Forced to listen to the not-so-warm bedside story of the perverted master, and tossing and tossing until midnight before finally falling asleep, the next day before dawn, the pup was caught and picked up by the tail while he was in a drowsy sleep.
Rolling on the carpet, he opened one eye dully, and was not surprised to see the strong, healthy and long legs of the perverted master in shorts and sneakers.
"Aww."
—Your uncle, come again.
…
Since Ruan Xiangyuan came to Jue Chi Restaurant, he eats, drinks, sleeps, and looks down on people with a dog's eyes, and lives a very chic life. There are two things that bother him the most - the first thing is being dragged by Lei Qie every morning before dawn Get up and accompany him to go for a morning run. The second annoying thing is that after the morning run, the man always likes to squat next to the pup with sweat on his face, grab his paw and turn it over for a long time, and then he gets a fit of cleanliness Pick up the pup, go back to the cell, and stuff him into the bathtub without any discussion.
Every day, I was caught taking a shower without being shaken, and I missed breakfast, which was annoying.
Conscience of heaven and earth, which dog have you ever seen take a bath every day? The hair is washed and bald for you!
Ruan Xiangyuan squatted on the side of the pink tub with trembling hind legs that were not hard enough, and squinted his eyes to prevent the big-handed man on his head from getting bubbles into his eyes—at this time the man was squatting barefoot with his sleeves In the bubbly water on the ground, his big hand was covered with delicate white foam. With his eyes downcast, he was very serious and thought he was cleaning the pup's ears gently.
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In fact, Lei Qie's hands are so strong that Ruan Xiangyuan feels that his ears are about to be pulled off by him. I have been tossing me for a fucking month, and my bathing skills have not improved. How stupid are you? I said
It's not that he didn't try to express that he was about to be spoiled by playing with the baby dog barking. However, after trying to convey the message three times, Ruan Xiangyuan finally found that he and Lei Qie were not on the same channel at all, for example—
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Eep, beep!"
—Don't rub my tail, motherfucker, it's going to break!
Rachel: "Is the water too hot?"
The man raised his eyebrows and added cold water.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Another example.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Eep, beep!"
—Holy shit, can you pinch my paw a little bit buddy, how about twisting the rag
Lei Qie: "Don't act like a baby, I'll wash it right away."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
One last example.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Eep, beep!"
-Help! Is the technical work of squeezing anal glands something you can do? Let go of my chrysanthemum bird.beast!
Leiqie: "How can the puppy squeal like a duck?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The son of a bitch lay on the side of the bathtub and shook his eyes vigorously towards the ceiling. Finally, he was tired of tossing and decided to take revenge on the society. Taking advantage of Lei Qie's slipping hand, he shook his fur vigorously, and the bubbles on his body flew everywhere. muddy man's face
. The man frowned and stretched out his hands to wipe the foam off his face. The son of a bitch opened his mouth haha and spit out two mouthfuls of foul air. He slid out of the tub and ran out of the bathroom with slippery soles, wet paws On his master's costly hide rug a series of tiny, fuzzy paw prints—
Uh, he ran too fast, and he brought a small piece of the tablecloth down by the way.
The biscuits on the table were dragged to the floor, and biscuit crumbs spread across the carpet.
He didn't have time to brake while turning, so the decorative vase placed by the wall was kicked down by his hind legs.
Lei Qie chased him out, the foam on his hands hadn't been washed off, and seeing the mess in the living room, the man raised his eyebrows, and kicked over the trash can that Ruan Xiangyuan hadn't had time to knock over—
"Kill you!"
Picking up the trash can, Lei Qie ran towards Ruan Xiangyuan with a murderous look. The son of a bitch saw that this guy was really serious, he groaned and crawled under the sofa, the man threw away the trash The bucket bent down and reached under the sofa to dig it out, but his strong arms were not as soft as those of a young puppy. Ruan Xiangyuan crawled to the innermost part of the sofa with a cat, and he didn't forget to turn his head and sip on the tip of the man's finger Leaving an unceremonious tooth mark—
Dog vs man.
Rachel withdrew his arms and was about to move the sofa away to catch the rebellious pup. One of them didn't pay attention and bumped into the shifted wooden shelf behind him. The wooden shelf hit the corner heavily, and the fish tank placed on the shelf fell down— The water in the fish tank soaked the entire carpet, pebbles poured all over the ground, and all kinds of goldfish of Rachel's little red flower also fell on the fluffy carpet with the splashed water. Without the water, the goldfish They jumped feebly on the ground, their round mouths opening and closing quickly.
Lei Qie hurriedly lifted up the fish tank, picked up the goldfish one by one and threw them back into the fish tank, and without caring about beating Ruan Xiangyuan again, he turned around and rushed back to the bathroom to refill the goldfish, but at this moment the man did not care. I know, a certain pup crouching under the sofa has already looked straight.
Creeping around under the sofa, the dog poked his head out to look around, and when he heard the movement from Lei Qie in the bathroom, Ruan Xiangyuan finally got out from under the sofa in peace, and the dog jumped on his fat paws. He ran to the place where the fish tank fell, stretched out his nose and sniffed carefully—
The carpet with a faint fishy smell made his saliva secrete unconsciously.
The long tongue hangs out of the baby teeth, and the dog squats on the spot and carefully recalls the appearance of Xiaohonghuahua and Xiaohei jumping on the carpet just now—
Looks delicious (﹃)
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From then on, Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly felt that he had opened a new door to the culinary world.
When Leiqie came out of the toilet holding the fish tank carefully like a baby, and was about to put the fish tank back on the wooden shelf according to the habit, only then did he find that the place where the wooden shelf was originally placed was empty. The man was stunned, just like this As if he had just woken up, he suddenly found that his room, which was always neat and clean, was in a mess at this moment, as if bandits had invaded.
A fluffy husky pup was squatting next to the wooden shelf with its four legs turned upside down. The fur on the pup's body was still wet because it was half-washed in the bath, and it stood up like a hedgehog. It was a white dog. Dust under the sofa was all over his face, and at this moment, this guy was looking at its owner with a tongue out and a smile.
Rachel: "..."
Putting the goldfish bowl on the only surviving coffee table in the room, the man stretched out his long hands expressionlessly and dragged the dirty pup over, slapping his buttocks.
The son of a bitch was hung on the man's strong arm and was beaten firmly twice. Lei Qie was already strong, and the strikes were not light or heavy. If he continues to beat him, he will kill himself? Hurry up and snort twice coquettishly, and immediately felt that the third slap that was about to land on the butt stopped in the air, and his tail moved. Ruan Xiangyuan looked back quietly, and saw the momentary hesitation in Lei Qie's eyes at a glance.
The pup groaned, seized the time to roll and scramble off the man's arm, and obediently rolled back to the bathroom and jumped into the tub by himself!
"Aww ow!"
—Then what, it's agreed, hand in your gun and don't kill!
…
At nine twenty-eight, breakfast time is coming to an end.
If it wasn't for the new prisoner who ran over with an awkward face and asked why he didn't see Lei Qie come to eat, Shaoze probably didn't notice that the old man was absent this morning without any reason.
After waiting patiently for a while, until five minutes before the end of the limited time for breakfast, Shaoze, who hadn't seen Rachel appearing in the restaurant all morning, finally became uneasy. The prison guard's heart started beating uncontrollably.
"Shaoze, what are you doing?"
"... I can't eat anymore, the uncle of my building didn't come this morning, I have to go and see if he died in the cell
. "Under Shaojia's inexplicable gaze, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, Shaoze threw down his breakfast tiredly, hurriedly put on his police cap, and trotted all the way to the building under his jurisdiction. meter sprint.
Looking at the back of Shaoze leaving, Shaojia propped his chin with one hand, raised his eyebrows and let out a sigh in boredom.
The prisoners along the way were almost used to seeing Shaoze's panic-stricken look, and the prisoners on other floors even cast sympathetic looks at him.
Damn, what is this called!
The elevator door opened in front of him with a bang, and Shaoze ran all the way to Leiqie's cell with a bitter face. When he pushed open the door of the cell panting, a scene of a strong wind passing through and the demolition office just finished construction made him feel sad. The prison guard stared at the public face and gasped, Shaoze couldn't hold his breath and almost carried it away, wishing he hadn't been here at all—
There was a big puddle of pussy pussy on the damn expensive animal skin carpet, and pebbles were scattered on the carpet in a mess... Okay, goldfish bowl water. There are a few wet clumps of Kleenex lying on the floor - someone apparently tried to use them to dry the water on the stalls, but after finding out it was futile, gave up and threw the tissues away left the crime scene.
The yellow rosewood shelf was overturned on the ground, the cloth on the coffee table was missing, the biscuit box was turned upside down on the carpet, and the biscuits were scattered all over the floor. In comparison, that should have been placed properly and honestly. The fact that the vase in the corner is now somehow broken in two is not so surprising.
At this moment, the culprit who caused this mess is squatting in the only corner of the room that can be regarded as a human living environment, hugging his pup, holding a pair of small scissors calmly and burying his head to trim its paws Hair in the crevices.
Hearing the sound of Shaoze opening the door, the son of a bitch lazily raised his eyelids and gave him a peripheral vision.
And its owner simply didn't even bring one out of the corner of his eye.
The natural indifference of the dog and its owner made Shaoze almost die suddenly on the spot.
The public-faced prison guards, who had been subjected to increased workload for no reason, were in agony. They wished they could kneel down to the pair of calm-faced monsters in the corner of the room, swallowed hard, and then said tremblingly, "What, what happened?" up
! "
"Oh, just now..."
Only then did Lei Qie react, and he raised his eyelids and glanced at the door. This expression, which was exactly the same as that of the son of a bitch just now, made Shaoze's head hurt even more, and he immediately raised his hand to stop him: "Please don't say anything!"
Rachel: "..."
Shaoze took a deep breath: "Okay, I'm ready, let's talk."
Lei Qie remained expressionless: "I was robbed, Shaoze."
robbery.
hehe.
Grab your uncle!
Even if you are 120,000-point mentally prepared—
"...Who dares to snatch you!" Shaoze broke down, "Who dares!"
"...That's true." Lei Qie tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded seriously, then glanced at the prison guard with blood on his face with those blue eyes, and then said in a light tone that the prison guard wanted to do it. The new answer from the meridians from the ground, "Then the aliens are fine, well, I was ransacked by the aliens just now."
Shaoze: "..."
Rachel: "I'm so pitiful."
Shaoze: "..."
Lei Qie: "Is this considered a natural disaster? Will it be reimbursed?"
Shaoze: "..."
Lei Qie: "It's fine if you don't report it. Why cry?"
Shaoze: "... It doesn't matter anymore! Let me die!"
The author has something to say: =v=God's logic, madness, master Lei Qie, once again, wait for the diving party to show up quickly~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
… Ah, I suddenly realized that I have never written such an attack before, it’s so cute, I can’t afford it hahahahaha