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When exactly did Ruan Xiangyuan's disaster end? No, to be precise, he didn't even know when Lei Qie left. The door was still swinging creakingly in mid-air, as if silently complaining that the action of a person who pulled it open not long ago was too rough.
"..."
Shame on my school belle wife
.
Accidentally lost control, suddenly seemed unable to stop the car, and complained like a primary school student.
Thinking of this, the resentment towards Lei Qie originally caused by the clamoring soreness and tingling pain in various parts of the body suddenly weakened for some reason—
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that he was to blame for this precipice.
The black-haired young man was silent for a moment. Then, the pale body lying on the ground like a corpse finally moved. His fingers trembled slightly from the beginning, and then he slowly crawled up from the cold ground. Getting up, when he finally stood up with the hose, he felt something flow out of his back hole and down his thigh.
Unscrewing the hot water to the maximum, the pouring water hit his body with a rush, Ruan Xiangyuan frowned slightly, lowered his head and saw that he was not surprised to see the blue and green body on his body, as if he had been subjected to some terrible abuse. One piece of purple - God knows, he just made love.
The tossing water vapor blurred everything in front of his eyes. Standing under the rushing hot water, his cold body finally recovered from the problems that humans should have because of the hot water—at the same time, his brain became active.
Standing under the water, Ruan Xiangyuan was not in a hurry to take a shower or clean up carefully, but began to try hard to recall, when the man left, he seemed to say something to him——
"I walked to the restaurant with Bai Que and turned back. You don't have to worry about your roommate having any extra thoughts."
At that time, in a daze, it seemed that I heard such an explanation——
Unfortunately, this seemed to be the last sentence that Ruan Xiangyuan heard from Lei Qie. Next, the arrogant royal seemed not to waste half an extra punctuation mark, so he stood up and put on his clothes. The scum who doesn't return to the bottom of his pants.
"...Damn it, you're not my father, it doesn't matter if I'm confident or not!"
The more he thought about it, the more painful it became. Ruan Xiangyuan was so depressed that he grabbed the soap and dabbed it on his hair randomly. Without hesitation, he rubbed his beautiful and soft black hair into a pile of chicken coops, pretending that he didn't notice his legs because of the "just now" Vigorous exercise" still trembling slightly due to the unbearable load, Ruan Xiangyuan curled his lips, and began to rub the soap on his arms that he had just put on his hair—
Other things, no mood at all
.
Ruan Xiangyuan grabbed the soap and rubbed it on his hands for a while, until his arm felt burning pain from the rubbing, and the hot water slapped on it as if someone had poured hot oil on it, Ruan Xiangyuan gasped , threw away the soap angrily—
The innocent piece of soap was thrown away by him, and it slid all the way to the other side of the shower room before stopping.
"Dry!"
At this moment, what I had to admit was that Ruan Xiangyuan himself admitted that he was very miserable.
He squatted down, and after doing a lot of mental construction, he began to learn to clean his back—he was fucked by a thermometer, his ass was blown by Rachel, forget it all, and now, he was actually reduced to being in an empty shower room Li tried hard to put up his middle finger and stuff it into his ass.
Thinking of this, the black-haired young man couldn't help but blushed, and was forced to be rough again—
"Fuck your second grandpa and grandma, it's none of your business whether I'm a king or not! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss Is fine, just take care of the prisoners in your second building. The nosy nose came to meddle in the affairs of the king in Building No. 3—fuck, why am I so tight, no wonder Rachel is acting casually like a beast—If you ask me, a scum like mt can be the king, I don't fucking think it's going to get any worse if I replace him!"
This was mixed with Ruan Xiangyuan's self-evaluation of scolding and cursing, however, at this moment...
"-I agree."
Outside the door, there was a burst of laughter that fit the happy life of a small official in the Northern Song Dynasty.
At this time, Ruan Xiangyuan, who was squatting on the ground and devoted himself to "letting Lei Qie's descendants go for thousands of generations", nodded without raising his head, and said in a slightly hilarious tone: "Look, you also think—huh? Ah!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Responding half a beat later, he jerked his fingers out of his body. The black-haired young man jerked like a frightened grasshopper, which completely violated the agility allowed by his body at this time. , jumped up from the ground, his black pupils stared closely at the slightly opened door, behind the door, he clearly saw a middle-aged uncle's face that seemed to be always smiling——
"White Hall?"
The dark-haired young man was dumbfounded and seemed a bit overwhelmed by the sudden appearance of the unexpected visitor
.
But the other party was not offended at all, instead, with a puff, the smile on his face widened in a very good temper: "You are still the first person to look at me with such eyes as if you have seen a ghost."
Baitang pushed open the door, and walked in on his own without receiving an invitation at all—
So Ruan Xiangyuan was very helpless. He suddenly understood the depressed mood of many prisoners in Building No. It's a huge drop in morale, making the prisoners in other buildings or the kings completely ignore them—
Well, even Baitang.
... Figure it out, I heard that this guy can't fight at all! ! Even he dared to walk in so grandly—the shower room was such a private place, it was placed in their No. 3 building, it was like a vegetable market, and it was visited by two kings within an hour.
Where is the dignity!
Ruan Xiangyuan thought about the possibility of seriously driving the other party out, and then when he thought of the stupid master's words that "anyone who can occupy a place in the Absolute Wing Pavilion is not a good person", "the strongest prison guard (... )” Reyk’s glorious image, so he resolutely dismissed this idea at the first moment—
Dignity or something, it really can't be eaten.
The black-haired young man swallowed his saliva and twitched the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't say "good evening" anyway, even if a polite and correct question came to his mouth, it became—
"when did you come?"
Such a question of death.
He looked at Baitang expectantly, hoping that the other party would say "just passing by", an answer that would make it easier for both parties to step down, even if it was to lie to him—
Unexpectedly, in the midst of mist, Ruan Xiangyuan could only hear the king of Building No. 4 laughing lightly. When he couldn't help but get goosebumps amidst the laughter and all stood up to sing the national anthem, he heard Baitang say softly—
"Was it early when Rachel asked if you were his puppy?"
"...early and not earlier."
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that he really lost face at his grandma's house this time.
.
If at dawn tomorrow, he suddenly found out that he had gained the nickname "Primary School Student", he really wouldn't hate Leiqie or Baitang at all.
But at this moment, it seemed that he didn't see the messy face of the black-haired young man standing naked and running under the shower head at this moment, the middle-aged man was smiling, and his voice was so calm and breezy, even when he was talking , he walked to the side where the change of clothes was placed, and started to change his swimming trunks as if no one else was there. While changing his swimming trunks, he also said something that made Ruan Xiangyuan feel thrilling——
"Actually, I think Rachel's question is very interesting."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "...huh, is that right?"
How can I not taste the latest chapter of the humorous super agent system for half a dime.
"Sometimes, even I think you miss his puppy—ah, of course I don't mean to scold anyone." Baitang took off his royal uniform. Although this uncle is old, his skin It was unexpectedly good, although it was not like Sui or Leiqie who had tight and firm muscles all over his body, in contrast, Baitang was the kind of middle-aged man who seemed to take care of himself very much, his skin was delicate and shiny. Without a single flaw, Ruan Xiangyuan stared at him, almost unable to move his eyes away from his gestures until—
Baitang mentioned his previous life.
"You should know that Rachel really raised a dog before, right?"
"Huh?"
"It's a husky with a gray coat."
"oh!"
"The eyes are blue like Rachel's, but it's strange that when I first saw you, I felt that your eyes were more like that puppy-well, there is no offense to saying that you?"
"Huh? Well, no."
"After observing for a long time," Baitang took off his trousers and picked up his swimming trunks. His movements were as natural as if this was really a changing room or a shower room in Building No. 4. The middle-aged uncle continued, "I think Your temper, behavior, or taste are all closer to that dog—very easy to get angry, and you like to go to Wang Zhan to disrupt the situation. Although you don’t want to admit it, as long as Lei Qie is around I couldn't help but want to stick it on his body, as if stuck with glue
. "
At this time, Ruan Xiangyuan could no longer listen—
This fucking is completely a small and fresh sentence that is not inconsistent with the love letter.
terrible.
Moreover, he was completely unaware that Baitang had been watching him secretly for so long—
Nonsense, he always thought that he did a good job of keeping secrets when he was spying on Lei Qie! !
The black-haired young man responded vaguely to the speculations of the king in Building 4. He pretended to inadvertently turned his head and grabbed a bottle of something he didn't know what it was, poured it on his hair, and rubbed it messily. , trying to minimize his fear when talking to Baitang—
Baitang used a method that was close to line drawing, with a self-deprecating tone, as if joking, but he guessed the whole thing exactly—
Ruan Xiangyuan could almost feel the cold rising from the soles of his feet.
Until, behind him, a big soft hand suddenly patted him on the shoulder—Ruan Xiangyuan shuddered all over, turned his head suddenly, and looked at the smiling king of Building No. 4.
"You work so hard to become the king, do you want to stand by his side one day just like the puppy who saved Raiqie from his own death?"
Ruan Xiangyuan with a stiff face: "..."
"Hehe, it's so interesting." Baitang said with a smile, "So, have you ever heard the story of 'The Crane Repays Gratitude'?"
Ruan Xiangyuan, whose face was so stiff that he was about to cry: "..."
Brother, why on earth are you here! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Please let me go! ! !
Please let it go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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