisfaction to the person under him kicking his legs and yelling at his mother, before continuing, "Don't worry about the details."
After a few tosses, the sleepy god let go of Ruan Xiangyuan: "Before the next training session, remember to warm up. Lajin will always work, right? Do you know what it is to raise your legs on the spot?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "... You asked me to sit on the playground and raise my legs? Do you know how many people are there in the playground at night?"
"Where are there so many opinions?" Uncle Sleeping God replied without any pressure, "Don't worry about moving, no matter how stupid your actions are, no one will take you for a fool. If you don't do anything, you will lower yourself in the eyes of other prisoners. The lower limit of my IQ."
"..." Clutching his buttocks and tremblingly getting up from the bed, Ruan Xiangyuan moved his waist tentatively, only to realize that he really felt better than before, so the black-haired young man remembered the sight in front of him. What did the old man do before—
I've heard people say that before Baique entered the Absolute Wing Hall, the best mercenaries in the world were all taught (tortured) by his subordinates.
Ruan Xiangyuan straightened his chest, looked at the sleeping god uncle with awe, and his eyes lit up by the way.
"Don't look," who knows Sleeping God waved his hand, "After seeing through your mediocre and muddy nature, I am no longer interested in you—although you have entered the Absolute Wing Hall, as long as the reputation of the white bird is still there, for the sake of For the sake of my personal dignity, I have to take this responsibility for the organizations I have stayed in."
Ruan Xiangyuan blinked: "What do you mean?"
"If I accept you as an apprentice, it will be a stain on my life," Bai Que said very seriously, "I am not a god, but the person who can train you to be a king can only be a god."
"... are you kidding me?"
"I'm telling the truth
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan was a little dizzy from being entangled, but based on the analysis of his clumsy comprehension ability, he thought that the white sparrow was probably scolding him.
— This is the first day of Ruan Xiangyuan's rise, he...
"The clown has been in the public bathroom for almost an hour," Bai Que said in a natural tone behind Ruan Xiangyuan, "you go and see what's going on with him."
"..."
Ruan Xiangyuan slapped his forehead: Oh yes, tech nerd.
Again-
This was the first day Ruan Xiangyuan pouted.
After a day of physical and mental exhaustion, at this moment, he must drag his exhausted body to the public bathroom to see his little friend is well.
Ruan Xiangyuan pulled a large pile of toiletries and a change of clothes into the basin, and Ruan Xiangyuan picked up the basin, turned around and ran towards the public bathroom—same as the first floor, the bathroom on the second floor of the Jueyin Pavilion is still a public shared form, but compared Compared with the narrow spaces on the first floor, the second floor can easily accommodate two adult men, making the bathroom a holy place for prisoners to have sex.
But at this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan has no psychological pressure—because he doesn’t believe that the Pope can continue having sex in a different place every day, so the black-haired young man at this time is very sure that the clown must be alone in the bathroom inside.
Because it was past the rush hour for showering, when Ruan Xiangyuan came to the bathroom, he found that there were not many people in it, so at this time, it was right to just knock on the cubicle door one by one and listen to the scolding inside—so Ruan Xiangyuan thought Holding his basin, he knocked one by one on the doors of the few cubicles that were still running water. After being greeted for the third time about the health and well-being of the whole family, the black-haired young man was in the fourth cubicle. Stop, raise your hand, buckle—
People inside: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan knocked again.
People inside: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan withdrew his hand—very good, that's it.
The black-haired young man pushed open the door confidently. The door was unlocked. As expected, behind the door, under the rushing shower head, he saw his little friend, a technology geek, curled up in the corner.
.
In the first second when he saw the technical house, Ruan Xiangyuan's heart skipped a beat, then sank suddenly and fell to the bottom of his feet along with his internal organs—even though he had done countless times for himself before pushing the door open He was building up in his heart, but when he really witnessed the desolation of the technical house at this time, his whole body was still not good.
Probably because the whole person lost his soul. At this time, the technical house was huddled in the corner. Because the door was suddenly pushed open, he nervously moved his hands and feet, raised his head, and when he saw Ruan Xiangyuan, he relaxed all over. , buried his head in his knees again—at this time, the hair in the technology house that always looked messy because of getting under the bed and driving late at night was stuck to his face because it was soaked in water, and the water droplets looked like beads with broken threads Sliding all the way down, he was still wearing glasses. Those old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses had long been covered with a thin layer of milky white mist due to water vapor. His pants were thrown aside casually, but he was still wearing the morning The white shirt Ruan Xiangyuan was wearing when he saw him.
The shirt was wet, and it was tightly attached to his slightly thin body, revealing the unhealthy pale skin underneath because he hadn't seen the sun all year round.
It was at this time that Ruan Xiangyuan discovered that technical nerds are not ugly.
Morbid beauty.
Ruan Xiangyuan froze at the door of the bathroom cubicle like a statue, holding a basin, staring at the technical house, the opening remark went back and forth in his mind a few times, but he couldn't utter a complete sentence during the day.
In the end, it was the technical nerd who spoke first—as if they met in a prison cell at this time, the nerd with a face as pale as a ghost pushed his glasses and asked calmly, "What's the matter?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "You..."
The clown stood up, he raised his hand slowly, and unbuttoned the soaked shirt one by one. When he did this, Ruan Xiangyuan found that his hands were trembling uncontrollably, which caused him to The action of undressing became deliberately slow, as if the time of the whole world was deliberately put into slow motion, until he slowly undid the last button and took off his clothes, Ruan Xiangyuan managed to see his chest There is a shocking variety of purples and reds on the front and waist—
At this time, the clown's still very calm voice floated: "I know you have seen it today."
These words were like a heavy hammer in the chest of the black-haired young man.
What? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ruan Xiangyuan had a mouthful of blood clogged in his heart, and he had the illusion that he had come all this way to stop the eye-catching heroic sacrifice
.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "...I..."
The tech guy pushed his glasses, and after thinking for a while, he took them off. A few drops of water splashed and hung on his eyelashes—Ruan Xiangyuan realized that this roommate was more than "not ugly." , It’s really hidden, and the former didn’t seem to see the young man with black hair disheveled in the wind, he wiped the water on his face, and said calmly: “The Pope told me, if he didn’t find you passing by, he wouldn’t would be so presumptuous."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
After talking for a long time, Ruan Xiangyuan squeezed out a weak sentence: "I'm sorry, I didn't pass by on purpose."
After saying this, he himself felt very stupid.
"...It's okay, and it's not your fault. My own brother, if he fails in teaching, can he rely on others?" In this case, this kind of topic, he stared at the technical nerd, watched him hang the glasses on the wall casually, and turned around—
"The things in the body haven't come out yet, if you don't mind, I'm going to do it."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The clown blinked: "Will you?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Clown: "Have you done it with Rachel? Ah, it should have been done... Everyone thinks you are very close, don't you? If you can, you can help me. It was done by the Pope before. I haven't done it myself. , My brother went too far this afternoon, and it still hurts, I don't want to hurt myself."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "... Lei Qie and I have an innocent man-to-man relationship."
Clown: "Oh, forget it, I'll try it myself."
Ruan Xiangyuan was speechless—
Dude, you really let go.
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